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>>62116546
>futures

First for SOXL at 85 per barrel

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required post

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some say it was the greatest bake ever, the greatest bake of all time.

>>62116550
Nwords tongue my anus
Last 2 weeks have sucked for me if I had grabbed the market low I'd be way up but I was too drunk that weekend to catch the bottom fuck me fuck my shit and fuck america.

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ASML earnings tonight SOXLbros letsgooo

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>>62116552

>>62116550
>he doesn't take delivery of 100% pure semiconductor

bobos, we love our bobos don't we folks

>>62116555
i love bangs so much bros... checked

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hmmmm

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>>62116555

i had a guy come to me, very smart guy
named bobo
he's so smart, he knows all the indicators
he said to me it's gonna go down, it has to go down... i said i don't think so

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Oil approaching an 80 handle

Reminder to never bet against America

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new moon on friday

Whats the best deodorant for traders? Nothing works ever since i started taking testosterone.

>>62116565
bump
>>62116574
consider the years 2007 and 2008

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>>62116579
i saw a post on twitter a while back that buying the s&p on the new moon and selling on the full generated some pretty good outperformance. things change though. for the last year there's been volatility during every mercury retrograde though, which if not meaningful is at least amusing choreography.

>>62116565
>>62116589
OWL is up too.

>>62116587
alum crystal

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Is posting slow for everyone else?

i am once again making too much money
>>62116589
*buys the dip and gets rich*

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>>62116587
Every other day, shower with this. Then wear normal deodorant. Works great.

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>>62116593
no it's just you

>>62116593
ya
*took 5 mins to post this*

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>>62116593
It takes me 1 minute to load captcha, 1 minute to post something

>>62116593
yeah its sucks!

Realistically speaking, is SPY 705 on the table end of Friday or should I set a more realistic 700 target?

This week has been insane so far but market doesn’t seem to care about being overbought (rsi etc).

>>62116593
It’s unusable

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>>62116593
I like the slow posting. Feels like each post has more thought put into it. Less spammy.

>>62116603
i will drag that average down

Now I really regret getting four new tires in march just so I wouldn;t have to think about them.

Every time I've thought "I should go in big on this stock" I've been right. There has not been a single time in 3 years where I've been 100% certain a stock will be big in the near future where I've been wrong. I'm not a good trader but I'm a good predicktor if Only I trusted my fuckin gut.

>>62116587
estrogen

>>62116592
sounds fake
>>62116595
i think my biggest issue is actually antiperspirant. I was trading in my underwear all morning pouring buckets of sweat out of my pits.

>>62116593
cloudflare interns had too much fun yesterday for sure
>>62116603
returns on spam would have increased in time on screen and time before being pushed up on threads as well though

how high does silver have to go so I can get out of AGQ at 314?

>>62116606
if you were 100% certain you would have made the trade. also its impossible to actually predict the future so idk how you can be 100% certain of anything.

>3 years
weird posts man. invest in some therapy.

>>62116610
It would have to go past its ath (~$133) and that's assuming it goes there in a straight line. You're gonna be bagholding for awhile

>>62116607
alum crystal is natural, cheap and lasts forever if you buy anything else it's a mental disorder

>>62116614
>its impossible to actually predict the future
ngmi

>>62116614
cope faggot. You're exactly the type of ultra-gay poster that fuds people out of Life Changing Money (TM) while shilling the worst retarded garbage to ever be posted on this dumb thread.

Are the "buy the dip" retards "backing up the truck" on a true /smg/ meme CPB or have those retards always just been momentum traders?

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Finally, world peace and eternal bull market

>>62116620
i knew you were going to say that

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>>62116615
I literally took out a double reverse mortgage and did an inverted layaway on the wife to afford this one share tho. Are you saying I should go all in with the kids college fund?

>>62116614
>he doesn't know
>how to read the turtle bones
Qin Shi Huang promised me silver would hit 200 eoy 2026 5000 years ago

>>62116624
smg only has vix traders. no one here trades on numbers the goyim can see on google look ups, it's all bespoke volatility metrics and var thresholds on options

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alright boys
here is some bear cope
midterm years usually have a drawdown of -15% on average
and the market is pretty crappy and sideways until november, when they then recover and start going up

>>62116628
>Are you saying I should go all in with the kids college fund?
Yes, and make sure to use margin when you do it

>>62116627
touche, you beat me

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Just did my NW calc.

$280k stocks, $80k Crypto, $10K PM.

Fuck me, i'm 31 I ain't making it in time aren't I?

I wanna retire by 55, but I feel like AI gonna fuck me over at 45.

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>>62116633
here is the chart of the performance over the year
"sell and may, then go away" is pretty good advice.
then start buying in november or maybe october

anyway, the -9% drop in SPY makes me think we could go back down to retest those lows, but not in a big way
and a predicted -20% will now be a -15 because the oil shock flushed a lot of people out
if the number was really -15, then that will now be a -10
so I think we could revisit the lows, since there is a long time to go until november.
but I won't be betting on any big drawdowns. retesting the lows of -9% is it.

>>62116634
mom won't let me use margin anymore

>>62116633
sell in may and go gay for pay (GRNDR) then jump back in for the midterms after GRNDR posts a massive earning beat due to all the republican conventions?

>>62116636
debtmax and rely on AI to save you
you are a white male right?
it's not AI if it doesn't have free will

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>>62116640
what is interesting is that the advice to avoid midterm years, then buy in november after the election is reversed for non midterm years.
average 7% gain in midterm years, and 14% gain if you buy at the end in november
but 14% for non midterm years, and a 7% gain if you buy in november

>>62116636
buy AMD and retire in 7-10 years.

or MRVL, AVGO, MU, CRDO, etc

>>62116636
how long did those 280k take to have been come up with apropos of calculations please? also cash out on an apartment and go to college for maths, physics or chemistry

>>62116625
since we have constant weak hand shake outs/corrections/invented terminology designed to explain obvious lies, we are due for a sustained long term bear shake out on the order of going up for a month straight or more but it won't happen as nothing ever happens and everything is fake and gay. I have a pink id which means the illuminati will crash the market if I don't stop posting. the board is slow because they're rigging the system again. have a day.

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here's the website if people are interested
https://www.ftportfolios.com/Commentary/Insights/2024/4/8/midterm-election-client-resource-kit---march-2024

>>62116642
>average 7% gain in midterm years, and 14% gain if you buy at the end in november
>but 14% for non midterm years, and a 7% gain if you buy in november
nvm, it's 7 and 17% for midterms, and 14 and 7% for non midterms
but you get the point
forgetting about any buys in a midterm, then buying in november is good. Very good!
but non midterm years are the opposite. buy through the year, but forget about buying in november

what's interesting is that year 4 quarter 1 of a presidential cycle also has the same volatility. Just in the front of the year, rather than at the end, for year 2 quarter 4.

>>62116648
omg

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>>62116587
Africa.

>>62116593
Must be too many new members checking this hot new site.

>>62116579
Would love to shnaffle her stink hole.

so does japanese not have genders? like sensei desu means they're a teacher or is there another word to throw in there to clarify the gender?

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Goyim dealing in the real world are going to get laid off because of fuel shortages while the Fed and Treasury bail out the stock market to protect G*d's chosen. They call it the "Financial Passover". We're going to make bank while you cattle end up jobless and drafted to go conquer our promised land for us. Goy lives don't matter.

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>>62116651
here;s the same shit, from lpl
https://www.lpl.com/research/blog/do-midterm-elections-matter-for-markets-a-historical-perspective.html
looks like their chart is even more bearish for midterm years. not sure why
much more downward sloping line over the year, with a bottom in october, leading to a big rally through november.
so that means buy in october basically. not november

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>>62116633
and here is their chart for what happens when you buy at the election. the returns for the next year.
and they say you get 15% average for buying on the election, in the 12 months following. and the other 3 out of 4 years get 7.8%.

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>>62116661
I know this is /smg/ but charts like this must have the BTC fags getting real excited. October is the prophesized bottom and that aligns perfectly with this stock market astrology.

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>>62116660
jews better hurry up and make it happen human soldiers are on the brink of obsoletion
you'd think they'd reign in ukraine if that was their plan

>>62116636
>AI
might as well worry about cancer or getting stabbed on the street

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>>62116662
and here is the classic chart of each year, with its max drawdown, and the total year to date return of the calendar year.
and despite there being big drawdowns, most years have a much bigger return than you would think even with a big drawdown.

okay, that's it. I feel better now. My shorts will be sold at a profit, and the year will end on a positive
I will see the volatility. It will be a wave that I ride, up and down. I will see the right opportunity to sell, and the price will hit my perfected calculated limit order. All according to keikaku.
Then, I will use the lowered prices to buy up longs, and go back to a 100% long portfolio.

I will especially remember the NOVEMBRU IHAN TIMINGU. The special timing, known only to the sages. I will buy in october, when all others fear all is lost. But I will smile in november. Then I will profit. I have become the ultimate creature, the bear-bull hybrid, able to profit in any market condition. My portfolio will surge with plenty and abundance. And I will remember... until the next midterm year in 4 years. I will remember.

Anyway I'm now determined that my gut feeling is and was right and I'M going to trust it on my next BIG trade and if I get raped without lube then LOL whatever at least I tried.

>>62116661
sexy chart

>>62116663
>I know this is /smg/ but charts like this must have the BTC fags getting real excited. October is the prophesized bottom and that aligns perfectly with this stock market astrology.
yes, and it is for the same reason. bitcoin basically follows this midterm cycle and business cycle thingy/liquidity thingy
more or less exactly
and remember brotha. Bitcoin is a stock now. we have many ETFs from the fine bitcoin ETF emporium.

SPY will hit 700 by Friday because 700 is a nice number.

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https://www.juniorminingnetwork.com/junior-miner-news/press-releases/1934-tsx-venture/bhs/201161-bayhorse-silver-announces-brokered-life-offering-for-gross-proceeds-of-up-to-c-4-0-million.html


Yet another dilution... WOW i'm not sure if I can hold this stock much longer smg... This was supposed to be a top silver pick

>>62116674
Buying calls now

>>62116670
>my next BIG trade
Biz rules clearly stipulate that when a power pounce or full chimp in is declared the target must be stated.

None compliance summons a bogging.

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>>62116671
So long-dated IBIT calls in September and October then? Going out 2 or maybe 3 years if they're available?

>>62116633
>>62116640
>>62116642
>>62116651
>>62116661
>>62116662
>>62116669
thanks for listening to my ted talk. Posting pictures on the interwebs made me feel better about my portfolio and the shorts in it.
I will make money, and I WILL time the market. And we're all gonna make it.

The cause of this war is South Sudan.

South Sudan is famous for Sudan-sung and S-pop.

Because South Sudan smuggled strategic materials into Iran, Iran was able to acquire weapons of mass Sudanese destruction, including Sudanese people.

South Sudan Firms Violate International Controls on Shipping Materials for WMDs to Iran and Syria
www.gay.com

S. Sudan should clearly explain fire-control radar incident
www.sex.jp

>>62116677
me fucking your mom.

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>>62116680
some more stuff
looks like I was only missing out on 5% gains anyway
though the other websites said midterm years get 7%, but whatever. Not as much as non midterm years for sure

>>62116680
why are you thanking me? I didn't read shit.

>>62116680
why were no value at risk numbers posted?

come on ya old bitch pump my CSP bags

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and it turns out we haven't seen anything yet. midterm years usually have more volatility starting in june. the whole "sell in may then go away" comes back
with volatility finally decreasing in october/november
so I have plenty of time to sell my shorts, and start buying longs

>>62116678
>So long-dated IBIT calls in September and October then? Going out 2 or maybe 3 years if they're available?
This IS financial advice, and yeah going long on bitcoin in sept/oct sounds good. I will be doing the same
bitcoin is currently in a massive bear flag, trading in that slowly ascending channel, and I am waiting for it to collapse again just like the last bear flag did.
to like 50k. Then I will start buying. it will probably do chopsolidation until october ish. so I will have plenty of time to buy in around that price range.

>>62116702
but volatilititty is where real niggers make money

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>>62116678
>So long-dated IBIT calls in September and October then? Going out 2 or maybe 3 years if they're available?
the bear flags in question

>>62116704
>but volatilititty is where real niggers make money
yeah and I will be buying in that region

My dad gave me €20k as a deposit for an apartment… but honestly I’m thinking of just yoloing it on options and trying to run it up to 100k. SNDK and Micron calls? toughts /smg/?

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>>62116702
>>62116705
I was hoping we'd see it under 40k. Following previous cycles we should. Is it too risky to hold out for that price?

>>62116710
>SNDK and Micron calls
100% you lose money
they already ran up expecting the war is 90% over and all the tech good news
there is no more upside in the short term

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will it... will it go up again tomorrow?
i hope so, i like making money

>>62116702
in response to your other post as well correlation is not causation, few data points and we’ve already had a 10% drawdown. I wouldn’t make any trades based off any of that information personally. Trump being an anomaly renders most that historic data moot too

>>62116675
anon this is a meme from like 6 years ago kek what are you doing

>>62116711
>I was hoping we'd see it under 40k. Following previous cycles we should. Is it too risky to hold out for that price?
it could flash crash down to 40k or even 35k but I won't count on it in my own plan.
I think it will drift around 50-60k for some time and my plan is to buy it in that range as it does a shitty sideways motion for months
if you want to wait for the big flash crash to 40k then yeah you can try it. but yeah I think that could be a little risky

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I'M LOCKED IN
I'M STILL LOCKED IN YEAH
I STAY LOCKED IN
I'M REAL LOCKED IN YEAH
https://youtu.be/pnM-N2kLdBY

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My stocks futures are red but they ran up so hard these past few weeks so it’s ok :)

anyways
did bobos go extinct yet?

>>62116715
evonik and cisco will probably pump if you really need the money

>>62116726
Yes. No line will go down ever again

>PDT reduced from 25k to 2k
they shoulda never gave smiggas money

Market is fake and gay

>>62116738
>Market is fake and gay
not only that, it has become the fakest and the gayest
but it will all work out

>>62116736
>we gotta stop people from losing all their money really fast, quick ban day trading!
>you want 1000, $100 strike put options on spy dated for 4pm today? Go right ahead!

>>62116742
what would prices have been on those puts real quick?

another day another potentially buying new/close to ATH's while the normies are scared shitless they will miss out on more gains

>>62116680
So basically ride up the rally until May, sell, then buy the dip in October/November...?

Market will be mildly red tomorrow.

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>connection error

>>62116736
then why does my gambling account still say
Day Trade Equity Call: $21,377.99
riddle me that

>>62116749
>So basically ride up the rally until May, sell, then buy the dip in October/November...?
more or less
the timing of course could vary by a month or two. in other words, I would be selling now since I think we're already at the peak. we are close to ATH again, so that's a little freaky

>>62116751
>mildly red tomorrow
more like it either crabs for a while or even slightly up
no bad news is good news
it just shows that the markets were right in assuming the war won't escale/will be over soon

>>62116752
stop gangstalking me

ASML TANKING AAAAAAAAA

>>62116751
Hope so. I mildly gambled on a 0DTE put spread for tomorrow.

>>62116751
Nope rally will continue.

>>62116756
Nah, IMO it will mark the beginning of it water falling back down and becoming sensitive to bad news / fearful. A little overdue for incorporating some reality into the markets and I think we’re gonna see some news selling regarding the war, earnings, etc.

>>62116759
the market is beginning to outsmart itself

>>62116766
they need to bait retail to go long before the shift down.

>scared when stocks are falling
>scared when stocks are pumping
you guys never participate in the stock market and just post?

>>62116714
what should i buy then? the itch is too strong

>>62116675
just two more weeks

>>62116773
>you guys never participate in the stock market and just post?
post portfolio

>>62116773
>I've been found out

They´re rounding up the bears.
>>62116593
God promised me this tradwife slut.

>>62116773
Yes I do bitch I lose money all the time

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>>62116742
stop giving away my strats

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Imagine if Iran folds in over the weekend, knowing that the blockade will mean they have to shut down their oil wells which take a minimum of 3 months to a year to restart, and may require expensive parts to be replaced due to over pressure.

Everyone who sold will FOMO in. SPX is going over 9000 before the recessionary crash. You aren't hyper bullish enough.

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>>62116797

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>>62116773
i've literally never invested in anything in my entire life anon

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>>62116773
>My crypto crashes 50+% losing me more money than I save in a year
>I feel nothing
>My index funds crashes a couple percent losing me less than paycheck of money
>Panic sell it all
My brain rebels at me investing in normie stocks

>>62116797
>this is what amerilards actually believe

>>62116773
>you guys never participate in the stock market and just post?

this market is Irrational, it's pumping when freaking ww3 is trying to start !!

>>62116773
/smg/ is always at extreme fear.

how long has this site been broken ? ffs

SHORT ANGIE

I've been out of the market for a few years due to a mental breakdown. Could I get a quick rundown on the state of the economy? Interest rates, greed/fear, etc.? Any good podcasts I could start listening to? I lost track of the investing related ones I used to listen to.

How come my Google stock was up bigly? Did they announce something? All of the AI hype seems to be around OpenAI/Anthropic these days so I hope their next model is good

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>>62116813
line only go up now, this is positive for google because of fundamentals

>>62116825
quantum hype
nvidia hyped up with some AI bullshit something quantum so nvidia went up a bit
and every quantum shit rallied big

someone took a sh*t in my street today

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>>62116773
shitposting about minute to minute fluctuations is the best part of dcaing into spxl thoughdesuestly
i couldn't do it without you guys

>>62116813
>I've been out of the market for a few years
grim
>mental breakdown
get well soon anon
>state of economy
inflation so stocks are forced up, still good growth, tech is doing beyond amazing and is the core reason why general etfs are up, interest rates should be hiked slightly BUT it don't even matter lol
there was very big fear during march related to oil but nobody cares anymore, oil is trading at 90 but the stocks are acting like oil is at 75usd region

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>>62116813
the hormussy is double stuffed no seamen can squeeze through and this is crashing the price of dino goop.
Semi-conductors are still crack in all but name.
What more do you need to know

>>62116837
So the AI bubble has another year or two before it pops and crashes the market?

>>62116842
Gross. Why does she have india running down her leg?

>>62116847
she didn't buy KMB

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Not even the $2000 limit?

How pathetic can you get Mr Mumu? You're so strapped for liquidity you had to rush this through with no limits?!

I suppose you think this will somehow prevent Mr. Bobo from showing up, thinking he lives inside the bank vaults and in the numbers.

Unfortunately for you Mr. Mumu, Mr. Bobo lives somewhere else, and he's coming in any case!

>>62116847
Is AI taking our jobs even that bad of a thing if it puts India in the middle of the ocean?

>>62116854
What's the point even with such little cash your cash will be waiting to settle 99% of the time

Remember that shopping is the most patriotic and Christian thing you can do to show those communist Muslims the power of freedom and democracy

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Haylo Guys! I Have Robinhood!

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The economy is booming and everything is amazing as we continue the march towards S&P 9000. Let's review the facts:
>job market piping hot
>housing market roaring
>retails sales kinetic
>AGI is here
>AI factories deployed in every city
>consumers euphoric over higher prices
>war is over

2026 EOY targets:
>S&P over 9000
>9% ten year yield
>9% real GDP growth

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>>62116875
I Just Bought $60 In VOO!

did he really tweet "the war is over for me"
how did black rock know this 2 days ago?

>>62116890
Kek baggie

>>62116897
what are you holding? why did you buy today?

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>>62116773
I am perpetually crabbing in low six-figure hell

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>futes

>>62116927
keklmao if only that shit happened to Hasan and MANY other of those douchebag streamers

just pump forever in one line bro

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>>62116890
This Coffee Definitely Powers Me Through!

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its over

OMG WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT THE NDX DUMPED BY 20 POINTS

>US sending thousands of more troops to Middle East as Trump seeks to squeeze Iran - WAPO

THE SQUEEZE HASN'T BEEN SQUOZZLED

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>>62116546
>Global
>throughout Asia

>>62116845
>AI bubble
there is no bubble only normies or dummies think it is a bubble
semis and gpu's will always sell, it will just be for a different purpose in time
same as nvidia, it was for purely graphical rendering now it is for AI, in the future it will be something else

it is just same companies pivoting to the new gimmick

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25k in cash and want get them back in market but it we will gigadump when I buy.

>>62116773
i know how things will pan out, so i don't even notice these details
(AI works, the US economy outpaces the Chinese until 2046.)

>>62116972
No Bro You Don't Understand Bro Someone In The Philippines Paid $150 For A Barrel Bro.

I really need to smell a hot woman's ass

Why numbers going up?

>>62116988
Nothing makes sense anymore.

>Portfolio +2% already thanks to my Asian and yuro stocks.
I'm going to the gym, don't touch anything /smg/, don't fuck it up

>>62116988
They made going down illegal.

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> Predicting the unpredictable: New experimental evidence on forecasting random walks
>>62116633
>>62116640
>>62116702
I’m flipping a coin for you right now, what’s it gonna be?(3 tails in a row so far)
kek this “fuel crisis” is already solved - biodiesel for existing infrastructure(local refineries eliminate the need for the browns) remember that the world doesn’t need to go green completely only one fifth is clogged
if the gas retailers overdraw their hands the fuck themselves by inflating everything including their own operating costs, would bet that as soon as it’s felt the price will drop as fast as it rose up

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my oil longs are fucked

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DXY has seen its last hurrah

I need silver to go to $180 so I can hit my fat fire number. I just want to not work anymore.

>>62116995
I'm very stupid. Please explain to me why someone would see the spot price shoot up to $150 and not immediately gobble up oil contracts at $95? Do they like paying an extra $60?

Or do they somehow expect the war to end tomorrow and for oil to teletransport itself immeadiately to their facilities?

Dayyyyyyyyyyyum, the NDX is down a whole 50 points on news about more US troops being sent to the Middle East, while it's in overbought RSI territory for a whole day (on the 4h)

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Robinhood!

>>62117009
You may not understand this, but the price of futures is the price for oil in the future, not the price for oil today

>>62116999
I sold an hour ago

>>62117009
its called price gouging, like surely you cant be that stupid

>>62117015
It must be great to pay >$150 now because last month you decided it wasn't going to be that bad. It must be so great that you decide to do the same thing now and pay >$200 next month because you think the strait will open tomorrow and tankers will immediately be filled up by all the destroyed infrastructure.

>>62117018
Price gouging confirmed over forever starting now?

GREATEST STOCK MARKET IN HISTORY !!

>>62117015
but the best estimate for the price of the future (Jun 26) is the price of today

>>62117024
Cope baggie

>>62117024
>this is what oilbaggies avtually believe

>The SEC on April 14 approved FINRA's proposal to eliminate the $25,000 minimum equity requirement for pattern day traders.
holy, there are going to be a bunch of poorfags providing liquidity kek

>>62116808
Why you retards keep repeating this nonsense?
In case of ww3 it's better to have all your cash in stocks/business.

>>62117028
really why

>>62117029
Wartime spending is bullish

>>62117025
>>62117026
no im an AI chad. i just understand futures from perspective of the clean S&P500.

>>62116546
This market is a clown fiesta.
How is sp almost at record highs with us deploying 10s of thousands of troops in the middle East and oil at $100 a barrel?

>>62117031
Damn you really are retarded

>>62117029
Read about WW2 I'm not going to reason on 4chan.

>>62117033
:(

Truth tweet predictions this morning...

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Is this true?

Meanwhile, due to complete disconnection between physical and future prices, EU refiners margins turned negative, thus cutting back the production of actual refined oil, making shit even worse.
Asian refiners will be next in the next few days. And then everyone else.
The dumbfucks ordering the Treasury to short the oil futures have absolutely no idea of the monster they created, the biblical disaster predicted by the boss of the CME is indeed happening. These retards managed to make even dumber decisions than the ones that led to 2008. Incredible.

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>>62116992
denial
>>62117010
anger
>>62117019
bargaining

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>>62117040
>>62117041

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>>62117012
Robinhood S&P500 Will Go To $800/Share This Year 2026!

stupid fucks are still about the oil prices
tech is soaring purely due to market finally agreeing that semis/gpus/quantum/AI is the future

if oil were to go back to 60s the sp500 would rip to the fucking moon
you aren't late anon
just get in to the market already

>#OOTT | Iran Won't Allow Shipments To/From Gulf If Blockade Remains

It's over.

>>62117055
Facts, Anthropic just ended SaaS as an industry.

>>62117055
>Be my exit liquidity!
Hmm nyo

why should stocks pump during a war ? a war I'm not so sure we are really winning winning winning as much as Im told we are

why is ENJ pumping so hard ?

Starting to think the only way to make it (have enough fuck you money to retire early) is taking risks with individual stocks

>>62117082
yup your going to be the one to beat the market

>>62117084
Enjoy your voo in 40 years I guess

>>62117084
>your
definitely not you boss

Wtf phoneposting gives you different ids?

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> futures

>>62117092
ids are ip based... so yeah of course it would

>>62117041
this is gme baggie level cope

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BofA earnings are good.

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>futures

>>62117100
that means its time to sell

anyone bothering with taxes this year? i stated filling out the 1040 then lost all motivation halfway through it. im tired of sending money to israel i dont feel like i need to pay them anymore

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>>62116865
Banks empty

>>62117099
its probably the same people too lol.

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>hello donal, please pump $palantir, for the cheeldren

>>62117105
i paid, this is probably the last year that i will though. dollar will be devalued by 50% by next year

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reminder to buy BX, ARES, APO, KKR

>>62117105
whats the worst that could happen

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New day. New thread. New me. Forget about what we could have made yesterday and concentrate on what we will make today.

>>62117112
i got to the part whre they want to see digital assets from the 1099-DA i got from coinbase which was gonna be a huge pain in the ass to document the cost basis of a hundred shitcoins and polymarket bets i made so i said fuck it im not doing taxes anymore this shits fukcing absurd kikes have us by the nuts and have taken every semblance of dignity we had im not degrading myself by documenting hours of recreational gambling to some dirty kikes so they an expand their borders with lebanon when i can barely afford non GMO pesticide food anymore

>>62117113
>Blackstone

Isn't Trump trying to stop private equity buying up family homes?

>>62117115
acceptance.
good morning macedonia.

>>62117117
cant you just do a summary

i just want the revolution to start already so i can go back to keeping my own work and affording food and rent. think about it every single hour you spend working in a year 40% are basically unpaid labor you donate to israel and kikes in congress to redistribute to drug addicted homeless degenrates and 3rd world migrants. do the math. how many fucking days did you work for israel last year? for me thats 5 work days in a week x 52 weeks x .4 which is 104 days of unpaid service to kikes and nigger spawn. thats over 3 months of just wasted life energy going to the worst trash the world has to offer. how the fuck are you people ok with this?

>>62117094
How are there like 3 different best foods for glowing skin? Why the fuck would I even want glowing skin? I don't work for an alphabet agency

>market pumps for no reason again in one spike
>flat on the day

>>62117118
im looking to sell +50% soon. im in at $110. in terms of trump and blocking them from buying housing its probably near 0% of their profits or revenue. it doesnt matter.

>Blackstone's ownership of U.S. single-family homes is minimal, representing roughly 2% of their real estate Assets Under Management (AUM) and less than 0.5% of the overall firm's total value.

im just posting some of my trades in progress.

>>62117128
im not ok with it but if you have to file state taxes you should at least pay those. theres a lot people take for granted just being able to exist how they do every. im still all for everything collapsing and going to live in the woods and pooping in a hole in the ground but i think a retreat from federal govt and states breaking off and forming a new union against all this shit is the likely outcome
>>62117130
yeah im enjoying the easy calls, stop shorting retard

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Robinhood Is Good2Go!

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>>62117132
you could go do that now though. what you're really saying is that you want other people to be miserable, and you're willing to endure misery if others also have to. but it doesn't work like that. this is also bargaining.

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>>62117134
DUMP IT

Circuit breaker ?

TRUMP ON IRAN: STRAIT IS OPENING

so what's going to happen on retard friday/saturday? boots on the ground?

>>62117145
Israel will do something to sabotage it all again

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ASML
on Wednesday raised its sales forecast for 2026 after it beat first-quarter revenue and profit expectations, driven by continued demand for chips related to AI.

Here’s how ASML did versus LSEG consensus estimates for the first quarter:

Net sales: 8.8 billion euros ($10.4 billion) versus 8.5 billion euros expected
Net profit: 2.8 billion euros versus 2.5 billion euros expected

Why was my Google up bigly yesterday? Have they announced AGI

>>62117146
>israel
no that's you. that's what you're doing. and also projecting.

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>>62117137
You're a schizo jew, living at home with your retired mom, avatarfagging using AI anime girls and you're stalking some random (man)girl on an anonymous image board.

>>62117150
ok kike

>>62117134
I wish Robinhood would let me hide/consolidate/destroy crypto dust. I’m tired of looking at all of these fragmented failures stinking up my real portfolio

>>62117147
Is ASML when you yell into a microphone?

>>62117143
upside has no circuit breaker. markets wont stop going up and to the right until all you retards get your permabear mentalities changed

So we're pretending the war is already over and going back to the "it's not a bubble" phase?

>>62117161
were going into market goes up and to the right to shake out all bobo filth before whatever happens next happens. enjoy the next 2 months

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>>62117149
Google Has Announced Software Bugs!

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>>62117151
that's just my side-hustle. and in fairness things are changing pretty fast for me and it's a tough adjustment.

Morgan Stanley had good earnings also

I'm having panic attacks thinking about work. Should I retire early and hope the market goes up?

>>62117128
if you consider the idea that demons & the spirit realm exist and phones (reflects light, black so absorbs light, generates light all at the same time) or anything of the sort is basically a ouija board or ritualistic altar that everyone is inundated by daily, things start to make alot more sense not less imo. there are those who know how to use this power to really manipulate people and they've gotten very good at it. cult-like thinking everywhere; everybody is right all the time and nobody can engage with broader social phenomena around them in a grounded masculine way, especially boomers who are the largest voting cohort. which is to say AAPL better gongo today

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>make problem
>almost solve it every couple of weeks
>line goes up
Really makes you think

>>62117169
should quit working anyway. dollar will devalue 50% this year and your pay wont increase. no point in working

>>62117169
Just find a field you like.

>>62117171
>US companies do well
>SP500 goes up
bears will never get it lol

>>62117171
name 1 effect of any of the "problems" on the us stock market right now. you cant. you just watch youtube and let israel brainwash you into giving them shekels by buying puts over and over and getting btfo. absolute retards

>>62117176
We're in this weird place where the tech sector is going full retard burning through cap ex for hyperscaling and it might be a massive mistake, but at the end of the day they are still incredible companies that will continue to make bank after they stop acting stupid

it's like the metaverse. Meta still makes insane cash despite wasting, what was it, $80 billion on that stupid shit? It's like every company decided to have its own metaverse moment and they'll back to normal afterwards

>China is very happy that I am permanently opening the Strait of Hormuz. I am doing it for them, also - And the World. This situation will never happen again. They have agreed not to send weapons to Iran. President Xi will give me a big, fat, hug when I get there in a few weeks. We are working together smartly, and very well! Doesn’t that beat fighting??? BUT REMEMBER, we are very good at fighting, if we have to - far better than anyone else!!! President DJTChina is very happy that I am permanently opening the Strait of Hormuz. I am doing it for them, also - And the World. This situation will never happen again. They have agreed not to send weapons to Iran. President Xi will give me a big, fat, hug when I get there in a few weeks. We are working together smartly, and very well! Doesn’t that beat fighting??? BUT REMEMBER, we are very good at fighting, if we have to - far better than anyone else!!! President DJTChina is very happy that I am permanently opening the Strait of Hormuz. I am doing it for them, also - And the World. This situation will never happen again. They have agreed not to send weapons to Iran. President Xi will give me a big, fat, hug when I get there in a few weeks. We are working together smartly, and very well! Doesn’t that beat fighting??? BUT REMEMBER, we are very good at fighting, if we have to - far better than anyone else!!! President DJT

KEKED TO CHYNA

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>>62117176
Gay bear status?

>>62117161
The market is forward looking. The war is now priced in

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>>62117182
>President Xi will give me a big, fat, hug when I get there in a few weeks.

bit gay that

>>62117181
its not a massive mistake until it is. 0dte calls in every dip

today will be the beginning of the new paradigm- a market with the spy over 700.

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>>62117171
>Problem arises early in the year
>Stocks nosedive for a month or so
>Around April they soar back and beyond
>This is a hard pattern to see for some people
>They instead bitch that it's unfair and the market should be going the other way instead because they say so

>>62117182
Old man yells at clouds

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>>62117173
White Kid Not Working!

>>62117181
im sure you know more about datacenter capex than meta, google, microsoft, and amazon.

100% joking btw.

>>62117161
I think there's still some time before the average bear market starts, possibly around a year, I think, but we shall see. Maybe the oil shock comes and something triggers a recession early, there are couple of prime candidates.

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>>62117187
For the cost of the money we've thrown at hyper scalers we could have funded like 20 nuclear reactors

>>62117193
just be rich idiots

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>>62117119
Good morning. Acceptance and lessons learned to apply to a future that hasn’t happened yet.
>>62117128
Saw some jogger on SM saying that the whole system must be burned down but offered nothing about who was going to rebuild it or how.
>>62117145
I say the straight needs to be kept closed. At least until the new supply lines to the Straight of America are up and running. The world should be buying my oil XOM, SHEL, And CVX, not anyone else’s.
>>62117169
You should stop caring so much. Let someone else provide value to the shareholders for a change.

>>62117015
it literally is the current price tho because otherwise if futures are cheaper you would always buy futures instead of spot = spot goes down and futures goes up until they are equal.

When spot diverges like this its likely because of retards making a run on it that creates short term divergence/volatility in spot like when retards make a run on toilet paper during covid. Toilet paper futures didn't go up.

Told you i bought Asml yesterday so OF COURSE it fucking dumps because shit NEVER goes up unless I'm balls deep short AhahahHHAHAHA

>>62117183
>jane street LLM shillbot doesn’t understand the meme it is posting or how it is used
Kek

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>>62117193
Getting A Bentley A Little Faster Also!

>>62117204
kek bobo baggie

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>futures

>>62117203
NO CRYING IN THE CASINO.

>>62117206
>>62117199
> spamming mental patients talking coded language to each other before breakfast at the clinic
cute
miss those days

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>>62117206
Staying @ The Computer!

>>62117217
hows this for coded: markets go up and to the right retard. 0dte calls at open will work today as well

I give it 30% chance he's saying this to calm the bond market. In 3 days he'll bomb Iran again.

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first goonpost of the day!

Iran just said no specific date has been scheduled for talks.
Crash this gay nigger market into the ground.

>>62117224
....???? the bond market has been flat for a year and a half my guy. thats the absolute definition of calm

>>62117222
checked
^>

>>62117226
so they didnt deny there are talks? another giga pump it is

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>TRUMP ON IRAN: WE COULD TAKE OUT THEIR BRIDGES, POWER PLANTS, IN ONE HOUR -FOX BUSINESS INTERVIEW
>market does not even bud an inch

>>62117226
lmao you stupid fucking retard. it doesnt matter. iran already lost. doing nothing right now is literally the same as peace. markets go up and to the right. get bankrupted permabear retard

>>62117236
if there's no schedule there are no talks. Maybe there are schemes of a schedule for talks