Okay, Mr. Lightbeer, prove it

>>153260602
Humilliation ritual

>>153260602
fake tweet

>>153260602
kino

>>153260602
>is revealed to have
the way young people talk is irrevocably broken

>>153260602
Didn't Woody have a "bald spot" in Toy Story 2 that got painted over?

>>153260602
... How does a cotton stuffed toy get a beer belly?

>>153261546
Old stuffing falls and piles up in his lower torso

>>153261361
That perfectly acceptable English, retard.

>a minority being a protagonist is animators trying to make cartoons into therapy
>reee
>middle aged fat balding losers need their childhood hero to become a slob like themselves
>omg kino

>>153260602
>this comes out the same time as the Digital Circus finale release in theaters
Who's gonna watch TADC instead

every toy you played with as a 5 year old is broken, buried, and rotting in a landfill somewhere

Toys have a metabolism?

>>153262047
I intensely despise both options. At the very least these cunts are on the chopping block.

>>153261833
>That perfectly acceptable English
ESL-kun...

>>153262793
Well then professor go on and correct the class on our grammar.

>>153260602
Why is Woody the only one going through this humiliation ritual? Why all the other toys preserved just fine, including the fucking porcelain bitch that lives with him???

Why are you guys excited for this movie? The movie will be as woke as the 4th movie, and if you were bothered by Bo becoming a feminist, Jessie will be the leader of the group, and Buzz will lose even more relevance, and his personality will be completely over.

>>153262802
If you're going to have a meltdown over english you'd better not out yourself as an ESL in the process.

>>153262858
>Why is Woody the only one going through this humiliation ritual?
Woody (or Buzz) will no longer be the center of the story, being replaced by female characters like "Bo Peep" (not the same one we know) and Jessie taking on the leadership role and becoming the "heart" of the narrative.

Woody was completely emasculated in the 4th film, becoming a complete fool and losing all his intelligence

>>153260602
What's up with the west and their humilliation ritual kink?

>>153261657
That's not how things work. I have a Woody Woody that came out in 1996 and it's practically new, apart from some paint wear and tear, and the detail is: it's out of the box.

This makes no sense at all they're simply reusing the Disney formula of humiliating male characters, like they did with that awful Thor.

>>153263285
Our culture is foid centralized.

Kek moids still seething about
>le Bo peep feminine and useless

And what's wrong with the story taking a different turn? The movie is called "Toy Story," not "Woody Story" or "Buzz Story," and Jessie has always been the most capable of all the main characters she's the one who comes up with the idea and takes the toys to daycare. Woody is getting old, just like you retards stuck in the 90s.

I liked forky

>>153263380
As long as Bo Peep still has a big ass I'm good with anything

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>>153263380
Holy shit! is that you again? Wasn't it enough to be humiliated by literally everyone and blatantly sameflagin like a schizo bcause practically no one agreed with your self mental illnesses? You're the one obsessed with Bo Peep, taking it so personally and for some reason deciding to cry about your own life story... LMAO, what a retarded lunatic! Get lost, clown

>>153263380
Why do women have to act so petty? It saddens me greatly. Didn't God create us to be united?
>jessie
The same one who, at the end of the movie admits she was wrong for acting on pure impulse and not thinking about the possible consequences of her actions? Yes, very feminine ironically also Woody has always been the main character, I don't know what you're talking about here Bo was literally a copy of Rey from Star cucks, so whatever, right?

>>153261361
It's either ESL or forcing a longer wordcount.

>>153261833
"is revealed to have" should either be "will have" or just "has". If you think otherwise, you're either ESL or autistic.

Wouldn't Woody already be an old toy by the time of Andy?

>>153263881
Yeah, but he took care of him

Real or fake?

The only way this can work is if the rumors are true and Lotso somehow returns. Lilypad looks like a placeholder for the real villain of this movie.

>>153264025
Andy returns

>>153263430
Lmao, did someone hurt you, champ?

>>153264025
As greedy Disney can be I don't think they would go as far as replacing Ned Beatty. Let alone someone who can match his performance as Lotso.

>>153264123
Anon, they already replaced Mr. Potato Head with the guy who voices Bugs Bunny and other Looney Tunes. Also the official wikipedia says Fred Tatasciore is the new voice for Lotso going forward after Disney Speedstorm.

>>153263935
It's literally "Bonnie gets an iPad" plot

>>153264088
You're here crying about Toy Story again, not me.

>>153264145
>>153264150
Sources, please.
>>153263380
Old Bo is far more superior than the new one

>>153264025
>TS5
>work

>>153264377
https://youtu.be/c51ND9Hdbw0

>>153264686
Looks very feminist

>>153260602
not that funny

>>153263206
Nobody’s fucking excited about this

Toy Story was never good