Be real now, how gay are you?

I am sensing car keys...

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>>22049805
Living a blessed life, so pretty happy, I must say.

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>>22049805

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The pâte sablée tart shell

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The salted butter caramel crémeux

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The salted butter caramel crème pâtissière

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The caramel glazed choux filled with salted butter caramel crème pâtissière

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The whipped cream

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The cross section

>>22049852
whats with the black specks?

>>22049852
Truly astounding as always, tartfag. Thank you for gracing this gutterboard with your presence.

>>22049852
describe the flavor and texture
great shots, they're cookbook/magazine worthy

>>22050248
Probably vanilla

>>22050248
>whats with the black specks?
>>22050329 is wrong, it's nanites.

>>22049799
Can you recommend some patisserie books?

>>22049849
I really like the topping design, how much was planned beforehand and how much was spontaneous?

>>22049811
>>22049815
you're a cheeky cunt aren't you

>>22049852
looks fantastic and the vase is a classy touch

>>22049852
I bet that was absolutely delicious

>>22049852
Yeah I would devour this. Looks awesome, tart anon

Based on the volume of desserts OP produces, I can only deduce that he’s a very fat fuck.

>>22049852
wow

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>>22050248
Vanilla. One bean in the crème pâtissière, half in the whipped cream.

>>22050257
Thanks for the kind words mon ami.

>>22050308
Crispy tart shell, heavy salted butter caramel crémeux, lighter salted butter caramel crème pâtissière, peak lightness lightly vanilla scented whipped cream, almost cloud like.
Absolute fookin' banger.

>>22050565
Pâtisserie, l'ultime référence from Christophe Felder is really good

>>22050966
It's a saint-honoré revisited, so the design is not so much spontaneous.

>>22050969
:)
Merci mon ami.

>>22050972
Safe bet, it was absolutely delicious.

>>22050975
Thanks bro, i kept a slice just for you.

>>22051043
Nutrition is not some obscure science. It's actually very simple.

>>22051505
Wowsers!!

>>22052629
>Nutrition is not some obscure science. It's actually very simple.
i agree. dessert = you fat

I think OP is confused. We don’t actually cook food here

>>22049852
fuckin great.

>>22052753
Thanks bro.

>>22052682
Are you one of those people who thinks sugar is the devil and you only drink apple cider vinegar

>>22049799
Looks good

>>22050248
mind-altering dust commonly referred to as the spice

>>22049799
Looks like shit

>>22049799
Saint Whore?

>>22055685
but enough about your mother