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>>62120533
IS IT A CUNNY MARKET?

>>62120533
uoh

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>he sold

Panicans btfo

who put the bad dragon website in the OP


also insh'allah I get righ enough to buy a 2D hebe with small boobs

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> nows

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France x AMD partnership. Sovereign AI is next.

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>>62120533
HOLY BASEDDDDDDDDDDD

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Robinhood! Makes Money!

CALLS DYING!!!

>>62120542
AI tongue my balls

>>62120541
>thens

>>62120542
French people wouldn't be able to make poop if ordered to. This going to fail badly. Good thing there's a lot ofvtax money in EU to pay for it.

How do you deal with not having bought enough? Now I’m just sitting here waiting for a dip; that might not happen, to buy more. Would have felt better to not invest at all!

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>Slurped the wrong junior miner
>First gut choice is now rocketing on news that newer extraction results continue to exceed expectations
Fuck my chuddy life I should just listen to my gut.

What the fuck is silver doing

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MRVL is taking a breather after more than doubling in the last year

2 more weeks.

>>62120552
If you had bought you'd be asking us how to deal with having bought too much and waiting for the market to gain enough to sell

>>62120503
i shouldve bought more than one put xD

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WTFWT

AAAAAAHHHHHHHH

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>>62120556
Crabbing a little lower before the rocket ship.

>>62120549
its the trend of the future. its happening all over the world.

Oil climbing, we've seen this before

IS IT OVERRR?????

>>62120560
Hmm maybe the run on klarna is over and I can buy in some more soon

Even a mumu should have wished for this crazy rally to NOT happen. I mean, we have the perfect brewing for a generational crash the likes of 2000 (and less 2008 but close enough). You should wish for it, I doubt anyone here is 50+ yo. As such, it would be the perfect crash at the perfect time to make generational wealth, and I mean wealth that lets you retire and your kids be barons fucking and pissing on 11/10 supertopmodels after your death.

Hmmm.... AAAAAAAAAAA?

>>62120566
I hope my tax money is not going for google AI

>>62120568
WHY IS OIL GOING UP?
I NEVER GET A CHANCE TO BUY IT.
ITS ALWAYS ABOVE 90 DOLLARS.

>>62120544
checked
sometimes i think about ending it all but then vlad robinhood and james dimon morgan swoop in to pick me back up

>>62120572
>crazy rally
>SPY is +2.3% ytd
wake us when SPY is +30% ytd or something

>>62120571
Go for it. You know you'll be happy

>SNDK target price upgraded to $1200
>SNDK stops just short of reaching $1000
>Dumps
>ACKtually, the fair value is $770
Sandisk bros... Were we tricked?

>>62120568
Oil and DXY are just back testing Wednesday's move. They're headed lower after today.

>>62120574
you should use google to learn about things. NVDA and AMD are building super computers for the US gov yes.

>>62120552
I guess you're just going to have to bet on the market filling that gap at 6600, which is a good bet to make since markets don't usually go parabolic during midterm years lmao

Is the stock market going out of business?

>>62120575
I think because the whole Iran incident. I heard there's some sort of dispute going on there.

Don't worry, when oil comes down it'll crash hard and we'll be buying

>>62120578
By all metrics, it was crazy, whether you like it or not. The winning streak we just in Nasdaq has only happened 4 times in History. One of them being December 1999, incidentally.

>>62120533
finally a good op
sex!
also
RED
SELL EVERYTHING

>>62120575
It's not going under 90 dollars for months

hmm.. seems bad

>>62120584
I don't trust technology.

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Robinhood! Will Continue To Make Money!

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if you wanna know where we're headed you just need to ask whos driving

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Check the overnight repo on FRED this morning Mr Mumu!

There ARE problems at the regional banks!

I am vindicated!

>>62120598
Who's driving?

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what stock will let me stop dealing in the real world?
i cant do this anymore

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>>62120580
erm acktually one guy said its gonna go to $2600 a share

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>>62120540

>>62120598
Jews don’t respond to my messages anymore

IT'S ALL DOWNWARDS FROM HERE ON
SELL QUICK, DON'T CRY NEXT WEEK

>>62120603
EIS

Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now. It's fucking over.

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>He got shaken out at over 7,000

>>62120565
IT WONT STOP GOING DOWN WHT THE FUCK

we're back (we're not back)

INTC is still going up though?

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THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!!!

>>62120579
I’ll be happy when I’m dead

did the captcha thing start working yet?

So this is it? The market is finally catching up to the reality on the ground?

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>everything red
>snxx still ripping

>>62120626
Yes, 200$ crude any day now.

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>KMB mooning
>On no news
Love this stock.

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>>62120619
it's crazy, i had to pay like $2500 even though I had a regular salary last year and didn't make any money investing, guess I had the withholding setup wrong

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Bobo's return. Oil to $150, SPX to 5000

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>TSM is slightly red
I thought they killed earnings. Did they not kill it enough kek

>>62120598
>Aw fuck I just shot Bobo in the face!

>Lebanon refuses talks with Israel
Uhhh magaoids, I thought peace was just around the corner?

Quick reminder S&P500 ~7800-7850 (maybe 7950-8000 after earnings) would put us at apex internet bubble valuations. Not sure if I want to chase down those last 10-14% in the current climate. But it's definitely possible the market will go there in a straight line like it did for the 7000 psychological threshold.

>>62120638
What's the point of talking with Israel? We've seen how they've broken every "ceasefire" with Hamas

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i need a stock thats as powerfully AUTISTIC and DUMB like my brain
i have no less than 3 different neurotransmitter kikes in my blood (SSRI, wellbutrin, adderall) and i STILL feel down. as if its physically impossible for me to experience any kind of happiness
i need a stock that powerfully retarded

>>62120626
That'll never happen for long. It's forward facing, the stocks are futures.

>>62120600
Explain this to me like I’m retarded(I am).

>be curious about aluminum stonks
>find century aluminum (Ticker: CENX)
>look at max chart
>see 2008
>see now
uhhhhh guys

>>62120638
global markets dont care about Lebanon. its not just the US markets.

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>>62120636
when everyone in the world already knows the expected outcome, theres no profits to be made

>>62120632
>and didn't make any money investing,
TRVTH NVKE

>>62120656
I could say it was on purpose to avoid taxes, but...

>>62120649
Still got like 13USD to go.

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also i have no one tell this to but i officially boughted ONE THOUSAND (1000) shares of schd total
am up bigly

>>62120661
nice bro. congrats.

>>62120649
These kind of stocks will be very interesting to short. I think we should prepare a list of such stonks. And the run up is even worse right now, at least back then it started in 2004, with ups and down to build up the crazy run up until the blow off. Here it's a literal straight line up without taking a breath.

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Anon, would you buy this chart?

>>62120666
>line keeps going up
YES!

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>>62120664
thanks I boughted one (1) share of schd every day
one day i will boughted enough to never need to deal in the real world ever again

what is going on? I don't see any bad news on twitter. Why are we dumping?

I fucked up bigly.

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WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

I don't understand the stock market anymore. Perhaps I never did.

>>62120666
200% is nice desu, i hope you didnt take too big risks to get that

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>>62120661
my mom told me to buy that stock and its moved like 1% in the time snxx moved 50%

>>62120669
The market is realizing that talks are going nowhere and that both sides are getting ready to go back to combat soon

>>62120669
Hegseth sperging out

>>62120673
We're going down, I only been telling you since the start of the special military operation that the economy is fucked and we're all fucked and that it was going to go down boss.

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>>62120647
Some banks are broke so line can’t go down or everything collapses!

>>62120669
this pump was obviously manipulated ash originally so

Brent and oil are way too high up right now, buying at this level is suicidal

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>>62120675
What do you not get?

day 10 of regretting not going long on coreweave

Accidentally bought oil on margin. Please drop bombs sirs.

Not worth its own thread imo
What do you guys use for HYSA? I was using Webull (which you have to pay abt 40 dollars per year on) until they dropped their rates like an ugly shitcoin.

>>62120673
>women five seconds after I learn to turn invisible

I have mental problems

>>62120689
if you believe in the CRWV story they will be operating AI datacenters for decades so you can buy whenever. buy every two weeks when you get paid. etc.

>>62120690

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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>>62120681
It’s insane that they are going to get away with scam pumping it up and while also simultaneously buying puts at a ratio of 14:1 but they did in 2008 so why not.

Wagie will pay for it via inflation.

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is HIMS in a short squeeze?

>>62120691
>HYSA
Why? A base position in SPAXX is 'free" on fidelity. High yield savings accounts is a fucking meme for europoors.

>SPY down 87 cents
>Here comes the big one

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5 days until the TACO rally, whos ready

>>62120701
Yes indeed, nothing left to do but wait for my puts to print bigly boss.

>>62120691
Sgov

This orange nigger fucked the market so hard it’s trading like a shitcoin

>>62120706
ughhh should i rebuy puts or nah

>>62120680
I only remember you crying out for blood for the blood god and calling trump the messiah

>>62120701
Lmao
Anyway, got my money on a put and then a call. Love me SPY 0DTES simple as

>>62120706
SPX 7100 by Friday boss

>>62120692
topkek

>>62120713
I never called our leader the messiah, I asked the question, "What if our Leader is actually the messiah?", apparently you never read the fucking question mark. Try not to be a failure at everything you do in life boss.

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> nows

>>62120721
Even the implication he could be is pretty bad. Orange calf shit

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thank you AMD

oh man my pits are sweating i haven’t smelled this smell in months

For us cowards who only ever go long, is it time to go cash?

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>PL

just sold my oil ama

>>62120619
Damn bruh
Did you try telling them that taxation is actually theft?

WHY ARE WE DOWN AND TO THE LEFT!?
Screaming right now.

Fucking had shit set 5 mins before 9:30 and just drove for over 1 hour, can't look at phone.

The FUCK happened?
3 days assholes!
3 days of amazing jumps, KEEP GOING!

>>62120659
think it will it run up any higher? as anon said>>62120665
buildup was quicker so the fall could come sooner

>>62120747
>WHY ARE WE DOWN AND TO THE LEFT!?
Somebody found a time machine, the chart is moving backwards now boss.

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This White Kid Robinhood$500,000 Fall For $1!

>>62120740
based

Today my stocks are not going up,this makes me lose money.

Need $691 by Fridays close

Nothing can stop this rally

pummmmp

>>62120758
you made me check, I'm still 100 bucks up thanks to my kospi etf

the vix is reaching pam bondi levels again

>>62120762
It’s over. Except for the nips. Is this gonna be the Japanese decade?

>>62120768
History doesn’t repeat but it rhymes. Japan is in for another lost quarter century

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The White Kid Robinhood$1,000,000 Also Fall For $1!

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>>62120728

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PRRRRRRRIIIIINNNTTTT!!!! PRINT IF YOU LOVE THE GODS! IF IT GOES DOWN ITS LITERALLY OVER!

>>62120769
Hopefully it'll work.

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>LWLG
theres still time...

STOP GOING UP!!! GO FURTHER DOWN!!!! IF IT GOES UP THAT MEANS ITS LITERALLY OVER!

>>62120773
accurate

>>62120773
I mean, would you personally buy at this price?

bank earnings: good
PEP earnings: good
TSMC and ASLM earnings: good

I'M NOT FUCKING LOOKING

its going down

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Space… the final frontier…

OKAY I LOOKED
WHAT THE FUCK I'M GREEN?

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henlo mister jerome
the market is flat today
maybe slightly green
please lower the rates
pump the stocks
thank u mister jerome

>RKLB +10%

We are so back

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>>62120533

russel.. I...

>>62120540
what's your net worth?

My Japanese onahole has now left customs, probably after they extensively used it in those 8 days. Disgusting. De minimis tariff exemption repeal was a mistake.

>>62120779
I’m not joking. If it goes down even a smidge the music actually stops.

>>62120540
get the fuck out of this thread. you are NOT welcome, asshole.

>>62120721
Pathetic

I feel like the top is in, the shoe company turned AI company getting a massive boost in stock price was the signal, do you guys think its time to pull away from the market?

>>62120800
>>62120776
>He stopped boss posting
Sloppy work mossad

>>62120803
I wouldn't want to be looking for my seat when the music stops, I would like to be in my seat listening to the music boss.

ya, trump is gonna do a nega-taco
by that i mean he does ground invasion or just bombs iran some more or even sinks a few pro Iranian boats

market priced in peace and they over-bought.

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>>62120811
nigger taco thursday?

>>62120796
i'm a poorfag, around 100k€

wait are people losing money? how?

WHAT THE FUCK!!! GO BACK DOWN!!! MARKET YOU'RE BEING RETARDED!!!! TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF YOUR HEAD AND GO TO THE BEACH AND TAKE A SHIT ALREADY!!!! FUCK THIS SHIT BOSS!!!

>>62120799
>watches Margin Call and The Big Short
>becomes entire personality

>>62120823
It’s a free ride and you’re opting to get run over by the train?

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Brent crawling back up to 100$ even on the good news hopium

>>62120818
Friend convinced me to invest in biotech that’s how

>>62120827
Listen to me you stupid fucking jam boy. THE MARKET IS WRONG!!!!

>>62120826
>>62120600
We are in BIG trouble if it doesn’t go up boss.

Kek bears

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Robinhood! Computer!

>>62120734
don't even sell when the crash happens, AMD gods control the internet now

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>>62120826

>>62120835
understandable

Death to nonbelievers btw

pumping to new aths thank you donald pump

>>62120834
Desd

>>62120837
SP500just got done dropping 10% and it didnt matter. it dropped 30% last year and that didnt matter.

>>62120834
Well, april 21st for those futures rollover is coming, and coming fast

I am once again calling for SPY to drop to at least 695 by the end of today. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Many people here will pay a price for their arrogance and their hubris. Professor Jiang is right about everything. It's just a matter of time.

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and here we go again

>AMD pumps above 265
>Bernstein raises PT to 265
WHAT A BRAVE STANCE YOU TOOK, BERNSTEIN. YOUR TOURCH LIGHTS THE WAY

ALL TIME HIGH!!! TIME FOR ALL THE STUPID FUCKING JAM BOYS AND SHOE SHINE BOYS WHO DIDN'T BUY IN TO BUY IN AT THE ABSOLUTE TOP SO THEY CAN GET FUCKED IN THEIR STUPID ASSES BOSS!!!

>>62120854
ok but MY professor says stocks only go up

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fuck you

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Sold my 701Cs way too early
Oh well. Money is money.

>>62120860
i told you up and to the right would continue. are you fucking stupid

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The White Kid Robinhood$1,000,000 AND The White Kid Coinbase$1,000,000 Fall For $1!

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I missed the dip

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2:31 am futures high is still solidly intact, tough break mumus, here comes the pain

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>Bernstein raises sndk price target to $3,000 per share

>>62120870
SPX 7050 eod

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>>62120860
Faggler crashout lmao
Guess you weren’t MAGA after all
Should have trusted the plan cakeboy

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>>62120870
WTF

>>62120860
we just had a dip, we're back to currency debasement

>>62120868
Their GF's Don't Know The Maisha Jan Situation!

>>62120877
D=

Up 9% on the week
Stop losses triggered in the pm yesterday
I should quit now
But the shit is still going up!

guess i’ll short CENX

>>62120850
I read in Econ courses about how delusional people get in situations like this but it is hard to believe.

You’re literally in psychosis. There’s 30% energy in the world to make vehicles move, and we’re getting close to the most consecutive Green Day’s in a row in history and ATH.

You’re literally insane. You have completely lost it.

>intc
WAIT WAIT WAIT. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PUPMP *AFTER* I BUY MORE WITH THE PILE OF CASH SITTING IN MY ACCOUNT

>>62120814
weekend my dude, weekend when markets close

>>62120860
We told your stupid ass not to buy puts. Hope your wife likes skimming gutter oil, lmao.

>I read an Econ book so I can deny reality

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Why cant i find a gf?

>>62120905
We'll see who laughs last. Me or the jeet with jam all over his face boss.

>>62120895
>I read in Econ courses about how delusional people get in situations like this but it is hard to believe.
now go look in the mirror

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>>62120905
>Hope your wife likes skimming gutter oil

Thank you Jerome and Mr Bussy for giving me a 2nd chance after my bobo folio exploded from the cease fire. I have seen the error of my ways.

>>62120907
Do you have any female subordinates boss?

Why is oil price still so low when the strategic reserves are almost empty? The last few gulf tankers are reaching their destination ports.

>>62120895
it's the quintaessential American hubris. Arrogance. Bloodthirsty individuals, nihilists, they literally cheer the killing and mass murdering of innocent people. It's baffling how American christians don't care about killing innocent people. It's pure madness. Pure evil.

>>62120906
stupid people are often wrong but never in doubt lol.

>>62120907
That's literally slavery. Women deserve the right to take a thousand nigger dicks up the ass with no comittment you sick fuck

>>62120923
>American
all global markets are up lol.

>>62120906
You don't understand
>My heckin econ book is always right!!!

>>62120921
but you told me you bought calls when SPY went over 700 goddamit you tricked me into buying puts to inverse you. What a foul jewish trick

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Hey why are we pumping again guys? I thought we were in a crisis?

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nvideo computerbros...we can't stop winning!

>>62120891
I boughted back in :)
>>62120907
It could be worse. Imagine if you fixated on the goth girl at work (she likes vidya and hates commie shit and black snape) but she has a boyfriend so your beta orbiter strategy is to keep hosting parties just so that she'll show up like you're fucking Gatsby. The gay Gatsby. That would be so embarrassing dude imagine.

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SOXL
NEW ATH EVERYDAY

>>62120931
The only way out of the crisis is up and to the right

>>62120922
*plugs ears* LALALALALA I DONT HEAR YOU BEAR! *plugs ears and closes eyes* LALALALALA EVERYTHING IS FINE! KEEP BUYING

*opens eyes to literal twitter post of maybe good news even though nothing changes* *retard pumps*

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>>62120877
The market is Healing, Bigly!

>>62120936
based
trust in donald pump ^>

>>62120931
Never miss on the opportunity of a good crisis

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Can INTC pump harder I want to feel less bad for selling some SOXL

>>62120942
If you wanna feel better about it I held SOXL through the 2022 drawdown kek. Profits are profits.

>>62120907
Mommy mommy MOOOMMMYYY reverse colonize me!

>>62120734
AdvancedMoneyDuplicatorGODS

>>62120935
I'm impressed that this 37 year old Brazilian man is able to dance around like that

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This U.S. Country Is For Potheads!

>>62120948
>AMDFUCKINGGODS

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Fertilizer is spiking but that's hardly an issue. Do you know a single person that eats fertilizer?

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>>62120533
/ptg/ tranny pedobake

What is it about boomers that make them so selfish and greedy? They rather let their nation become an economic ruin than reform the pension system, boomers seem happy to take you down with them, France is what comes to mind that encapsulates this the best, even the front runner for the President of France, Jordan Bardella, has openly said he will seek a bailout from the ECB as it's inevitable that's where it's headed, so the whole of Europe will now fund French boomers generous retirement

>>62120952
hopefully we see widespread famines again just like 2022

>>62120954
those who bless animeposters will be blessed
those who curse animeposters will be cursed

>>62120942
Now? I think it'll maybe break 70 then dump down to mid 50s after earnings. Next year I get the feeling it'll hit 100 as more customers announce deals + 14a

>>62120859
Bernstein is bearish funnily enough, their analyst who covers amd shits on it all the time so pretty good pt coming from him desu

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>AMD

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>>62120954
We support all of our MMIWLGBTQQIA+ community boss.

>>62120922
Simple. Trick the futures by selling your reserve oil so the futures go down, but sell that oil at the real spot price!
What comes next? Don't ask, don't notice, and don't ever remove your blinkers.

>>62120966
What happened to you boss...you're not the boss I once knew...

>>62120968
It's opposite day, hence the pump boss.

>>62120533
Oils is gaining speed, ahhhaaaaaaaahhh

>>62120966
cute image im saving this

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>>62120964
>Bernstein is bearish
Yeah, we know, they made an entire book series and tv show about it

>>62120954
Yurotard /k/uck NAFOtranny

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>>62120950
99% Of The White Kid's Brothers In Jail Are Not Getting Money In Jail. Weed Is To Blame!

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We're going to 750 with no brakes.

>>62120978
pizza hut is the nastiest food product I have ever eaten literally what the fuck

The cause of this war is South Korea.

South Korea is famous for Samsung and K-pop.

Because South Korea smuggled strategic materials into Iran, Iran was able to acquire weapons of mass destruction, including biological weapons.

South Korean Firms Violate International Controls on Shipping Materials for WMDs to Iran and Syria
https://japan-forward.com/south-korean-firms-violate-international-controls-on-shipping-materials-for-wmds-to-iran-and-syria/

S. Korea should clearly explain fire-control radar incident
https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20181228/p2a/00m/0na/017000c

Profesoor Jiang's thesis is the establishment of PAX JUDAICA with Jerusalem as the world's most important city. For that, there will be American troops on the ground and a draft.

Trade accordingly. Short, short, SHORT.

>>62120982
I am NOT listening to a chink

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wtf

>>62120980
Haven't had it in years but I used to love the mini pizzas and breadsticks way back in the day when they were partnering with taco bell

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Advanced Millionaire Direction

>>62120982
Post your short positions.

>>62120973
Gay

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BIRD put options now or wait until tomorrow? This turd cannot possibly stay this high right based on the a pivot that makes zero sense. Shitbird gonna crash big time right?

>news 5 min ago
>Northern Command Of The Israeli Army: We Have Not Yet Received An Official Order To Cease Fire In #Lebanon And We Continue Fighting With Full Force
>market whatever

>news just now
>The Israeli security cabinet is holding a conference call to discuss ceasefire in Lebanon, Israeli official says
>OMG BUY BUY BUY

>>62120982
Fuck off

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>>62120935
>SOXL
I can't believe I sold at 55ish. Had I held, I'd be sitting at 1.67 million right now.

uhm wtf >>62120993
>US President Trump: Lebanon, Israel Agreed 10 Day Ceasefire - TSL
- They Will Formally Begin A 10 Day Ceasefire At 5 P.M. Est. On Tuesday

>>62120874
@grok is this true?

>>62120986
do yourself a favor and cherish the good memories but don't try to relive the grandeur

>>62120982
the US doesn't need a draft to conquer Iran you can trust me I'm a ultra-professor

>>62121000
>>62120993
Trump posted that 1-2 min later after the security cabinet headline

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>>62120977
that's gonna cost you another refinery, vatnigger

>>62121002
>do yourself a favor and cherish the good memories but don't try to relive the grandeur
Yeah I have no plans to eat there. Need to find a recipe for those breadsticks though

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Prologis (PLD) earnings report was absurd
>Cash Same Store NOI grew 8.8%
>Net effective rent change: +31.9%
>Cash rent change: +16.8%
>AFFO/Share YoY increase of +36.3%

>>62121000
lebanon and israel were never shooting at each other, FAKE NEWS
It's always been hezbollah vs israel

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>>62121007
Are there no ports left to bomb?

>>62120980
papa johns tasted better when they were racist but the quality had to drop because they had to pay black basketball man as an apology

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The White Kids Are Driving 100MPH With Weed!

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>>62121007
Lmao you faggots stick out like a sore thumb
Get rekt, bitch
Europe lost

>>62121002
>the US doesn't need a draft to conquer Iran you can trust me I'm a ultra-professor
Pure American hubris. I guess you are a boomer. One of those boomers that have a profile pic wearing sunglasses in his car.

This is the playbook
>Troops on the ground
>Massive losses
>North Korea levels of censorship to hide all the coffins going back to glorious USA
>Draft
>All the tech companies move to Jerusalem
>All westerners will live under the Judeo Palantir dictatorship.
>Israel destroys the entire middle east and becomes the most powerful entity in the world

>>62121009
The Pizza Hut in my area closed and they turned the building into a place that does Sushi and Hibatchi. I like to go there before I play magic the gathering on Fridays because the bar tender Amy makes very strong drinks boss.

How does a blockade on the gulf of oman fix everything?!?! What the actual fuck.

This is fucking bullshit.

>>62121025
priced in

>>62120980
It was great in the 90s. I had one a few years ago for nostalgia and it was fucking poison. Even worse than grade school square cafeteria pizza

>>62121025
usa flexing its oil dominance

>>62121025
>This is fucking bullshit.
It's beyond bullshit, like those fake meat burgers, and when you're playing Pac-Man and the ghosts get you locked up from both sides boss.

>>62120976
KEK

>>62121023
Well it's either all that or both you and jang are fucking stupid.
Occam's razer boss

>>62121025
wait is there a THIRD blockade now?

TRUMP ANNOUNCES CEASEFIRE BETWEEN ISRAEL AND LEBANON

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>>62120556
KEK BAGGY

>>62121025
Iran can’t sell its oil, you know their main export that keeps their country running

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PUMP IT

>>62121025
no Iranian oil getting out means less money for Iran, which was already in a shitty economic situation before the war started and is probably going to need all the oil money it can get fixing the damaged infrastructure to prevent a second (potentially more dangerous) round of protests. This makes them more willing to negotiate, making a ceasefire and peace deal more likely, and that makes the line go up. It was a risky move on Trump's part, and I'm honestly surprised it's paying off. He might still find a way too fuck it up by retarded though.

>>62121034
going to need a blockade for that blockade too

>>62121028
it was the fancy luxury pizza that we could never afford to go eat it in the 90s and it tasted that good. Now it tastes like solidified gutter oil

>>62121034
Iran is blocking the US blockade on Iran's blockade

>>62120993
Funny how oil doesn't care at all and stays up.
Something broke, even tweets have no effects anymore.

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>>62121025
It's painfully obvious our military is incompetent now. hence why even places like Taiwan are approaching china. Which is a bit insane

>>62121044
Isn't there someone you forgot to ask? (Hezbollah)

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>>62121044
no more bombs flying in the middle east! Now we just need the hormussy to open for us to return to nothing happening and stocks only going up!

I love how when Americans wake up, all the fake and contradictory news begin. First is that walter jewberg with his lame profile picture posting all in caps. Then axios. Then the kobeissi letter

Pure evil. Immorality. Worse than nihilism