>>153236346
if you want a shotacon thread, say it, OP. don't be subliminal about it.

>>153236346
I would pay to watch Bart play naked basketball

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>>153236526
Let's be more inclusive here

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>>153238056
Both him and Martin playing nude sports would be quite the glorious sight to behold.

>>153236346
>>153236526
all pedos must die

>>153241252
patrick star take it easy, it's just a drawing.gif

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>>153241252
As must all children one day grow old and shed their juvenile luster, only for the next generation to pick up the torch once more.

The cosmic ballet goes on...

>>153241026
my eyes would be all over Bart's body

>>153241921
lucky neighbors

>>153241921
that's wack

>>153241966
You know only gay pedophiles would jerk off to that, right? I'm not accusing you of such or anything, just making a point of that.

>>153241997
nta but there are also women pedos who says it's not a gril who gets off on /ss/?

>>153241026
The Simpsons Comics were great for a few years then just went into total off-the-wall fucking weirdness

>>153241914
His fat ass, or his huge package~?

Imagine falling over naked onto concrete, Milhouse dumb fuck.

>>153242401
His delicious fat ass.

>>153242466
or falling onto grass and having ants bite his junk

>>153241026
Remember the one where they tell the story backwards, where Lisa loses her dress and has to wear a soda cup.

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>>153242757
is that really from the show

>>153239537
Millhouse is not a meme.

>>153242796
it's Lisa's ass but it was a deleted scene they didn't actually use in the show

>>153242716
I remember the comic where the same happened with Bart in the zoo

>>153241816
Does any one want to switch seats with me?

>>153242716
>Remember the one where they tell the story backwards, where Lisa loses her dress and has to wear a soda cup.
I honestly cannot tell if you're referring to a story that was deliberately told backwards, or a Japanese doujin written in the RTL format.

>>153243126
what a shame

>>153243126
why must you turn /co/ into a house of lies?

>>153241816
>>153243348
kek
My job here is done

>>153242655
His wobbly, clapping shota twerkmeat.

>>153243249
>POV: you're Homer Simpson

>>153243249
fuuuuuuuck he's asking for it

>>153244485
In the real world Homer would be raping Bart all the time

>>153245984
He's so fucking sexy

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>>153246245
Total sex magnet...

>>153247150
Oh my god

lazy simpsons quote thread.

>>153244463
His hypnotic jiggly tush.

With how many girlfriends Bart has had, and how much he shows it, at least one of them must have liked his ass

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>>153249081
One of the biggest missed opportunities in the Simpsons is the fact that despite having a dozen girlfriends not one of them has liked Bart's ass as much as she should've. That's already roughly around the age when girls get horny (Tina Belcher is super into ass), so it'd be interesting if a plot really explored a girl being into that exhibitionist part of Bart in a way that made his trademark prank feel weirder for him. It's a shame the show is written by boomers who don't recognize the sexual quality of asses and just view them as gross (a lot of them are the ones who still make gags about girls having big butts somehow being an undesirable trait)

>>153248781
His throbbing, leaking erection.

>>153247150
Instinctive knowledge of how to suck cock...

>>153241026
But... Martin isn't Bart's age...

>>153249158
I'm surprised they haven't used Bart's big butt for an episode about a classmate (could be a one-off character) realizing he's gay for Bart and coming out of the closet.

Why did the Lisa thread get deleted but this one remains?

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>>153249570
They kind of did. When Ralph Wiggum sees Bart naked in the movie he explicitly says "I like men now". Technically Lisa's classmate and might not necessarily be about Bart's ass but close enough.

>>153249969
Yeah that was nice, and the angle of the characters do show Ralph was looking at his ass at that moment. But I wish they would have an actual episode about a boy going gay for Bart and specially for his nice butt.

I love seeing Bart naked and seeing his tiny willy!

>>153252338
he sure likes showing off his butt to adult men, does he have a fetish?

>>153252917
nah this isn't it.

>>153239537
this one is so neat

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>>153242655
>His delicious fat ass.

>>153253650
That's the face Homer makes when he cums.

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>>153254535
needs an edit to change it into Lisa, no?

>>153254535
That censor bar should be bigger.

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>>153243645
It was deliberately told backwards. "Journey to the Cellar of the Kwik-E-Mart" begins with the Simpsons' car being fished out of a lake with Chief Wiggum wondering how this happened, then each page is set a few minutes before the previous one to explain everything.

>>153255618
>sweet nectar of the elysian fields
Is that the description of what it'd taste like?

>>153256417
He's describing Bart's semen.

>>153254535
sexy slut
>>153254644
Bart > Lisa

>>153258056
He's definitely got a bigger ass.

>>153238076
I would play naked bedtop sports with Lisa

>>153259799
Bart Simpson Comics?

I remember those had some legit funny stories but the series didn't last that long

>>153247150
Never seen that video in high quality

>>153259799
If the series was realistic one Springfield resident would have raped Bart after seeing his big fat ass

>>153247150
Springfield becoming a nudist town is an episode idea that needs to be done.

>>153260379

It lasted 100 issues.

>>153261597
Which resident?

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>>153261849
It's basically the ending of one of the comics.

>>153263382
Yep. would be amazing to see animated. What's Jessica Lovejoy doing over there near moe?

>>153262147
Fuck I had no idea. I always pictured that it ended after like 20 issues and I never bothered looking it up

>>153263382
>JUPP! Das schmeckt nach SPRINGFIELD!
I remember this issue, it was when the Nazis invaded the town. What crazy hijinks it led to

Shota is gayer than sucking dick

>>153264964
Shotas are vastly superior to lolis in so many ways.