I don't eat breakfast

>>22051615
But I did eat breakfast?

>>22051615
But I did eat breakfast.
>>22051633
Why did you word it as a question?

>>22051650
I’m confused why this guy is asking me what it would be like if I didn’t eat breakfast when I did eat breakfast?

>>22051615
Shit looking eggs made by a tastelet who doesn't understand seasoning

Nice poached eggs anon. And nice fork, did you steal it from your grandma?

my breakfast was a coffee so id probably have a headache by now

>>22051615
i hate it when idiots get knife grooves all over their avocado.

ITT: knifelets seething over how much time OP saved by not using 8 different knives sharpened hourly for a 10-minute breakfast

>>22051615
I'd want to know how many people on /ck/ could answer hhis, per capita.

>>22051615
That doesn't look particularly delicious.

>>22051792
you could everything in this image with one dull paring knife what the fuck are you talking about? using a butter knife is far more likely to be knifelet behavior

>>22051615
I don't eat breakfast.

>>22051615
I would feel fine since I rarely eat breakfast. A more pertinent question is why does OP think avocado is a substitute for bacon?

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>>22051777

probably hungry, then hungrier than usual till lunch

>>22051615
theres a hair on your cheese

>>22051615
Hungry

>>22051615
it's good but
>fried eggs
>WITHOUT chorizo
unacceptable, also consider fries as well

>>22051615
what the FUCK is wrong with your fork
also
>eggs so raw i can hear them moo
nah mate i'm skipping brekky today

>>22051615
Good looking eggs, man

>>22053802
>dude what the freaking FLIP is wrong with that le fork??!?
>it's just a fork
bro is just inventing things to complain about

>>22051615
I didn't eat breakfast and I feel fine. I'm also super horny so I'm gonna call your mom in a bit.

>>22051615
I would feel hungry and I do

>>22053802
>eats hard yolks
Tasteless manchildren like yourself should die. I bet you freak out over "bLoOdY" steak too.

>>22051615
I never didn't not have no breakfast today, though

What an absolutely horrid fork.
Straight into the trash bin

>>22051615
I haven't been eating or drinking until night time recently. I feel a little bit low energy in the mid afternoon but that passes.

>>22051615
i don't eat breakfast anymore because i feel like puking in the morning because im drinking every night. i used to be big into making omelets with tons of stuff in it.

>>22051615
But, what IS breakfast?

>>22054191
Fuck you, retarded faggot. It's my favorite fork. I would crush your skull with my bare hands

>>22051615
Irritable, unable to focus or think with clarity, weak.
Houngry.

>>22051615
I would have to satisfy my hunger by imagining a rotating apple

>midwits know it's a question to test intelligence so they give a straightforward and boring answer like "hungry" because they're scared of being called unintelligent
lol

>>22054525
But I wasn't being called unintelligent so why should I be scared?

Bros I ate an entire family reunion size bag of pita chips for breakfast today and feel gross ;_;

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horny because i like feeling hungry

>>22051615
Guess its coffee till food

>>22051615
Breakfast is for losers.

>>22051615
The only fruit is avocado? Why not getting some berries? Also Parmesan is a weird choice for breakfast imo

>>22051615
I skip breakfast cause of intermittent fasting so the question doesn't make sense

>>22051615
>How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast today, /ck/?
Hungry.

>>22053895
>I didn't eat breakfast
I didn't ask if you had breakfast.

>>22051615
I never understood this meme question because I'm not a fat retard who needs breakfast

>>22055496
yeah I bet you never understood bro

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I don't need breakfast because I have prayer

>>22054273
That dude’s a dummie, it’s a very elegant fork.
hilarious you’re so aggressively defensive of it lol

wouldn't mind showing off a couple of forks but I'd need someone else to get the ball rolling

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Who even eats breakfast anymore?

>>22055605
Here's my forks. See that mismatched guy on top? I don't like him. In fact, I don't even know where he came from.

>>22051615
but I didn't have breakfast

>>22053735
No there isn't it was a crack

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>>22055619
This guy forks