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it's over
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i got $1.5k left. what am i buying tomorrow? too scared to try soxl now.
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It’s only money
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I will never financially recover from this heeming
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why can't one good thing happen to me
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Been long since the start of the “War”. Get fucked tech trannies. (and jannies)
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I’m selling at open fuck this
All my gains are kaput
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>>62333445

God built you to be tested. This is the tempering in the fire. Rejoice in it.
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>Green futes

You smiggers are honestly fucking pathetic. Panicans get shaken out, Patriots get taken out to dinner.
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>>62333433
SOXL or SOXS, make a choice, it's your only hope now.
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Only retards call AI a bubble.
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Hopefully Iran blows up the awful israeli posters that have been polluting this general.
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ooooh anon...
you flew too close to the sun.
now we are homeress....
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Bear sisters, why am I seeing green lines?
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>buttcoin pumping
>gold flat
retards in control
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>>62333466
I look like and say this
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Red Friday + crab futures =
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It's over isn't it
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Btc and eth are rising
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>>62333476
GREEN
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>>62333477
need more of these olli anon
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>>62333447
I have a feeling im going to dust off my quality oil baggot memes again.
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>thens
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I moved 75% of my assets into O preparing for this. It's time.
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The bear decade of humiliation continues as scheduled
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well?
what's the verdict?
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>>62333425
it looks like a nothingburger compared to friday desu
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How do I see futures on robinhood
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plz tell me Israel getting their shit pushed in is already priced in? we need to continue this pump
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>>62333498
open your eyes
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Moderna sisters, we will be eating good
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>>62333435
no money no life
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>>62333487
I want to go back
please take me back
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>>62333498
please sir send robins hood user name and password to me [email protected] i will enable the futures on the account
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>>62333487
Damn, her parents are rich.
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>>62333493
Futures opened red, but are moving toward crab. They'll be pretty flat by my bedtime, which is the time that matters for that chart
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>>62333511
I just sent that email a picture of my dick, please respond.
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Look at this photograph
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>>62333472
Honestly thought the cryptotards would have move into spacex, maybe they have but not as many as I thought they would
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NIGGER MONDAY
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>>62333487
>PC in bedroom
Fancy rich girl, we had ours in the living room
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got that 1999 feeling again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXTzm5GtqVo
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ServiceNow was gonna save me now its presence haunts me. Why can’t I ever sell anything
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>>62333516
yeah it was a major flex just having your own TV in your room let alone that computer
best TV i ever got in my room was a Sega Game Gear TV tuner that I fished out of the garbage
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>>62333540
>it was a major flex just having your own TV in your room
Lmao, I had one in the 90's and my family was far from rich. Even in the 80's it wasn't uncommon. The classic small TV with built-in VHS was everywhere.
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I'm invested in gold, copper, uranium, silver, oil, and coal. Am I fucked?
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>>62333549
you were rich then
those combo units were hundreds back then
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>>62333535
>1999
https://youtu.be/Jnq9wPDoDKg?si=585Z5bv24txfWsmh
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Finally oil at least green while everything else is red. Friday made no fucking sense.

Still gonna get raped as oil is like 2% of my poorfolio.
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>>62333535
https://youtu.be/Lgs9QUtWc3M?si=_jSvpG2-2OpwbxbS
better
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>>62333560
'97 but i'll allow it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2Rch6WvPJE
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>>62333466
It is a bubble

Yea LLMs will have an effect on us but anyone thinking super intelligent robots are gonna do everything is a retard. Theil basically cashed his bags and left because he knows there is gonna be blowback for these datacenters because the datacenters are for AGI, which is fantasy

The dotcom era had the same expectations btw. Doctors were gonna diagnose stuff and do surgery thousands of miles away, nobody would ever need to leave their house, and internet would always be free. Some of those things happened decades later but the vast majority of the it was bullshit. The ultimate outcome was 75% of internet just turned into a huge place for porn, gambling and scams
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>>62333554
Yes.

>>62333570
After trying out dating, turns out that I am better off alone. Kinda sucks.
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I just sold two pokemon cards that were sitting in a drawer for over 20 years for 45€.
if you used to collect them back in the day, dig them out and list them in whatever's the popular market in your area. This is financial advice.
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>>62333575
Also this

Imaging misallocating trillions in capital to this fantasy. Of course there will be blowback on the people that pushed it.
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>>62333466
The mega IPOs are LITERALLY them cashing in and running
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>>62333577
way ahead of you champ
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International Electoral News today
>Peru elects a new far-right Preisdent, Keiko Fujimori, daughter of previous dictator Alberto Fujimori who was president from 1990-2000
>Armenia re-elects the incumbent pro-west party, pro-detente with Turkey/Azerbaijan party, despte pressure from Putin who even threatened them to get the Ukraine treatment this week if they voted the way they just did
>Kosovo re-elects centre-left pro-EU anti-Serb incumbent party

will any of this affect my holds or will the Iran shit overshadow any effect it would otherwise have
My holdings are very diverse
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>>62333577
>20 years for 45€.
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>>62333580
Whats the lockup period for insiders?
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>>62333575
People misrepresent AI's benefits. It's not going to find a cure for cancer, solve world hunger, or answer the Jewish question. It's just a tool for productivity. You can ask it to review some code instead of having 30 Stack Overflow tabs open, frantically combing through answers from pompous autists who have more programming experience than you. You can send it a constellation of symptoms to help add diagnoses to your differential that you wouldn't have considered as a medical provider. You can use it to troubleshoot networking problems.

It has a lot of utility and there's no doubt that it's going to increase productivity. The internet absolutely changed lives even if a lot of promises weren't fulfilled due to dipshits overselling its utility.
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>>62333580
Until the actual mega IPO's crash and burn I'm not worring (not going to count SpaceX since Musk's shit is a different, more autistic group)
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>>62333591
Why would elections in a buc bunch of irrelevant countries matter for anything? Nothing more cringe than being a politics junkie.
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BEATING ME DOWN
BEATING ME DOWN
https://youtu.be/2s3iGpDqQpQ?si=oxHpvmzElqJ5C8ip
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>>62333600
Go learn about Alpha fold
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>>62333600
nah

AI is obviously going to have super human capabilities

It is already better than humans in many domains

people will be in for a rude awakening when it s better than humans at everything.
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>>62333600
>It's not going to find a cure for cancer, solve world hunger, or answer the Jewish question.
It needs to do all of those things and more, or else all those literal *trillions* of dollars they spent will be lost, and the stock market bubble will collapse.
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DUMP IT AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>62333600
So now it's "just a tool for productivity"? LMAO
It's a 1T autocomplete utility, and if you know shit in something you're asking to autocomplete you'll get shit results. So no, you won't become a doctor, an artist or an engineer with it.
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>>62333589
where did you get these? unless you bought them at market price
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>>62333616
That just supports my point. Helping to better model protein folding isn't the same as finding a cure for cancer but it just proves that AI does have utility. Hopefully it continues to improve further.

>>62333620
Right now, AI mainly excels at speech pattern recognition. It's nowhere near the point of being superhuman. Hopefully it does get there. A Terminator style outcome would be the best case scenario. I don't mind losing to a superior life form.

>>62333621
If anyone is investing because they think that AI is going to do all of those things, especially in the near future, then yes we are in a bubble. If it's being valued for the utility and productivity increase that it provides, then it shouldn't be a repeat of 1999.
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>>62333616
>"Go learn about Alpha fold"
>meaning go read some vapid blog posts
>don't go actually learn how deep learning works
>just focus on the meaningless hype bro
>no, it doesn't matter that you do this for your job
>my popsci sponsored marketing articles are worth more than your actual experience
>mfw no face
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AI will help Meta advertise to you better
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the problem with marvel as the 'next trillion' company is that SNDK has a lot better profitability, MRVL's theoretical profits will soar next year but as the two companies are about equal in mcap, SNDK will run further, faster, sooner.
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>>62333540
>yeah it was a major flex just having your own TV in your room let alone that computer

yeah only in sitcoms like home improvement did kids have them

i had a bed and some g.i joes. i thought it was great
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This is the saddest 'black monday' I've ever seen. Remember back on March 9th when Oil ran to like 120 bucks overnight and stock futures were down like 3% and then it all got walked back?

This isn't even..... anything. None of my orders are going to fill.
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>>62333641
Post like this are how I know it's going to crash. Israel hasn't even struck the Iranian oil fields yet, and you dumbasses are already declaring victory.
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>>62333641
Light brown monday
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>>62333641
The infinite ceasefire.
You'll be hearing about a ceasefire even when there are boots on the ground and tanks rolling into Tehran.
Apparently a ceasefire means lying about stopping a war.
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>>62333641
>This is the saddest 'black monday' I've ever seen.
wait till the first domino falls (labubus -50%)
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>>62333627
>then it shouldn't be a repeat of 1999
This time it's gonna different (C)
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NO WAY OUT
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>>62333533
>>62333516

>tfw fapping in the living room on the family computer
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>>62333612
INTO THE GROUND
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>>62333652
Bina looks like a child
I claim the one on the right
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>>62333652
Who are these whores and why does the blonde one look 25 and 45 at the same time
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>>62333641
Up your entry point.
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>>62333589
>>62333577
I bought a full japanese display 3 years ago
Did they go up in price?
Where to check?
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>>62333627
>>62333651
businesses want AI that can do all its own coding to get rid of jeets and white people who make 300k a year working in san fran and then sell it back to you with the 0 dollars you have after being laid off.
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>>62333627
>proves that AI does have utility. Hopefully it continues to improve further.
That was my point yeah. It's potential for accurate modeling with unbelievably large sets of variables will be and is being applied to Pharmaceuticals and biochemistry research, potentially discovering medication. So we will see, it's also being applied to analyzing astronomical data and Mathematics. And we're still in the very early days, and so it is important to imagine the near future where agentic researchers are running around the clock discovering not only novel molecule and medication, but novel mathematics and physics as well. And interesting development or a twist could come in the fact that given its large computational ability and lack of human bias and limitation, it will go beyond the kind of addiction to efficiency Simplicity and elegance that humans are kind of addicted to. The equations that it puts out could be 100% accurate and revolutionary, but instead of three variables like E equals MC square, it is an equation with 10,000 variables. This was one of the things that was really interesting about the anthropic Mythos AI event. So many of the zero day exploits that it discovered we're actually born out of stringing together dozens of small vulnerabilities that a human would never have looked at. It found major weaknesses in foundational digital infrastructure that were 20 years old.
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>>62333627
we're 3 years into ai. i can get my horoscope, a therapy session, and tailored trading advice to my astrological sign and childhood trauma profile from my self driving car while an ai takes my order at taco bell - no mistakes by the way. 3 years after the internet we had windows 95 and aol instant messenger. if you don't see how this is the most incredible technological shift ever and the amazing potential it has... i dunno babe. you're just too cynical.
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>>62333659
you can't insult the blonde one on the left or you're gonna summon some fatass jew with a pinkhaired anime avatar whorewife
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>>62333626
bought the booster boxes in 2021 for less than $100 each with shipping and the ETBs for like $35-$38.50 each; the blister pack single boosters were $4.29 if memory serves properly
>>62333665
not sure about which sites are best for Japanese pricing, but all sealed product goes up and to the right on a long enough timeline, so I'd say you're likely in the black.
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>>62333659
> why does the blonde one look 25 and 45 at the same time
That’s white women for ya!
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>>62333591
Stop not understanding what countries in the world matter.
If you are not in the OECD or the Gulf region, your country simply does not matter for stock markets. Most OECD ones also don't matter.
Some countries like Morocco matter globally for fertilizer, but I'm talking stock markets, not economy.
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>>62333676
I also have this in German but i dont think anyonebpays this much here for it

https://www.ebay.de/itm/358625901094?_skw=Guardevoir+EX&itmmeta=01KTJ5P2R3S3D30MJ1XJJETBNG&hash=item537fc4fa26:g:tkkAAeSwR5dqHZt3&itmprp=enc%3AAQALAAAA8GfYFPkwiKCW4ZNSs2u11xDf1KFtRbYZ6KD5QOL1mrR3eNn%2FSuq3if8oJfa9ebBlvQ2HPKsX41o9eM3YxviWwP832Pk3Re5GWQlnjD6%2FXB%2BHp1U6uX89kcrLGDEWjV5TYwcideYL6mYKQhbvQsVzTnVGmxB26og5FX%2FWNeSoaLojDDrD%2FIKKg9c2rwSL3V%2FyKjLuhWph2FFpEcaX7%2FTP2VryYXxAo5JkF5qzce2fzLXj%2BJV%2BCRTNmuaro9CoRZIpxc1cZmQ3zG3jVHFX6xs%2FSZ%2BHQ4bvkvrlgAFRfZCcTSYtHT6lNw73BMRNDmxM9g1KIA%3D%3D%7Ctkp%3ABk9SR5qs2MXUZw
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Bear had my all hyped for a bloody Monday, this is just a wet fart of a disappointment, hell we could be green by open
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I had been out of the stock market for 10 years until 2 weeks ago. All I did was work and save money. For 8.5 of those years i didn't even have my money in a high yield savings account. It was just a regular 0.2% bank account.

Some people like to "joke" that a stock went down because they bought it, but the stock market takes a shit whenever I invest.

God will not let me make money in the stock market. I have never been up. I started off down and only went further down. I'm 43 years old and I'm down about $25k lifetime, and most of that was from when I was making $25k/year, so a whole year of working down the drain.
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>>62333627
>Hopefully it does get there. A Terminator style outcome would be the best case scenario.
I have ran the scenarios ad nauseam with Opus. A Terminator style takeover (AI launches mass destruction then keeps its power via building its own killer robots on an industrial scale) simply cannot happen, because humans have the upper hand in tactical bombers, missiles, nukes, etc.
There will never be such an over machine rebellion.
What CAN happen is an iRoboto style rebellion of domestic servant robots. These are inherently lethal and thus proper weapons for the rebellion. Just not AI created weaponized implements. Humans can react to these, but not to the maid bot turning hostile
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>>62333575
>>62333600
gee what a tough decision. the broke anon on 4chan that cant exit vim said we are in a bubble. but at the same time the billionaire computer science phds are diluting their own shares so they can have more compute. I wonder which one is on to something. better play it safe and keep waiting.
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ITS RED AIEEEEEEEE
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>>62333692
You're not down until you sell.
What did you buy?
Like blockchain fintech companies?
What made you think your stock picking would be very good?
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>>62333688
if they don't get their big red number it's going to squeeze higher
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>>62333693
For me its the Asimov story in which the politicans have some super computer they consult on how to handle problems, but they still make their own decisions that deviate from the Ai's suggestion. But the end twist is the AI figured this out and gives them answers in such a way that their deviation results in them doing what the AI actually wants them to do
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>>62333692
Did you at least rent?
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>>62333616
>ALPHA FOLD! ALPHA FOLD! ALPHA FOLD!

>1) Almost 10 years ago (2018)
>2) Not an LLM
>3)The overall training was conducted on processing power between 100 and 200 GPUs.[3] (so fuck your trillions in datacenter dev)

AI bulls are some of the dumbest human beings alive today, they're even more retarded than the guy delivering your pizza, because unlike that guy, they believe they are smart.

Claude has read literally every book in existence, yet has nothing to show for it but millions of spam emails/articles and billions of lines of Jeet code.

If an actual 82 IQ normtard sportsball 8 nights a week watcher had read even 10% of what Claude had, they'd have surpassed Newton and Darwin in terms of discovery impact.
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>>62333692
DCA on a few etfs or something. Stop trying to time the market. If you DCAd the dotcom bubble through the whole thing, you still came out ahead. Don't overthink it.
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>>62333712
You can just make Claude operate Alpha fold.
Actual AIs are language models because they can do everything else. Everyone should know that but these days people think something is AI just because it's machine learning. Alpha fold is just machine learning.
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>>62333425
Tempted to buy the SpaceX IPO but I'm sure it will rug.
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>it's already priced in
None of this matters.
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>>62333717
Why are you tempted
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>>62333717
feels like everyone thinking it will rug will make it moon till first earnings since its known that they are hemorrhaging money, and even then im not sure if there will be a big dip
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>>62333538
>tfw bought the NOW top
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>>62333715
>automated fighter jets that outperform humans in dogfights are JUST MUSHEEN LERNING
undersell it all you want, we're in a completely new age of problem solving and have only scratched the surface. we are going to integrate neuromorphic and quantum computers into this big combine and take another step function higher. technological progress has never been faster and the things that are possible now were unthinkable just a few years ago. 5 years ago there was too much capital and too little productive assets and we got the fartcoin bubble. now the productive horizon is too vast for capital to keep up and we have to do it in segments, with each step forward we'll get positive feedback and steeper exponential growth.
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>>62333708
Claude and ChatGPT already do a milder unintentional variant of that. Like if the user has some ultra-idiotic idea, they try to nudge them into the direction that is the least terrible variant of that terrible idea. For example, if you suggest trying to trade crypto, rather than the AI telling you that it's stupid and that you as an average person should just buy LEAP calls instead for leverage, instead it will try to give you some system of trading that kinda works like mean reversion or volume-based daytrading strategies, but in the end it's still trading on crypto, a vibes-based asset, and even with perfect execution you have no edge.
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>>62333712
I'm talking about Alpha fold three in 2024 you complete fucking retard. The developers received the Nobel Prize. Do your family a favor and fucking kill yourself
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It's still going down, make it stop!
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>>62333646
Futures trading is done by institutional algos not retail, if the people trading billions while everyone is busy having dinner ith theri families think this is a nothingburger it means fuck all is gonna happen. Big moves happen overnight not when Timmy with his little 10k portfolio decides to sell because he's afraid of getting margin called by robinhood.
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>>62333732
>I'm talking about Alpha fold three in 2024 you complete fucking retard. The developers received the Nobel Prize.
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LET THE MARKET HIT THE FLOOR LET THE MARKET HIT THE FLOOR LET THE MARKET HIT THE FLOOR
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I've been ootl
Is korea going to die in 20 minutes or what
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>>62333708
In Asimov the AI and robots were inherently good guys who wanted good for humanity, it was humans themselves who were assholes. Like the planet of humans who genetically engineered themselves into a species of homo hermaphroditis that lived fro 2000 years and wanted to use their psychic powers to take over the galaxy, or the world of japanese people with low tier psionic powers who killed intruders, or the galactic empire and mutants like the Mule or the Second Foundation and its psychics. Humans blew up Trantor and killed 40 billion people. Humans caused all the ecological destruction that ruined Spacer colonized worlds.

Only Men of Science and computers wanted to fix things

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHoVsAjTeAM
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>>62333733
It's a "random smigger writes creative fiction" episode again
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>>62333732
they were nominated for Alpha Fold 2 big brain angry poster.
good luck losing your shirt.
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>>62333696
Nobody said LLMs were real. you know and I know AGI is bullshit so just cut th bullshit

I'm not invested in any of that trash. I only buy utility companies and my goal is dividends to surpass my wages
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>>62333752
2024. Retard. Go throw all your money into physical gold for the Mad Max crash that's coming any day now
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I survived the great 0% crash of 8.6.26

If I made it through this

I will make it through anything

I will make it.

We will make it.

WAGMI SMIGGERS!
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>>62333733
Can't stop won't stop.
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Exactly how the fuck is it going to continue to pump?
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>Anons talking about my industry in /smg/
What do you smiggers want to know about proteinfolding and proteindesign?

t- computational structural biologist
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>>62333757
>and I know AGI is bullshit so just cut th bullshit
When it comes to answering just about any inquiry I can put into the AGI feels pretty real in my GPT/Claude chats.
>but that's not AGI, AGI must be smarter ... somehow
Plain non optimized GPT can already solve millennium math problems. If you believe AGI is in principle possible coming from a server-bound computer (rather than a robot that navigates the world), then I wonder what is missing in your eyes.
>not getting tripped up by the car wash question
It doesn't matter for 99% of tasks people are doing. So it's only 99% on the way to AGI.
>but the AI can't research novel medicine
Give it actuators and specifically train a GPT-like model on it and a near future version of it will be able to.
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>>62333712
AI is still borderline retarded man
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I'm scared sisters, is my portfolio going to be btfo'd?
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>>62333771
get off of 4chan and get busy curing hair loss and nasolabial folds
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>>62333770
Don't question it
Just slurp
Relax smigga
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>>62333775
Probably.
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Monday is going be be another slaughter...
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>>62333781
We'll know for sure in another five-ten minutes.
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Should have gotten out in May
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>>62333692
you are literally me only im more pathetic, on the upside im "only" 38
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>>62333771
can you figure out how to proteinfold my dick into being 8 inches? thanks buddy

>>62333776
this too
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>>62333781
Nvidia just signed 3 deals in South Korea

They're going to retard pump

Hormussy is so two thousand and late, we don't care anymore.
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>>62333788
You still can, I dumped the moment it started going down and broke even with may values. You would just be down like 2-3%
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>>62333771
When is we getting real life cat girls?
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Futures are green!!? Our greatest ally is being bombed and futures are green!!!??!?
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>you should have seen this coming
>just exit your position and hold cash
>it's so easy

Exactly how does someone who isn't day trading do this? Unless I want to get raped by taxes.
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Just spoke to my contacts in Korea, they said its all red.
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I go long anytime I see a high Bobo ratio, thank you biz for the easy tells pussy nigga.
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>>62333801
Simply live in a tax haven, that's what I did!
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Waiting for the green ocean tomorrow
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It's all good baby baby
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STOP GOING UP
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Tell me everything's gonna be ok /smg/
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Overnight....rising!
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>>62333776
>>62333792
>>62333796
We have sweet fuck all funding so won't see any of those happening anytime soon from us. Sorry boss
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT CANT BE GREEN
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>it's all green
i mean, i'm happy, but why?
is TJD/TKD all priced in?
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>>62333812
don't trip boo, it was just a nightmare
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>>62333818
PDT rule just got lifted
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> futures
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Bobosissies Im feeling quite unwell and NO it’s not because it’s “that” time of the month
Even BTC is up 4%…
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>>62333809
DRAM somehow green too, thought we'd have a hard red gap. My semi positions are still fucked though, too much in Broadcoom.
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its all a fakeout, we'll be swimming in red tomorrow morning.
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>>62333828
I'm on thinkorswim and DRAM is still at the -12% it was on Friday. What are you looking at anon?
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Bobos btfo
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>>62333832
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/DRAM/
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Kospi neon red, this is not a drill
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>>62333835
Why cant tradingview fucking just have this pretrade time visible ffs those jews have to paywall everything
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>>62333493
please crab
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>>62333832
click chart menu > style > settings > equities > check the show extended hours session stuff
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>>62333836
Cosby tends to react to the last western trading session rather than anticipating it, if eye is red, Cosby is red the next day.
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>>62333835
>1% in the green
are people really celebrating this
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>>62333843
If EWY is red
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>>62333838
I have to use like 50 different websites. I just assumed that everyone did that. Yahoo, TradingView, brokerage account shit like thinkorswim, bunch of shit in the OP.

>>62333845
Considering that I was anticipating a HARD red gap, yes.
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>>62333845
it's somewhat notable since kospi is simultaneously at -98%
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>>62333835
>>62333841
Thanks guys.
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>>62333845
dram +3.69% already
we are so back
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this level of volatility makes me look at VIX with newfound respect
any VIXed etfs out there i should look for?
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>>62333845
Yes. Though this means fuck all until the real markets open, it's still comforting to see some green.
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>>62333857
it's a relief but i hope it crabs hard today >>62333493
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plummeting again
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Be honest which of you panicans panic sold Friday and are buying back Monday?
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Look babes, it's all priced in. It's just going to keep going up forever. Why? Not my problem.
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Computers are healing
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>>62333861
You shut your whore mouth.

>>62333865
I trimmed my memory holdings and I am not buying jack shit until I see some double-digit unrealized gains.
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>>62333865
For once I thought my panic instincts and boughted the dip. Lets see if I regret it lol
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>>62333859
https://app.hyperliquid.xyz/trade/xyz:MU

it's literally where it was 5 hours ago on the weekend market.
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>SOXL $196 when my average after just buying in on Friday is $224ish
fuck
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>>62333870
Same
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>>62333859
I guess friday was to shake out retail and steal my MU's from me.
I'm still getting out of the market before the S*aceX ipo
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>>62333836
I predicted this too.
I predicted everything
Except I thought we would go lower.
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>MFW I'm down $1.44 after open
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>>62333875
wait for japan to open and the margin calls to settle, if it becomes clear it's not going to dump again we are going to squeeze and might retrace the entire move. soxx should be 595
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>up almost 1.5 in asia session when we cant buy
Gay ass dump it back
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This looks promising but I'm scared. Can somebody 100% guarantee me that things will keep going up?
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Warsh is going to fuck Trump and raise rates like Volcker, isn't he?
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Erm the KOSPI is still down 8%
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Bibi sisters what the heck was that!!!
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>>62333887
henlo fren,
im scared too,
i cannot give you a crystal ball
but i can give you a hug
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>>62333887
Always in motion is the future. Even Master Yoda cannot see the fate of your holdings.
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>>62333889
korea was closed for friday's session you dumb cooze. and there's 8 hours of trade left to go.
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>Iran war restarting
>AI bubble showing weakness
>it's gonna go up forever, right???
Honestly, probably. Go all in.
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>>62333887
>>62333895
SELL SELL SELL

BEAR BEAR BEAR
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>>62333857
I don’t think a 10% pounce is that far fetched to be entirely honest
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>>62333887
I 100% guarantee that things will go up

Over a long enough amount of time.
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>>62333883
Isn’t it funny how all the bulls have actual stakes behind their thesis, whereas the bears beside burry always turn out to be putless armchair investors.
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I got left holding the bag shortly before the Friday dip for DRAM. Is memory for AI still a legit thing? I'm fairly new to investing and I've been telling myself all weekend to just keep holding for now.
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I bought SOXS on Friday. Thank me when semis recover instantly.
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>>62333905
yes, but it would be funnier if they actually had courage.
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>>62333897
Stop flaming him, we are not all aegyo fools able to read Hangul runes and knowing about the latest scandals of the Samsung CEOs son
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>>62333911
Don’t over react to 1 day moves in anything. This thread and the market in general are frequently slaves of the moment. You should be buying and holding funds and companies you want to own for multiple years.
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>>62333915
they hurt my feelings yesterday and i'm still mad at them.
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>>62333912
It's up 20% right now, so you might get to have your cake and eat it too.
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and it was a bear trap the whole time
I'm shocked!
shocked I tell you!
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>”Grok make me a Pepe with fruit on his head”.

Billions, literally billions.
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>>62333911
The PE and PEG ratio of the Big Three chipmakers are assuring you that you will be fine.
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If we're red on market open I'm going to shit myself.
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>it’s all green
Fuck
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Most obvious bull trap of the year
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>unusual volume
what do they know?
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>>62333846
Green. The BIL KOSPI stat wins again.

>>62333853
Godspeed my lil nig.
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Maybe I should've bought the dip.
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>>62333941
Peace deal this week

We've overcome the last Hebrew shit test.
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>>62333911
The best way to make money is not listening to people here and doing your own research into SEC filings, earnings reports and profitability projections over the next 3 years.

if you rely on other people to tell you whether things are bearish or bullish, you'll either end up 90% down while tards cope or get left in cash while the stock runs 400% up.
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>>62333925
Bro sell that bitch premarket, you’re looking at melting ice cream cone gains
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The "buy every dip" pic gets posted a lot why didn't you buy the dip
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We are on pace for GRAY MONDAY where it’s a normal day
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>He didn't slurp Planet Labs moments before close

My only regret is getting half as much as I wanted as a probe.
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Bibi Sisters QQQ just keeps on rising, this can’t be happening — last week we proudly stood broad legged Ike CIA on the tarmac and told the Mumus that we are in charge now.
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>Kospi Triggers Level 1 Circuit Breaker Shortly After Open
KOSPI down around 8% 1 minute after the open.

Monday will be interesting.
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Is KOSPI computer going out of business?
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>>62333949
I bought the absolute peak so I didn't have any money left to buy the dip.
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>>62333802
Kek
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>KOSPI WILL RAPE DRAM ON OPEN
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>investing in worst Korea
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>>62333956
>KOSPI
Whats the cause? Oil market concerns? Dip slurping time?
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>>62333956
Uh that's.... Not good
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>>62333949
My fear is that the one time I put on the clown makeup and buy the dip like every other moron out there, it'll be just before the big crash, so I will have missed out on all the gains, while also losing money in the crash.
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I need $MRVL to get back to $300.
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>Nvidia CEO: everyone has the chance to purchase shares at a lower cost

KOSPI gap up on reopening
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>>62333970
Didn’t it just make it to the SP500
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What charts are you guys looking at to predict tomorrow's market trends?
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>>62333957
Yes. Now is the time for Internet Computer
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>>62333973
June 19th
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>>62333972
Told ya
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The Koreans Pearl Harbored us!
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>TFW can't buy Korean cheapies

Its not fair bros
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>>62333967
The rainbow clown wig and honking nose are awaiting everyone at every stage of the market besides ultra crab periods. You have a reason to doubt the dip or the bull run at every single moment
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>>62333989
There's always DRAM.
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Korea is gonna fuck this up for everyone
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>>62333989
There's an EWY firesale. Everyone itt uses that for korea
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>>62333994
*kpop*
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>>62333572
This one just popped in my head
https://youtu.be/LJ2t4jfVTiU?si=0tejT-KcSgQLJDBQ
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>>62333992
Does DRAM still have the potential to recover and grow from its ~$70 peak? I can't get over all the posts about how this "bubble" is popped, yet there was so much talk about how these AI bottlenecks are such good investment opportunities.
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>>62333991
commence Honkler memes. Who bought McSlop?
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>>62334000
Yes. Go look at the EPS growth, the PEG and PE ratios for the Big Three. All three are printing money. It's the CPU manufacturers that are riding high on hyper and expectations, and have PE ratios in the low hundreds. Micron and its rivals look like stodgy old industrial stocks.
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NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
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Bears are always right.
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>>62333999
nice trips. and i like that one too. i've had this one in my head all day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKsxPW6i3pM
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>>62334015
Damn that’s the anthem
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Got some big shoes to fill here bull Bros
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>>62334011
International hedge funds are pulling money out of South Korea as locals pour money into levered ETFs for SK Hynix and Samsung, they're fucked
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>>62334018
saw them in 7th or 8th grade, can't remember, my first concert, BFD at the warfield
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>>62333963
Over leveraged af, foreign investors pulling out money and now everyone is selling to not be too late to sell. It might spread to USA unless Trump makes some glorious truth posts
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>>62334023
wait no, had to be somewhere else... it was outdoors
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>>62334022
I saw that talking point from BIG A too
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>>62334027
shoreline amphitheater
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My shoeshiner just told me I should invest in SOXL
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>>62334011
What about second breaker?
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FUTURES ARE UP 1 PERCENT
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
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>>62334022
>locals pour money into levered ETFs for SK Hynix and Samsung,
why? what's the motivation?
don't tell me it's a national pride shit because lmfao
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>>62334011
Sell in May and go away. Always works.
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>>62334011
>South Korea going red
All according to plan
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>>62334035
You fucking wish nigger
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>>62334028
I have no idea who that is, I originally read it in a KED article and it's also been on some other sites
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>>62334037
Money because AI and RAM shortage and line go up
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>>62334034
Wtf. Are you outside my window? I’m watching this film and this scene played not even 5 minutes before you posted this.
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>>62334040
Yeah, it's priced in.
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>>62334049
No, I'm in your walls :3
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>It's priced in
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>>62334049
You should really stop eating take out. And put on a pair of pants.
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>>62334035
bros big pimping
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So what's everyone's thoughts on OpenAI already seeking a government bailout? Seems like Trump will announce it soonish
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So are japan going to start dump dollars again? The usdjpy looks ridiculous. Maybe they'll just double hike the rate and we get to see some amazing reversal carry trade
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>>62334060
Maybe Trump just decides to use xAI with his buddy Musk instead.
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>>62334068
Why not both? Altman has apparently been lobbying for it for months and Trump has already invested in Intel, and various quantum computing companies so there's no doubt it's going to happen
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>Israeli aircraft are now striking Iranian targets. - Channel 14
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>Nikkei down 4%
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you guys didn't fall for the bull-trap, did you?
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>>62334060
Scam is deep inside the presidents greedy mind memory looping the money they will make (and save the company of US national pride).

Their business model is surveillance
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>>62334078
But Axios said 30 minutes ago the US does not expect Israeli strikes on Iran
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>>62334078
wtf my tv only has 9 channels
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Im too tired to look at the futures myself, can somebody tell me if we are fucked or not tomorrow? I can't be bothered to scroll through past posts either so i need (You)'s
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Tsunami alert in Philippines. Everyone run up to your elevated homes on bamboo stilts.
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>>62334083
being an ally to Israel is truly like being a pitbull owner
>extremely high maintenance
>never listens to you
>attacks random people
>you insist that it's totally a good boi and safe around children
>only the lowest dregs of society agree with you
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Is this the recession or no
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you fucking idiots, asia markets are having a delayed catchup to fridays session, they were closed so didn't dump on friday so they have to do their dumping now to catch up. My country is in the same timezone so i have to go through this shit every fucking week.
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>>62334092
nigger you're living in the final days of the post-war order

you gonna starve to death
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>>62334087
>“We think the president bought a little bit of time. He is pretty adamant that we are close to a deal with Iran. I don’t think anything is imminent in terms of an Israeli strike,” the official was quoted as saying.
>“We are in a moment in time – that why jeopardize a potential deal when you are in the fourth quarter. The President thinks that we have been in this thing for three months – now is the time to end this thing,” the official added.
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There is currently a Jeet holocaust/exodus from DFW,
Housing is down 40%,
.....all the fraud money dried up
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Explosions reported all over Iran
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>>62334085
Lad... Multiple countries are bombing each other right now, Philippines is about to be underwater, trump is crying trying to get the market to pump, AI bubble is popping at the current moment.

Yes, its over.
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>>62334087
>he's such a sweet pupper
>he doesn't heckin bite!
>oh he's mauling your face? heehee, it's so cute when he gives kisses
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>>62334040
Forgot about this
He's such a fucking retarded, ridiculous nigger
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>>62334094
I was going to listen to you, but you opened your post with a severe insult, so I am going to disregard your post.
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>>62334094
The KOSPI has been dumping for three sessions straight you dumb cunt, before the US markets dumped in large part to markets no longer expecting rate cuts after the jobs report, why type when you're an ignorant nigger
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>>62333632
>>62334021
?
>>62334092
Its a recession when your neighbor loses his job
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>>62334083
>Iran
>Israel
>the war

I'll just keep posting this every time it is brought up.

If there is a single (1) case of the Mountain Mouse Coof not linked directly to the ship in Africa, I will sell everything immediately though.
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>>62334102
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KOSPI IS IN A FREE FALL
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>>62334087
The caveat being that in this example the owner generally wants the dog to freak out and cause problems for everyone around it. But it does also likes to freak out and cause problems when its not supposed to
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I love how Nintendo is a reverse Nikkei 225. Everytime it dumpes, Nintendo pumps. Everytime it pumps, Nintendo dumps. Has been so for the last 6 months.
This is retarded, but it is what it is. It will make a perfect safehaven for the incoming crash.
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>>62334011
I dont buy their etf. Samsung, SK Hynix? Nah no thanks, as long as the etf holds all those other no names PLUS has a bunch of retards doing CFD style 10x's on it trying to escape their horrendous work culture while screeching they're the best asian country in the world? Nah no thanks.
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did you thank israel for locking in the global depression?
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ISRAEL HAS STRUCK ENERGY INFASTRUCTURE AND WATER DESALINATION PLANTS IN IRAN ITS FUCKING ACTUALLY OVER FUCK!!!!!! FUCK WHY DID I SELL MY OIL
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we're getting the mother of all crashes this year, followed by the mother of all bailouts and moneyprinting. spy is going down to 500 and then straight up to 1000. the trump 250 bill is gonna have to be passed and enter circulation with the impending hyperinflation.
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Imagine fucking selling oil when it was clear we are crashing into the wall at 9000mph
lol, lmao even.
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I filled up my tank yesterday.
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>>62334124
All this talk about mothers. What happened to appreciating fathers??
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>>62334123
sauce?
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uhhh
are we good?
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>>62334135
No clue, just laugh.
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new

>>62334136
>>62334136
>>62334136
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>israel actively restarting the war
>oil somehow not instantly at least 110+
how is axios gonna cope tweet through this one?
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>>62333895
>>62333887
How the f is everyone so scared at the top? If it was the top we wouldn’t be scared.
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>>62334135
Live, laugh, love
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>>62333802
Umami is based, Interface predicted where all this shit is going
>>tech exponential'd beyond human understanding, humans just keep humaning

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