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Anonymous Jerky
06/02/26(Tue)07:05:56
No.
22048077
It’s literally like portable steak. Steak without grilling you can devour anywhere. Showing all 43 replies.
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Anonymous
06/02/26(Tue)07:54:06
No.
22048121
>>22048077 I like jerky but Old Trapper is MILES better than Jack Link's
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Anonymous
06/02/26(Tue)08:05:51
No.
22048127
>>22048121 I like wild bills
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Anonymous
06/02/26(Tue)08:10:45
No.
22048129
>>22048077 most jerky is way too tough, dry and papery though. the best jerky is when its a little bit soft.
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Anonymous
06/02/26(Tue)10:44:00
No.
22048208
>>22048129 me and my boys jerk our beef til it’s like a cracker
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Anonymous
06/02/26(Tue)10:49:05
No.
22048210
>>22048077 This stuff was always too expensive and now it’s almost doubled in price the past few months
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Anonymous
06/02/26(Tue)13:39:36
No.
22048342
>>22048077 I love jerky but as >>22048210 said they overpriced it way too much when it is just dried meat with some spice on top, people made them at home all the time in the old world and some still do. It feels like a scam at times
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Anonymous
06/02/26(Tue)13:43:09
No.
22048347
thinly veiled attempt to get people to recommend you good jerky
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Anonymous
06/02/26(Tue)14:36:19
No.
22048383
>>22048342 Yea it’s like 16 a bag at Wally World now
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Anonymous
06/02/26(Tue)14:51:34
No.
22048398
>>22048121 I agree. The chile one is good too. 20 bucks for a bag here though. Have to poor out on sweet baby rays.
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Anonymous
06/03/26(Wed)04:40:47
No.
22049261
>like my steak rare, cold, chewy >like my jerky crisp, dry, chewy it's the same animal. maybe one day i'll put a whole steak in the dehydrator
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Anonymous
06/03/26(Wed)04:43:05
No.
22049265
>that'll be $15 for a 3oz bag
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Anonymous
06/03/26(Wed)04:46:02
No.
22049269
>>22048077 why does factory jerky all look so fake
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Anonymous
06/03/26(Wed)17:00:49
No.
22049862
>>22048077 Just make biltong. Its pretty easy. Recipes online.
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Queerkiller
06/04/26(Thu)02:44:35
No.
22050498
>>22048077 The problem is that it's survival food delicious enough and sold as a snack You want to devour it, but it's six to ten dollars for a little bag that's mostly air and you're supposed to slowly nibble a couple pieces and then put it back for another emergency
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Anonymous
06/04/26(Thu)02:52:29
No.
22050501
These prices just lmao
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Anonymous
06/04/26(Thu)02:57:59
No.
22050503
>>22048077 This stuff desiccates the body. Eating too much of it will literally mummify you, like Sokushinbutsu.
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Anonymous
06/04/26(Thu)02:59:01
No.
22050505
>>22050503 It’s all lean quality protein
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Anonymous
06/04/26(Thu)03:13:10
No.
22050516
>>22050503 why isnt anyone helping her
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Anonymous
06/04/26(Thu)03:31:08
No.
22050524
>>22048077 You have to eat it moderation. Too much salt.
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Anonymous
06/04/26(Thu)03:40:14
No.
22050527
>>22050524 I drink lots of water
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Anonymous
06/04/26(Thu)06:28:07
No.
22050657
>>22048342 >at home The ingredient list on modern store-bought ones is as long as the old testament.
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Anonymous
06/04/26(Thu)07:04:29
No.
22050696
>>22050503 >liveleak logo
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Anonymous
06/04/26(Thu)10:56:16
No.
22050832
>>22048077 It’s priced like a good steak too
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Anonymous
06/05/26(Fri)13:56:28
No.
22052616
>>22050501 just order them shits on amazon
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Anonymous
06/05/26(Fri)14:20:56
No.
22052642
>>22052616 Is that a good brand?
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Anonymous
06/05/26(Fri)14:22:00
No.
22052645
I like the Bridgford brand jerky, I don't know if it's sold everywhere, but it's made near me and is one of the better bagged jerkies I have had
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Anonymous
06/05/26(Fri)14:23:00
No.
22052646
>>22052616 I use to order their slab jerky all the time until they discontinued & replaced it with a chopped & formed patty. Friendship ended with TCS. Luckily some anon came in and recommended me a replacement.
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Anonymous
06/05/26(Fri)14:24:50
No.
22052648
>>22048077 Invite you to try pickled sausage. It's sausage you can eat anytime without refridgeration and they last for months.
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Anonymous
06/05/26(Fri)14:25:37
No.
22052651
>>22052642 they have really good smoked sausages
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Anonymous
06/05/26(Fri)14:28:15
No.
22052654
>>22048129 where are you buying your jerky? literally every widely available brand is full of nitrates and over hydrated. >>22048342 the price would almost be justified if it was real jerky. pound of beef jerky takes at least 2 pounds of raw meat. packaging costs balance out savings from scale, and they need to make some money.
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Anonymous
06/05/26(Fri)16:09:35
No.
22052733
>>22050516 She is so happy
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Anonymous
06/06/26(Sat)14:03:35
No.
22053978
>>22050503 Can someone explain the mummification fetish to me? I find it really baffling.
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)02:56:48
No.
22056069
>>22048121 Archer mango-habanero is the GOAT beef jerky.
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)02:58:26
No.
22056070
>>22050503 I actually find that advantageous, because I always have to wake up in the middle of the night with a painfully swollen bladder. If I eat a big pile of jerky before bed, I can get a full night of sleep.
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)03:18:55
No.
22056080
Steak isn't supposed to be dry.
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)03:21:05
No.
22056081
>>22048077 This doesn't even legally qualify as food in most other countries
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)03:29:15
No.
22056093
>>22048077 >It’s literally like portable steak. *faux portable steak
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)03:30:57
No.
22056094
>>22056081 Oh really like where
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)04:38:00
No.
22056131
>>22056080 I dip my jerky into sauces, usually hot or bbq
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)04:48:33
No.
22056137
>>22048077 >devour Anyone who says this when talking about food is lame and gay Jerky is way too expensive right now. I want to have a bad at home all the time but its just not worth it.
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)04:55:41
No.
22056145
>Discover Beef Thins >Basically jerky, but as thin and crispy as a potato chip >They just disappear
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)04:57:42
No.
22056147
>>22056137 >Jerky is way too expensive right now. I want to have a bad at home all the time but its just not worth it. Anyone who says this when talking about food is poor and a failure
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)05:09:04
No.
22056160
>>22056147 I could by a hundred bags of jerky, that doesn't mean it's a smart use of money. Just like how (YOU) can afford to suck off homeless hookers every night doesn't mean that it's a good use of your limited government provided income.
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