Why

>>153252874
wasnt production stuff of this leaked?

>>153252874
Will they make Wonka look like Michael Jackson in this?

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>>153252874
>>Willy Wonka has returned to his factory after years behind bars for the crime of turning a child into a blueberry.
Holy fuck

>>153252898
Because it’s easier to destroy something beloved, than to create something new. Also this franchise has been through the wringer so much most people don’t care to try and defend it at this point.

>>153252874
>Willy Wonka has returned to his factory after years behind bars for the crime of turning a child into a blueberry.
This pitch feels like they watched the youtube videos about how long a fictional character's sentence would be if they actually had to stand trial for their crimes

>>153252874
>Charlie Paley

Isn't the whole point of the original that Charlie Bucket gets the factory in the end because Wonka is getting old and needs a successor? So this should be Pail vs Bucket, Wonka now being an irrelevance.

Sounds like a shitty Deviantart fetish fanfic. He goes to jail? What the fuck?

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I could almost tolerate this if they go full ham and have him busted out of jail by a SWAT team of Oompa Loompas with candy guns.

Directed by Taika Watiti, made with Sony Animation

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What’s interesting is this has been long in development, I thought it was scrapped. It was supposed to be a tv show and didn’t have Sony attached to it, I don’t think.

Maybe after KPDH they greenlit more projects and did a big retooling of this.

https://www.ign.com/articles/willy-wonka-animated-movie-announced
God dammit, I was really hoping this was fake. This sounds so goddamn stupid.

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>>153253210
why is she built like that

Sounds like a shitpost

>HEY GUYS WHAT IF WE TOOK A WHIMSICAL SETTING AND INJECTED AS MUCH OF THE SHITTY REAL WORLD INTO IT AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE
I am so fucking tired of this "creative approach".

Do my eyes deceive me or is he white? Netflix turned a black character white? After they already turned him black from white in the concepts? Even though he was originally meant to be black in Dahl's initial drafts? Before the agent turned him white

Could this be a sign of a new era

WHITE PEOPLE BE CRAZY N SHIT NIGGA
JERKING THEY PECKERS TO BLUEBERRIES

>>153252874
>Inb4 the twist is "Willy" is actually a grown-up Charlie Bucket

>>153253289
That is what the original is you know
Inside the factory is whimsical but the outside world it isn’t

>>153253311
Where was he black in the concepts

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>>153253404
a few of them

>>153253428
Interesting. I’d assume this as an earlier version judging from concept art that followed the original plot closer with Charlie being a broke hood kid, while this seems to be about boomers vs zoomers

>>153253428
where’d u get these

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>>153252874
That background looks AI genned as fuck, if I'm wrong then it seems like AI's "style" is actually seeping into actual concept artists' work, God help us all. That or they're going for some meta joke, pic related.

>>153253311
>>153253428
>giving a black kid the surname "Paley"
kek.

leave the fucking franchise alone

>modern shit in Wonka story

Fucking stop. Jesus Christ. Let the franchise go. The 70s movie is perfect as is it. That it. We don’t need anymore.

Part of me delights in seeing Wonka story being disgraced and strip-mined like all the other franchises because it might cause berryfuckers a modicum of distress, but then I remember they don't actually care about the story or any of the actual source material and probably don't even know what the fucking story is about. Still, out of sheer spite I hope they rape the whole fucking demonic premise until it's unrecognizable.

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>>153253477
got leaked here a while back, i nabbed a few shots from it that looked interesting to me for art study

>>153252898
Nah, I feel like this should have been done already.

Can we stop remaking this? Just fucking do Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator if you need to do something.

>Waititi voicing Willy Wonka.

Jesus Christ no.

Will they ever include the girl whose forever stuck shitting on the toilet after eating laxatives? Thought I think that was from the second book.

>>153253364
>Inside the factory is whimsical but the outside world it isn’t
Exactly. There is a binary separation between whimsical and mundane, and that's what made it so special. Willy Wonka was essentially an overseer of a fantasy world, and all the punishments the kids endured were very Aesop-coded. The entire story becomes a fairy tale for Charlie Bucket, and at no point does the real world encroach upon the world of the factory (in the original novel, I am purposefully excluding The Great Glass Elevator because, while it's a fun book too, the line between fantasy and reality is blurred a little more). The very concept of Willy fucking Wonka being sent to prison is beyond stupid.

>>153253842
Surprising nobody you want a boldfaced villain to essentially get away with crimes. Who are you trying to fool, freak? Did you cry and shit your pants when the Wicked Witch melted?

>>153253404
The ones where they turned him into Miles and Veruca into Spider-Gwen

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>>153253132
ok you've kind of saved this

>>153253842
>The very concept of Willy fucking Wonka being sent to prison is beyond stupid.
I’m not watching this slop but it is not necessarily. The factory is locked in to be its own world but it’s not its own entity, it is still under the jurisdiction of the outside world, so if something happened in those gates going to the outside world he would be responsible, which again permanently altering a kid in a potentially deadly scenario would fall into that. And with how cunty the families are who were invited they would realistically try any shit to get him locked up instead of learning.
It’s a grim interpretation of the themes but not exactly unrealistic to the contrasts of the bitter real world vs the attempted escapist fantasy Willy makes the factory to avoid it but can only go so far

>>153252874
Wicked and Maleficent (And Shrek, to a lesser degree) ruined modern storytelling, now villains must be heroes and heroes must be desecrated.

>>153253871
Slugworth...

>Willy Wonka (Waititi) has spent the years since the Golden Ticket contest behind bars (not the chocolate kind) for the crime of turning a child into a blueberry. Having served his time, Wonka returns to his factory determined to add a little sweetness to a bitter world. But one thing stands in his way: teenager Charlie Paley (Connor) and his friends. Facing eviction, this next generation of “rotten” kids plot to break into the factory, nab a priceless Wonka Bar, and save their homes. But like many before them who enter the fantastical world of the factory, these kids are in for a bit more than they can chew...

lmao this sounds awful

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>>153252874
How will they handle, The Unknown!?

>>153254480
I'm pretty sure Hollywood pushed the "misunderstood villain" shit right as Israel started bombing civilians.
>"I don't want to be bad, goyim! Those nasty Palestinians made me do it!"
Fucking insidious.

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>>153254716
For example, Roald Dahl himself saw what they do.

>more blueberry content in current year

hope they depict violet again, given they specifically mention it

>>153254747
There's a certain twisted irony on how berryfucker's are by far the most spiritually jewish fetish subgroup, nice work Roald.

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>>153254682
Imagine they instead turn this into a horror film about a bunch of teenagers, breaking into a magical chocolate factory and slowly getting killed off one by one while looking for some kind of specialty chocolate bars with a prize ticket in them before they ship out to save their home.
Maybe have some point where one kid starts sacrificing the other kids, losing their humanity in the process, because like, their orphanage will be closed if they don't succeed or something. Either comes down to the main character having to sacrifice themself to have the last kid make it out with the prize or like, they screw over their last friend and then shortly after they learn that this was all pointless and they ultimately fail or something.

>>153252874
>a new generation of "rotten" kids
OI WILLY WANKER YOU CUNT
BETCHA LIKE HAVING KIDS INSIDE YOUR "CHOCOLATE FACTORY" DON'T YA, PEDO?

>>153252874
>making a new one when the Tim Burton version already exists

>>153254682
>Paley
>Paily
>Pail=Bucket

I'm sure someone thought they were clever there.

>>153252874
whose idea was charlie the chav

>>153254852
>hope they depict violet again, given they specifically mention it
Zero chance, blueberry inflation is an entire subgenre within inflation now, its way too well known for it to ever be repeated with a female character again. If anything they'll deliberately poke fun at the fetishists by doing a blueberry scene except it'll be on a gross middle aged white man, or even Wonka himself.

>>153255867
you fail to consider the small yet prevalent audience of middle aged white men who would absolutely enjoy that

>>153253478
>That background looks AI genned as fuck
Rent free

>>153252963
Kek it does

>>153253584
Considering the people behind Dahl's legacy have a say in all these movies I feel like they're forcing more remakes of the chocolate factory

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>>153252874
>Willy Wonka has returned to his factory after years behind bars for the crime of turning a child into a blueberry.
... Is this a sequel to the Gene Wilder movie? Didn't he state the kids would become normal in that one? In the book and the Johnny Depp one they suffered some side effects in his attempt to fix it but not in the Gene Wilder one. And why make up another story? Wasn't there a prequel a while back that also just made up a new story? The book has an actual sequel, why not just adapt that?

>>153256186
That's true, any sort of inflation scene will appeal to some demographic of fetishist, regardless of how you execute it. The original audience of berryfags who got their wires crossed specifically because it was Violet getting blown up will certainly be disappointed though.

>>153255867
They deserve far worse and more scathing ridicule if we're being honest.

>>153252874
So shrinking a kid and stretching them out with taffy, or dropping one into the incinerator was not really that much of a crime?

>>153252874
Why do they keep making adaptations of this shit? When are studios and audiences going to finally be tired of Charlie and the Chocolate factory?

>>153253210
Yeah I thought this movie was dropped too since it had been almost two years since the last couple images appeared.

>>153254682
Would that change anything? He was retiring and giving the factory to Charlie.

Someone show me the law that says you can't turn a child into a blueberry.

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>sequel to willy wonka
>wonka is white man who got arrested for le child abuse
>all the new kids are black, except one white kid, who is street smart
>also, make it look like spiderverse. We need a spiderverse willy wonka.

>>153256752
>"Who the hell is Charlie Bucket?" - Taika Watiti

>>153256752
It was all a scam to shift the blame for the vast amount of safety regulations on some dumb poor kid no one would ever miss.
Wonka realizes he fucked over 4 kids, one of them a wealthy heiress and then came up with the genius plan to sign over all rights to the poor kid at the end instead of giving him the lifetime supply of chocolate.

Charlie as the new Wonka was arrested and prosecuted while the real Willie has been living in the Virgin Islands for the last 40 years.

>>153255867
>implying Wonka getting blueberry inflated isn't also my fetish

>>153252874
.....was this revoking the rights over that crappy Tom & Jerry movie?

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>>153253132
>imagined it
Damn you anon, you made me laugh.

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>>153252874
Are they going to be in the new movie?

>>153253982
Thanks for sharing, do you have any others saved or is that all of them?

>>153252914
Yes

>>153254688
Good god what a travesty that was.

>>153252874
I'd hate a factory belching concentrated gayness too.

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what's with the wonka maxxing as of late?

>>153257179
He's a real Wonky Will.

>>153252874
Will this be a prequel to Snowpiercer?

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>>153252874
The leaked designs were real?

>>153252874
>sign contract
>ignore warnings
>don't listen to anything the factory owner tells them to do
>kids fall into machinery, eat experimental candy, and generally endanger themselves after signing a contract that swore they wouldn't do that
>somehow Wonka ends up in jail for this?
Waititi is already a painfully unfunny, obnoxious faggot, but this is just retarded.

>>153254747
For some context he signed up as a fighter pilot and when his plane went down in the desert, he got a brain injury that would ultimately be what killed him decades later. It's probably why he felt especially strongly about the conflict.

Fun fact: after he was no longer allowed to be a pilot due to his injury, he became a honeypot spy, sleeping with American women to learn secrets about their policy on WW2. He was one of the people that James Bond was based off of (and he wrote one of the screenplays)

>>153252874
They were going for "Spiderverse x Jamie Hewlett x beatle mania", guess they acheived it.

Hopefully won't be the abortion that The Twits was. At least it's a sequel.

>they will never dare adapt the Great Glass Elevator

>>153253478
That adaptation would be amazing if it was based on that disaster of an event.

>>153252874
>>Willy Wonka has returned to his factory after years behind bars for the crime of turning a child into a blueberry.
This sounds like a very funny and unique direction to go if they knew to not let it take itself seriously at all

>>Determined to add a little sweetness to a bitter world, only one thing stands in his way: teenager Charlie Paley and a new generation of "rotten" kids.
This is why I know it won't pull the concept off properly

>>153252874
You would think now would be the perfect time to do Great Glass Elevator

>>153257591
There is some mileage in having a lead superficially being one of the "bad children" this time, a cynic who believes he's a rebel gets invited in only for Wonka's inventions to reignite his childlike wonder and the actions of the other children to make him realise he was never really like them.

Going the Polar Express route rather than the Oliver Twist route.

>>153257623
Great Glass Elevator, just in case you needed any reminders that Dahl was also a horror writer. Minus land was terrifying shit as a kid.

>charlie bucket
>Charlie Paley

geddit?

>>153257496
He's not the director or writer anymore. Interesting because he was set to direct, write, and exec prod the show.

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>>153257067
She's pretty cute, though.

>>153257496
>>153257765
It's being written by the Lego Batman guy so it wouldn't suprise me if it had a similar sort of affectionate subversion.

>>153257701
The Vermicious Knids, too. I have no idea how or why, considering the Quentin Blake illustration made them look like giant chicken nuggets, but something about them was genuinely unnerving.

>>153252921

No, they'll probably make him black.

>>153253428
>
That guy in the middle of the bench is clearly voiced by Steve Agee.

>>153257837
The knids scared me so much as a kid I stopped reading right there and it took me years to go back.

I'd say "adapt the Great Glass Elevator!" but they'd be sure to fuck it up somehow

>>153256623


the girl who got dropped in the incinerator got lucky because it wasn't on, she just got covered in trash

presumably the taffy kid made millions playing basketball

>>153257547
>they will never dare adapt the Great Glass Elevator
on account of rights, i don't think they can.

>>153257623
>>153257701
>>153258117
Dahl estate's probably still blocking it, even though you'd think they'd be willing to sell it out now that they're willing to censor the books.

>>153253982
This one seems from the current incarnation of the movie, the factory design and Charlie look the exact same.

>>153257807
This makes a small difference

>>153258318
Netflix bought the whole thing.

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These all seem to be from the current movie.

I hope Violet is 18+ so I just jerk off to her without feeling like a pedophile

>>153253132
So like, the scene from Santa Clause where commando elves break Santa out?

>>153252874
>>153258599
i have never seen any 3d model that looks less like a quentin blake drawing. they didn't try at all.

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>>153258736
She's black.

>>153257441
No, charlie was black in those.

>>153258783
probably a reference to the musical, she's black in that

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>>153258773
They just said they want it to look like Spider-verse.
>>153258784
There was a later leak that is pretty much just the current movie, exact same Charlie model.

>>153258736
Since when did being pedo ever bother or hinder wonkatards

>>153256623
>>153258290
Kid being turned into a blueberry does seem like the worst bodyhorror punishment for a kid that wasn't really that bad. Chewing gum a lot is not really the same level of sin as being a spoiled little rich shit.

You can tell they meant for Charlie to be black but decided against it because they don't need any more backlash after the changes to the story.

>it's another "anti-woke discovers adaptation and satire" episode
you lot lived through the depp movie without bawling your eyes out, you can live through this one

>>153258837
Veruca was by far the worst kid and she got off pretty lightly compared to the body horror of Mike and Violet.

>>153258813
There's a mood board or whatever it's called that basically sums up all their art influences.

>>153255867
I don't know, Spirit Halloween routinely sells plushies of berry girl.

>>153252874
I want to get rabies and eat this post

Fuck you

>basically Poppy Playtime but Wonka
This is a very smart play

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>>153258922
So giant blueberry monsters and little feral oompa loompas chasing after the kids?

>>153258599
>fun

Where is that fucking screenshot where someone says fun is just a buzzword

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>>153252963
>The collateral damage of media literacy

Jesus fuck

>fun, contemporary and edgy
How edgy?

>>153258970
Slugworth will look just like Trump!!!!

>>153258862
I sperged at that movie too you just weren't born yet and didnt see it. Please crawl back up your mother's cunt while you have the chance.

>>153253478
Yeah, it's called Soft Chumbox, brought to you by India.

>>153258970
Itll have urban youths and hiphop

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>>153252874
Wonka should've just turned them into candy.

>wigger charlie

>>153259019
It's chav mate. Ned if you're Scottish

>>153253519
Prison didn't exist in the original Wonka tale?

>>153258736
Fag
>>153258822
Shut up

>>153253263
Someone on the team saw the 05 film.

>>153253519
>The 70s movie is perfect as is it.


Charlie's mom's song sucked ass

>>153252874
Fuck netflix.

I do not need nor want "wonkaverse".

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>>153258951
It could work

>>153258970
Charlie will walks around with a skateboard under his arm in some scenes
Other kids will be too busy texting on their phones to pay attention to some adult.

>>153253519
Burton's version is better.

>>153258862
>defending this shit through any lense
you make the world worse just by breathing

>>153259046
Look at the pedo berryfag getting so upset. Since when did being child predators bother you lot?

>>153259101
When is the zoomer brand of "horror" going to die off? None of this shit is actually scary, let alone interesting.

>>153259132
Cope

>>153258868
>>153258837
It's worse in the musical, Violet explodes.

>>153259172
You fucking ghouls literally can't formulate a coherent opinion unless daddy FW or FruitFrakker give it to you, demonic fucking NPCs to the end it seems

The consequences of lord and miller/spiderverse's successes will haunt us for decades. The original movie is a decade old and we're still barking up this forsaken tree.

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>Charlie and his family were never seen again...
>neither were the other four ticket winners and their parents
>the crowd stand around the gates slowly dispersed as the night drew closer on the cold town
>one journalist reports having the sound of glass shattering coming from the factory's largest chimney
>>153259178
Augustus gets cooked alive and Veruca is torn to pieces. Mike survives, but Charlie is the only one to make out unscathed in the musicals.

>>153252874
>Willy Wonka has returned to his factory after years behind bars for the crime of turning a child into a blueberry.
That trial is rigged! There's no law against turning children into blueberries!

She had that cute little bobcut I can’t help myself I want her to breathe in my face

>>153259207
That's also a side effect of just about everything else Sony has made in the last 13 or so years being absolute shit. They genuinely do not know what to do at all.

>>153259244
The Oompa firing squad is waiting for by the chocolate river, anon...

>>153252874
She signed a waiver before entering. It was a whole dedicated scene in the movie.

>>153258761
>Santa Clause
Good memories

>>153253263
She's a gymnast, and besides, didn't you see her mother?

>>153259001
Juiced Flexible Violet really gave me more of a boner than her swelling up

>>153258813
whats the point of making everything look like psiderverse nowadays? at least spiderverse got inspired from its comic, this film should aim for ronald's artstyle instead

>>153259157
this isnt zoomer, it's gen alpha. literal babies watch it

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Man there is a lot of autism around this story in particular

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Premise sounds really dumb. I'll probably just stick with the 1971 and 2005 films since they're more fun than this will probably be lel

This is now a Violet/Bluberry thread.

>>153256852
>Charlie as the new Wonka was arrested and prosecuted while the real Willie has been living in the Virgin Islands for the last 40 years.
https://youtu.be/FlcUBK64nNA?si=eHIZdMmab5Rgn7NC

>>153259001
I never understood why they didn't make all four punishments equal in body horror. You have mike and violet defying nature but augustus and veruca are just covered in shit. What about
>augustus is now made of chocolate, can't stop eating himself
>veruca permanently smells like garbage
>violet and mike stay the same
I think I'm being too soft on veruca but the alternative would be too cruel maybe

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>>153259410
The Wonka 'tism is strong.
>>153259433
>This is now a Violet/Bluberry thread.
No.

>>153259410
>Amity as Violet

Mm.

>>153252874
Dubs and they put in a blueberry inflation scene to ruin another generation of people

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>"I'm one tanker away from being Augustus Gloop'd!"

>>153259472
You may've just saved the world.

>>153259445
augustus got thinned out in the book didn't he? if anything it was a good end for him

Wonka deserves prison as punishment for ruining generations of Devianters by inventing the blueberry inflation fetish

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Right or left?

>>153259586
It's not like this site's isn't guilty of having tons of inflation fetishists either.

>>153259233
The trial sounds like it would be a better movie lol

Blueberry inflation rurined every blue skinned character because people always say they turned blue because they chewed the gum.

>>153259410
From the thumbnail I thought this was a bunch of /co/ FOTM dressed as the Wonka cast. The ginger looked like Sally Sezno

>>153252874
I was indifferent til I read Taika's involved. At least it'll be funny

https://youtu.be/7zyRtfDzdWM?si=lMXOZIAj4Fjc7DTY

>>153252921
>>153258046
But Michael Jackson was already black (well, before Bad).

>>153259746
he was brutally unfunny in the new avatar movie

>>153259600
Left of course.

I don’t get why they keep trying to make Wonka a franchise. It’s a very good little story but it has an absurd amount of adaptations for a book about a silly chocolate factory.

Nothing at all could be worse than the 2023 Wonka. I’ve never seen such a steaming pile of shit. Felt like a bunch of corporate executives idea of “whimsy” and “imagination” poured into the fakest and most inauthentic, insincere Hollywood movie machine of all time.

>>153259789
>I hate fun

>>153259879
i love fun and also being honest

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>>153252898
Netflix corporates wanted to give a new generation of kids a inflation fetish.

>>153259854
>I don’t get why they keep trying to make Wonka a franchise
Because Netflix owns the story and all the Roald Dahl stories now, and this is what they are going to make into their next IP since they lost out on Warner Bros
https://about.netflix.com/en/news/netflix-acquires-iconic-roald-dahl-story-company

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHXxT-dKn5Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0NnzpHV6Hw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB3bAGnuPLI

>>153259118
HERASY!

>>153256852
Criminal liability can't be transferred through contracts. Wonka would still be going to the chair.

That said, Charlie woukd be on the hook for the mountain of civil lawsuits. He'll be poor again soon enough.

>>153252874
I thought this was fake...

>>153259854
They only own so many things that were successful before the 80s, and the Wizard of Oz just had its turn again

>>153259746
He'll always be dogshit.

>>153258958
To be fair you are reading slop corporate copy, it’s all buzzword

>>153258813
OH NO HE'S HOT

>tfw no great glass kino adaptation still

>>153259641
Only because you trash came here in the 2010's, tried to force yourself on the rest of us, got kicked out, then somehow managed to be such colossal subhuman fuckups you're literally banned from /d/ and banished to /aco/ because you could not control yourselves.

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>>153253478
I had the same thought

>>153259854
>I don’t get why they keep trying to make Wonka a franchise. It’s a very good little story but it has an absurd amount of adaptations for a book about a silly chocolate factory.
Its the same shit as Jurassic Park, which is already past the two trilogy mark with Rebirth. The premise is incredibly contained to the point where any retelling/sequel will just retread the original setting. "Wow I wonder what will happen when they go to the Dinosaur Island/Chocolate Factory/whatever this time?!" There is no reason for stories like these to get new installments, but corporate will try to milk them for their nostalgic value anyways.

>>153256852
anon he came up with the contest specifically to find a heir, he has absolutely no reason to run it otherwise. he's willing to provide value for money with everlasting gobstoppers, a product that will literally never need to be replaced, so i don't think he cares about the profits of the contest either.

>>153260062
its not impossible, but keep in mind a lot of (legitimate) concept art is photos painted over

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Dateline NBC - Willy Wonka and the Hatred Factory:
https://s3.amazonaws.com/production.videos.funnyordie.com/v/db3bdfa8c7/v600.mp4
https://s3.amazonaws.com/production.videos.funnyordie.com/v/db3bdfa8c7/v110.mp4

What I want to know is how they're going to deal the other children personalities.
It seems pretty clear from the premise that they're going for an angle of the "rotten kids" are actually good guys fighting against the evil Wonka and his gentrification of their neighborhood.
But then how do they deal with the children's flaws?
>can't mock Augustus for being a fat glutton cause that's fatphobic and body-shaming
>Mike being tv/videogame/technology obsessed rings hollow now that we have generations being raised by ipads and would sound hypocrite as fuck coming from Netflix
>Veruca being a spoiled rich bitch is probably okay by Netflix's moral standards, but then it raises the question of why she would hang out with the poors
>Violet gum-chewing was always Dahl's pet pevee being put into the story

>>153260977
New kids innit? Their flaws will be about being unique and misunderstood geeks using their talents in unprofitable ways and then they’ll invent new candy concepts that shock the grownups.

>>153259854
The only other Dahl story they seem to want to keep making adaptations for is Witches.