Isn't it just teriyaki chicken?

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>>22051280


hawaiian Food sucks


What did you expect?

>>22051280
hipster tax paid again

>>22051286
Don't they have fish?

>>22051311
Hawaiian food doesn't even exist. It's fusion cuisine all the way down. Orange chicken is Hawaiian food.

>>22051280
What did they put in it/taste like?

>>22051286
>reddit spacing
>using AI to validate themselves
Please stop breathing. Death to clankers.

>>22051337


I’m not validating Myself lol


I’m asking the internet why hawaiian food sucks the way it does

>>22051338
because Hawaiians are ultimately poor, brown, and American

>>22051280
The problem is that they have no particularly unique preparation of meat. Ribs and teriyaki can be found elsewhere. Hamburger patties with gravy? That's a fuckin Stouffer's salisbury steak.

They could get away with the "two scoops of rice and macaroni salad" if the main dish were anything special, but it's not.

>>22051280
why did you get three sides instead of 2 meats and 2 sides

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>>22051376
is that not the standard plate lunch configuration? 1 meat dish 1 scoop mac salad 2 scoops rice. although it's usually white rice

>>22051377
there are two meats in your picrel

>>22051376
imo like 1.5-2 rice is a good amount for OP's amount of meat. He got 2, which seems fine to me

>>22051337
this

>>22051280
Thats not spam amd rice rolled up in seaweed.

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>>22051286
>>22051338

>>22051280
make your own, use wood not charcoal

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>>22051532
I only feed friendly birds

>>22051337
>clankers
Holy reddit

>>22052337
No. I refuse.

>>22051311
You would think.

>>22051346
Why dont they just go fishing?

Looks like nasty "ghost kitchen" slop

>>22051280
Why is there both pasta and rice
It looks like you're eating leftovers

>>22051280
>>22052633
Yeah it looks like something you get out of a Mexican ghost kitchen.

I'd get pollo, rice&beans, plantain,& slaw

>>22051280
Looks like $30 per plate for you haole.

There's a Hawaiian place open all night near me so I've ordered from them before.
They have goofy as fuck names for their entrees like hunk hula hoopa looka chicken fuck or maui wowie hot volcano hapukala haha firecum
It all fucking tastes the same. Shitty chicken thighs with teriyaki sauce.

>>22051387
>gee Bill, why does your mom...

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>>22051280
>plate lunch faka
I get the seafood plate lunch, regular (meat) plate lunch is bland and make you momona.

>>22051280
Isn’t it supposed to be white rice?

>>22052631
The waters don't have enough fish/etc to support the population and tourist population
And they export most of the fish because the value vs volume

>>22051280
The mac salad is always disgusting. I don't know how they manage to make it with more mayo than I had in stuff growing up in the midwest.

>>22051286
Overall yes, but I love spam

>>22051280
Should’ve gone yo Mo’Betta’s Brah

>>22051286
I love how now search engines (AI) will just confirm your most angry and bigoted opinions for you.
Makes me miss when I would drunkenly google something racist and get a bunch of thinkpieces and reddit links that essentially told me I was being an asshole who was judging something broad by a narrow set of experiences.
Now you just go "Why are the Niggers so Uppity" and it'll be like "Nigger got uppity because woke culture took hold under Obama" here's a link to a facebook post, a reddit thread in r/white_pride_worldwide and a 1955 speech from the former Governor of Mississippi.

>>22053977
it tends to be salty as fuck too for some reason

>>22053977
Midwesterners are big back
Samoans are bigger back

>>22052855
Is that rice studded with fake crab? Looks revolting.

This thread made me want to make Hawaiian food. I cut up two whole chickens for huli huli chicken and made chef John's macaroni salad.

>>22051373
Except for meat jun, perhaps. Pig roast at a luau is pretty cool, too, though