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>It has to be a BOY robot and GIRL robot otherwise the audience might think these machines are GAY
2008 was a wild time

>>153242424
Feminine and masculine*
Robots are technically without genders
Gays perform those roles too, so it doesn't matter

>>153242424
Not everything revolves around you faggots.

>In the Axiom, you will survive
>I don't want to survive. I want to live
Great movie

>>153242342
PLAP PLAP
GET PLANT
PLAP PLAP

If you can't recite the BNL corporate jingle from memory, you have no business being in this thread.

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>>153241707
>Back forced input
>No lube

Sexy robot egg.

>>153242424
So its true, trannies have been trying to claim this recently.

>>153241707
Justice is revenge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6n_PuM23z0

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>>153241707
Protect and serve human men.

Sorry trannies and blts, it's the rule of the universe. Have a robot, give it a smooth look or woman's voice then it's a woman. Give a robot a man's voice or make it angular, then it's a man. Even an AI with barely a shape (HAL) or no shape at all (Siri) and you just know.

>>153243269
Tard

>>153243209
I love these, got some more?

>>153241707
Floating onahole nakadashi mating press fat bastard

>/co/ is in fact gay enough to cry about the notion of robot girls
Sasuga

>>153243269
What do you call it when a robot has both curves and edges?

>>153243350
I think it’s the inverse

>>153243365
Bouba

>>153242852
Is there more to it than the "Buy 'n Laaaarge, Super Stooooooore" bit?

>>153241707
>Diretriz?

>>153243209
I love these, got some more?

>>153243391
I'll spoon feed you, anon.

Buy'n'Large, it's your super store
All you need
And so much more!
Happiness
Is what we sell
That's why
Everyone loves
BNL!

>>153242342
What does that even mean
Does Eve poop

>>153243391
See I always thought it was “we’re the superstars”

>>153243412
Not him but I think those are by Trawert or someone using his models

>>153242424
>omg a straight couple I'm going crazy!

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>>153241707
You know what you must do.

>>153242424
You're a faggot.

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Marry robots

>>153242424
U mad?

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>>153242424
*An autistic boy robot and his trigger-happy girl robot crush

>>153241707
Hold hands

>>153248597
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, NOT HIM

>>153248708
hey man, Wall-E is a bro
and besides, I was into EVE way before you were, so you're actually third in line

>>153242424
If you actually took your time and learn about Wall-e, Wall-e and Eve are both based on Adam and Eve. Why do you think she's called that?

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>>153248708
>>153249257
No need to fight
There are enough EVEs for everyone

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>>153241707

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>>153249460
...my MOTHE?

>>153242424
Everytime I think people calling this board /co/mblr is trite I come across an astoundingly faggy post like this proves me completely wrong

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>>153241707
wife

>>153242424
/co/mblr at its finest

>>153241707
>Serve the public trust
>Protect the innocent
>Uphold the law
>(insert joke about sexual use here)

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egg bot is not for sexual!

>>153252903
If not for sexual, then why buttplug shaped?

>>153253322
With that shape, once Eve goes in, she isn't coming out.

Need….EVE….Badly

>>153242424
EVE was my sexual awakening to realize I like girls actually. I was 18 years old.

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Too bad we never got another movie like this.

>>153256716
They watched hours of silent Charlie Chaplin movies to learn how to tell a story with no speaking for the first half hour of the movie.

You think modern day CalArts beanmouth idiots could even conceive of something like that?

>>153241707
I can no longer feel sympathy towards robot characters, now i only see them as propaganda for the eventual ai takeover. Yes, even optimus. Fuck robots.

>fuck robots
After you’ve married robots
Then impregnate robots
Raise families with robot wives

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>>153256716
I love EVE's design

>>153256716
She's so cute. It's easy to see why people fell in love with her.

>>153242861
FOREIGN CONTAMINANT

>>153257536
Optimus was a hypercuck

>>153256716
How is this movie still so good looking years after?

>>153252903
She literally looks like a vibrator/buttplug

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>>153256716
As an adult, Wall-E's lonesome existence in his "house" filled with all the random stuff he has found and collected just reminds me of my own living situation. Except of course there is no qt girl to whom I could showcase my autistic interests or share my life with.

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>>153258996