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Starting monday I will be training like Batman Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)15:30:06 No.153268340 [Reply]▶
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>Wake up at 5am
>Pray to the Christian God
>Clean my room, do the dishes, wash my clothes (I don't have a butler yet)
>Listen to the Bible while I jog in the woods for 30 minutes
>Take a cold shower
>Do 100 push-ups, 100 squats and 100 crunches
>Do some yoga to cool down
>Drink an egg, nuts, banana and protein powder smoothie
>Practice my Japanese on Duolingo
>Watch true crime documentaries
>Practice some magic tricks from youtube
>Eat fish with brown rice and green veggies
>Read a science or history book and try to memorize what I read
>Practice maths on Duolingo
>Watch the news
>Train my voice so that I can imitate any voice
>Do some puzzles to enhance my mental skills
>Eat homemade soup and a salad
>Pray to the Christian God
>Sleep 8 hours
I'm doing all this to become a crimefighter and get a Wonder Woman girlfriend
Wish me luck
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>>153268340
Best of luck of anon
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>>153268340
>Pray to the Christian God
Do you ever ever listen or read about what He says or do you just scream into your bedsheets and expect treats like a yankee?
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Are you actually going to go to church or are you just pretending to be this "monk of self-improvement" and then right swiping on Tinder?
This idea of becoming a "monk of self-improvement" is more just based around anime and video games and Star Wars. It isn't real.
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Starting Tuesday I'll be training like Deathstroke
>Wake up at 4am
>Goon to Wonderloli
>Make bed cause (cause why did you wait til morning to do dishes and wash your clothes?)
>Listen to loli asmr while I sprint through forest for 45 minutes
>Take a normal shower
>Stretch
>Do 4 sets of 25 dive bomb push-ups, weighted squats, and weighted sit-ups
>Stretch again
>Eat eggs and a peanut butter and banana on white bread sandwich
>Practice katana on teens at local park
>Watch war documentary
>Jerk it to loli Zatanna
>Smoke a salmon with white rice and assorted veggies
>Read Alice in Wonderland or a military training manual and practice on local vets
>Go to range to practice firing drills
>Listen to local police radio to predict their routes
>Throw knives at practice dummy
>Eat whatever
>Goon to more wonderloli
>Sleep 12 hours
I'm doing all this to become a crimer and get a Terra girlfriend
Wish me bad luck (I need more enemies)
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>OP was found dead this morning in the back alley of the local Sizzler from several gunshots, knife wounds and something that authorities have described as a "anal shredding device", of some kind
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