Does not cook very well at all, but always willing to eat whatever I cook even when it's something weird or experimental.

Generally every other day (we switch off who cooks daily).
There's this cucumber curry she makes that's "straight fire", as the kids say today. Fucking love it. I know it's based on homemade peanut milk but idr what else is in there other than the peanuts, tomatoes and lemon-cucumbers (these sour, yellow, lemon-shaped cukes). I can ask her if anyone actually gives a shit.

>>22044338
Peanuts do not make real milk just like you are not a real woman

>>22044355
Nobody thinks it does.

>>22044328
>partner
dog whistle

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I like cooking so it's hard for me to not join in the meal even if he's technically cooking for me. His best dish is a simple pan roasted salmon :3
He cooks it perfectly, especially for me because I hate it overcooked!

>>22044338
I'm interested, that sounds like a very interesting dish

itt bunch of gays

>>22044328
>cooking for your wife
why would you ever do that?

>>22044604
To be nice
Assuming you like your wife, you would want to be nice to her sometimes

>>22044328
well, let me tell you about my ex gf who's had a feeding fetish
jeez, anon, she would really cook. She just loved to see me eating, trying tons of new recipes all the time. mostly greek/moroccan/italian, but she would also simply put a huge bag of chips in front of me sometimes. Once my belly was round she would take me to bed. i actually hated it, cause it's not so sexy to fuck while bloated, but the sheer amount of care she would put into food and a lot of other things was very satisfying

>>22044619
You and I are not the same.

>>22044650
Correct
I had loving parents

>>22044670
I have very loving parents and my mom did all the cooking like a good mom/wife should. My father was busy being a man and working for six kids and small community. I am working on doing the same. Enjoy being "nice" to your "partner", Gary.

>>22044328
how about you fuck off and die, apu?

>>22044355
>you are not a real woman
Yeah, no shit. I'm not even a fake woman. My height, hairiness, voice and thick ol dick would indicate as much. You fucking retard.
>>22044601
She's showering right now but I'll ask in a couple minutes. I know there's peanut and sesame seeds and stuff. It's good as shit.

>>22044711
jesus christ, could you please stop being a sandnigger

>>22044735
>>22044601
Raw peanuts, cashews or coconut chunks, white poppy seeds (called kusskuss in Marathi because poppy pods make that sound, like a rattle, when shaken), sesame seeds, coriander seeds, cumin seeds, cinnamon bark, clove and cardamom in the paste (she says it's a paste, not a milk).
Carom, split chickpeas, onion and chillies fried in oil.
Turmeric powder, ginger/garlic paste, tomatoes, cucumber and salt added.
Fried.
The spiced peanut paste is added, cooked and broken (the oil separates out).
Kashmiri chili powder (or cayenne/paprika blend) is added, mixed through then water and a stock cube (she uses these Arab ones from Maggi that she says are the best), reduced slightly then cilantro'd and served with the other curries.

>>22044711
Sounds like you had an absent father
Many such cases

>>22044790
Baste, greatly appreciated and saved
Sounds great!

>>22044790
Why'd you marry a Canadian?

>>22044818
lmao
She was just talking to her sister in Calgary the other day. She and her husband can't get white poppy seeds up there because they're borderline illegal in Canada. We can get them from any of the Indian supermarkets here in Delaware or at Walmart lol

>>22044823
Yeah but why'd you marry a Canadian? Citizenship? Canadian fever? Couldn't do better? Normal men don't marry Canadians.

I cook much, much better dishes than my gf does. It pisses her off when she starts making something and I go in there changing things. Bitch, just watch what I do and improve! Even she admits that my culinary prowess mogs her

hard to say, we don't really talk much at the moment. But I do find cooked meals around the place.
...Maybe I should leave some chocolate for her, flowers.. chicks like flowers.

>>22044328
OwO *gets super shy* ^>-<^
*Raises paw* €==
What if there is two husbands? *Blushes like crazy*>>22044328

>>22044328
He makes air fryer chicken fairly often, it's not bad.
Just about all I trust him to make tho lol

>>22044711
>Enjoy being "nice" to your "partner", Gary.
Thanks, I will.
My name's not Gary tho.

>>22044619
I wish my parents were nicer to me when i was growing up, instead i barely remember them for whatever reason. They mellowed out and became a lot more loving when i graduated college and started working but i still have no idea what to do when they hug me, so i just stand there

>>22044829
She's not Canadian. My sister-in-law might be? Not sure if she's a citizen yet or not.
>>22044815
>>22044790
Sure, to be clear, this is for lemon-cucumbers, not western types. They're firmer and have a hard, melon-like rind. If they're old, they need to be peeled and de-seeded. If young, they can just be cut and cooked.

>>22045230
Aw
I’m sorry anon-kun
I hope you can forgive them, sounds like they handle stress poorly or something dumb like that

>>22045312
The funny thing is, there is nothing to forgive them for. We have been a normal family for as long as i have been alive, just not very close until now. It's weird when family suddenly wants to be close

>>22045440
Huh, well I’m glad it’s not so bad but just weird lol

>>22044602
>>22044328
A Gay Persian? NEVER

>thread has the potential for homophobia and racism against Indians
>/ck/ immediately shuts that down and starts an uplifting thread
Based!

Are there ACTUAL women on /ck/? Or is it where all the Betty Crocker troons come to roleplay?

>>22045219
Shut up, Gary.

I've only ever had ONE gf that could outcook me. And that's because she was 2x my age. No girl my age or younger has ever been able to outdo my cooking. Girls' moms don't teach them how to cook anymore. Which is sad, because teaching your kids to cook is a great bonding experience

>>22044711
kek gary literally on suicide watch rn

>>22044670
Lol you really triggered him

>>22045767
Most girls nowadays have more experience sucking on cock than cooking an omelette.

>>22045767
Bro, you got groomed. Did she teach you how to cook?

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>>22044328

>>22045767
I was better at food prep than my wife when we first started dating but after having our first kid and dropping down to part-time, she really blossomed as a cook.

I cook 99 percent of the time but sometimes my wife will go on a healthy eating kick and start cooking dinner more often but she cooks straight wife slop so I’m always glad when she eventually goes back to not cooking.

>>22044650
>>22044711
you don't have any bitches anyways. so why not quit the 'tuff guy' larp

>>22045767
I don’t really understand it. I’m mid 20s and I’ve talked with my friends about this, pretty much none of their sisters or girlfriends seem interested in cooking and a few barely even know how to make more than ramen. I assume some of it’s an overcorrection of gender expectations but it feels like there’s more to it than that.

>>22046269
>you don't have any bitches anyways
How's your relationship with your mum?

>>22044790
curiously interesting. Thanks, and tell her thanks. Would put in under, consideration

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>>22045767
>>22046295
A lot of girls complain about the same thing from men. I think there's a noticeable decline of both gender's ability/desire to cook, like some sort of cultural decline
(_)

>>22045764
Is his partner Gary or is he Gary?
I think the better question is are you stupid, mad, or both?

>>22046295
My step-brother’s retarded ass girlfriend tried to use olive oil to fry bacon. She is twenty-five.

im the one who does the cooking. he has yet to be the one to cook

>>22046106
Fucking race traitor whore

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>>22046768
How i imagine you

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I cook about 95% of the meals in my home. My wife is incredibly insecure about this fact and largely exaggerates how much she cooks in conversation with family/company. She has two or three things she can make pretty decently, but overall has absolutely zero cooking intuition, incinerates everything with the burner on full blast at all times, and makes a gigantic mess in the kitchen, dishes piled in the sink and carbonized burnt food at the bottom of every pan. Despite the insecurity, she shows no interest in actually ever learning how to cook, never shadows me in the kitchen, and gets incredibly mad when I try to give her advice. Any days I am out of the house she will literally order take out for lunch, even if it is something simple that we have all the ingredients for in the house. She comes from a household of daily home cooked meals where both her mom and dad are pretty decent, well-rounded cooks, so I have no idea how this happened.

I only cook easy stuff once in a while like steak. She does the actual fulsome dinners day to day. I do most of the cleaning though since I WFH and it's a nice break for work.
>>22046295
>>22045767
They grew up being told that cooking for a man in any way is oppressive domestic labor. They even bully other women that do cook because they see them as a betrayal.

>>22045764
>>22045219
>>22044711
>>22046385
Enough with the Fallout 3 reference already

>>22047423
>They grew up being told that cooking for a man in any way is oppressive domestic labor. They even bully other women that do cook because they see them as a betrayal.
This is a fiction. A complete and total fabrication. There is no scary cabal of powerful feminists actively bullying women who cook, you mental patient.

>>22047309
She is a brat who has been cooked for her whole life. And now she has you who cooks so of course she is gonna still be a brat about it.
Basically I would implore her to learn to cook. If she didn't, I would stop doing shit for her that you normally do. She is an adult and can put on her fuckin big girl clothes and learn to make something for you.
Fuck it, involve her parents if you have to. She sounds pretty immature about this.

>>22047423
>>22047432
It’s a chronically online thing

i cook like 99% of the food in the house. it’s expected that when dinner rolls around food is ready for the family. i provide the food. she will buy stuff at the store (not in the store, she’s an online only order), put it in the fridge, and i’ll just make it. she likes my food better. she wants it this way.

and i want it this way. she does a lot for me

>>22047445
Something you're an expert on I'd imagine.

>>22047428
Never played that game. Or any Fallout. When I wrote >>22045764, I was thinking of SpongeBob's catsnail.

>>22047508
NTA but it's just standard incelery. You don't have to be terminally online to recognize prison gay misogynists.

>>22047432
Nah the first part used to be a thing. Being told cooking for your man is le ebin patriarchy oppression was very widespread from the 80s all the way to 2000. It even effected my boomer mom who is the most stereotypical biblebelt christian you could possibly imagine.

For the bully cabal, it obviously doesn't exist for cooking now. Cooking is trendy among women now (even if they don't fucking do it), so any attempt would end up backfiring. I don't know if femcelists ever did try group pressure/bully on the matter, but they've done so on others. Even now they bully what they see as "pick me" behaviors.

>>22047525
>It even effected my boomer mom
I think you inherited some mental retardation from your retarded mom. Your mind has been warped by homosexual incels and your retarded mother. Log off or you're going to be a permavirgin.

>>22047525
Like I said to the samples lady at Costco: "that's nice, dear, but I ain't buyin' it".
At no point in history was there a concerted effort of mothers teaching their daughters not to cook. None.
>biblebelt
Oh, there's your problem. You're a lardgolem and likely anglo. You people can't cook so many of you don't even bother, regardless of sex/gender. Enjoy your Stouffer's, tubby.

>>22044598
tofu or fish?

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>>22044711
Your dad couldn't work a barbecue?
What kind of a faggot can't grill up a meal for a party for their friends and family?

>>22047533
>Log off or you're going to be a permavirgin.
>log off
Nigga wtf u smokin cuz..this is 4channel, we don't do that shit here bro

>>22047566
Nah this is just ignorant of history. There was absolutely a feminist backlash to domestic life and everything involved in it. Andrea Dworkin and others like her viewed it as little better than slavery.
Granted, Dworkin was an extremist moron who hated men. So it wasn't the majority view. But that viewpoint absolutely existed in the feminist movement. Less so nowadays it seems.

>>22049508
>Andrea Dworkin
American.
>>22049508
>others like her
Americans and other anglo "culture" people.
>>22049508
>the feminist movement
Anglo.
>>22049508
>it wasn't the majority view
>[and it's even] Less [common] nowadays
I accept your concession on >>22047566's behalf, fatty.

Dumb shit like this creature's post is what happens when you stop teaching logic and rhetoric in schools.

>>22047514
True, forgot about that Gary. FO3 is pretty fun with all the expansions installed. Graphics are outdated but that doesn't matter to me much.

>>22049520
I don't understand why her being American invalidates what I've said? Also I am not that other anon you've quoted, maybe you've confused our posts.
What's this focus on Anglos for? I'm not Anglo.
Basically I don't know what you're pissed off at.

>>22049563
>I don't understand
that's cuz ur dumb

>>22049563
Anon you can actually accept this anon's >>22049520
concession on my behalf, I openly admit to him being a dumb faggot and conceding the entirety of the argument. I'm additionally pre-approving any and all arguments made that call into question his intelligence or sexuality in demeaning ways.

>>22049575
dumb samefag lol

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>>22049601
After the door was open to third-party concessions I just couldn't help myself, had to destroy him.

>>22047423
>They even bully other women that do cook
>look at this loser! she has a practical skill!
lol
Like… how is that even something to be bullied for? And why would a feminist woman bully another woman? That's not very feminist. That's why I called bullshit.
>>22049508
>>22049563
Your post proved my point, you twit.
And the focus on Anglos is because Anglo cultures, like the Americans, the Aussies, the Kiwis and of course the Brits themselves, both can't cook AND started the feminist movement. And the other guy said he's American.
>>22049575
Hey dumbcunt, the other guy literally conceded the point that "there is no scary cabal of powerful feminists actively bullying women who cook" when he said that "it wasn't the majority view [and it's even] Less [common] nowadays".
That is a literal concession.
>>22049520
Shut up.

>>22049621
>Hey dumbcunt,
just for that, you've conceded too. My will be done. You could have done so more gracefully, you're being a bit of a bitter fag about it.
Stay in my good graces if you want to win any future internet arguments on my board.

>>22049624
I accept your concession, Mrs Sillypooper

>>22049633
Do what you must, I've already force-conceded the retards who care the most about this dumb internet argument, you included
Better luck next time, keyboard warrior

>>22049621
> how is that even something to be bullied for?
So, the bullying part was cooking FOR the man. And you can see it online, it’s just something a chronically online loser dies. Yes, women can be chronically online losers.
They’re as much feminists as mgtows are men’s rights activists, we just don’t have another word for them. Women with lives don’t care enough about them lol

>>22049637
Concession accepted × ∞ +1
And in case 4chan doesn't render infinity symbols, I'll write it out: concession accepted times infinity plus one.
As any schoolboy knows, that is the highest number ever conceived. Even higher than infinity plus two for some reason.

>>22049621
Oh ok I get it now. But you really didn't make that very clear, try being less obtuse.
Also my point disproved the claim that feminists didn't discourage domestic life for women, because they did. And that viewpoint was prevalent for a while even though it was never a majority viewpoint.
And women bully other women all the time, you'd know that if you ever spent time with women. My wife has had arguments with women who are anti-domestic and considers them to be retards, because they are. Feminism is about women being able to choose and if a woman wants to choose domestic life, she can, despite how much it makes the Dworkins of the world seethe.
>>22049675
I like to call them Legbeards, saw that somewhere online years ago. Good counter to neckbeard for dudes. Legbeards are femcels and losers. They don't represent most women like neckbeards don't represent most men.

>>22049716
Omg i forgot legbeard became a thing lol
Yeah, and femcel

>>22049709
>And in case 4chan doesn't render infinity symbols
it does

>>22049748
We've already confirmed that through a careful process of looking at the post and seeing the infinity symbol

>>22049716
The claim was that "At no point in history was there a concerted effort of mothers teaching their daughters not to cook." That claim was not disproven. A "claim" no one actually made was "disproven".
As for this mythical cabal of feminists bullying anyone, find me an example. I've never heard of this ever actually happening. Just plot points on television and fictions dreamt up by people so utterly divorced from reality that they believe in [insert whacky conspiracy theory du jour here].
My wife cooks. My wife works. I cook. I "work". We cook for each other and both bring home the bacon. Nobody is bullying her for either. If anything, I get "bullied" by friends for being a dude who bakes and gardens. It's just bants so it's no skin off my dick and she doesn't get any flack for her culinary skills at all and never has.

>>22049756
> "Work"
I'm real curious about what that means lol
But anyway
You're taking this too seriously bud.
You dramatized the claim that there's a group of essentially femcels that bully women into a global feminist cabal. Don't try to push that dramatization on everyone else.
If it's no skin off your dick and your wife is chill, what is your problem here? Incels and femcels are annoying, yes, big fucking deal

>>22049753
Concession accepted.

>>22049960
∞
It’s known as a lemniscate.

>>22046391
How the fuck do you think Italians fry guanciale ? You absolutely can use olive oil to fry shit. Even bacon. You think arancinis are fried in canola oil or peanut oil ? Italians don't give a shit and neither should you.

>>22050067
>arancinis
Arancini is already plural.
>[are they] fried in canola oil or peanut oil?
Quite literally yes. Yes they are. We fry in olive oil from time to time, sure, but not often. We use lard or peanut or sunflower oils most of the time, including when frying arancini.

>>22049824
My grandmother was involved in hippy and feminist circles in the 60s and 70s and she and most of the women were excellent cooks. They also all married men, had children, worked and remained lifelong friends. I think the really crazy, hairy, ugly, lesbian feminazi types were unpleasant to be around so most people didn't associate with them. Those were the ones who probably couldn't cook and blamed men for every problem in their lives.

>>22050255
Yeah
It’s a lot like inceldom that way. And i mean the real incels, because I’ve noticed a lot of people just throwing that around for nothing lol

>>22044641
Did you ever just fake it by puffing your stomach out?

>>22047436
Melty

>>22047432
I didn't say whatever weird shit you said. I said women bully other women if they say they cook for their man. Clearly you don't spend time around women

>>22052052
>women bully other women if they say they cook for their man
No they don't. Not irl. They get bullied online when they say that and post those facebook meme "this is how you keep a man" plates of ja/ck/ tier food.

>>22052052
Repeating fiction doesn't make it true. Were that the case, superheroes would be real by now with how often their origin stories get told and retold.

My Afghan boyfriend made me like beans, chickpeas and olives which were only foods I wouldn't eat before. Also turned it into a habit to have a plate of vegetables or fruits and fresh flatbreads with every meal. We both cook, I learned to cook lots of his food by myself to cook before he comes from work, I also cook my own things for him and sometimes he cooks or we cook together

>>22044328
I do the cooking at home but my AP makes better food than me.

>>22052438
>DARVO
this again? funny how "repeating it doesnt make it true" also applies to "repeatedly stating it is false does not make it false". checkmate niggerfaggot

>>22054126
>AP
what does this mean in this context

>>22054064
That sounds cool
My finance and i are both midwesterners but we’ve been branching out into cooking other cultures foods, it’s super fun

>>22054171
You seem upset that fictional feminists fictionally bully fictional women fictionally. Your time of the month, Mary?
Get a tampon quick. Wouldn't want to bleed all over your chair.

>>22054200
>hurrrr cope DARVO even harder durrrr

>>22054204
Such big feelings for such a little lass. : )

God this place is turning into reddit. Husband this, wife that. Fucking normiefags. I hope your wife dies from anal cancer

>>22052438
>>22052079
What does it matter? You don't meet girls or have gfs so my insight can never help you.

>>22046828
an Indian?

>>22054427
>You don't meet girls or have gfs so my insight can never help you.
Yeah. Kinda hard to do with a wife. See: >>22044338/>>22044735/>>22044790

Time for my run. Didn't sleep well last night, tho : /

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>>22049484
is it summer already?

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>>22044790
These or the chicken/beef/veg ones?

>>22055550
No, I think that's a literal spice mix for marinades and not a stock cube. She uses this: https://elrefaeymarket.net/products/maggi-cubes-veg-12pcs
In a pinch, she'll use Knorr.