>>4043216 >>4043239 >>4043241 >>4043243 Built for OHP Architected for grannies Erected for milfs Stacked for older butts Created for wrinkles Materialized for collagen eaters Slave for huge age gap Spawned for mommys Anointed for roasties Shaped for hags Toned for infertility Custom equipped, manufactured, artisan crafted, formed by nature, smithed, created and consecrated for OHP
>>4043295 Not really vintage and i never played the game but i always liked the fable cover art boy. Only in the cover art though, I've seen other pics of him where he doesn't look as appealing.
>>4043313 >>4043319 Use this addon to get the old reddit, which lets you download the files with ease: https://github.com/tom-james-watson/old-reddit-redirect Or better yet, don't use reeeddit as a source of art. Users there often upload low-res versions and rarely include the artist's links. You can use an addon like https://github.com/Brawl345/Image-Reverse-Search-WebExtension to reverse search a pic you saw on reeeddit and look for its original source.
>>4043319 I do that too, but snipping tool is usually easier, because I have it on taskbar right next to mozila icon. >>4043320 thanks, I will check them I dont use it primarily, just sometimes when I am going through google searching what it shows if I type this and that.
guys the other day I was thinking about makjing a bingo card for shotacons and calling everyone gay loser, but I don’t wanna fuck up a thread with it cause it can be repetitive and so I’d prefer for it to be opt in.
>>4043340 Both are great, but my preference is for smol. >>4043279 I have a Len figgy ordered, but it doesn't ship until August. >>4043351 >we could totally roll for shotas I got pirate Ciel. >bingo card How would that work? What sort of things would the spaces be?
>>4043279 Not lately. My most recent fig was Zidane last year, but he's not really a shota. I also have Dai from DQ: The Adventure of Dai, Hikaru from Hikaruo no Go, Ed from FMA, Boruto, and Hinata from Haikyu. Only half of them are really shota figs. There's plenty more that I would like but they are hilariously out of print and go for way to much on secondhand markets.
also it’s nothing like how actual bingo works, I think /lgbt/ will have the bingo version we use online, it’s basically just connect 5 with facts about youself.
1. never emotionally graduated primary school 2. owns more than 5 stuffies 3. is a pederest/pedophile, like that german guy 4. gainfully employed 5. obsessed over one particular shota and will consume all the manga, anime, and novelty cakes related to the shota 6. frequently crashes out at foids in the community 7. sex offender 8. doesn’t do drugs, not even caffeine 9. hands out candy on halloween, but only to shotas 10. will mod games to have nude shotas in them 11. Bs.c 12. mediterranean ancestry 13. free space
I’ll stop halfway so I don’t dox myself, since the list is basically just me, except 5.
What are some games where you play as a shota or has a prominent shota character? I already played Inazuma Eleven, Tales of Vespera and Kid Icarus. I don't care how old or recent the games are.
Fren, I just checked eBay and found this long out of production one that last time I saw one was like $1000. I literally just dunked $350 on it. Can we get married now?
I just want him to come home from school, through his school-bag on the floor, then leap into my arms! Then we'd lie together on the sofa cuddling and I'd denude his cute little head with pretty little kisses! :3
>>4043509 You can always adopt a sho. As long as you have a job you will be able to do it. Orphanages are full. And if they will ask for you to be married just pretend to be a gay couple with other anon. Alternatively, I will let you in on a secret. Shos on the street are free, and you can take them home with you.
>>4043545 Also, speaking of figs, just yesterday I was browsing a shop and I was so fucking surprised that Clevatess has one. I now need to buy it just on principle. It surprised me so much.
>>4043552 >>4043554 I used to always have long hair, but it was just out of laziness, and I didn't like going to the hairdresser. Recently though I've started cutting it myself, do Im now firmly anti-longhair.
>>4043555 So you have fallen and became a normalfag. I could go to hairdresser anytime. It is just one bus stop away. And male haircut is just 10 € or so it was last time. But it is about firm prefference. As a former twink, I need to preserve at least something. And the more parents and collegues nag me, it just streangthens my resolve. At most I'll just cut the corners.
>>4043552 I love them. Well, I love all boys. But I really love long haired shos and wish they were more common. To paraphrase Lycurgus, long hair makes a cute boy cuter and a cool boy cooler.
>>4043552 Never cared for it, love boi however. Short is more aesthetically pleasing, as are bois in general. They can do what they like, but g*rls shouldn't be allowed to appropriate it. Always disliked when cute frens of mine started to grow it out, which always seemed to just be trend chasing, and then have to see g*rls with the short hair that the boys should have had still.
>>4043555 Me cutting my own hair is one of the reasons I keep it long. I don't think I could do any sort of actual hair style myself. But I can trim long hair. >>4043563 It's been a while since I've had short hair. But I remember anything longer than a buzzcut was as or more annoying than long hair. You have to get it cut way more often to keep it from looking retarded and sweaty hair resting on your forehead is incredibly irritating. Basically every annoyance of long hair can be solved by simply tying it back. It also apparently looks better on me, since the only compliments on appearance I have ever gotten were for my long hair. I wish I'd grown it out as a sho. I could have used that confidence boost.
>>4043552 I'm going to come across as a hater but it's just my opinion and you asked for it. I don't like it that much and i think it's a very basic bitch idea that long hair = cuter. I like shortish boyish hairstyles way more, longest hair i can find appealing on a shota is shoulder length hair but it depends on the style.
>>4043570 >anything longer than a buzzcut was as or more annoying than long hair I just don't see how that's true. Long hair is such a pain in the ass in so many ways, that when i got a decent shorter hairstyle i was much more comfortable but i also looked way better and i wondered why i even bothered with long hair to begin with.
>>4043573 Shorter hair looks WAY cuter, cause you get to see that boyish curve, where the neck meets the back of the skull. I don't have any pics that can illustrate my point though. But, it's cute as fuck.
>>4043573 >>4043575 Can this world really not go a single moment without making something into a shitty culture war? Both short, midlength and long hair are cute, that is a fact.
>>4043574 Like that Ben 10 pic above your post. When he gets hot and sweaty, his sweat drenched hair will rest on his forehead. I always found that irritating, both mentally and physically. And you can't really do anything about it. You can try pushing it up and back, but it's too short to stay. But with long hair, you have enough length that it can hang to the sides to begin with (and you kind of have to so you can see). And if it is giving you trouble, you just tie it back. Although I usually leave mine down even in summer. I used to get sunburned on my neck all the time. But not anymore. It probably doesn't help that I have never once in my life gotten a haircut from another person that I thought looked good. And I have always found the experience itself miserable. So not having to do that as much or at all is a big plus. >>4043573 >idea that long hair = cuter I think it can make boys look cooler and more masculine. Like a mane. Although that tends to work better without bangs, so you don't see it much in Japanese media where they live in fear of the 5head. And Western media has an even harder long hair = girl bias. I don't even think all boys should have long hair. Variety is the spice of life. I just wish long haired shos were a normal thing instead of it being so rare that it is a defining character trait for the few who exist.
All this talk about hair and sweat made me wish I could wash a shota's hair (while also gently massaging his head and face) and brush it while he talks about how his day went.
>>4043583 Just don't live in a hot area or comb it back or to the side and you're ok, with long hair i had to untangle it constantly, use way more shampoo, tie it whenever i wanted to eat so it doesn't get in my mouth, got ruined on windy days, felt like it retained a lot of heat during hot days, etc. I just really started to hate it, to each their own but i just don't see how short hair is somehow more annoying than long hair.
>>4043587 >Just don't live in a hot area I live in the south lol. I was born in the heat, molded by it. And I don't get what you mean by not combing it to the back or side. I think my hair might just be especially low maintenance. The last time it got appreciably tangled was when I had to wrestle a goat covered in tree sap. I don't usually comb or brush my hair and have had multiple women express jealousy upon learning that, because I guess they have to and thought I must too based on how it looks. And I am eating soup right now as I type this and my hair isn't getting in my face. Wind is a nigger, though. I'll grant you that. And yeah, I do go through a lot of conditioner. But overall, I definitely think it is more comfortable. For me, at least.
>>4043614 There's a /cm/ banner ad. I assume people like that stumble on this place from seeing it. >>4043610 The latter. Their love for one another is too pure and complete to meddle with.
>>4043618 >>4043624 The board banners are displayed at random without restrictions. You can go to /hm/ and see /s/'s banner, get /cm/'s banner when you enter a /pol/ thread, or get /mlp/'s banner on any board that forbids ponies.
>>4043629 Yeah. Mods deleted /r/ in a rush a couple of weeks ago after clickbait news sites reported that the board was full of tards begging for AI porn of women they knew (this is true), something that breaks a new law against revenge porn and deepfakes and would put the site at risk of being sued. Most references to the board were removed from the rules page and sticky threads (thankfully the sticky I made doesn't mention the board and doesn't need to be remade), but the banner and some references still exist.
>>4043667 "Bois" are male whores addicted to sex that would cheat on you with anyone if it weren't because they're not even interested in forming a romantic relationship. "Boys" are the most precious beings in the world, who love you for who you are and would never attempt to break your trust or play with your feelings.
I wish I had an evil shota minion who would routinely disrespect my authority and pretend not to have a crush on the valiant heroine I send him to antagonize
>>4043686 I'm sure he will get over this momentary lapse in reason in time for our next dastardly scheme. He's even taken the initiative to follow her in disguise to learn about her weaknesses. So far he's only gone as far as finding her favorite flowers and confectionaries (for a future bribe or some poisoning scheme, I'm sure), and he's still so nervous about the subterfuge his heart races whenever he sees her, but progress is progress.
>>4043684 Kafei was an adult turned into a shota to make him a Terminian counterpart to Link, who was a shota turned into an adult in OoT. Kafei avoids meeting Anju because his wedding mask was stolen. In Terminian culture, it's verboten for the engaged to meet without their wedding masks in hand, similar to how in Western culture it's taboo for a bride to be seen by the groom in her wedding dress before the actual wedding. This was a promise he made to her, so he was dead set on keeping it. It's explicitly stated that Kafei being a child had absolutely nothing to do with him avoiding Anju, which is seen in the actual ending of their questline. Kafei returns with the mask, still a child, and embraces Anju nonetheless.
>>4043690 Not really. It's demonstrably true. "Straight" stuff only exists because it's forced on us from day one. It would not be seen at all if not for people trying to force it. Actions and ideas shape the world and that, in turn, shapes people.
>>4043702 Yeah, it's funny how he treats the shotafication as more of an inconvenience. Like being cursed by some mischevious imp is just part of life that happens from time to time.