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Never Fully Dressed Edition
Welcome to /Deer/!
>What is /Deer/?
/Deer/ is a thread for fans of Alastor, the Radio Demon, from Amazon Prime’s hit series Hazbin Hotel. /Deer/ is a safe space to discuss, promote, and create content for our favorite deer man!
>Who we are…
We are deer friends from all walks of life who come together in this thread to share content related to Alastor. We are inclusive and welcome everyone who is interested in the Red Stag.
>Who are the Alasisters/Stag Sisters?
Alasisters/Stag Sisters are a collection of devoted riako yumes who make up the Cult of the Red Stag. They honor their F/O by partaking in blood and sex rituals on his behalf.
>What are the rules?
* Respect all deer friends.
* Respect our husbando.
* Ignore all bait posters.
* Stay on topic. This is a solo Alastor thread and ship art/discussion is not allowed.
* Keep it varied! A healthy thread has a number of topics.
* No ship warfare, ship material belongs on /hhg/.
* We do not kink shame, however NSFW content is not allowed. Do not force your kinks on others. Go to /trash/ for pornographic content and discussion.
* Lolisho must be SFW.
Questions? An in-depth explanation can be found here: https://pastebin.com/1NbtaKCm
>Previous threads:
>for /trash/:
https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/subject/%2Fdeer%2F/type/op/result s/thread/
>for /cm/:
https://archived.moe/cm/search/subject/%2Fdeer%2F/text/%2Fdeer%2F/
>Deer related links:
Hazbin Hotel Pilot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0
/hhg/ website: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/
Creator's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/SpindleHorse
Official website: https://www.hazbinhotel.com/
Psyanon fanfic recordings: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/psyanon-recordings/
Fanfiction from our /Deer/ residents: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/hhg_fics
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>>4024553
Someone managed to get hold of those naughty fawns!
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>>4024553
>fawn plushies
Hnnnggg... I need.
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>>4024556
Big need, they are so FAT big fawns!
>>4024554
Just have to get a treadmill a stick a string and a piece of beef and an hour later you can nab em!
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>>4024562
I'm going to snatch them...
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>>4024565
Don’t do that!
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>>4024589
You can't stop me! I'm going to feed them jambalaya and take them into the woods to search for deer.
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>>4024617
That isn’t safe for the deer, what if he eats them!
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>>4024642
It's good for him, deer are delicious and nutritious. If he eats them, he'll get big and strong.
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>>4024646
I suppose that’s good for him… I wonder when alastor would have first started hunting when he was alive?
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>>4024696
Maybe small animals like rabbits and squirrels, then he worked his way up to deer? Idk much about hunting unless it involves horses and a pack of hounds. I wonder if he ever hunted people for fun...
>>4024699
Do not!
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>>4024707
Deerpost all you like, friend.
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>>4024708
Thank you. She's going on tangents about how she justifies hitting femanons in the heads with hammers and shit. I had enough.
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>>4024709
Yeah, it's too early for that shit. Deer is much more pleasant to look at.
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>>4024712
He's always pleasant to discuss.
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>>4024716
He is rather lovely.
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>>4024720
https://x.com/citrusgummy/
I love their style, but I don't think they've drawn deer in a long while.
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>>4024722
No worries. So many good artists out there who deserve love.
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https://x.com/qin_gu__/status/2031713014353994182
Vote if you can! Super cute deer plushies.
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>>4024734
>both human forms
Yessss....
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>>4024746
I hope they make all of them so I can add to my harem of deer plushies.
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>>4024776
I hope so as well, won’t get all of them but one or two would be nice to have
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>>4024781
Having both the human designs would be nice for deercest reasons… I think the neon one is really cute though.
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>>4024788
Cabbage patch deer… also for sure would hate to see only one of them get made gotta have them kiss!
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>>4024791
Yes, yes, they must all kiss each other. It’s only natural.
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>>4024795
I like the outfit swap, human deer should be much shorter tho, he must be wearing stilts. It’s necessary for the deers to kiss, for my amusement!
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>>4024796
He's standing on his tiptoes. Just imagine, reclining like a Roman emperor or something, commanding your deer harem to kiss.
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>>4024797
That would be the life…
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>>4024891
Be gentle with him.
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>>4024895
I certainly will! Have to be gentle with him or else he will start plotting against you, overcooking your food and making faces behind your back!
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I like the idea of Alastor's revenge either being bloody and painful, or incredibly petty. I wonder how many plates of unseasoned jambalaya Charlie had to suffer through at the beginning of season 2.
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>>4024907
Alastor is a sinner of many shades, one moment he can be the sweetest thing but if you bother him enough he will certainly ensure you won’t do whatever it was he didn’t like you doing again.
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>>4024953
I feel like he could draw out the revenge over a really long time, making you suffer as much as possible. A cruel, cruel deer, it's best not to piss him off.
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>>4024955
Yeah I noticed too
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>>4024956
True! And he certainly doesn’t have anything better to do
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>>4024955
Lel
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Reminder that
>off topic posting
>racism
>NSFW posting
>political sperging
>trolling
on /cm/ are ban worthy offenses. Do not vague post. Contribute to the thread with images of solo Alastor, no females, no yaoi. We do not want /hhg/ autism here.
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Cute long haired deer.
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>>4024985
I would brush it everyday for him.
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>>4024986
I want to braid it.
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>>4024985
I love how deer's hair is long enough to pull back. He's so pretty.
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>>4024996
If he ever ties it up in the show, I will squeal.
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>>4024996
Put some ribbons in there as well, very therapeutic!
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>>4025001
Make him super cute... I'd love to sit and play with his hair for hours. I wonder if he'd let me, perhaps I could swap it for petting his ears. If you give him a choice, he has to accept one of them.
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I'm reminded why I left /hhg/
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>>4025059
Same, this is the deer bunker.
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>>4025060
So what would go down in the deer bunker? Are we having Cajun cooking every week?
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>>4025061
Of course, well... you might get tired of it after awhile. But it'll be southern cooking for most part.
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>>4025061
Hell yeah, let me fire up the fryer. Every day is mardi gras in the deer bunker.
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>>4025064
Kissing deer and tasting sweet Cajun on his lips!
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I have a soft spot for deer with a needle nose.
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>>4025065
Tasting whiskey and sticking my tongue in his mouth. :3
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>>4025069
He's hitting that bourbon. I wonder on something. Does he smoke cigs or would he smoke cigars? He lived a high life for a man of color in the 20s and 30s. So I'd say he had access to a lot of riches and wealth. A cigar is a symbol of status.
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>>4025072
Smoking a pipe also could've been up his avenue.
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>>4025072
He smokes cigarettes! We see him do so in the show. He looks very sexy doing so, I would unfortunately support the deer's bad habits.
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>>4025077
He's from the old days, they smoked cigarettes that were probably 100x better than the tar filled shit we get hit with today. He actually probably smoked straight up tobacco and paper. Probably rolled his own too.
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>>4025079
Back in the days where you didn't have to worry about having a fork's worth of microplastics in your brain. I wonder what his stance on opium was.
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>>4025082
Opium was huge, heroin too. Weed and cocaine were becoming popular (cocaine users were called 'hop heads' lol).
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I can’t decide whether I like the idea of Alastor being on drugs or not. There’s the whole loss of control thing while being high, but then we know he could be a heavy drinker based on what Mimzy says. Drugs were pretty common in jazz clubs as well. The idea of him being high though when he’s standing around the hotel in the background looking vacant is funny though.
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>>4025095
That would be so cute though. Imagine if Alastor accidentally gets into Angel’s stash or something and everyone thinks they’re going to see something crazy, but all that happens is Alastor becomes more deer. Lots of cute noises, and grazing on the plants around the hotel.
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>>4025098
Alastor eats all the weed brownies... certainly can't stop him cause he probably would start hitting you with his hooves, just have to wait till he tuckers out
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>>4025100
After hours of rampaging around the hotel being a menace with his stompy hooves, Alastor is found in a dark corner tucked up in a sleeping deer pose.
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>>4025102
I’m imagining that one video of the police officers picking up a deer and escorting it outside of someone’s house. Alastor would be much more slippery for sure, vaggie would have such a headache!
>sleeping deer pose
Speaking of I need to start getting ready to sleep…
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>>4025108
Alastor running around, skittish as a deer, dodging Vaggie as she tries to grab him and stop him from chewing up the flowers.
Have a good night, I went to bed early and ended up waking up at like half 3. Ugh. Need more time to dream of deer.
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There’s an Alastor version of the finger puppet. Oh that poor deer.
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>>4025156
Don’t worry, he likes it?
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>>4025187
He doesn't look like he likes it, he looks slightly concerned.
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>>4025188
I’m sure it’s probably nothing, it’s just a puppet after all! No voodoo nonsense about it! That’s a cute centaur deer…
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>>4025189
So what you're saying is, I can finger the deer puppet as much as I want and I won't get cursed? Everyone is into centaurs at the moment by the look of things. Can't go wrong with extra hooves.
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I've gotten in on the centaur hype train, ha. I even got Sunny's new pin in today. I feel like that one Chinese artist's work broke the brains of a lot of people.
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Also FINALLY got a binder for my deer stickers. I'm in the habit of saving the little hand drawn notes people send me as well, so it's good to finally have everything organized. I've got around 23 items on pre order/waiting to be shipped, so I'm done with merch for a while. Whew.
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>>4025193
Nice! That pin is cute. Juanmao is awesome and deserves all the love for their art.
>>4025194
So many deers... That's a lot to come, exciting. I also save all the little notes, it's so nice that people do that, I can't bear to throw them out.
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>>4025196
I'd been saving up some disposable income after paying off bills/credit card/life expenses, so I went a little nuts. It does give me something to look forward to when the post comes. My days can be grueling, so a little something in the mail always helps.
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>>4025197
That's always good. After saying I'm banned from buying merch, I ended up buying a shirt... it should get here tomorrow, but I probably won't be able to pick it up until monday since I'm working. My cards should also be delivered on monday, I'm really considering getting my mother to send them to me, all I see is people pulling SRs and it's driving me crazy. It's good to have something to look forward to.
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>>4025191
You can’t I suppose. Just don’t worry about any strange noises coming from Alastor!
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>>4025196
Very fluffy!
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>>4025214
He always makes strange noises, this can't be that bad, right?
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>>4025204
A lot of good merch, have to keep some money around for other things tho.
>>4025216
Like I’ve said before Alastor needs to bleat more.
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>>4025204
Very pretty shirt though. I'd probably wear more Hazbin stuff if I wasn't so rural, in London idgaf but out here things like that can determine how people treat you, especially being a woman in my field. It sucks. My cards still haven't shipped, so I'm trying to find a nice photocard holder that's tasteful and still fits his aesthetic.
>>4025218
Indeed!
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>>4025218
It's one of the universal truths of this world. More bleating. Someone needs to make a deer plushie that squeaks.
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>>4025222
I get that, once I graduate and have to finally get an adult job, I think I'll be more careful about what I wear and such, even if I end up staying around London. There are some cute photocard holders on etsy, they can get a bit pricey though. Once I get my cards, I'll decide which ones I want to get holders for.
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>>4025225
It is annoying because I was heavy into alt fashion when I was in uni, life has a way to make everything soulless lol. I might get that cafe shaker holder, it seems like it has the most protection for the card itself.
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>>4025269
I've been into alt fashion since I was old enough to buy my own clothes. I can't see myself ever dressing normie, toned down though for sure. If that's the card holder I'm thinking of, it's cute, and if you're planning on carrying it around it's definitely best to get something secure. I mostly want something to go with my shrine, so it would be nice to get something that goes with my standees.
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>>4025271
I don't think I'll ever be completely normie either, my grandma has been trying to get me to remove my piercings for years, but it won't happen lol. If it's the holder on Etsy then we're thinking of the same one. I would get something funny, but I want to be sure that it fits the card.
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>>4025277
I'm sure my dentist will be thrilled when I finally take out my snakebites... Yeah, with all the charms you can put inside it? It'll look good. That's a good point though, I have no idea if Hazbin cards are a standard size or not.
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>>4025278
I'll die with my tongue ring lol. It'll be fun to be the grandma no one suspects of having one. Yes that one! Though truthfully if I get it I'll probably only put Al and *maybe* Charlie in there.
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>>4025284
I'm fully committed to being a weird goth old lady when the time comes, but to get there I'm going to need a job that'll give me a good pension. That's completely fair, having all of them is a little superfluous, you do want to see the actual card after all.
>>4025330
He is cute.
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Make sure to check your ceilings for stray deer.
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>>4025359
Lovely stuff, I bet his mother made him wear it, probably cost a lot though, so I hope he appreciates it…
>>4025399
How did he end up there???
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>>4025359
>sailor suit shota
Ah, my heart. <3
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>>4025403
He was lurking in the shadows in the corner, but got stuck. Silly deer.
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>>4025449
How unfortunate… I would like to hop up and give him a little kiss if he stuck like that
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>>4025453
He's very tall, I bet it would be easy to give him a kiss if he was stuck to the ceiling.
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>>4025454
Exactly! The long deer!
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>>4025455
It might even be easier to kiss him if he was standing on the ceiling. What a considerate deer. Or perhaps he's thinking of his own back, he wouldn't have to bend down to kiss you that way.
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>>4025497
Old man deer.
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>>4025503
Old man but somehow so cute.
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>>4025552
Cute merdeer.
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>>4025566
I love merdeer, he'd be so fun to swim with (he'd try to drown me as soon as I hit the water).
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>>4025576
He would be like the mermaids in Peter Pan.
>I was only trying to drown her.
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>>4025577
Way too accurate lel, he will probably pull you out of the water an help you after he’s scared you enough, probably
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>>4025580
Probably. After all, where's the fun in only drowning you once?
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>>4025580
I feel like it might be a decent way to have a relationship with the deer, after all, he can't go very far out of the water to catch you if you anger him. You could trap him in a swimming pool and dote on him until his tries to beach himself. :3
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>>4025581
He has to keep his toys alive to keep on playing with them!
>>4025585
Imagine going fishing and catching Alastor… I’d take him home for sure, though would mermaid Alastor be affected in the change of water with the temp and all that? I’d keep talking to him for sure, maybe try getting him todo tricks, that will annoy him for sure
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>>4025605
I imagine he's used to brackish bayou water, he should adjust well to most anything without significant chlorine. Temperature would probably be an issue since he's probably used to warm waters and as such lacks body fat.
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So what I'm hearing is, it's possible to keep a merdeer in my back garden. To be fair, a heated pool is probably the closest to the temperatures he's used to over here.
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>>4025610
Only the shower...for a short time.
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I drew a fish. I'll post the uncensored in /hhg/. :0
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>>4025637
Cute fish, don't let him drown you.
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>>4025639
Thanks, best not to get in his element, otherwise you'd probably be done for.
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>>4025637
Cute fish, how I wish I could catch him in my net…
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>>4025641
I guess you could either become a mermaid and join him, or find a way to turn him into a human. Alastor as the little mermaid would be an interesting concept, I wonder what he would give his voice up for. It would have to be something pretty special.
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>>4025650
In my head I have a scene of Alastor going to visit the sea witch, who offers him legs for his voice and he just pulls out one he gnawed off early and makes a joke about pulling legs or something. I can see why you usually see him as the sea witch though, it's hard to see him without a voice. I wonder how easy it is to do a radio broadcast under the sea, maybe he would have to be the sonar demon instead.
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>>4025655
He might be a siren, using his voice to lure unsuspecting people into the waters to drown and eat them?
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>>4025673
I was thinking of how to make it fit with the Disney film... but yes, he would absolutely do that. He'd make a good siren, that's for sure. He's already irresistible.
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>>4025673
He will certainly have a hoot leading many sailors to their doom!
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>>4025792
I wish alastor would stare at me like that
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>>4025861
He does, just when you're not looking.
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>>4025866
Yay!
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>>4025882
Just don't let on that you know, he thinks he's being sneaky.
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>>4025893
What will he do if he knows, anything?
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>>4025916
He will get very flustered and embarrassed that he was found out.
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>>4026023
Can’t be having that now, but how too get closer to him without him finding out the the jig is up? Maybe see if you can do any odd jobs for him? Rub his back?
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>>4026051
Yes, I'm sure he'd appreciate all of that and gaze even more lovingly at you while you do it. As long as you don't let him know that you know he's doing that, it should be fine.
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>>4026058
Need to perfect a strategy then… what to do and when, to get as close to Alastor as possible
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Baby deer haul today, I can't wait to fill up my pin board. :3 Got a free spood sticker too.
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Oh my, so cute. That little guy never did anything wrong in his life. I uh, might have got The Offer today...
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>>4026080
Congrats! Foil or standard? Will you be framing it?
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>>4026081
The SRs only come in foil, I believe. I don't know what I'm going to do with it, I'm still a little in shock. I might have screamed a bit, it was literally the last card I pulled. The rest of my haul was alright, I got a NF Human Alastor which idk if I'll keep since I already have the 1st edition, foil Dad Mugs, two of the OC Turf Wars, foil Speaker of God, a couple of NF Vincents and some of the other rares/ultra rares I didn't get first time round. I still kind of want to get more packs though so I can try for foil Human Al or the Vox and Alastor OC Turf War.
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>>4026079
Lovely haul!
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Floofy…
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>>4026085
Good stuff! I ended up getting a slightly cheaper case for my card, but hopefully it still looks good when I clip it to my bag. I haven't allowed myself to fall into trading card autism because I think I'd go broke doing so. Not sure what I'll do with my Vincent card, since I'm not close with any TV frens. I'll probably sell it on ebay and make back half my cost plus a little extra.
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>>4026094
That's too much floof! It's going to suffocate him.
>>4026107
Nice! I'm sure it'll look awesome. I could keep my 2nd Edition Human Al for an ita bag for something, I wouldn't feel so bad if something happened to him. I tried to put a couple of my dupes up on Vinted but they deleted them for being "counterfeit". Ugh. I just find it easier than ebay, but whatever.
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>>4026114
Gotta maintain it just a little don’t want him getting too warm
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>>4026114
An ita bag would be nice! Maybe throw some button badges in as well to hold the card in place? I have more experience with ebay myself, but I might try Mercari if it's more 'seller friendly'.
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>>4026149
Deer needs to do some manscaping...
>>4026150
I have a couple of ideas, either a get a load more human Al merch, or do a kind of momento mori thing with him. I've used ebay a lot in the past, but vinted is dead quick. I'd use mercari if I didn't live in this forbidden country lel.
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>>4026154
>momento mori
I was tempted to get a coffin shaped photocard holder, or one with RIP on it, but I went with one I knew would fit the card to be on the safe side. If you can make it work it'd look beautiful I'm sure. God, I hope they open Mercari up to the UK because I use the hell out of it and having things shipped to my US address while I'm in the UK is a massive pain in the ass.
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>>4026158
That's exactly it! Since the overwhelming majority of my merch is demon Al, it would work better I think. Lots of red roses, I think, would be nice. Apparently they tried mercari in the UK and it never took off. To be fair, I never knew that did. I wonder though, since I can use my tenso address in Japan, can you order from US mercari from a Japanese address? Because that would get round my problem, even if it's a bit more expensive. There are way better deals on mercari, it's very annoying not being able to use it.
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>>4026161
Red roses and black lace with bones or something similar, definitely his aesthetic. Interesting, and honestly I only started using Mercari back in December, I hadn't heard of it until recently myself. I do wonder if you can use the Japanese site through a third party shipping app though... Tenso or White Rabbit? It might be more expensive, but stuff is so cheap on Mercari it wouldn't matter that much.
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>>4026172
Like, RIP, but we know he doesn't. Now I'm thinking of some kind of triptych or something, life, death, and rebirth. That would be cool. I'd heard of it before, but I guess I thought of it like Yahoo Japan auctions, ie a pain in the ass. It wasn't until I joined the trading card discord that I looked at it and found out I couldn't use it. I might give it a try, there are a few things on the Japanese side I want anyway.
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>>4026175
>triptych
I was thinking of doing something similar, a big drawing that takes us from his conception to his afterlife, sort of 'from the void and back into it'. But I doubt I'd post it on 4chan with /hhg/ being as retarded as it is. If you manage to make it work do share, it would definitely save me a headache.
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