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Anonymous
06/06/26(Sat)16:23:26
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22054118
What are the homeopathic benefits of cocoa powder? Will it cure my crippling neophobia? Showing all 16 replies.
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Anonymous
06/06/26(Sat)16:26:49
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22054121
>>22054118 yes if you snort a quarter cup of cocoa powder you become immune to mental illnesses. this also works with cocaine.
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Anonymous
06/06/26(Sat)16:28:31
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22054123
>>22054121
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Anonymous
06/06/26(Sat)16:32:43
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22054130
>>22054118 It seems to make women happy
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Anonymous
06/06/26(Sat)16:35:01
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22054132
>>22054118 youll get heavy metal poisoning
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Anonymous
06/06/26(Sat)16:39:12
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22054135
for homeopathic benefits you have to dilute a grain of cocoa in hundreds of gallons of water
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Anonymous
06/06/26(Sat)17:59:13
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22054263
>>22054118 >neophobia so each second makes you lose your shit? because each second is brand new.
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Anonymous
06/06/26(Sat)18:02:11
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22054272
>>22054135 I haven't bought coffee in years I just refill the cup with water when it's almost empty
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Anonymous
06/06/26(Sat)18:42:41
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22054315
>>22054263 Nothing ever happens, each second is the same as the last
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Anonymous
06/06/26(Sat)19:07:14
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22054344
>>22054118 No, the only cure for that is having a heavyset man beat you with a belt while telling you to stop being a pussy.
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Anonymous
06/06/26(Sat)19:10:16
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22054349
>>22054118 If you mean actual homeopathy then probably nothing. Cocoa is actually pretty nutritious otherwise though, one of the best plant sources of iron, and it has a bunch of various psychoactive compounds that can be energizing and relaxing without the jitteriness that can come from coffee.
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Anonymous
06/06/26(Sat)19:10:41
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22054350
>>22054344 I don't know how a kinky evening will cure it
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Anonymous
06/06/26(Sat)19:14:01
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22054355
You should be eating at minimum one puck a day to maintain the tensile strength of the silver thread which binds your soul to the higher plane
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Anonymous
06/06/26(Sat)19:18:39
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22054356
>>22054355 this shit sucks ass. no idea why latinos love it so much. you're better off using literally any decent quality chocolate to make your hot chocolate.
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Anonymous
06/06/26(Sat)19:29:04
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22054364
>>22054356 The latin palate remains at large, an enigma
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Anonymous
06/06/26(Sat)19:41:31
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22054380
>>22054364 truly a mystery. their food is absolutely delicious (generally speaking) but their drinks taste like shit.
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Anonymous
06/06/26(Sat)19:43:45
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22054382
>>22054380 I'll unfortunately suck a tamarind jarritos dry
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