Just crush up the chips and eat them out of the bag.

>>22048803
I'm fat and I need to weigh my chips instead of gobbling them mindlessly

>>22048848
What about vegetables? You could do carrots, celery, and cauliflower with single serve hummus cups or ranch dressing. Or cherry tomatoes

>>22048788
Try eating cheetos (other easily grasped foods apply) with chopsticks. I did tater tots with chopsticks last weekend. No gunk on my game stuff.

>>22048788
I like to get trailmix and fish out just the m&m's then eat them because they their hard candy shell keeps my fingers from getting dirty

cocaine and a few jack and cokes

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hyvee dried strawberries

>>22049151
damn that's gay as shit

>>22049151
damn that's straight as shit

>>22049158
Words never uttered to you ever.

>>22048788
Great idea get your fingers and the cards all dirty marking them.

Online poker?

That's pathetic. Go sit at a real table, incel.

>>22049166
It's online goofy ahh, did you not read the part where op was 4-tabling?

>>22049164
Youre arguing on the internet faggot.

>>22049157
>nearly unprocessed glycose in fruit pulp form as eaten by prehistoric man
>oh but that's pozzed tho

mhm

>>22049170
The point of online poker is that can play 5-10x as many hands in the same amount of time for a fraction of a buy-in so that you can get the experience needed to crush boomers like you on the casino felt

>>22048848
>Fat
>Still eating crisps
Wtf is wrong with you?

>>22048896
Thanks mom.

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a tub of raisins

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>>22048788
Anyone remember GAMER GRUB?

>>22049514
One time I found maggots in my box of raisins, I think it's too risky to use as gamer fuel

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>>22048788
For me, it's girl scout cookie clones from Aldi. There are only 18 cookies in a package so you can eat it one sitting.

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>>22048788
Are they skittles? Are they m&ms?
It doesn't matter, it's your choice!
There is no real recipe

>>22049677
Thank you, Marco. What is your esteemed opinion on adding a Knorr™ Rich Beef Stockpot © to this ?

>>22049576
Because you left it unsealed. Also, clean your fucking room if flies are that big of a problem.

>>22049742
I was a kid eating a sealed box for school lunch

>>22048788
You know the poker game has $20 buy-ins when these puppies hit the felt

>>22049576
How many times have you eaten raisins in your life

>>22049700
>™
Knot is a registered trademark, dipshit.

>>22049892
That's why she put the trademark symbol? Dumbass

>>22049904
She?

You again. Stop.

>>22049892
Wanna tell everyone why the word 'knot' was what autocorrect chose?

>>22049904
®
Try again, fuckwit.

>>22049908
? This board is feminine in nature I don't think there's anything wrong with assuming female as the default here. Check your male privilege unironically

>>22049913
If you have a trademark, it's registered. It's implied by the "tm"

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>>22049917
I’m guessing you’re a ‘visual learner’ so have an image to help you.
If you need more help ask your caret or whoever solves the captchas for you.

>>22049917
That signifies >>22049917
an unregistered trademark.

>>22049924
Why wouldn't you register the trademark?

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>>22049532

>>22049927
have u ever had a critical thought in ur whole life?

>>22049927
Mate, you’re not very bright.
>>22049923
Welcome to Summer I guess.

>>22049887
Probably a hundred times I dunno
>>22049931
This is exactly why I need the grub

>>22049950
>probably a hundred times
>"one time I found maggots"
>"one time"
>out of a hundred
>too risky
>1% is too risky

>>22049892
>Knot
That may be so, but Knorr™ - use whatever symbol you like, really it's your choice
t.Marco

>>22049914
Explains why no one can fucking cook

combos, slim jims, air heads.

>>22050019
Yeah dude a 1% chance of eating maggots is too high

>>22049191
those are processed to hell. they add sugar and perservatives amonst other things

>>22049931
the second panel is how I eat chips

>>22048788
pickled eggs

>>22049151
do not listen to them anon, this is so fucking good

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>gotta get in shape for a big wedding
>no problem my portions are under control, exercising, was very slowly losing some weight
>suddenly im hungry all the time
>eating 4 or more times a day, sometimes inc snacking
>rediscover how fucking delicious ben & jerry's is after years of not eating it
>1 tub is over eight thousand calories
>its my nighttime snack
>the tubs no longer satisfy
I'm not going to fit into my outfit I can feel it

>>22054447
Very effeminate. Is there a chance that someone can smack the estrogen out of you?

>>22048788
coffee
>>22054447
just go lift weights and eat keto for a few months, it's literally easy mode for men to lose wight

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>>22054492
>effeminate
YOU TAKE THAT BACK