Not for children.

No.

Jared's thing (besides the children) wasn't that subway is healthy made him thin, it was that portion control is just a fool proof way to lose weight and he could use 1/2 a sandwich as portion control.

>>22054510
It's got options that are comparatively healthy, but also has options that are particularly unhealthy.
Like a six inch Tuna on whole grain with spinach, cucumber, tomato, onion, fresh bell peppers, and some mustard with a sugar free iced tea, that's great for you.
A Footlong Meatball Sub on Italian Herb and Cheese with added Bacon, a dollop of Mayo, a bag of Doritos and a large Coke, that's gonna kill you faster than a Big Mac.

>>22054518
KEK
>>22054510
No. Are you Retarded? I'll bet you think Mcdonald's is good for you too.

>>22054539
what if i just get a meat ball sub without all that gay strawman shit you dumped on it

>>22054539
Six Inch Tuna used to be my nickname.

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>>22054550
>strawman

>>22054539
>that's great for you
"Great" is relative.
If you haven't been eating enough saturated fats for several months, then the meatball sub you described would be "great" for you

>>22054527
How did he become the face of subway? Was he like so many viral celebrities before viral celebrities were a thing, and was completely manufactured?

>>22054527
You must be in marketing, trying to spin shortchanging customers on sandwich length and anemic topping allowances as portion control is hilarious.

>>22054630
I won't short change you with my length.

>>22054631
Hard to when you're only selling 2 inches.

>>22054510
Yes. It's just sandwich. Don't drink the soda or eat the chips or cookies and it's healthy.

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>>22054603
you compared a 6 inch tuna and a diet coke to a 12 inch meatball sub with a bunch of unnecessary shit on it plus chips plus a regular coke then argued that the meatball sub would kill you. your comparison was disingenuous. you dumped a man made of straw on my meatball sub and I'd like you to take it back.

>>22054617
He was "the average Joe" who without disclosing it in ads that it was just a hyperrestricted die that went from something like 7k calories to 1.5k a day. To other normies that made it look like subway is healthy. He would then talk about fitness and whatnot in speeches to combat child obesity which is a good thing, despite the fact all he did was walk. I'm fact the only reason he ate at subway because it was the closest thing to his dorm in college

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>>22054677
in the uk the government told subway that they couldn't market their bread as actual bread, because of the ridiculously high sugar content

it would be interesting to see the fat and sodium content in their meat and sauces... many of the vegetables are also brined in salt

for fucks sake, it's fast food... no it isn't healthy... maybe a bit better than mcdonalds or whatever, but it isn't something you should be eating everyday, use some common sense

>>22054688
>many of the vegetables are also brined in salt
you mean like... the pickles?

>>22054688
No. Wrong. It was Ireland and it was about greed for tax money rather than any health concerns. Subway sandwiches can be healthy.
From the BBC
>The rolls used in Subway's hot sandwiches contain too much sugar to be considered bread, according to Ireland's Supreme Court.

>Ireland's highest court made the ruling in a case about how the bread is taxed.

>An Irish franchisee of the US company had claimed it should not pay VAT on the rolls it uses in heated sandwiches.

>But the court ruled that because of the level of sugar in the rolls they cannot be taxed as bread, which is classed as a "staple product" with zero VAT.

>Under Ireland's VAT Act of 1972, ingredients in bread such as sugar and fat should not exceed 2% of the weight of flour in the dough.

>The five judges, who were considering an appeal by Bookfinders Ltd, a Subway franchisee based near Galway, concluded that in Subway sandwiches the sugar content is around 10% of the flour in the dough for both white and wholegrain rolls.

>"Subway's bread is, of course, bread," said a spokesperson for Subway.

>"We have been baking fresh bread in our stores for more than three decades and our guests return each day for sandwiches made on bread that smells as good as it tastes."

>In Irish law, bread is considered a staple food and has a zero rate of VAT. Following the ruling, the rolls are subject to tax at 13.5%.

>>22054718
>if you actually read the story of thing you find out everyone who ever told you about thing was wrong
why does this keep happening

>>22054550
>>22054684
But the issue is that my whole point was that it has healthy and unhealthy options, then I made a high calorie/low nutrition option and a medium calorie/better nutrition option.
My argument was that it has more healthy options than most fast food places but also has options that are markedly less healthy than a lot of fast food places.
>>22054613
And if you have been wandering through a desert for 2 days without water the water from the freshwater stream that's got an industrial site dumping cancer-causing chemicals into said stream is gonna save your life and probably will not even give you cancer.

>>22055415
>freshwater stream
>cancer-causing chemicals
You contradicted yourself in your sentence.
If Subway ingredients are filled with cancer causing chemicals, then that's a different discussion.

>>22055421
Plenty of the world's freshwater streams have been polluted by industrial developments.

>>22054510
OUR Farkin HERO

>>22055429
okay, then yeah cancer ridden water is "great" for you if you're going to die from dehydration. It's a fact.
Same way some monstrous meatball sub is "great" for you if you're lacking fat macros.

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>>22054510
its owned by the Doctor's Associates LLC so it must be healthy, doctors are here to keep us healthy and Fred Deluca was a doctor and his co founder was a doctor too!

>>22055475
Fatasses take it real personal when you point out their fatass habits

>>22055532
Fatasses generally aren't lacking in fat, so the scenario I've outlined would not apply

>>22054510
It's just fast food. No better or worse than a burger. Salt, sugar, refined carbs, hydroculture vegetables, optimised for shelf life, transport and profitability instead of flavour and nutrition.

You may just as well drink a pint of sugary, salty water instead.

>>22055554
>Attacked by a 60 year old
lmao what a weakling

>>22055547
>even the vegetables are bad!
Holy cope

>>22055547
>hydroculture vegetables
This is more expensive than traditionally grown vegetables, why would they do that?

>You may just as well drink a pint of sugary, salty water instead.
"You might as well drink soda instead of eat" sure is a statement.

>>22054731
Chinese whispers.