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Bump if you're reading.

Oh shit

Oh shit

4chan dying on storytime day, horrible.

Phew we're back in business.

>>153238508
>>153238501
Oh shit man.

>>153238511
just a guess for now, but it's probably a fear gas hallucination
it'd be sick as hell if the arc really did start off with a big death like this though

Absolute Cringe

>>153238523
A whole crowd is there seeing it, anon. He really is dead.
>>153238528
Already best villain.

Can the mods fucking fix the captcha, it takes forever to post

>>153238560
just assumed it was part of the hallucination, that Batman was imagining the crowd watching him kill Gordon. glad it wasn't the case though
>Already best villain.
damn right

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And that's it. If you liked this, support your LCS or whatever.

>>153238528
Well that's one way to get Scarecrow out of his narrative rut, props to him as always was fond of Crane even if he tended to suffer from being formulaic which is a problem a few Batman villains have.

>>153238441
>thank you, 6'6" tall with 200 pounds of muscle homeless man that has a frame suspiciously like that of Batman!

>>153238575
I kinda like how proper mangled Slade is

Thoughts on Harley as Robin?

>>153238584
HOLY SHIT IS THAT ACE

>>153238476
>big guy
For you.

>>153238655
Jason’s right there.

I like that she's facially deadpan but still makes Harley sort of jokes, like the Bat-Nasty thing or the line in the bane fight about not having a speech.

>the 12ft tall steroid freak failed?
>send in the mangled pedophile and his underage army

this gordon is kinda eh so i dont really care.

I get that Bruce is going through it at the moment but his pretty muted response to Waylon still felt off to me.

This version of Deathstroke seems fun.

>>153238744
He was barely involved, saw this coming. I thought Bruce's mom would die first though admittedly.

I guess this universe's Batgirl will be at odds with Batman too then.

So Slade molested them right?

>>153238593
>they took Robin
>AND NOW HE'S BIGGER

>>153238880
>I get that Bruce is going through it at the moment but his pretty muted response to Waylon still felt off to me.
to be fair, isn't that the point? this arc seems to be doing a lot of setting up Bruce as sort of losing "himself" with everything going on. even the ending of the Poison Ivy arc suggested that Bruce was going to try to be something "different" to deal with everything.

i'm sure the end of the arc will have Bruce singing kumbaya with his friends as he chooses to let them into his life more and the power of friendship unironically defeats Scarecrow somehow

>>153239168
It's a giant Mecha and I'm unsure how it will help fight crime

>>153238458
CRIME ALLEY 4 LIFE. So my guess is Bruce's friends will step up by the end of this. He certainly needs more allies with Gordon out of the picture. A fear gas induced delusion would have been the obvious move but unless this is some mass delusion event it's looking real.

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>>153239217
>and I'm unsure how it will help fight crime

>>153239300
A Mecha sure but a giant Mecha?

>>153239316
How else would you fight giant crime

>>153239316
The Absolute Universe is the Texas of the DC multiverse, everything is BIGGER.

>>153238394
Giant tube of what?!

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>>153238593
The suits in question:

>>153239471
Fair point
>>153239773
>Attack on Titan opening

>>153239773
Duke is the yellow one, Stephanie pink, Tim is green, Dick is the medic, which leaves the main mech to be Jason, am I correct?

>>153239773
>Batman installs a crowbar into his axe so he can pry off the metal from the mechas.

>>153239316
between the size of bane at the end of their fight and the batbulldozer, giant mecha seem warranted

>>153238453
Doesn't make sense.

He took Quinn as an ally but not him?

>>153239850
Bruce didn't indirectly ruin Harley's life

It took longer than I thought it would, but this issue is finally making me lose interest in Absolute Batman.

>>153239168
Its funny because the MAD at DC issue made fun of this.

>>153238431
Bad luck. But I'm glad to get the storytime anyway.

>>153239827
>Slade rigged the suits to blow in case they are ever compromised or disobedient
>Jason gets trapped in the mech and it's about to blow but Batman saves him by beating it open with a crowbar
>Jason then defects and joins the RHG

>>153238427
So he manipulated the guy in the plane to be afraid of crop threshers?

>>153238437
It's like one of those toy cars you can flip and drive on both sides

>>153239850
He doesn't give a shit about Harley

>>153239850
he cares more about his friends and, as a result, doesn't want to drag them deeper into this life

harley's already been doing this for a while, so he figured he might as well bring her along

>>153238431
seems better than yesterday

>>153238535
I almost admire the dedication to posting this every time.

>>153240059
>You see those two guys down there?
>They fucked your wife. Double teamed her. Go kill them.
Absolute scarecrow is a commentary on the psychosexual fears of being an incompetent lover cause weird cuckold fantasies and are the motivation behind hate or something

>>153238994
probably

>>153240059
I thought he was manipulating the crows into getting it to crash and where he wanted it to crash.

>>153239885
That was written by Scott Snyder, so he is at least self-aware about it

>All of the Robins are there
>They are not a power rangers team with a combining robot.
Missed opportunity.

>>153240314
It would've been too on the nose

>>153240291
No, it wasn't. You're thinking of the Absolute parody. I'm talking about the one that was previewing future DC books that actually ended up having a couple real ones on it.

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>>153240291
>>153240425
This double page spread.

>>153240393
>too on the nose
the main villain is called Jack Grimm

>>153239963
10/10 snyderslop

>>153238593
Jason has Down syndrome.

I feel like the arc name gives away the plan of the story. Not only is a scarecrow a "straw man" but its also the fallacy at work, setting up Batman to be the straw man for all of Gotham's problems through manipulation. The plot is basically going to be Scarecrow setting him up enough to ruin his life and public image.

>>153238441
Absolute Harley is literally Bruce's Carrie Kelley.
And Snyder And Muphy are working on this year's White Knight new chapter.

>>153240896
Yet it's outselling many manga series except for JJK

>>153241097
mangaslop

>>153238528
Crane's design and facial structure looks like Sinatra in a certain movie.

>>153241121
What do you like exactly?

Why is everything bigger? Is Darkseid a sizequeen?

I don't really understand why you need a 10-story tall robot to fight Batman (even if he is like 8 feet tall).

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>>153241163
I thought it was based on J. Robert Oppenheimer as a meta gag.

>>153238497
So Jack Grimm is behind Batman's origin? Probably didn't go as planned so he sent Bane to "shape" him into whatever he originally intended Batman to be. That also didn't work and now we have Project Robin. I think it makes sense that Batman and Jack haven't met yet, Snyder wants to lay the groundwork before a big payoff.

>>153241525
that too, which is also related to the actor being scarecrow

>>153238549
Heh, Hill is such a slimeball.

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>>153238441

>>153241558
This might also be Scarecrow trying to break Bruce’s mind by creating fake evidence that everything in his life was orchestrated.

>>153239850

He doesn't want to fuck Waylon.

>>153238437
I had one of these remote control cars when I was a kid.

>>153238575
>even has fake nose and ears
Jesus fucking Christ. Snyder and dragotta always go 1 or 2 levels higher than they need to lmao. The bionic legs would’ve sufficed

>>153239773
I don't know why they would end the #19 like that if they are going to put the suits on the cover of #20.

>>153238441
This is a fun way to hide the Bat-Nasty. Also looks like all of Harley's gang know who Batman is with how often they have to help him strip out of the shit but I guess since he's just some guy in this universe it's not that big a deal.

>>153238593
Thanks OP.

>>153238441
>the need to shut others out. Go it alone
>two panels later, he has an entire pit crew to disassemble his vehicle

>>153238744
Eh I think the most interesting thing about this Gordon wasn't his own character but what he brought out of Batman. I was kind of looking forward to seeing what a Gordon who knows who Batman is would be like and the way their interactions kind of brought out how young this Bruce is.

>>153238994
He has to attach the dick prosthetic first.

>>153239850
Harley and her crew are already balls deep in the shit going on in Gotham and the rest. I assume that means he thinks can't make things too much worse for them by using their help. Which may end up backfiring on him depending on how deep into this shunning everyone away arc he goes.

>>153241880
Creating fake evidence that he knew would fuck with Gordon and double fuck Batman. Sounds about right. Otherwise this is some long as fuck term planning.

>>153238575
>>153238584
>>153242692
>Slade is Dick's mentor
>Joker is Jason's legal guardian
>Batman was an inside job

>>153242753
>Joker is Jason's legal guardian
No, he is Tim's

>>153242607
This is assuming Gordon is perma dead

>>153242868
People die when they are killed

>>153241493
They aren't fighting just Batman, they have to have the image of fighting other "bad guys". Grimm isn't in league with all the gangs, it's possible that we're gonna see some weird triple faction of Batman's group vs Joker's group vs Falcone etc

>>153242638
>Harley and her crew are already balls deep in the shit going on in Gotham and the rest.
How long until Bruce is balls deep in Harley?

How do people feel about the upcoming covers that were shown off? Absolute Two-Face and Penguin look fun

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>>153243288
White Knight Part 2

>>153242836
>WARDS
they all are

>>153243288
Hopefully soon. If he isn't already. Then every time he's back from patrolling he'll be deep in it.

>>153238427
Vern has his eye on you, Buck.

>>153239773
Medic mech covered in pouches, excellent.
Gun with a FUCKING round FUCKING muzzle, what the FUCK?

>>153243915
What kind of tools and gadgets are the mechs going to have in their pouches? Comically large smoke pellets?

>>153238444
>>153238453
>get kidnapped by Evilcorp and turned into a Resident Evil alligator Manster
>fight Bane twice
>fight hunger and desire to eat people
>magically get given quasi-cure that turns you from croc manster to croc man
>meet up Bruce and ask him how you can help him next
A friend like Waylon, man. That's worth more than mainline Bruce's entire fortune.

>>153238528
Most aura farming an Absolute villain has done since Bane.

>>153238465
>Jack Grimm IV
>>153238584
>Jack Grimm V
So which one is Joker supposed to be going by now?

>>153238593
Is Steph supposed to be the goth replicant from Blade Runner?

>>153244357
I wonder if it's a genuine typo

>>153244442
I think it's a typo, yes.

HO BOY

>>153238528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fJVSc2hnVw

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>>153238381
74 variant covers, but just 3 open to order, 1 incentiver and the rest are retailer exclusives.

>>153245292
So the Robin Suits are a cross between Patlabor and Genesis Climber MOSPEADA?

>>153245537
Oh my god, he's gone Super Orphan!

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The site works better now

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Main Cover
Absolute Batman #19 Cover B Ben Oliver Variant
Absolute Batman #19 Cover C Nick Dragotta Variant
Absolute Batman #19 Cover D Liam Sharp Variant
Absolute Batman #19 Cover E 1:25 Ariel Olivetti Variant

>A TRAGIC LOSS ROCKS GOTHAM CITY! As the dust settles in the city of Gotham after the loss of [redacted], Robins enter the scene ready to hunt and more than one secret will be revealed in this seminal issue.

>SCARECROW'S REIGN OF TERROR CONTINUES! Friends become enemies.

>Enemies become friends. Final forms are revealed, and Scarecrow's reign of terror threatens to upend everything.

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https://aiptcomics.com/2026/04/15/dc-absolute-batman-19-covers-designs/
>DC Comics made waves last week with the unredacted reveal of Absolute Batman #19, and today we’ve got even more looks at the story via variant covers.

>But wait, there’s more. We’ve also got a look at Nick Dragotta’s design sheet for the Robins!

>DC releases even more 'Absolute Batman' #19 covers with THAT character(s)

>Interestingly, the motorcycles appear to convert into mech suits for each of the Robin’s, save for two with much larger mechs.

>>153245779
>>153245710
Why did they stop making the logo underneath the axe head yellow?

>>153245537
Super Batman (forma de absoluto). It doesn't really fit what was going on this issue but it's a fun cover anyway.

>>153245710
I like the use of Scarecrow in a lot of these. Especially in the second row far left and third from the left with Scarecrow wielding Batman's Bat-Axe. It's got some narrative implications that I'm not sure will actually be in the run but are still interesting.

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>>153246085
Yeah, that is the best one, I also like the skullface, judas, puppet, boogeyman that scarecrow got.

>Big Time Collectable’s Dexter Soja Variant

>>153245537
>74 variant covers
Jesus, guess that's what a modern high selling comic looks like

>>153245292
This should be the dumbest shit yet here I am excited to see where this goes

>>153245710
I usually shit on variants but goddamn all those Scarecrow covers go hard. The difference between these and the Ivy ones are night and day

>>153245537
There are 81 variant covers for this issue, which makes me really not care about any of the variant covers.

>>153245292
>Dick and Jason get giant mech suits
>Time, Steph, and duke get shitty transforming bike armor
Lmao

>>153245710
Also, why are they making variant covers for this issue with Ivy on them who does not appear in the issue?

>>153245575
Feels more bubblegum crisis

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How do you feel about Absolute Twoface?

>>153247350
Neat

>absolute batman is in lego batman
Based

>>153245292
Dick, Jason, you two get giant murder mechs. The rest of you, get into you TMNT Larp suits.

Bump motherfucker BUMP
Owls let's goooo. I hope they appear in this issue.

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>>153240439

THIS IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT

>>153238613
I thought Harley was Grimm baby suit.

>>153238381
Thanks OP

>>153247569
This is by Jeff Parker, not Snyder.

>>153238427

>>153238427
this is some rube goldberg level plotting. so extremely silly.

>>153239871
Shit I lost interest in the first issue.

>>153245292
This just reaffirms my description of Absolute Batman as "What if Batman was a late 90s Image Comic?"

>>153248020
I wasn't too fond of the first arc, but it wasn't terrible. It kept getting better, but this was just tedious. The rest of the line isn't worth following just to read this one book. Thankfully, based on an interview, they said they're nearing the end of the second act. So there's not too much left.

>>153238453
>>153238444
Waylon is a true bro and Bruce does not deserve him

Ok, so the twelve fundamental particles are made of Darkseid, right? So everything is Darkseid.

>>153247455
I'm happy DC has the multimedia stuff down pat again. Movies are alright, comics are alright, the games aren't but the new Lego Batman seems cool.
I wonder if Absolute is big enough to get a Lego set or two

we back so im bumping it

>>153245710
>The DBZ Batman cover variant
Of course Batman would be the one to solve the speed problem of super saiyan grade 3

>>153238427
>>153238401
I am wondering why you would mind-control/fear gas someone into killing their friend before crashing a plane into both of them.

>>153241387
People like that don't like anything and aren't worth talking to.

>>153249689
He does it for the love of the game.
Nice Bane reference though

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Absolute Jason...
Absolute Steph...

So will slade mollest steph or will duke seduce slade
Steph is blonde like terra but duke has a yellow costume
Who knows maybe slade lost his asshole in the war and uses a prosthethic to strenghten the loyalty of duke

>>153248309
Its all normal lego but batman is a duplo figurine

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>>153246942
Shut up, motorcyle suits kick ass

>>153238880
>I get that Bruce is going through it at the moment but his pretty muted response to Waylon still felt off to me.

not just muted, but rushed.

>>153238432
cool title card

>>153251059
>>153245292
I guess they have only one wheel or else it would be too much like MOSPEADA.

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So what's the /co/nsensus on the Absolute Robins so far?

>>153245292
>Power Rangers send up
>The blue one is the leader
Funny

>>153252188
I have sexual thoughts about Absolute Steph

>>153239850
Harley isn’t his childhood friend who’s life he ruined indirectly.

>>153245292
We Bubblegum Crisis now, boys.

>>153253475
I think Ark-M were always going to go after Waylon due to his genetics, it's the rest of his friends that he fucked over by just being their friend sans Selina

>>153253547
Maybe, but Bruce certainly doesn’t see it that way

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>>153245537
OH Fuck, Broly discovered Absolute Batman.
And he is now teaming with Bat Bane

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There's definitely inspiration taken from Metal Gear for Deathstroke and Alfred.

My guess is it's a parallel to Big Boss and Ocelot. They were probably mercenaries together, but Slade was mutilated and left to die. Grimm rescued him and gave him his cybernetics, and now Slade is unwillingly in debt to him

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It's not a fake out.

>>153251081
It is pretty fast but I get it. His enemies keep escalating in power and the ways they can destroy his friends further. Bruce almost lost them once, he couldn't handle another death. With Gordon dead, he's gonna feel even more justified.

>>153252188
Steph looks amazing, and Dick is the best looking one there. I'm happy Duke got in since I know Scott wanted to do more with him. It's nice to see Jason and Todd around but I wonder what they'll add to the dynamics. Is Jason the himbo and Tim the typical nerd?
>>153253547
Selina's life still weighs on him, no? Since he helped her steal from Falcone and now she's some thief for hire.

>>153253621
Is Alfred Miller? He worked for what he thought was the truth and defected to help the "true son" of Gotham

>>153238534
How much money would cause Falcone to seethe like this?

>>153253935
But Bruce didn't get her life ruined just due to her connection to him

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>>153253722
>>153253729

>>153253722
>>153253729
So The Joker created Batman because he found out in Absolute Evil everything is preordained and has a law of "order" to it, hated that discovery, and created his own "chaos." Batman.

>>153248309
If they actually end up making that Absolute Batman Studio Trigger anime, they’ll definitely go all out with merchandising the Absolute universe

>>153254276
If I had to guess, he didn't want to turn him into Batman but had something to do with his dad dying. Maybe he wanted to steal Bruce by turning him into an orphan? Maybe Cool was a test grounds? Maybe revenge for his dad protesting in the past?

>>153248309
The paramount merger will still be a mess, but DC is absolutely has the opportunity to overtake Marvel in the public consciousness given that Disney has just gutted their staff on basically everything involving marvel.

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>>153253621

Scarecrow is Skull Face without the boots and the Deathstroke suit has a fishnet grid in the ribs just like a Taimanin outfit.

>>153254276
Anon. Snyder spoiled it in an interview that Scarecrow and Joker are just fucking with Bruce by making him think his entire life has been perfectly mapped out by them. Also everything Joker shared in Absolute Evil was information he learned a couple years earlier when Bruce would already be twenty.

>>153238381
I don't know why but I want the secret society Joker's a part of to be based off the Shriners

>>153254509
>editorial changes
>Breevort still there
It's always the good ones they keep away. It pains me to see Marvel like this since the X-Men are still my number 1 series from Claremont's era alone, and old Spiderman is magical. The only series I was pulling from them was UXM and now that's done. Was never much for the big company wars since I love to read something from almost all the publishers but it's dire. If the Paramount deal fucks up the Absolute line, I'm gonna be protesting the fuck out of the company's offices.

>>153254545
>has a fishnet grid in the ribs just like a Taimanin outfit.
Raping Slade.....

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>>153254633

So far, Bane and Scarecrow were successful at ruining Bruce's crusade one way or the other. I dread what Joker will do to him.

>>153255146
Probably blow up at least one of the Robins. Most likely it will be Jason or it could be all of them for lulz.

>>153255214

Robins as canon fodder. Makes sense. I am not going to get attached to them.

>Absolute Terry
>He is a fucking Kamen Rider

>>153253722
>>153253729
That giraffe is up to something.

>>153255558
Where's the first page?

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>>153255583
>>153255558
shit

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>>153255652

>>153239773
https://youtu.be/p_ygvX0xarw

>>153255630
>>153255558
Weaponizing his Robins like never before. Also I thought for sure the pink guy was a midget or dwarf. Felt like having a party dwarf was just the kind of weird thing this Blackmask would be up to.

>>153255666
>>153255652
Love the energy of this guy. Would genuinely like to see more of something this stupid played this straight.

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It cracks me up that Dexter just outright drew his version of Jason instead of his actual design

>>153255666
>>153255652
>>153255630
>>153255558
Heh

>>153255960
Variant artists don't actually read the books

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>>153247350
This looks better imo

>>153257241
It's nice but I love the idea of the white hiding the side of the face that's opposite the judgement. How do you feel about Absolute Penguin? I'd post him but I'm on my phone

>>153238593
Is Tim like, considerably younger than everyone else, or just a mega manlet?

>>153247350
>>153257241
He looks like something the Trigun author would come up with.

>>153247350
The fact he can grow hair is nuts

>>153257482
Probably a bit of both. If he's the same age as Steph, that's some crazy height difference dynamic.

>>153257503
We don't know, it is white hair after all. I could imagine the bane juice helping regrow it if need be, but most likely it's a wig or hair transplants.

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>>153255652
This is it. The winner of all future OPT threads. The "read it without context" moment of this year
What in the everloving fuck, this was great

>>153257526
This is Absolute, not the main universe, Bruce is already only slightly older than the oldest Robin here, the ages probably aren't the same.
To me, he looks basically how Damian looks in the main canon, and we already know he isn't showing up.

>>153257588
I know anon, I was just making a funny

>>153246975
Most of the variatn for retailer shop have plenty Ivy this and previous issue too.

>>153247350
I love his design.

>Batman, instead of losing Robins due to villains, mistrust, etc, will probably end up killing some or all of them in this continuity
Man, the Absolute universe can be a real bitch sometimes

>>153257654
Do you think it's another swapped cover? I wonder if its gonna be the wraparound for Cover C

>>153257775
I'm still upset that they swapped the Scarecrow cover. It looked a lot better than the one we got.

>>153257662
No way they're killing them off.
Except maybe Jason lol

Introducing 5 Robins at the start is so stupid. Why rush to make the series feel bloated?

>>153257918
Nah, Dick is the only Robin they would kill off. Since it would serve as development for the other Robins. They wouldn't just do the same as in the main universe and kill Jason.

>>153257918
He's probably joking about this, but I think Jason is safe.
https://twitter.com/Ssnyder1835/status/2044868535176802646

>>153241084
>White Knight new chapter.

Haven't we had enough of that piece of shit

>>153258066
Tim is the one dying
Snyder doesn't want to deal with faggotry and Absolute steph looks like fucking temari

>>153258043
I really doubt they're going to matter as characters. I think the names are just a reference more than anything. Likely to be blown up by Joker or Slade while fighting Batman and used to try and make Batman look worse in Gotham's eyes.

>>153255911
Do you mean the wizard or Absolute Condiment King?

>>153247350
He takes some cues from Guilty Gear's Venom and it's kinda fun that this Two Face is going to be much less like mainline Two Face and more an anti-hero like The Punisher.

Did they ever explain why Black Mask had squid people with him?

>>153258324
Snyder's so fun sometimes. It's funny that he's okay with people unfollowing or blocking him because he knows just how much he spoils stuff

>>153250855
Snyder could do the funniest thing...

>>153259094
I'm not too in the DC mines (I just started with Absolute) but wasn't there some comic where Bruce let The Penguin or somebody else work as some neutral party who would feed him information sometimes? I could see Absolute handle Bruce's friends in a similar way: they're gonna do what they have to do but are willing to help him if ever JK gets in the way

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>>153257466
The gun crutches are kind of ridiculous, even in this setting, but I think it does make sense for him to want some kind of protection at all times.

>>153257654
The Ivy variant covers are probably just left over variants that weren't used for the last one that were sold to shops desperate to get in on the exclusive cash grab. We're up to 86 variants now for #19 according to key collector.

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Sex with absolute steph

>>153258978
Absolute Condiment King. He's giving his all to a ridiculous premise.

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>>153259537
It sort of makes sense since his bones got turned to dust. The brace system and the way they can steady him for that tommy gun pose is pretty fun

>>153259782
Need her and Absolute Cass to stand chest to chest

>>153259886
God I really can't wait to see him light some fucker up

>>153259886
I want to see how ridiculous they'll go with him. Like is he just going to be a crippled tank dwarf firing off entire arsenals on people. Or is he going to be a crippled dwarf firing while jolting around using the momentum of his guns to move.

>>153260332
I hope he gets a dumb umbrella or gets thrusters to boost forward like some gun-toting E.Honda penguin

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>>153238584
Is Tim 7?

>>153260479
No? Probably 13-16, guessing steph, tim and duke are younger.

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Breast height?

>>153260588
I don't see how Tim could possibly be as old as Steph or Duke, he's way too small.

>>153260657
Youngest of the three, but just betting those 3 are younger, which is why they get the smaller mechs.

>>153259537
>>153259886
Snyder said his look will evolve over time. I hope he gets a bird mask

>>153260479
Grimm is...what the fuck.

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>>153260625
The internet is fast

>>153241525
It’s clearly supposed to be Mr. Whatsit

>>153260870
Nu

>>153260479
tim's straight in this universe
if he were queer, he'd have better handwriting

A thought: should Absolute Dick (yes I'm calling him that) get with Absolute Starfire in this universe instead of Babs?

>>153261215
>implying
Get ready for Absolute Bernard.

>>153238528
>HAIIIIIII~!

>>153261261
Snyder already said he aged Dick up because Babs was aged up. So I imagine they will pair off again. I'd rather see him with someone new though. Rose Wilson, Cass Cain, Zatanna, and so on. I do think Dick is going to die though. I think he will be the first to tun against Joker but then die helping Bruce and the other Robins will see it and then eventually turn as well. I don't think there will be any Absolute Titans related stuff.

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I can already tell he's going to be as great as Bane was.

>>153262682
My theory is that Scarecrow is a disposable artificial agent, something grown in a lab and sewn together. He's probably has Scarecrow clones across the planet doing errands. Might also be using the crows that follow him to see too

>>153238441
Confusingly, I found bat-nasty cringe the first time but funny the second time.

>>153262682
You mean he is going to be sacrificed for more Joker wank?

>>153261261
My pitch for Absolute Starfire lol.
>Starfire is an alien super soldier, designed in the image of their princess (Blackfire)
>Her speech patterns are because she doesn't know language yet

>>153261261
Babs because Starfire isn't a Batman character, same as the main canon.

>>153238575
>thought Slade was just gonna be Solidus
>he's also Skull Face

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>>153261261
Probably another rape for shock value

>>153238625
I think that's a French bulldog.

>>153240287
AbScarecrow is a Metal Gear villain, on god

>>153238575
On closer inspection it looks like Slade's left arm is also a prosthetic. It also looks very mechanical on the cover. Dude has been absolutely mangled to hell and back.

>>153245537
Absolute Batman in a nutshell

Absolute Scarecrow does not fuck goats. He makes love to them.

>>153248039
>"What if Batman was a late 90s Image Comic?"
THANK YOU BASED DARKSEID

>>153248255
No, Darkseid is the thirteenth fundamental particle.

Okay, how do we think Snyder will turn the Mad Hatter into a Metal Gear boss?

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>>153260811
Ozzie confirmed for betraying the others and being reconstructed as Absolute Owlman?

>>153263579
No?

>>153263579
Probably just going to get reconstructive surgery again to fix his jaw some more. Could even team up with JK if he promises a way to morph him back. Cause the problem, sell the solution

>>153263579
Damn