Last night I had a dream that this local grocery store chain ran a commercial where it was just two boys in a bath with a man for some reason and I was talking about how hot it was in this thread and I got immediately doxxed
>>4035846 Seconding swimming. It has the lowest ratio of injury vs physical activity, can be and often is done outdoors, being a strong swimmer is a genuinely useful skill, and the boy I had the biggest crush on when I was a sho was on the swim team. Although I'd still be supportive if my sho wanted to do almost any other sports besides football (burger) or hockey. The injuries from those are just too frequent and severe.
>>4035858 I'm sorry to hear your shota is brain damaged >>4035861 The only gayest sport other than baseball is basketball and that is only because it's full of blacks
Those choosing swimming need to pay extra attention to their shos. A child that is drowning sinks in no time and without making noise, and if there's people near them,they can kick the child and make things worse. If you are at the pool or the beach with a sho never lose him from your sight.
>>4035877 There was an incident fairly recently, if I remember right in the 80s where there was a boarding school in some east coast state where they had barracks style dorms 20 boys to a room and in one of them one of the boys was being raped every night by 17 of the other 19 boys in the room. It only stopped because of bloodstains on his pants leading to a confrontation leading to one of the two other boys that wasn't participating spilling the beans, massive lawsuit happened and the school got closed.
>>4035907 Well that wasnt the kind of gay stuff I was hoping to hear about. I hope that poor boy is recovering from the trauma. 17 of them though is insane and shows how horny boys get.
>>4035913 If he's still alive then even as an adult being raped until bleeding long term is enough to traumatise a person for a very long time. Either way its still horrifying that he went through that.
Let's talk about something nice instead. What non-sport hobbies would you hope for your sho to be interested in? Personally, I'm torn between drawing and music. Although, I suppose those aren't mutually exclusive. I think it would be nice for a sho to be able to express himself through art.
>>4035918 is archery considered a sport? I know it is in some places and isn't in others. Video games would be a great and normal non sport hobby that you could do with him.
>>4035929 >is archery considered a sport? Definitely. But also a good hobby! I would assume most shos are going to play vidya. I'd just make sure to recommend good games to him instead of slop. And play with him, course. But also make sure he's doing things other than vidya too.
>>4035933 Cooking with a sho and getting to eat what you made together would be so much fun. Or imagine how cute it would be if he surprised you with a meal. And a lot of boys like to feel useful, so it would give him something to be proud about.
>>4035940 I was trying to think of a non vidya hobby and I thought of skating but that's also a sport so I thought of swimming but that's also a sport, and I landed on camping, but it'd be hard in today's culture to get someone young interested in camping I think, cooking somehow escaped me as a possibility even though it's not just my hobby it's my profession (which is probably why it escaped me as a possible hobby)
>>4035942 no stooop! No ice cream for the dragon sho, lizards don't produce lactase, they can't digest lactose, this he'll get bloated / indigestion / diarrhea or maybe even seriously damage his digestive tract, he might like the way it tastes but this is severely bad for his health!
>>4035949 wh40k tabletop if you can afford it, he can paint figurines and maybe make a living painting models if he becomes good enough at it, and it's the most autistic hobby there is, + ENDLESS number of books to read
>>4035877 i went to a co-ed boarding school, but there was a fair deal of boys caught having gay sex with each other in the dorms... even heard that some of them jerked off together and turned jerking off into a sportsfest like the olympics in which they competed in various categories such as farthest cum shot and also aiming their cum into a container
>>4035953 wierdly the cum shot stuff isnt gay. I mean I think it is and I'm gay, but I went to a normal school and there were like 3 boys in my class who were in army cadets when I was 14, and they were all very typical straight boys who had girlfriends. Anyway they talked gleefully about rooming with like 8 boys in one room and they all came on a biscuit and the last one to cum had to eat it. They thought this was gross but not gay and gleefully participated in it and mocked the boy who had to eat 8 people's cum. Somehow sucking one boy's dick until he cums is gay, but eating 8 boys' cum isnt.
>>4035974 Have you read anything about the night lords at all? Even their tame stuff? Or what the iron warriors do now to make more iron warriors, or the dark eldar? The dark eldar will turn you in to a sentient chair for all eternity just for shits and giggles and if they get bored they'll flesh sculpt you in to an organ and play music with your bones, while you're still alive because they won't let you die and if you do die they'll just resurrect you so they can do it again. It's the most insane over the top not meant to be taken seriously shit ever.
>>4035964 I'm so glad to be understood. It grosses me out beyond belief when people say stuff like, "I'll get him pregnant somehow". The inability to get pregnant is a plus, idiots! Why would you want boys to be given one of the worst and most disgusting aspects of women?
>>4036043 Not if you haven't read Made in Abyss. They're common, low grade relics called princess' bosoms or boob stones on account of their squishy texture. The artist is implying that Natt smuggled those for some perverted purpose. There are some pics floating around of various MiA boys using them sort of like fleshlights. Which probably happens in universe too. Marulk finds some in an adult male delver's room that he is cleaning with perverted implications. And Reg's new arm has a relic on it that is canonically used by some people for butt stuff.
Does anyone remember what happened to this artist? He used to draw really cute boys but then he suddenly disappeared and deleted everything. I saved most of his stuff but I know there's some art of his that's lost. I think his name was coconutmilk?
>>4036045 You said you didn't want anyone else posting him, tardo. Not that you could stop me from posting him if I felt like it, but basically what I'm trying to say is shut up.
>>4036059 I will eternally be grateful to Rumiko for creating the character that made me a shotacon. I also liked Hakudoshi. Shippo, however, is at a tier that I wasn't ready for at the time.
>>4036062 It's not really rape, I bet if you asked nicely Kabane would let you do anything to him You can even be as rough as you want since he doesn't feel pain
>>4036055 >>You said you didn't want anyone else posting him >anon is such a retard he doesn't understand joke >his love for the character is so weak that he doesn't even fight for the character You will never be able to reach me. That is why I am only one able to keep up with Nobimaru.
>>4036160 Tell him that our species was in a constant battle for survival against our own built in biological weapon of self destruction, a poison our own bodies produce that has to be extracted daily via penile stimulation or else we die, and it's only fully effective if someone else assists, self extraction only slows down the poison, it doesn't prevent it. It's up to him to help keep you alive.
>>4036203 >I hope this is censored enough for the board Cropping the wild and silly part of the image and linking to the full pic would have been safer. You still have time to delete your post tho.
>>4036228 >Error: Maximum file size allowed is 4 MB The fact that, after all these years, 4 MB is still file limit or that you can't post other types of video files except WebM, is criminal.
>>4036229 With /cm/ is specially bad because it and /c/ are the only image dump boards that still have the old 150 files limit. Even /y/ allows 300 images per thread and it has a fraction of /cm/'s activity.