>>22053748 >I think I'll have 5lbs of shredded cabbage.
I ate half a whole raw cabbage one day when I was trying to lose weight. the pain in my stomach was indescribable, i almost thought i ruptured an intestine or something. it was that bad. turns out it was just gas building up. the next 48 hours of your life are going to be one long, continuous, 48 hour fart. your ass is just going to be open for that long. strap in, good luck
>>22053846 nta but 6 lbs of lettuce is A LOT of lettuce. like, 7-9 average sized heads of lettuce. you're bound to be visibly bloated after eating that much volume unless you're already pretty fat.
>>22053756 Haha that's a funny story! Could you happen to share the video so I can share it with my friends??? Please??? Preferably with the pregnant belly part timestamped?????? PLEASE
>>22053757 You need to start small. Maybe eat 1lb of lettuce in a sitting and work your way up. The gas will be excruciating as your innards and gut microbiome adjusts but then you should be able to tolerate up to 2lbs and start the process again. By the time you hit 5lbs your intestines will be ripped (in a good way) and your gut microbiome will be the talk of the town
>>22053748 Make sure to ventilate your sleeping quarters when you sleep or you might die from methane poisoning like the heavy cabbage eating guy in the first Darwin Awards book.
>>22054709 i ate a bunch of kale stems once because I didn't want to waste them and I felt like I needed to go to the emergency room from the gas pain.