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>>22047795
yes. and?
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>>22047885
Everything the body needs.
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>>22047795
>Neo's cucking Morpheus
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>>22047791
God bless, is this mostly how you’re getting your calories right now?
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>combine powdered milk, rice flour, and crushed up one-a-days.

>thanks, that will be $4 per scoop please.
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>>22048144
>thought you were exaggerating
>look up the ingredient list and price
>that's actually what it is and how much it costs
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>>22048209
To be fair I bought a bottle of store brand multivitamins yesterday and it was $27 like when did that happen
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>>22047885
you're not supposed to accept it, anon.
you're supposed to fight against the machine.
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>>22047795
amen

>>22047985
yes. intended to pad with other protein, now seeing how the system operates only on it
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>>22048212
>when did that happen
the moment they realized that the "kill them with starvation" phase started.
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>>22048473
that slop IS their fight. the rest in the matrix are on reconstituted human protein from the machines
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>>22048478
>machine makes it hard to get real food
>accept it and eat dogshit slop instead of killing the machine
you're mindset is failure.
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>>22048503
>>instead of killing the machine
they were trying dude
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lean ground beef and pork with ginger and mustard and one scoop of holfood with water
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>>22048761
The dog bowl is a bit much
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>>22048761
Vegetables. Now.
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>>22048503
>machine makes it hard to get real food
>accept it and eat dogshit slop instead of killing the machine
let he who hath not eaten slop be the first to accuse another for eating slop. it is a dream. beyond physical requirements it is all slop glorified nonetheless.
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i forgot to take a picture of breakfast yesterday. it was the same as todays
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two scoops
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>>22049012
kek
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>>22049711
same vibe
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>>22049766
I mix mine with fanta
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>>22047791
You're a fucking retard, OP. You will be back to eating 3 pizzas at a time before June is out. I give you two weeks tops.

Why the fuck can't you just eat sensibly? This is the dumbest thing you've ever tried and any weight you manage to lose while you can hold out will be gained back with interest soon.
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>>22049823
oh hi chris
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>>22049902
recycling is good for the environment
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egg mcmuffin with pickles onion ketchup and hashbrown
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>>22050016
whats this anon? your teeth?
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>>22050025
yes
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wendys grilled chicken wrap
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>>22048473
modern men don't fight anymore, they're literal cattle
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lean ground beef and pork and leeks with hummus and tzatziki and one scoop of holfood with water
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>>22050016
How did the checkup go?

>>22050038
Roof Wrap!
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>>22050053
And you?
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>>22050016
I have been procrastinating a wisdom tooth removal and a root canal in an adjacent teeth for about 6 months now
It hurts when i drink water but I'm scared of the dentist so I don't wanna go yet
Maybe one day when I've built up some courage
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>>22047795
Why would they need anything else when they can just go into the machine and eat virtual food that tastes great whenever they want to.
The poor bastards without plugs don't even know what real food tastes like so they're missing out.
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>>22050635
extraction next week

>>22050958
you don't have to get a root canal can just can just get em extracted its your choice. especially if you're clear about your phobia which i have an extreme one for dentist/doctors as well. i write that and write i don't consent to going unconscious for extraction cause if i died under the gas for something that i caused due to my own negligence it'd be considered suicide sin and go to hell. also be sure to request they don't do any cleaning during the extraction while the novacane is starting to work in, cause the scrapes fallin back into your throat and shit goin numb and tryin to breath and swallow is awful. but just getting a tooth yanked out after its frozen with the new stuff? its so much better and easier than how we used to do it wild west drinking alcohol
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i don't know exactly what happened. that tooth infection above the root was suddenly really flaring up. either the lactic acid was fueling a flareup or the lack of meat or ginger/garlic or other nutrients was lessening my immune systems constant fight against it, but either way i couldn't continue the experiment and finally went to dentist. that holfood makes your brain operate on a higher level though
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Wow, should’ve been brushing your teeth retard. I’ve been using only baking soda and I have no gum inflammation or bleeding anymore compared to jewish toothpaste that’s 4-6$ a tube.
It also eats up lactic acid by neutralizing it so your teeth don’t decay, curious how regular toothpaste doesn’t prevent that.
The taste isn’t pleasant but I’m used to it and it’s better then having a bleeding gum line or sticky teeth.
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well it has all the nutrients so it must have been the meat factor the lactic acid factor or the specific potent health vegetable factor
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boiled and fried lean ground beef and pork leeks broccoli olive oil and ginger with hummus and tzatziki
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one scoop of holfood with water
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Holy fuck i have the worst indigestion ever someone please help or kill me
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>>22051148
>cause if i died under the gas for something that i caused due to my own negligence it'd be considered suicide sin and go to hell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV2GF3WdZcU

>>22051476
do you think it's the holfood
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>>22047791
can't stuff food like this into mouth
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>>22047899
well, not EVERYTHING the body needs
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>>22051118
This
>eat dystopian gruel in their seat
>immediately jack in and load custom white room fine dining program
>eat world class meals every day
>trick your brain into thinking its real

Cypher was a retard
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>>22051148
>sin
>hell

Do you also still believe in Santa Claus?

LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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two scoops of holfood with water
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>>22047795
Ever since i watched matrix ive wanted to taste it. I imagine it to be slightly sweet oatmeal like
Maybe i was born to live in ze pod and eat ze gruel
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>>22052375
>I imagine it to be slightly sweet oatmeal like
They said it was mostly protein with added vitamins/minerals so it probably tasted like licking a multivitamin. And that it was goopy like runny eggs but I'm not sure what flavor would be close to that without the egg taste. You could probably get something like collagen powder or unflavored whey and dissolve a multivitamin in it and that would be close.
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>>22051523
>do you think it's the holfood
Yeah I wonder if between that and the flare up something in it is causing an allergic reaction / histamine response
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>>22052666
it could be the added vitamins/minerals in it, sometimes my stomach gets a bit upset from the supplements i have to take. the minerals seem to cause it more often and holfood has a decent amount of iron/copper/zinc per serving.
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might be lactose intolerance. would have to try a dairy-free holfood for control test
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>>22052674
Im not the op i have indigestion from a shitload of beer and passing out right after eating a big meal. Lol. Shit was so cash.
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half a balady. hummus tzatziki
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>>22052375
And by 'ze' you mean 'the'.
That's very cute of you.
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>>22052674
I know this sounds extreme and strange to you, but have you ever even considered just eating a balanced diet?
You have been instructed how to live many times and you won't even acknowledge it as an option. Everyone can see your problems but you.
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>>22053457
if you dont eat for a day you lose half a pound. that means everyone under 300 lbs could get down to 150 if they ate every other day for a year. rework the math however you want. fatties have absolutely no self control.
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>>22053323
i thought i was the only one who used the floor as a countertop when needed.
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>>22053460
retarded, eat decently every day so you are fueled properly and healthy is the way. fastings stupid
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>>22053323
you can use your feet to hold the meat as you cut it as well
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>>22048476
>people keep getting fatter
they kinda suck at the 'starve them' problem
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>>22048503
Yea bro you're definitely """killing the machine""" by getting your food from a grocery store lmao
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>>22053645
>visible canadian product labels
>>22050223
>abysmal food hygiene

We all know what you are
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>>22047795
Techbros were a mistake and needed to be euthanized at birth
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Are you helping your body adjust to the diet of a single purpose cum dumpster?
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toasted balady spread with mayo and garlic, lean ground beef and pork fried up with onions tumeric paprika salt dill and relish on top, cheddar on top of that and broiled, ketchup and mustard to garnish
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>>22054360
Where’s “I should call her” anon?

>>22054365
Pretty nice take on a cheeseburger pizza
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>>22053576
fasting is the most effective way to lose weight. it takes forever trying to lose weight with a 200 calorie deficeit
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>>22054581
thank you for the compliment

>>22054587
doesnt mean its the most effective if less healthy its just faster aka cheatcode. and also with small exercise it doesnt take forever even.
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crust ripped up as the croutons
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>>22053460
OP tries that and every single time he goes running back to the worst eating ever. You'd think he'd learn but he doesn't. He just wants fast results. Fucking complete retard for all to see.

>>22054587
You also keep it off because it's a longterm lifestyle change. OP acts like some dumb bitch who needs to fit into a bridesmaid's dress in time for a wedding. And then he gains it all back when he switches back to mayonnaise pizzas, which LOLOLOL, we can see he already has.

This same charade plays out over and over and we already know the end result.
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>>22055276
it's the weekend and i finally went to the dentist and i did a lot. cut me some slack
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extra mozzerella
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toasted balady with pizza sauce onions and mozzarella
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3 packs crumbled with franks
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>>22047791
Most cucked shit ever. I guarantee you're completely out of shape and your blood panels look awful. This product is expensive and not healthy in any definition of the word. I put these meal replacements one tier up frosted flakes and cinnamon toast cruch as a meal

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