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most beautiful

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eyes brighter than my future

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eat
sleep
w̶o̶r̶k̶ mog
repeat

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goonology 101

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>>24166483
she yearns for the mines

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>>24167634
moggin aint easy

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>snow white theory
the evidence continues to grow

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>original snow white story
the roman version was very goth

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>goths
germanic people who destroyed rome...

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>modern snow white is german
how far does the rabbit hole go?

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>RABBIT hole conspiracy
she's behind it all
i knew it

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>>24169260

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<3

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defect g.i.
you cannot win this war

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i'd defect in a heartbeat
it's not even funny

#committreason4ellie

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>me as fuck

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<3

>>24165124
Ungern you need to stop this

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<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

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i haven't been watching season 5 very much, i got kinda bored a few days in so have mostly been keeping up-to-date through the threads

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i did see that the meth king has made his triumphant return tho but did he always look like such a reanimated corpse? talk about "walkers" amirite?

>>24177465
lean and mean

>>24177172
I seem to miss most of the fun stuff. Sad to see that the playlist is down. Now there is no convenient way to catch up and I'll just have director on mute up on the side most of the time

>>24178038
lean mean yapping machine

>>24178054
the ftl /tv/ threads have been abysmal this season, i just skim them to see what i missed

>>24173978
>>24173984
>>24173985
ellie's beauty is kinda special huh? i don't think i've ever seen a woman like her before, a 10/10 for sure

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oh for sure

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>>24177465

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>>24179149

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>>24179902
eyy gabagool

happy birthday you tight little minx

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happy birthday yn babyfag

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Happy Birthday to the wonderful Eleanor!
May all your dreams come true and may your 19th year be the best one yet!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMKIxxRA270

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birthday havin ahh

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>grandfathers "back in my day" drip
eleanor does not approve
by gum and dagnabbit type niggas
what is your response?

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https://gofile.io/d/qD8NCR

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enjoy the soup :)

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what a steal

>>24184821
>she found the meaning of life in Jet’s asshole

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>>24184285
>eagles - i can't tell you why
there's a song on the same album as this called in the city which is a certified banger and hotel california is also a must listen to, as well as being one of my favourite songs

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>>24184821
i hope ellie had a nice birthday

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>>24184315
>speaking of soup
i saw this and thought of you mate, you're always saying how much you love the taste of cock. bone apple tea :)

>>24185859
mi really dig dat soup man

https://youtu.be/NZtfn2lj4Fs?si=axxbtjsiOXRUmx58

living the life

i'm mcjealous

those eyes <3
they melt me every time

https://youtu.be/UfmkgQRmmeE?si=d47E1EPxR6MxdEZC

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>find someone who looks at you like:

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>shloop

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>A 72nd TRUVTHNUKE of Ellie rimming Jet’s asshole and dropping out of high school for him has hit the Jet Neptunes used goods general
KWAB

the headphones? we've known about jet and ellie for months, i'm not trying to chirps this bird believe it or not. i'm more interested in why angie didn't take her headphones back when she visited or w/e the fuck

that's one photogenic hamster
i've been mogged by a goddamn rodent

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ygmi

wagmi

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gmi

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no write offs

>>24188486
this place is so fucking depressing holy fuck

you don't exactly seem like all sunshine and rainbows yourself mate

when i visited australia it seemed pretty nice

australia makes me think of mad max

speaking of old movies, i'm watching robocop rn and do you know how he gets around? he drives a car not even a robo car either so he must listen to the car radio and get stuck in traffic as well

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>look at him
getting out the car like an idiot, i know the criminals must see him taking his seatbelt off too so he's not as cool now

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>>24195507
they will have a good laugh before he blows their head off.
always loved this design though

i'm showing ellie a good time

>>24195868
is that a robo duck?
in the future everything is robo

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>robocop is a robosexual

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>>24196018

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>>24196621

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>yooo

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:)

dry/cracked lips not hsv-1

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>1-2 days later
her lips look fine

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>speaking of fine
jeeeesus ellie

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y_KJAg8bHI

Next chapter: Finding love in college?! 9 years left till 28.

>>24199413
what a throwback

>>24200064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qE2UoqtPLo

>>24200064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qE2UoqtPLo

also great new post,

These knees must hurt just from standing, and walking longer distances must be quite painful. Curving every step to prevent knees from colliding will likely result in hip pain as well. Add progressively worsening back pain over time to that, and anything but lying down will not be completely pain-free for her.

>>24200176
>what a throwback
a classic

>also great new post
a lot of likes too, i'm glad she's being appreciated more she deserves it

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vroom vroom

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any new ellie tums?

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cheers :)

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<3

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>braces worked well
perfect teeth having ahh

Unchained, that must feel good

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>>24204528

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>>24206422

Would you guys kidnap Ellie if you had the chance? As a duo? Alone?

If you knew you'd get away with it and your parents would let you keep her?

>>24206791
she looks so good with her hair in her face

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>hair in face
she looked really nice here too but i never said anything because she had tears in her eyes and i'm probably coming across as enough of a weirdo already "yooo this crying woman is flame"

sick ride

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>i want to play a game ahh bike

have you ever watched saw? one of the best plot twists ever. i can't believe he was keyser soze the whole time

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>i see dead niggas
still one of the best plot twists

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>>24208781

https://youtu.be/8CKjNcSUNt8?si=SWyYsQ0IQvbORYQu

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>jheeee3eeez
dreaming harp sound effect

confirmed still living with Jet. hahahahahahahaha.

did you just receive this news by carrier pigeon? because we've known for months. i may have a very obvious crush on her (everyone does, i'm just perhaps too honest about it) i'm not about to pry into her personal life, it's her business as far as i'm concerned. i like ellie and i would like it very much if she never felt sadness ever again, she's my favourite stranger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cSI8VT_TbY

lewds when?

https://poal.me/j9o7m1
https://poal.me/j9o7m1

>>24210154
huh? what did i miss

hi

>>24213098
guten tag

>>24213112
guten abend.

close finale. I think I want the twins to win

>>24213905
i haven't watched for a while but i've skimmed the ftl thread. people were very excited to watch a grown man piss and shit himself

>>24213967
yeah, weird day, weird season

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i keep seeing the patrick thumbs down meme posted itt because of the kick emote. weird how fishtank and spongebob squarepants keep colliding

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>look at patrick
he's doing that because he hates jews

the spongebob/fishtank connection

i wonder if there was ever an episode of spongebob where he also pissed and shat himself for money

spongebob pissandshitpants

https://youtu.be/w-sQRS-Lc9k?si=zrMIkBidS1a6vgQd

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stunning

>>24216467
what a woman
she's so beautiful
crush - justified yet again

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>>24216517

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who wants to see cryo fucking ellie?

>>24216711
cheers :)

Buzzin morning <3

the most buzzin some would say

We do live in interesting times, well suited to coffee, cigarettes and little sleep.

>>24218699
oh wow, look at her
i am so mesmerised by this woman

>>24218976
>coffee, cigarettes and little sleep
the noir detective lifestyle

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I have a question for the dying now ama:

What's your AR diameter/AR Z-score?

oh shit

>>24221051
I guess that is anything

was about to catch up on the boys, but that's a damning review

>>24221112
it's strictly movies for me nowadays, i'm watching predator (1987) rn and i don't think the 2 black guys of this elite team are gonna survive this one

if either one of them even mention an upcoming retirement then it's over for them, predator is gonna get em

#TheBlackGuyAlwaysDiesFirst

i think they'll be fine

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>their current condition
they're dead as fuck

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heh
no idea who that sneako guy is, but after that post i saw a clip of him getting punched in the face. Synchronicity.

>>24222088
sheesh

>>24222109
the last i heard of sneako he was an andrew tate orbiter and manosphere guru wannabe who was constantly running his mouth and picking fights he couldn't finish