Obnoxious anime discord manchild thread (filtered)

>>24131120
looks like you're still here...

>>24131116
>obviously it's not a leak in my ass because that would necessarily release pressure which isn't happening. if anything, the pressure is increasing.
i wouldn't be so sure

>>24131338
yeah I have had slow leaks in my tires that took days to empty out. but I legitimately am having trouble squaring that with the stink factor , which is coming across like a full-throated rootie tootie.
but if I'm making enough gas in real time to replace it, the leak could be arbitrarily large as long as I'm not feeling it.
and I developed ass numbness lately so it's completely feasible

>>24131374
are you certain the smell is coming from you?
maybe it's coming from some nearby fabric/furniture item, possibly your dirty clothes, or another part of your body

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>>24131116
SEX ORGY IN THE LOBBY AT WENDY'S

>>24131490
this is so embarrassing but yeah turns out I pooped my pants

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>>24131529
always a rational explanation for everything, at least

>>24131590
I'm seriously thankful you helped me get to the bottom of that.

kill yourself you worthless nigger

Okay now it smells like cum??
I really got scrubbed clean, now I'm at work and it smells like a cum load.
clothing thoroughly checked.
could I be hallucinating that cum smell?

>>24131116
Too much information fr fr

>>24133525
It’s from all the dicks you’ve been sucking silly

>>24135222
so you're saying I AM smelling things through my body...
well how tf do I make it stop?

>>24135234
The cum is in the back of your throat/nasal passages

This thread about you smelling like shit is gonna be kept alive by some jap till at minimum the end of the year btw, so I hope you enjoy that

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>>24135261
thank cirno for that, whatever the hell she is...

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>>24131116
Bump

>>24135261
we gotta start a twitter debate in here so it burns out quicker...

>>24140323
Ok I'll start: do you think it should be called 'twitter' or 'x?'

very interesting. same happened to me but with vomit. turns out I had vomit sinuses from the previous night of drinking

>>24141406
twitter
"xitter" sounds completely stupid and also very close to "shitter", i can't believe people call it that

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Total fairy death
kill em all

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>>24131116
That's nuts!

>>24147340
I ! WANT ! TO ! DRINK ! LIQUID ! FARTA !

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>>24131116
>so am I smelling it through my body?
Yes, when you feel a fart you should release it as violently as you can. If you don't the fart absorbs into your body and builds up in your bloodstream, kind of like how the greenland shark doesnt go to the bathroom so its literally a submarine full of piss and excement

>>24153674
I don't even call it farting anymore. I call it airshitting now because it really has gotten that heinous

>>24131116
TMI

>>24157167
has your butt ever went to shit heaven?

>>24157926
They're called ass demons and not ass angels for a reason

egite

>>24160009
I think it's a ass dementor from harry potter, latched on to me rearend gulping gallons of gas every second and diffusing it into the room

>>24163585
im leaving trails of shit through the air like donnie darko at this point

>>24166259
You stank the thread so hard you killed one of the posts you're replying to

If you can't beat em, shit all over them

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>>24131116
you need to flush your buttical ass down the toilet ass loo my Stank nigga.
You come on here stinking and shrinking until you poopte out your entire life force into the air. I hope you aren't ruining too many gamer chairs with that buttwhiff you little squeaker

>>24167941
what's wack about it is I got so used to the smell I accidentally invited family over and she commented that it smelled like a cheetos factory in my butt.
'cause I've been gassing and assing so long that,
even my momma thinks that my nose is gone

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>>24191072
mine ass was itching deep. wearing tight pants so no able to scratch it.
suddenly a fart
rattled my cage and threw debris
so hard that it
itched my rectum perfectly

>>24204654
https://youtu.be/0u26XjxjqxE

>>24167941
when I was a kid on the toilet pooping, I would always groan: "I'm pooping I'm pooping I'm pooping I'm pooping I'm pooping I'm pooping I'm pooping"
and the vibration from the deep groans makes the package slide out easier.
Then when you wipe and there's blood -
either:

1. you didn't poop frequently enough (large logs split your sphincter)

2. you poopte too frequently (abrasive toilet paper used repeatedly can causes rash and bleeding out of the anise)

The first time I ever pooped alone it was surreal. It was like flying a solo mission spaceship. Just me and my toilet and toilet roll and my four walls.

That's the first time I understood what it was like to be an adult.
it's a make or break moment; either you come out of that bathroom a man, or you fail and plant the ADBL fetish seed deep in your brainfolds

>>24131116
It may be a tear in the wall between your neovagina and your rectum that's causing it to leak out into the open. You may want to get it checked out.

>>24210909
So you know when you poop there's sometimes an ass-ymptote. which is: when you have to put in more and more effort to squeeze out additional length of poop.
Spoiler alert, you never can get completely all of it.
but if you fool yourself into thinking you can there's consequences. Popped eye vessels. Blacking Out. Prolapse. And yes even a breach of the neovagina.
What essentially happens is your bowels have another opening to the world that is not the sphincter and doesn't poses the cinching capabilities of the sphincter .
i know about that and I admit it.
I also know that... I never got a neo vagina.
In other words? I'm still packing the old twiggen berries.

But here's where you're clever. my urethra was getting backed up with shit. my dickheadhole? there's your "pinprick leak."

The bugs going in and out of my weiner like it's a Starbucks? suddenly not so mysterious.

I guess I have to ask myself this: "is it really worth pumping a full 30cc syringe full of drain cleaner into my peehole really worth it to solve this problem?"

and the answer is no. actually I have been cooking a lot of things that cover up or jive with the sewage smell, so at this juncture it's not as urgent a problem as I thought it was

>>24209578
They are very similar to pre-Canaanite languages; they are closely related to the languages spoken in the Near East

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>>24223466
I am Your digital toilet

I like how these threads contain random esoteric knowledge very endearing

>>24226076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=As-V14W8H2E