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Silly man

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Definitely not naked Alastor

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And one more for good luck!

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Our deer has himself a snazzy new costume, pride merch is dropping on Friday.

>>4043278
I like it. He looks like a proper southern gentleman!

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>>4043283
I like how he looks so unbothered by the gay shenanigans happening around him.

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>>4043285
Doing what he does best. He definitely doesnt know what he is wearing though.

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>>4043292
>why has Charlie given me this rainbow thing to twirl around?
>ah, never mind, I’d better just stand here and look gorgeous while they act like fools

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>>4043294
With all the grey, Alastor might of thought it was a weird confederate uniform. He clearly is the best part of the piece, and he knows it.

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>>4043298
I wonder if he's comparing it to Mardi Gras.

>>4043301
he might be thinking of that. he wouldnt be a fan of all the sexual stuff thats for sure... poor deer needs to plan his own thing

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>>4043302
Pride parades in Hell have to be the most disguating degenerate things ever. Alastor probably dissociated the entire time, bless him. Either that or looking for his next victims.

>>4043278
I appreciate that there's no bait for shipfaggotry here

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>>4043322
One would think. Apparently he's looking yearningly over at Vox, or because he's on one side and Lucifer's on the other they're definitely going to get together. And purple is the colour of royalty, so even more evidence. He's also matching with Charlie, allegedly. I just... no.

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>>4043324
>Apparently he's looking yearningly over at Vox
All the shipperfag delusions piss me off, but this one especially makes me seethe. Fans of that fucking guy need to remember that he's a "fucking creep" and Alastor hates him.

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>>4043329
Usually I'd just roll my eyes and put it down to shippers being silly, but you can tell all these retards believe it. Since the standees probably clip together, you probably can make it so Alastor is staring at the Vees standee. You could probably also make him stare at Heaven, idk, Alastor x Abel is canon too, why not at this point.

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>didn't make the thread
I failed. I've been so out of it. I'm sorry frens.

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>>4043378
Don't worry about it. Are you feeling any better?

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>>4043382
No, it's moved to my chest, so I'm taking a break from most everything to rest.

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>>4043384
Ah, that sucks. Hopefully it clears up soon.

>>4043278
Am I the only one that feels the outfits this year are such a downgrade from the previous pride merch.

>>4043324
I saw someone claiming that it’s homophobic to say that Charlie and Al are matching in the pride art because it breaks up a lesbian relationship. Checked their profile and they fucking reposted a lot of staticbelle art. They were a Lucifer stan who shipped radioapple so I’m guessing they just hated seeing Al shipped with anyone else.

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>>4043393
A bunch of people on twitter think the same. I'm kind of eh about it because the pride outfits aren't my favourite anyway. Someone said though the stripes on the legs make them look like Addidas tracksuits, which made me lol.

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>>4043393
Nope, I've seen that opinion a lot. I feel like the outfits are going to get worse with every season.

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>>4043395
>>4043396
Oh lmao, how did 4chan allow this?

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>>4043394
I saw RA, RS, and Charlastor shippers say to some degree that Alastor matches their character of choice. I think there's a bit of panic going around about Chaggie based on what Erika has said in recent interviews. Everyone in this fandom needs to realise that what's said in interviews is usually out of context, so getting het up about it is silly, and that merch signifies literally nothing.
>>4043397
Idk, obviously deer so handsome we need to see him twice.

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>>4043387
Hopefully.
>>4043397
His aura is just that strong.

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>>4043394
>Checked their profile and they fucking reposted a lot of staticbelle art. They were a Lucifer stan who shipped radioapple so I’m guessing they just hated seeing Al shipped with anyone else
At this point I want total Vox and Lucifer fan death. Keep fans of both these fuckers away from the deer.

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>9600 yen to release my deers from tenso's grasp
Good deer morning to me I guess.

>>4043324
>>4043329
>>4043334
I actually think there is a chance Alastor may be looking at Vox but in a smug “lolol u lost” shit eating grin way not anything romantic. The reason being that Husk is looking forlorn in the same direction which might signal Angel on the Vees float which connects to the right. Also Cherri is yelling at the float on the left so many people think Heaven connects to the left. Either way there is nothing romantic or shippy in it he’s just doing his usual cheeky shit.

>>4043483
>Either way there is nothing romantic or shippy in it
Shippers are going to take it that way and never shut up about it.

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>>4043483
If he's even marginally looking in the direction of Vox, they'll take it as proof that Alastor wants him and be insufferable about it. I hope Vox is kept as a head and firmly ensconced in Valentino's lap. It's not so much the shipbaiting itself, but the way everyone goes insane over it despite being told over and over again it means nothing.

>>4043484
>>4043486
They’ll wake up when season 3 airs or go crazy like zutaras and dramiones did and turn into schizos. Either way it’s better to block those types and ignore their existence. No matter how annoying they are sm is hard canon like chaggie so they either will have to accept it and stick to fanon or move on.

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>>4043491
I hope they can learn to be happy with fanon. RS has a lot of scope for AUs and there's already so much fancontent for it. I can imagine the crashouts though, they already have a massive superiority complex. I wish Twitter's blocking system worked better, it's hard anyway because I do still want to engage with the ship and the art, and I have some TVfag friends who aren't retarded. It makes it kind of impossible to avoid all the bullshit though, which is why I've been interacting more with other ships recently.

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I think deer pairs well with purple

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>>4043507
It is nice. I love how fast all the artists are.

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>>4043510
I wish I was able to draw Alastor so good and so fast…

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>>4043511
I wish I could draw, I’d spend my time doodling deer. Maybe one day I’ll practice.

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What about a human deer in purple.

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>>4043520
Not too bad! Haven’t seen a lot of him! Though that might because I’m not looking…

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>>4043547
I haven’t seen much either. I’ve been trying to write rather than sitting on twitter. It’s still early though, I’m sure we’ll get plenty of all kinds of deers in purple before long.

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>>4043548
Sitting on twitter is the worst way to spend a day, but some good deer do come up. What are you writing? Deers of all colors and flavors!

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>>4043556
I was influenced to write Valastor fuck or die, so I'm doing that as my treat before I start on everything I haven't updated in a while.

>>4043558
Interesting stuff, valastor is certainly a crack ship. I wish you luck! I need to write my Egypt deer fic

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>>4043565
Haha yeah, they're pretty funny. Val is going to show him a good time though. And yes, you do. Egypt deer fic is going to be so good.

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>>4043571
Got to get to work on the next part. Been slacking

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>saw a tweet mentioning Alastor has a lazy eye and that this was old canon
Is this true? I was a pilotfag, but I didn't follow lore too closely

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>>4043679
I’ve seen people claim that Viv talked about it before, but I’ve never seen proof or any hint of what she said. It could just be a case of Chinese whispers, or it was said somewhere that’s now deleted. I long for something that consolidates old lore and makes it clear what’s still canon.

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I have a question for /deer/. If someone was selling Alastor merchandise that looked cute and decent quality but they hated Al as a character and talked about how much they hated him constantly on their profile would you still buy the merch from them?

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>>4043711
If it’s something spectacular I’d get it, but if it’s something I can get similar elsewhere probably not. I’d definitely side-eye someone like that though, why are you trying to profit from a character you “hate”?

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>>4043679
No clue, would be funny though

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>>4043679
I've heard it, but I've never seen an actual tweet from Viv or anything like that. I can verify 90% of old deer lore, but this is an obscure one.
>>4043711
It would greatly depend. I'm not the biggest fan of Sqwidink, but I got their new human Al pin because it was pretty. But Sqwidink's problem is that they blast their politics rather than hating Al. If an artist was being obnoxious about how much they hated him their stuff would have to be pretty exceptional, and then I'd still have questions.

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Why do they keep chopping his ears off nooooo.

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>>4043777
They grow back…

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>>4043804
That doesn't mean you have to keep collecting them like trophies.

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>>4043805
You can plant them in the ground and more deer will grow pop out of the ground!

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>>4043809
If I chew on one will I get pregnant with fawns?

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>>4043711
No, I'm not supporting that shit.

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>>4043810
You can certainly try!

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>>4043815
Imagine if they were harvested as a fertility aid, like some weird Chinese medicine. Protect his cute fluffy ears.

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>>4043828
The Chinese would pull some bullshit like that. Lick his ears too

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>>4043844
There are a lot of animal parts in Hell. Deer parts are the best though, lick him all over.

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>>4043845
Put him in a bathtub and drink deer tea

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>>4043857
You could become a billionaire if you sold that bath water.

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>>4043861
all the money goes back into making deer happy!

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>>4043876
See, that's why the broke Alastor theory is bullshit. He has so many ways to make money. Selling his bath water, selling hoof pics, kissing/ear petting booth... All he has to do is lean into his natural charms and he's set for his entire afterlife.

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>>4043878
All Alastor has to do is realize he can make bank off his natural bits, sadly he is a prude, and old fashioned!

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>>4043883
It's about time he earnt his keep, all that meat is expensive, and that's not considering the visits to the tailor.

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>Alastor hasn't gained any new romantic orientation/ace sublabel
>when combined with other standees he's either not looking at anyone...or looking at Adam
Thank FUCK. Shippers will still make it weird, but still.

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>>4043974
Oh yeah, so much STATICSILENCE IS CANON bullshit already. The only one I was potentially worried about was Emily, because I like Radiojoy, and she seems to be the same as Baxter and just randomly queer so that's good.

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>>4043975
He's looking clear over Vox's head, lmao. These people... Not a fan of making Baxter and Emily some random flavor of queer, I'd rather her just spell it out. I'd put my money on bi for Emily if I were to make a bet.

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>>4043975
>so much STATICSILENCE IS CANON bullshit already
I'm an RS shipper and I find these people unbearable.

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>>4043977
I thought bi or pan for Emily, since she loves everyone and everything or whatever. As long as she's not a lesbian I'm free to smash her together with Alastor, which I think is unlikely now with Sera being confirmed a lesbian. The theory is that Viv hasn't directly confirmed anything for them because it's going to be important in the story, but eh, we'll find out eventually I'm sure. I wouldn't be bothered about people talking about Staticsilence if they didn't treat it is if it was actually canon. Reach all you want for your fanfics, but don't act like it's going to be in the show ffs.

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>>4043961
Freeloading deer ends today, though he does cook…
>>4043974
>>4043975
Shipping is fine but why can’t people leave people alone on if a ship is canon or not? It shouldn’t be such a big problem

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>>4043981
>it's going to be important to the story
They're giving Viv too much credit. As far as shipping I'm almost convinced that the only sane western RS fans post on /cm/, because it's astonishing how far some people take things.
>>4043985
Because the people are retarded.

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>>4043980
I wish twitter's blocking system was better, I don't want to see these shit takes I just want art.
>>4043986
I think she's hedging on Baxter because so many retards want him to be trans, but he isn't. Emily... eh, who knows. It's a rough time to be an RS fan with more than two braincells, that's for sure.

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>>4043986
Retarded, and young which makes them more retarded

Not necessarily just Al related but since we’re talking about the pride float I find it odd that they keep insisting the merch “must be canon compliant for season 3” for things like Angel Dust not being with the hotel crew but then they brought back Adam for the Heaven float. They seem very wishy washy with the statements they make about what they will and won’t do for merchandise.

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>>4043999
It’s alot of stupid shit, same amount of effort they go through making the seasons I guess.

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>>4043999
I was expecting Vox to still be a head. I guess with Adam, they could say that he technically did appear as Lute's hallucination, but it's a massive stretch since she isn't there. (and I guess Abel channeled him for like 2 seconds in Hear My Hope but again, it's framed as Lute's hallucination) But yeah... I expect them to be like that at this point, the amount of times Viv and her friends have said they make merch and put things in just for them, it was bound to end up like this.

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>>4043987
The Baxter stuff makes sense. It's similar to how she's reluctant to tell us Alastor's romantic orientation after making it clear that he has one, after he went from straight to aromantic in the pilot years. So many aromantics have attached themselves to his character that I think she's worried about upsetting them. I'm still betting on straight and attracted to Roo or Lilith, which would bring even more drama.
>>4043999
Viv is consistently inconsistent lol. Which is one of the main reasons I saw merch should never be indicative of anything becoming canon in the show.

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>>4044004
>I saw
* I Say.

That said, I'm just glad that nothing could be interpreted as RA, Lucifer's bowtie is incredibly suspicious to me though, more so than Husk's hat.

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>>4044005
A livestream with Jeremy Jordan dropped about the same time as the merch, and he confirmed that Lucifer and Alastor will sing together in the future. I haven't watched it myself, and it was inevitable that they would interact and sing together again, but RAs are happy about it. I guess it's kind of good in a way, because RSfags are being delusional about the merch and RAfags are being delusional about that, and so no one seems to be fighting over Alastor ships for once.

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>>4044006
At this point, as an RS shipper, I'd prefer RA to get more bait. These delulu "omg Alastor is in one-sided love with Vox!!" fuckers need a dose of reality. Staticsilence is literal cancer.

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>>4044007
I think they'll get that when we get closer to season 3, when we get previews and Vox is either not there or shows up for like a second, and Alastor is heavily featured with the Morningstars. I kind of liked the idea of Staticsilence at first, but the idiots soured it for me. Whatever Alastor felt for Vox in the past isn't the same as what Vox felt for him, and now he couldn't give two fucks about Vox. They deserve nothing.

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>>4044006
I would be very surprised if they didn't have another song at some point, so that checks. I'm still hoping for Alastor to have fucked Lilith or something, leading to the increased interaction. Not a fan of RadioQueen, but the fallout from both RS and RA shippers would be so delicious to watch.

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>>4044009
My agenda is to have Alastor fuck everyone so that would be good for me anyway... Imagine the RA song and it's when Lucifer finds out Alastor fucked his wife.

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>>4044010
The crash outs would be insane.

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>>4044015
I want him to do something with a woman, because all the people who keep saying
>he's gay, because just look at him!
piss me off. Hell, I'll even take Charlastor.

>>4043975
I swear to christ if Vivzie pairs Emily up with Alastor at the end I will lose my shit and go full Joker

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>>4044020
Haha, I don't think they'll end up together. Hopefully Alastor ends up without a canon relationship. There are literally no good choices that won't either cause hideous amounts of fandom backlash, or would actually make sense in the narrative as it is now.

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Alastor should be with himself I think

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>>4044033
What if every other character was replaced with a different version of Alastor.

>>4044035
if vivze pop wasnt in charge, it would be perfect....

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>>4044033
Perhaps.

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>>4044033
Well of course, Alastor is A-sexual* after all

*the A stands for Alastor

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>>4044047
the correct spelling...

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Hello, /deer/. I finally finished a chapter of something… kind of wholesome yumeslop yay. It’s sad though because Alastor barely appears, silly deer.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/79333731/chapters/228090991

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>>4044199
Good stuff! Happy to have any new content, believe me. Even better when it's yumeslop. :3

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>>4044212
I needed to get something out, I got my period and it’s messing with my general enjoyment of everything. Hopefully now everything will come a bit easier.

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>>4044214
>period
Ah, me too. Just now recovering from a cold to be thrown into hormonal hell, ha. Hopefully writing something helps channel the crummy feelings. Otherwise some deer abuse/getting abused by deer on c.ai always helps...

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>>4044221
Yes, I’m exactly the same. He really objected to sounding yesterday… I mean, fair enough, but c.ai is supposed to bend to my wishes lol.

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>>4044199
It’s still a good chapter

>Lucifer’s VA said he’s going to be in every episode this season and has the most songs
>Vox was in every episode last season and had the most songs

When is it deer’s turn?

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>>4044302
last season, sadly instead of focusing on our boy and the hotel we got focus on new slop: the show

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>>4044302
He'll probably end up being an antagonist in season 4. So he might be the focus, but at what cost?

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>>4044302
I'm baffled when I see xitteroids complain about Alastor getting "too much screentime" like what fucking show are these cunts watching? Also I miss when the series balanced things better in season 1, holy shit I'm tired of Viv/Smiles just using every subsequent season to goon to their new shitty husbandos

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>>4044308
Apologies for the aggro tone, just had to endure more opinions from Voxniggers reducing Alastor to his orbiter and it pissed me off. Not happy to see Luciniggers will do the same shit next season. I want deer to exist outside of these fuckers

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>>4044309
>>4044308
vox niggers,luci niggers and general poltical obsessed fags ruin everything. gotta endure it.

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>>4044271
Thank you. <3
>>4044302
He deserves it. I also want Alastor to have a solo song, away from every other character, so we can finally have him state his feelings and goals without having to hear things like
>you can’t ship Charlastor because in Hell’s Greatest Dad he says…
>>4044309
Yes because why did I open fucking twitter to see this one person I’m sure I blocked forever ago whining about people making Alastor passive aggressive towards Vox before the offer because he obviously loved him and would never be mean to him… ugh, I get it. I hope season 3 ruins all their headcanons forever.

>>4044354
On the topic of songs, I hope he would have more period type pieces, things that fit him more not just generic singalong nonsense

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>>4044482
I can sort of excuse that, since he tends to cut in on everyone else's songs. But it would be so good if when he finally gets his own song it's pure Dixieland jazz. I don't dare hope though.

>>4044486
we got something in the pilot, at least more old fashioned, but I feel the talent for that has gone. we can at least hope for someting. very cute human deer

>>4044482
Don’t hate me but I think Hell’s Greatest Dad is overrated because it’s the most basic electric swing beat. I enjoyed Al’s part in the finale song and his bit with Rosie in Hear our Hope way more. Overall I think Amir sounds way better in season 2 because even though I love deer when he was put against Lucifer and Vox’s VAs in s1 he sounded way more novice but now I don’t notice it.