Cartman was right about the Jews since the island news broke out.
Meanwhile Randy gets stabbed by a Muslim and copes about how race had nothing to do with it.

Stan has sex with Nichole onscreen while calling her a stupid monkey slut.

Just triple whammy of anti semitism, anti troon, and anti immigration played unironically

>>153257210
The boys get into a disagreement about Israel where Kyle is in the wrong for being a Zionist and Cartman is in the right.

An episode that's ackshually good

>>153257255
They have to be ironic, you fucking dingaling.

>>153257246
Perfect!
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>>153257274
The old Matt and Trey would've done this

>>153257210
Tweek and Craig don’t like each other romantically anymore and break up. Yeah, that’ll kill off the show.

>>153257344
We can do way better

>>153257210
they do a normal episode about a flavor of the week controversy, but feature Asmongold in it in a neutral light

>>153257437
Redditors will call them fence-sitting again. Good

It's simple. Permanently kill off Cartman and Randy in an episode, then just refuse to budge on it.

>>153258013
Won't people see them as ballsy for sticking to it?

>>153258019
Being ballsy doesn't matter if your show is suddenly unprofitable.

>>153257344
Their breakup causes mass unrest to occur, and Dr. Mephisto creates a time machine made out of a porta-potty and powered by monkey asses for the boys to go back in time to resolve the situation.
Unfortunately, after many twists and turns, they wind up back in the dinosaur days and Cartman's fart is what instantly kills off the wildlife. They get back in the machine to get home on the verge of disaster, to find that not only are Creek a couple again but everyone in town is getting into gay or poly orgies and the vegetation resembles asses and crotch.

>>153257210
The Muhammad ep but uncensored

Live webcam feed of Matt & Trey wearing exit bags and turning on the helium

>>153258036
They still have Butters

>>153257210
30 minutes of them, shitting on 4chan then saying that's the last episode ever

>>153257210
Rainforest episode but with Palestine
>Kids go on a humanitarian school trip to Gaza.
>Held hostage by Hamas
>Rescued by Netanyahu himself
>Kyle makes a speech about how we should mind our own business instead of putting our noses in foreign events we don't understand.

obama and biden appear and make even worse shit than trump.

Stan kisses another girl.

>>153257309
No
South Park was always Neolib shit masquerading as AnCap.

Rewatch old episodes without a teenager sight, you'll notice the only ones they went after were those who questioned the established order.

60 minutes of Stan getting a train run on him by Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Butters, Wendy with a strap-on, Bebe with a strap-on, Heidi with a strap-on, Token, Craig, Tweek, Clyde, Jimmy, Timmy, the mormon kid, Damien, Trump and JD in a tag-team, and finally Randy.

>>153258573
What about the smoking ep?

Kyle becomes a zionist, goes back in time and murders Muhammed.

>>153258807
Smoking was widespread and accepted, therefore wanting to restrict smoking was going against the status quo.

Once anti-smoking laws became the norm they never defended smoking again.

Remember how they acted during COVID. Have you seen them standing against lockdowns and green pass in defense of their supposed Ancap values? Me neither, because these mesures were the new state-enforced status quo.

>>153258454
Perfect!

>>153258634
The Aristocrats!

>>153257274
kyle wouldn't be a zionist, it doesn't fit his established personality or beliefs at all.

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>>153258935
south park was never "ancap" and never pretended to be ancap, you bootlicking troglodytic subhuman.
all anarchists are retarded, but anarcho capitalists are maliciously retarded and should all be killed along with the elites they worship

>>153257234
>Cartman manages to get unredacted epstein files
>decides to read some of them during morning announcements to fuck with Kyle
>as he is getting halfway through first doc he breaks down and just says “what the actual fuck?!”
>calls butters to read it
>butters has the same reaction
>he continues and the entire school hears all the fucked pedo and jewish supremacy shit along with all the manipulation being done
>class is just silent
>whole school is silent
>PC principal who was slamming on the door trying to break it down just stands there dumbfounded
>Cartman stops after a few docs
>goes back to class
>sits at desk
>kyle tries to give him shit
>stan just tells him to shut the fuck up
>before he can retort intercom comes on and PC principal tells everyone to go home
>they all just leave in silence
>kyle tries to talk to stan and kenny but they just keep walking
>he then goes to scream at cartman for causing this and he just looks through him
>before saying “I was right Kyle, but now I really wish I wasn’t” before walking off

>>153259488
He hates Israel, tho

The slaughtering of the Daywalker Ginger Cow rings in the Apocalypse, God and Satan pass judgement on the World, all contemporary worldly figures in the US Administration, escalating to World Leaders on "And you all think YOU'RE so much better" railing on the EU, everyone including new North Korean successor daughter get absolutely roasted and thrown into hell in the final judgement, the episode is yanked on missile threat.

>>153259528
Trey and Parker openly defined themselves as "Libertarians", even though their actions proved otherwise.

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