>>62111239
US seems to be stepping in and exporting oil at the cost of domestic consumers.

>>62111239
war is bullish bobo when will u learn

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>>62111239
>he doesn't know

>>62111239
i know this is satire but there are dummies who believe this lol

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>>62111239
In how many weeks? Say a number.

>>62111255
oil producers on the gulf coast are hiring like crazy, everybody's cranking up production as fast as they can.

>>62111239
You’re getting juiced into exit liquidity

Probably crime

>>62111310
2

>>62111239

Reminder: the first 3 months of COVID were nothingburger gaslighting about how it wasn’t the US’ problem

>>62112378
new bear cope has dropped lol.

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>>62112369
TWOOO WEEKS?

>>62111239
Thats the world's problem not the US'

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>>62111239
You should stop getting your news and worldview from literal fucking retards.

>>62112387

> The first known case of COVID-19 was traced back to November 17, 2019, in Hubei Province, China, according to reports. While earlier cases may have occurred, the first large cluster was identified in Wuhan, China, in December 2019

>>62112421
but those are the subhumans you work for and have shilled for years, why pretend it's not
why the faggot contrarian larp, you're really working overtime the last couple days
got paid to shit up the place in preparation for Orban's win, so sad that didn't turn out for ya, faggot

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>>62112378
Or Russian invasion of Ukraine.
The market was in denial for two months before it started seriously crashing.
You just need to be a little bit more patient, bear bros we will have our time soon.

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Wasn't it supposed to dump hard when the markets opened today? I might get liquidated here.

>>62112480
The real world doesn't exist. We live in a simulation and the simulation has decided that a Truth Social is more powerful than anything physical. Trade accordingly

Trump just said, "Iran called", and now btc is going apeshit.

I fucking hate how mothafuckin manipulated this dogshit market is now.

>>62112655
Every week is the same pattern, anon. We crash during the weekend, then monday comes, all of a sudden a shitton of new headlines appear and we pump hard. Trade accordingly

>>62112695
>Every week is the same pattern, anon
Prepare for:
- Cracker Mondays
- Taco Tuesdays
- Midweek Poomp
- Taco Thursdays Supreme
- Fat Fridays

>>62112378
Its almost like that was the accurate assessment of the wuhan flu.

>>62111255
It's not just the US. Oil is being widely rerouted. It's why fuel prices are going up everywhere, not just in countries that used to buy from the Gulf.

>>62111239
Bro we're like 10 years away from becoming Gods

>>62111239
>World will run out
With the recent closure of the Gulf of Oman, about 13mbpd are lost. That's 13% of global production. The world isn't going to "run out".

>>62111239
2 more, perhaps?

Shows how pathethic the average coin bros is

>>62111255
they're a member of this or that economic treaty that says they're not supposed to impose export controls during shortages

>>62113325
Fortunately for the US, the US's oil/gas export controls date back to the 1970's oil embargo. If Trump decides he wants payback for all that 1970's fuckery then the FA phase of the proceedings can happen very quickly.

>>62111239
Priced in

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>>62111239
Hey, a blockade of the blockade made oil go back to the 90s.
IMAGINE if China enters the game so we have a blockade of a blockade of a blockade.
Oil instantly at 50$!
Everything is completely fucktarded. Like, really. You don't have to be a bear or a bull, I'm glad my tech stonks are pumping, but shit is clearly pumping on fucktardation. There's no way the insane shit we're live witnessing can end on a good note.

>>62111239
The markets are completely irrational about the war at the moment. Buy the dip mania is so strong that bad news is often treated like good news, and markets go up because of all the dip-buying. This just means that the future correction will only be greater.

I wouldn't advise shorting though. There's too much money flowing into stocks, and still too many levers the government can pull to prevent a proper correction.

>>62114800
>If Trump decides he wants payback for all that 1970's fuckery
The man's mind appears to be permanently stuck in the 1980's so it's possible

>>62111239
You have TDS, trust the plan and profit

>>62112773
this diet is too American for me

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>>62112369
Damn thats crazy.

>>62111239
I'm confused as well. Some things are easy.
Assets gors up because USD becomes weaker, so it explains gold and copper etc.

But why would tech and ai go up? They need more energy and more constructions, and more credit. The only thing i can think of is that rate cuts are priced in or the money printer is going hog.

We are in a “buy the rumor, sell the news” scenario. As soon as the end of the war is announced, we should sell

>>62111239
>goy thinks the stock market has anything to do with the real world
sad

we have to run out before markets will notice

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>>62111239
Pro-EU party won majorly in Hungary. EU is becoming stronger and will be the new ”world police”, making people be more trustful that the future will be stable, increasing investment in the markets. This place is really out of loop with the real world if it didn’t even know that.

>>62111239
>Just 835 more weeks of crude DONT DELAY BUY RIGHT NOW!

>>62116856
>EU is becoming stronger
only because your definition of "stronger" means "more diverse", which is really funny in a Pagliacci kind of way.

>>62111239
>oil will run out

>you believed this

Retard

Confused bobo retards are funniest posters

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>>62111239
>World will run out of petrol and gas in just a few weeks.

Oh no no, bobo, Europe will, everyone else will be fine.

>>62116856
>EU is becoming stronger and will be the new ”world police”

who's gonna tell him.

>>62111239
It's priced in already

>>62116737
>USD becomes weaker
>money printer is going hog
yes