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I'm not sure where I first heard it other than I think it was somewhere on 4chan not so it's bored but I have heard that Hunters are considered good mates or genetic sources for the werewolves more so than normal people would be mainly because werewolves can't just make with each other properly and you kind of have to be a strong-willed badass to be a hunter as it is in this universe. Door seems like they kind of good tended it for a professional Soldier or Warrior and even if you have all the fingers cut off of a hand and you only have a stump you can still count one with the stump.
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>>154014962
I think he's going to fuck off back to London.
They already wrote Door & Boy from Arcanum ghoul affair because of too many moving parts, and Wolf raid is looking to be even bigger thing.
Best you can have is him showing as templar squad's mission control.
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>>154014892
The problem lies more so in that, while they would be considered capable warriors and at least viable mates, they're very against banging non-kinfolk and the wife didn't really approve of his hunter lifestyle
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>>154015151
>Intruding upon Avery Bilgewell's office room
>Bending her down on her desk, scattering all soon-to-be-obsoleted-by-digitalisation paperwork on the floor
>Grabbing onto her short, dynamic mop of hair and forcing her to lay on her desk, ass up
>Fucking her with all the fury spending more than a minute listening to her causes
>Watching as her demeanour crumbles and she's reduced to making primal jungle sounds as you reach deeper and deeper
>Pushing deeper and staying deep as billions of sperm cells are deposited right into her womb
>Sitting on her office chair as she sits down and obediently wraps her swollen lips around cock
>Listening as she raggedly swears to throw her birth control medication away
>Extorting her to sign papers that give you full consent to any sexual activity with her
>Observing how her developing pregnancy makes her finally forget all about hunter data months down the line
>Coming back at minimum of nine months to make sure that newsbrough group has inexhaustable reserve of half-black nepo-interns to use as disposable grunts
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>>154017800
No, seriously why is there a fucking elf at the table?
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>>154018420
I frankly do not get her. She looks exactly like most patreon portraits at the start, she has elf ears, her name is basically sewerwater, shes got black people lips and purple glasses and then pearl earrings and HR haircut but also the drip of a sorceress.
She's like a walking talking contradiction, a hardass office woman who also isnt boring enough to not get wet at pole dancing, that values the data more than people, who wants to wage slave people while being one hair highlight away from a larp session at fantasy camp. Maybe she went through a lot of script changes?
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>>154018863
A lot of people hate Bilgewell but you've got to respect her demands. She didn't want the Damily to join her cult or pay an arm or a leg. She wanted an office slave and to get some properly done paperwork. Honestly I would have had the entire Golden Goose Gang doing my paperwork for what they were asking.
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>>154019493
I hate how this show makes me yearn for the type of woman who will absolutely ruin my life. Like I look at Blair or Matilda and my immediate thought is that I just want to love them, even though they'd kill me before I even had the chance to speak. And even if they gave me the chance, my life would become a living hell with them, and I seriously doubt either of them would actually love me.
And yet here I am, pining for the retarded woof and the burger lady. C'est la vie.
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lactose intolerant edition
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>>154020572
>fighting a loosing battle against the death of humanity's collective wonder and dreams
>not serious
>taking WoD seriously
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Banality as a binary is Seelie propaganda, there are actually plenty of Changelings who thrive in political and corporate settings like those of House Ailil. Bilgewater acting like such a manipulative cunt may have even been an attempt to Ravage the D family for Glamour.
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>>154022176
dauntain can use banality kinda like glamour. A real banal approach that that conversation would be way less emotional. Imagine your average office meeting where a bunch of disinterested suits discuss their projected earning for the next quarter.
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My GAY HUSBAND, who has been KIDNAPPED? Is happy and perfectly content with his HETEROSEXUAL werewolf wife? Who has KIDNAPPED him and quensched his thrist for knowledge by teaching him about HETEROSEXUAL WYLD love instead of our pure hearted HOMOSEXUAL WYRM DEBAUCHERY? And I will be forced to watch my GAY HUSBAND turn into a STRAIGHT MAN and have thousands upon thousands of little cubs to look over? All the while I will be a lonely GAY loser who has to make do with a rich beautiful ghoul? YABADABADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I NEED TO SAVE OUR HUSBANDROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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>>154027308
It's better seen here >>154016660 on her collar and Hem it says bilge and in >>154018420 it's harder to see but its still there
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>>154028694
He literally spoiled the Newburgh, is bi at the very least, actively does sorcery and magicks which is anti Christian in general, and is actively risking everything for Markus. He is by no means a church plant Anon. You need to justify yourself.
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>>154029053
He has family in the organization, is Irish (so Catholic), didn't seem to have any obvious issues with the organization, nor did they have any issues with him, Benedicte's behavior during the negotiation was suspicious as if she already knew how it was going to go, he happened to use an obscure agreement to force the Arcanum to foot the bill for the rescue using somewhat flimsy logic(with only superficial resistance from Benedicte) while being observed by Krycman.
A lot of strange things that happened under the negotiation can be explained if Occam is a plant in the Arcanum by the society. He undermined them while still remaining undercover.
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>>154029376
Thats an actual argument. However.
>catholic
He took it up the ass with a pagan. Hard pass on being a virtuous man doing a long infiltration play.
>no issue with the SI
Hes not the focus of the situation nor does the SI have beef with anyone besides the D family which demands support as the Gladius Dei is not there to start random shit but to serve God and to help people
>suspicious
This is black chuck, the Gladius Dei isnt just part of the Society of Leopold, they are the cream of the crop. They were already here with an interest in interacting by default given the nature of this and let's not pretend Benedicte was not aggro to the family anyways.
>flimsy agreement
Important to remember that shit like this is good for the Gladius anyways as the cost is still placed on the Arcanum, she is fine with this weird excuse that is very much legal and binding still as by her own word and the legality of Belgium. Alongside this being a big deal.
>Krycman
He has power beyond Occam in practical senses but he is there to observe and to judge. By his own word. He is not to actually intervene, but to be a fiduciary.
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Can't believe Blair suckhed him to death
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>>154028694
>D-gang and Occam are moutned on a helicopter above Norfolk
>They can only watch as St. Leopold people unleash pitch-perfect manouver that could be called 'Steel Rain' on the furries/GdFs-PMC/Kevin/Black shuck/Marckus
>It was exactly the opposite they agreed to
>They turn to Occam
>He only yells 'FAGGOT' from top of his lungs and jumps out of helicopter
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>>154029376
People change over their life
Occam seems to be really tired of D's shit in present we see from episode 4 forwards. And that's before they make him play a game of Werewolf in flesh. And before it uncovers an actual werewolf
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>>154029806
That they are, at least if >>154028694 isn't right
it's funny that people are giving credit to gay marriage for saving D and his gang when even to ge to that point
>There had to be an agreement between two families that survived multiple generations
>Benedicte had to be relative to Occam & rest of Blacklaws to make her even listen to their proposal
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>>154035991
Not if it gives her the opportunity to troll people enough.
Honestly I'm starting to believe this theory. There is no way that anyone would be deliberately that antagonistic, and the whole "1 is a number" stinks exactly like typical fae bullshit
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>>154014844
Okay finished my Norfolk Wizard Game drawing
Probably gonna remake some other time but for now I say pretty god
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>>154037467
It honesty adds to the theory he might be a Bastet kinfolk who have a larger number of breeds that are in Africa.
Also a reminder we have never ever heard kittens name actually spoken. The VA is just credited as that.
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>>154038911
Yes, and no. There are certainly parts of the Technocracy which are utterly compromised or worse have become so unhinged from human thought or morality that their goals are detrimental for humanity and unrelated to the ascension war, but the fundamental good of the Order of Reason still persists in bits and pieces. They probably represent a, net, more fundamental good than the Traditions, and a scenario which is a "Traditions victory" is basically unthinkable for most people since the Technocracy has set the groundwork for reality as it is understood over a couple of centuries and Traditions hardliners want to tear all of that down, which is basically inviting Paradox nukes. By inertia, the Technocracy is somewhat inevitable for the next century at least, sans some kind of mass-Awakening of humanity and thus the end of both organizations.
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>>154038911
Not really
Compared to groups like the Sabbat and Pentex they can come across as quite reasonable
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>>154041344
Fuck no, its entirely expected they dont. A lot of supernatural things got extinguished from reality with the technocrat consensus they have eliminated like 80% of most creatures that were on German folk tales or suppressed them to minimal levels and the Technocracy is not in the business of exterminating wolves or generally many other things because it risks exposure thats needless, is an expenditure of resources thats not required, hunters usually deal with it anyways, the more they expose stuff the weaker their consensus is, hunters are generally assholes and a pain in the ass and unironically, the technocracy has infinitely bigger fish to fry.
You think a pack of wolves in Britain needs the technocracies attention? Dude they are fighting void spawn out in space. They are trying to work entire economies. They are trying to make scientific consensus believe in real medical nanobots and cool as fuck hover boards and murdering nephandi and also killing Merlin wanabees and Sociopathic Kung Fu Enjoyers and Rape Cultists with the Traditions alongside trying to manage their own Symposiums and to guide Humanity towards better shit.
Technology may be magic but the Technocrats got the world to try and manage, and most importantly, a world to persuade and to fucking damage control. A Hermetic Tradition aligned chapter house being fucked over? Thats not for the Technocracy to intervene with, thats for them to pop a bottle of champagne over and laugh.
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>>154041344
All of modern society, more or less, was build from Technocratic consensus. You don't see the Technocracy because they are built into the framework, and as insane as D and family are, they aren't the kind of reality deviants or exceptional citizens that would need to know about them.
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>>154042396
>Avery was just trying to save a brotha from Sodom
Why are we hating her again?
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>>154041344
Not at all, why the fuck would they care about a band of nobodies trying to fight werewolves in the middle of nowhere? Technocrats get involved when mages try to do something big, someone provokes them or there's a serious threat to the consensus. What would D and co do against them? Their agents don't need to fight the gang themselves.They'll get the gang put on Interpol's most wanted list or hire random goons to kill them, if that doesn't work you still have HIT marks and blacksuits.
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The important thing to keep in mind is that in the later books and timeline wise going into the 2000s there was a revelatios among the middle rung agents and administrators of the Technocracy that they had strayed from necessary evils into unnecessary evils and did reform to make them not as evil (Barring The Syndicate which is treated as part of the the necessary evil category by the rest).
Yeah the very top brass as still Stasis corrupted nightmare beings, and the on the ground G-Men are still doing their G-Men shit, but the org was allowed to develop enough to run a game of them with real moral ambiguity rather than "Traditions Good. Technocracy Bad".
But that face it wasn't like that from the start can cause confusion due to the discrepancy.
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>>154044982
The issue is that a lot of people genuinely believe the old Technocracy propaganda and believe that all of the sins of the Technocracy are justified because in some alternate world, the Traditions might have also abused their power to the same degree.
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>>154045185
The problem lies with the fact the other traditions HAVE abused shit. Repeatedly. For a long long time to the benefit of basically no sleeper life ever, often abusing or exploiting them for Magi profit and power.
The Technocracy are no heroes but the hermetics have never been Good. Neither have the ecstatics and even the slightly more benevolent Choiresters do some pretty awful shit a lot of the time.
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>>154046155
The primary fight in Mage is basically Selfish Ascension vs Selfless Submission.
Not that either is inherently good or bad but that's the crux of the conflict.
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>>154046155
Again, not to the same scale as the Technocracy. Every flaw with contemporary society that you are critical of is due to the Union's timetable. Some individual Tradition mages do individually bad things. The Union is collectively responsible for all of the problems with 21st century civilisation.
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Sure, every flaw with the current paradigm is indeed with the five metal dragons. But yknow what? Good, the responsibility is there and we can have a measuring stick. The modern paradigm beats the fuck out of Hermeticism, yknow what that ends up as?
Romania. It ends up as bumfuck glass orb gypsy triggerfinger magick curse slinging xenophobic power imbalanced Romania. You wanna see what unchecked drug abuse and dance and more ends up as in a Paradigm? No you fucking don't, fent alone is awful and the Ecstatic paradigm is Hell for society and a core part of the whole Sleeper shit is your Paradigmatic Purity is ruined because the masses do not obey your own fucking ideas of what shit is, so Hermetic magicks might start going way the fuck beyond the origin, and the Ecstatics will be ran by a bunch of cartels on the sleeper side.
You wanna see Religious Warfare 24/7, lets go Choiresters. I'm sure the 200 cults of self interested magi and sorcerers and even basic ass fucking people won't go bad, or another holy war with distorted canonicity when tools like information networks don't work anymore so we get another Crusades or Fatwa. The less spoken about the Verbena the better, they're in practice like Hippie Liveleak, the Euthanatoi and the Akashics create Indian and Chinese Hell on earth for people and the less spoken about their unending sociopathy the better. Dream Speakers are basically the worst parts of the verbena but Africa coded, so you have the worst parts of spiritism drenched into society. Virtual Adepts aren't terrible alongside the Ether but dude, get completely fucking real for a moment, they're basically Technocrats but less cringe.
There's a reason the expression first world problem exists. The other Paradigms, should they exist, suck. In one of the endings where Hermetics win, there's 20k humans left in the stone age amidst monsters, where they can't light a fire because friction fires can't exist, the sticks bleed.
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>>154046698
Your entire premise operates on the assumption that the Traditions haven't learned to do better and be better and that absolutely no one in the Traditions would ever in a million years ever do anything that is remotely good for anyone other than themselves ever. Your scenario is founded on such bad faith and ingrained hatred for the Traditions that I've no choice but to just accept that you've internalised Techie propaganda.
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It follows the basic logic of things Anon.
What is Hermeticism going to do for you as a society, you can't build a real society for billions of people on healing potions made out of spirit parts like ibuprofen, and you can't just give everyone fireballs, if you stop making physics a thing, magick is all you got and now nothing works reliably. Give magicks to everyone, that'll go well.
What are Ecstatics based on? Drugs, sex, joy. That won't get you to work or build homes or shelter you, and it won't make anything real.
Choiresters will make a society based on the Will of God(s) with the nature of it only really possible by those far up above and the canon of what has been previously established. And now that God or new made up religion will become the guiding factor to who knows what. Hasn't ended great for many cults.
Verbena are witches. They're like more cruel Hermetics. Get real, we are not making anything serious out of 3 am blood sacrifices on the forest and banging dogs and child murder.
Euthanatoi and Akashics will lead to Indian reality but more murder or Chinese Spiritualism. You seriously do not want either. They are not fucking good for anyone, and it includes shit like the Dreadnaught. I don't think accumulating reincarnation points with murdering your kid as a mud caked peasant is great. Dream Speakers don't matter and they're spirit dicksuckers, hard pass on that, Virtuals and Etherites have the most high potential to make something because they're entirely about making things.
But this is WoD. Hermetics won't be shining rainbows, they'll still be mostly Insane Wizards who won't make magic so public, and sleepers won't be so kind either. Ecstatics will lead to Fent Sex Coachella Hell, sleepers will not be kind, they'll also be drug cattle. Cult galore on Choiresters, Catholic Church like ambitions for every gathering of fuckers and religious abuse. This isn't even mentioning internet cars healthcare and more dying.
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>>154047211
>Hermetics are nothing but selfish wizards, Ecstatics are nothing but drug addicts, Choristers are nothing but dogmatic zealots, Verbena are nothing but blood cultists, Euthanatoi and Akashics are nothing but murderous Indians, Dreamspeakers are nothing but spirit slaves, Virtual Adepts and Etherites are only tolerable because they're the closest thing to my beloved Technocracy
Try reading the books again without latching on to the one or two negative attributes of each Tradition and ignoring every other facet of them. You don't see me screeching about how Iteration X is nothing but Skynet, how the Progenitors are nothing but Umbrella, how the New World Order is nothing but 1984, how the Void Engineers are nothing but the IDF and how the Syndicate are nothing but the Epstein class.
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>>154047462
But if you let either of them reign, that's what happens dude. I don't blame you for that because as an org, as a Tradition, they'd fucking act like that. I can't physically do an argument against it because its true, let the X in and it IS Skynet.
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>>154047505
They are in charge, the Technocracy has dictated the course of civilisation for the last six hundred years, so it isn't accurate at all. Boiling everything down to their most negative traits is boring as sin and does a disservice to the stuff that you're talking about.
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The technocracy has multiple different factions much like the traditions with various levels of retarded and actively malicious, people like the syndicate are actually scum of the earth hyper jews, new world order is slightly less bad.
Void engineers are however like 10/10 doing God's work, doing everything they can for the sake humanity's future... well usually, they try their best.
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>>154048215
>Void engineers are however like 10/10 doing God's work
Most likely to become Nephandi, most likely to become Marauders, prone to destroying any Node that doesn't adhere to Union doctrine, prone to destroying all supernatural creatures, including benign and beneficial ones, prone to thickening the Gauntlet and stifling the flow of the vital energy responsible for the propagation of life itself. A Void Engineer total victory ends with Earth becoming a sterile wasteland as they try to 'protect' it by cutting it off from the Umbra, with the only human survivors living on dystopian VE space stations in the Deep Umbra.
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Would it be possible to fuck the wyrm out of briar?
Or Any way to clean the wyrm taint/banes out of someone without violent murder?
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Certain Gaian rituals can do it, but they're 1) immensely costly, both resource wise and in terms of the number of skilled Garou you'd need for them and 2) they're little known. And even if you did know about them and had the resources to pull them off, depending on the level of corruption being dealt with, you're more likely to flat out kill the victim than anything else. Though that's probably preferable to being a Wyrm slave.
If you want to know why there aren't any easier methods for cleansing Wyrm taint, blame the Garou for genociding the Fera actually specced into those things.
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Cleansing something of its lingering Wyrm taint is relatively easy and just involves the Rite of Cleansing, a Level One Rite that is very simple. However, all this does is get rid of the stench that comes from interacting with Wyrm-related stuff. Werewolves can get taint just from fighting Wyrm monsters. The primary downside is that more retarded werewolves consider anyone tainted to be an actual minion of the Wyrm, otherwise being tainted isn't that bad at all.
Once someone has been possessed by a Bane, if it has only been present in its victim for a short period of time, it can still be removed with the Level Three Theurge Gift, Exorcism. Once the spirit has bonded with its host, they become a fomor and Exorcism becomes impossible. At this point, there was no known way of curing the victim other than death, until recently. However, the Uktena have recently discovered a Level Five Rite called Mockery Curing Way that allows them to starve the Bane until it withers away to nothing and falls off of the host. It's not a safe or simple process, and yet to be adopted by the entire Garou Nation.
If someone serves the Wyrm not because they're tainted, possessed or a fomor, but just because they're an evil cunt, there's no way for the Garou to cure that other than slaughtering them. However, spirits and other game-lines have access to methods of mind manipulation which could forcibly reform someone who is evil, if you consider such violation of free will justifiable in these circumstances.
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>>154048626
You're only going to get wyrmed that way.
Ever-devouring hungry jaws swallow your shaft and twist and mangle it with unspeakable force while she laughs and flips you a middle finger...
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I refuse to believe any of D-clan would watch moeshit
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>>154049699
>However, spirits and other game-lines have access to methods of mind manipulation which could forcibly reform someone who is evil, if you consider such violation of free will justifiable in these circumstances.
Someone willingly serving the Wyrm is so evil that I wouldn't consider them a person anyway, so rewriting their minds is a decent solution if you really insist on trying to redeem them instead of just putting them in the ground as they deserve.
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be real with me bros, will she retain her clussy?
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>>154062033
Don't worry Anon, clussy will happen in the next 6-7 years when they finally get to the Fae chapter. Can't wait for maximum sociopathy and bullshit with the Fae alongside relentless faggotry disguised as glamour talkand ravaging, oh that'll be a funny topic.
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>>154060306
You may hate it, but all characters in HtP are likely to be DBScholars.
Except Kitten
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>>154063485
at most
>Kitten was put off from it by Grimal + Marckus' musings
>Marckus mostly just enjoys the visual style and community, unironically makes over 9000 jokes so Grimal corrects him about it being over 8000.
>Grimal owns the manga + watches the subbed anime, has her own Saiyan OC
>Elise only watched the movies and keeps wandering when Broly shows up
>Harry accidentally only watched OG Dragon Ball and has no idea what Z is
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>>154021325
I can't stop laughing that in Ogre's Discord all of the fags are passive-aggressively asshurt that people aren't gooning over any of the male characters or the "strong, wise" female characters but keep falling for the absolute psycho bitches like Blair and Matilda (and also Kevin because he's just that cool of a dude)
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>>154065492
for me its the 30 something girlfailure
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>>154065492
Probably the most attractive male is Kitten (actual catboy or not) and he is buried under like 5 layers of clothing at all times. Probably not the absurdly chiseled physique of the Captain-General but a little bit of chub doesn't hurt. Kevin with a bit of restored humanity ain't bad though but he's condemned to side-character status for now. There are other possible options like Remold if you are into silver foxes, but they are routinely too silly in their characterization and too sidelined by the plot to be of real consideration imho.
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>>154065809
Awful sex description. Shoulda been
>YES YES YES YES FUCK MY PUSSY FUCK MY PUSSY THAT'S IT THAT'S IT JUST FUCKING PUMP ME FULL OF YOUR HOT SPUNK SHOOT ALL OF THAT CREAM DEEP INSIDE OF MY TIGHT PINK PUSSY FUCKING FILL ME UP YOU STUPID FUCKING SHIT HEAD
>Nooooooo why did you cum inside?!?! T~T My insurance doesn't cover abortions what are we going to doooooo >~< how could you have done this to me I'm not ready to be a moooooom...!!!
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Secretly emptied gun magazines
Swap real bullets for blanks
Novelty folding combat knivesThe gasmask opens up into a bear-trap shaped jaw when she gets really excited. Hope you got enough upper body strength to keep her away from biting range
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>>154066180
Kitten isn't one of D's kids. Kitten gets fucked in the ass by one of D's kids.
>>154066188
Fujo opinions are worth less than dirt.
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>>154066163
>What is tumblr sexyman
He's even got a super spooky scrimblo creepypasta form
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>Pentex insurance not covering aborions
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>Sister-Major
This? Really?
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>>154065492
I on the other hand had a misfortune of checking the HtP reddit
And every time there is a post about anything involving the inquisition or the catholics in general I nearly get a stroke from all the retarded uneducated fag opinions
>UHHH DID YA KNOW DA INKWISITION BURNED 6 BILLION GAYS AT THE STAKE?
Or when Occam put himself and the whole damn arcanum as a collateral just to save D's ass from any kind of consequence and everyone is like
>OH THE DIVERSITY WINS AGAIN, THAT WILL SHOW THE COALITON TO MESS WITH THE GAYS WOOOOOO
FUCK
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nta, but it's simply not what's happening on screen.
They take everything D-gang says as absolute truth, with zero understanding of surrounding context. Total protagonist-centered morality, which is made even worse by badly D-gang is being carried by Occam/Broklaws/Fatigue/pure random luck
I watch the series because the main characters are zany, incompetant weirdos facing uncertain yet steep odds, not because I sympathise with them (or their libertine lifestyle).
Even end of episode 4 was kind of grating, with werewolf being exposed by what was almost pure happenstanceand nicotine addiction (seriously she didn't have better spot to keep hunter data than a cig box belonging to someone else?)
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>>154070649
>errrmmm
>you are clearly not the intended audience for this audio drama chud
>maybe instead of complaining you should fuck off??????
What's up with the dishonesty these days. I swear you guys are actually just trying to give yourselves a bad name.
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>>154070649
>Why are you hate-watching this shit?
Right now im waiting for the moment D fucks up so bad he won't be able to weasel himself out with some ass-pull
Oh and the Grimal episode will drop soon, I guess
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>>154070949
>FUCK I AM MAD THAT THE REDDIT FOR THIS SHOW AGREES WITH WHAT THE SHOW IS SAYING AND ENJOYS THE DIRECTION OF THE SHOW HOW DARE THEY
Just saying, if you disagree with the direction of the show to the point where you're mad at the people who like the show for liking its direction, maybe you should consider not watching the show.
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>>154071070
You are probably mistaking me for someone else. I find the attitude of misinformed ideological fighting to be hilarious Anon, the gays going 6 gorillion on the Inquisition and then going gay pride saves the day yay is the funniest shit to me. They are hilarious flaws of the show that are weak points people hype up in ignorance, that shit is a free comedy show.
Im not mad the gays worship D, Im yearning to see what's up while giggling because hes going to almost indubitably fuck up and keep being a fraud. I dont mind that they dicksuck the gay marriage saved the day arc, because it means they'll understand just how awful the D Family has been to Occam and the cost hes really taking. When the mirror of ideology cracks the story gets absolutely great and its beyond find to critique and find flaws in it same as it is fine to laugh when people find it good uncritically because it says the line. Im patiently waiting, laughing at dumbasses, and having a great old time as you should too really. The "ermmmmm the series isnt for you chud" attitude is mega fake and Im not going to pretend like it aint obnoxious mate.
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>>154070314
Fruits are just lowkey dumb as hell, ain't two ways around it
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>>154070649
You know, I don't know why I'm still watching this.It's kind of retarded that we jumped the shark from low-level vampire hunting to "we need to use the Inquisition to invade the Umbra to stop a werewolf before she causes a mage to Awaken" in a single episode. The pacing is all wrong. It took several episodes and several years for TTS to go from "the Emperor wakes up and dissolves the Inquisition because it's gay and retarded" to "Fyodor becomes the perfect host for the Star Child and can be possessed by it while inside of the Warp outside of Khaine's Gate which shatters on the edge of the Immaterium and thereby causes the entire galaxy to realize the Emperor has returned". The rapid pace of plot development only further contributes to Big D's fraud watch. The Emperor had years and episodes to show that he's genuinely big-brained but also so devoid of empathy he can't recognize when he's about to fail (and his empathic self is so overwhelmingly empathic that it gets defeated by the concept of wanton cruelty, which is why the Emperor slivered it in the first place). Big D looks like a massive schizophrenic because they expect us to believe the same character who was in "A Life Well Lived" is the same one we see complaining about blenders like a manchild.
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>>154065492
Most fans are men straight men, obviously they are gonna wanna fuck the crazy bitches who are the most attractive women though I dont remember the hype around Matilda being strong pre finding out she's a wolf. Men want a woman that can kill him but choses not to (yet)
>>154066163
I know one girl who thinks he's hot but she's got slim pickings here
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>>154072976
Jesus christ that's terrifying.
Am I glad they decided to make her a cute elf instead.
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>>154062033
Oh yeah that’s the stuff
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>>154078370
>DAMAGED tier head tattoo
>looks like a shit ass double chin
>lips almost look cleft
>rape eyes that are dead inside
>the worst hair in existence possible, when black people have massive complexes over their hair and its honestly pretty rude to mock it
>weird middle ground nose thats not fully committing as to not feel racist, so it feels wrong
Now imagine this is called a woman. Id be downright offended at that shit if I was a black woman myself but even as a black dude, its a mix of weird rapist vibes and half whitened black guy aesthetics made to be pretty hard-core ugly. Thats pretty rough.
Also of course you dont see a person Anon. You are seeing a drawing.
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>>154078580
Honestly, the sort of people who shriek about how character designs look racist or subhuman or how no one in the world is realistically that ugly should spend an hour looking at all of the people walking in and out of a Walmart, or a metro station, or a hospital. Humans are flawed creatures who come in all sorts of peculiar shapes and sizes, with all sorts of strange looks. Plenty of them are very unpleasant to look at, but they're still people.
So I just can't take anyone who looks at a sketch of just some guy with an obvious WIP haircut and text on his forehead (likely to convey which character he's supposed to be) and goes "HOLY SHIT MOST RACIST THING I'VE EVER SEEN" seriously.
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>>154072976
>even proto-Bilgewater has the ears
GNOMES ARE REAL!
Whoah, my life is over!
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>>154066515
The majority of Men are either not fuckable, or drawn for a certain archetype of character fetishism (Bara or twink). Exceptions for Kevin, Marckus, Door (he's based), and probably Occam. It's pretty good character design when you move past the fuckability, I think every character has a pretty iconic silhouette. Chapman also is pretty normal but I don't think he's very fuckable
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>>154068948
Handholding + Mating Press, all night
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>>154076329
It may be possible, but I sincerely doubt it since Matilda was ultimately spying on them for information. I think the Arcanum ghoul was most likely not after the Hunter Data considering they've been infiltrating for months at that point, and a ghoul is much more useful for damage control and active reconnaissance than burning bridges in dramatic actions that permanently damage assets. Vampires big enough up the ladder who can own and move ghouls around like that also likely don't actively care for hunters other than using them against rivals.
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>>154081453
Still better for Occam to be upset now than be devastated later.
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>>154072884
That kind of writing quirk can also be attributed to TTS, alfa already assumes you know these characters so why wait around to build them back up again when you can get into your scrapped storylines from TTS as fast as you van(i know for sure its the gay ass musical climax)
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>>154081639
It's funny how everyone outside the Technocracy treats them like this giant monolith, while inside they are scrambling(and failing)to keep everyone unified. Even the Nephandus who want to use it to destroy everything can't get their shit together as everyone goes off to do their own thing the moment one guy declares they all need to focus.
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>>154083535
All those new Mages respect no elders and such, except for the Void engineers no one cares about apparently
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>>154084198
No shit, the Union has been designed from the ground up to be self-defeating and self-sabotaging. All of the Conventions hate each other and are on the verge of civil war, half of everything that the Technocracy provides the Masses with makes their lives worse rather than better, their demonisation of the supernatural in the collective consciousness of humanity is directly responsible for the exponential increase of Umbral threats, their upper echelons are ten times more infested with Nephandi than the Traditions ever were, and their increasingly unethical treatment of mystics up until M20 caused more defections than ever before. The Union is the very model of the phrase "hoist with his own petard."
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>Boy, what are you working on?
>"..."
>It's another chapter of your comic book, isn't it?
>*---*
>I'd only commend your drive. Even late Carl Barks required more than a day to formulate a sound plot before starting to draw.
>It's fine if you don't want to share yet. It's much better to receive critique from multiple perspectives
>I'd hate if you suppressed your creativity just for my sake
>".-."
>"I see. So Chiroterrans let Akira go as long as he promises to get along with his brother. And fight Exguines. Boy, isn't he bit too chummy with these... bat-aliens?
>"... Well, exquines are already on earth, just hiding, and he does remember that he has a prom. Prom with Hina! And it's tomorrow!
>I see. It's good to see Akira hasn't forgotten about his loved ones.
>"And he still has rogue Chiroterrans to worry about! The good ones are actually lesser faction, still living on their desolate homeworld"
>And what about the marines, the ones who survived the battle?
>"-.-"
>Which marines survived the battle? You should not write anyone as disposable. There are no side characters in real life
>";("
>You can still change that, as long as you recognise the problem yourself. Now, what did you plan after
>"...Anyhow, Akira returns to earth, but time is all woozy on space so prom has actually already started"
>"Akira switches to his prom clothes, but Ryu didn't bring any so he goes to get some"
>"Hina sends a text message and it actually goes through because Akira is no longer in space, and she is already in. She was about to go dance with someone else but now that she knows he's coming she tells them no"
>"Akira goes on to step inside, but the bouncers stop him"
>The bouncers?
>"Yes, they are there to stop people from bringing weapons to prom. Akira still tries to walk in, but one of bouncers stops him. Akira tells her he's a student and invited into prom but she tells she needs to do a full-body search"
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>Hmmm. That would be bad. Akira surely has a weapon with him even if he switched clothing. But if he wants to spend the evening in pleasant tranquility, antaonizing the staff is ill-advised...
>"Of course Akira isn't going to take it laying down. He moves to throw the bouncer lady off from him, but then he locks eyes with her and he feels all strenght drain from his limbs and..."
>And what? Is it a vampire attack? Or worse
>"No, no, she- she's just using her suckubus powers"
>Suckubus powers?
>"Yes, she is one, just undercover. And while Akira is made to stare deep into her eyes, her hands grape all over him-"
>Boy. What does this 'bouncer' look like?
>"She's really tall. And her hair is on ponytail and she's wearing... wearing a mask"
>A mask? Could it be perhaps a gasmask?
>"No no no,... a surgical mask. Like people wear on street in Japan and China and..."
>I don't remember your 'succubus' looking like that? You did make a scetch, didn't you?
>"-/-"
>So why would you change the design?
>"-\-"
>"I... I - I mean then Hina walks in and calls to Akira and that him the strength to break the eye contact with her beady angry greedy eyes and-"
>"And she accidentally steps on Akira's toes with her heavy combat boots..."
>And?
>"Well they fight? I... I haven't gotten around writing - or drawing that yet?"
>You are stuffing papers to your pocket, Boy.
>(Sounds of panicked hiding)
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>Kevin, I come to you today with a grave concern regarding my grandson
>"The horse nightmares you mentioned, yes I heard"
>No, I fear he is enthralled in the grip of something far more insidious. Kevin, what do you know of... annie-may?
>"The... Japanese cartoons? That's what you're worried about?"
>Kevin, I have personally slain a bestiary's worth of the yokai that once plagued Tokyo's disco scene back in the 80's, but I confess that foreign animation falls outside even my girthy knowledge. Thus, I seek out an expert on the matter, to assure Boy's not being subverted by some nefarious influence.
>"Oh, and you assume that just because I wear glasses and dress like a wizard I would know about the topic?"
>Is my assessment correct?
>"...Mostly the classics and Gundam. But JUST the Universal Century, not that spinoff alt universe shit."
>Ah, so they're conveying firearms knowledge from other worlds, SUCK IT, ATF!
>"Whatever, just avoid SEED like the plague."
>Gardening was never my forte, bring it up with Kitten. But I digress, have you ever heard of the... pokey mans, I believe they're called?
>"Oh not this shit. It's a toy ad, you dolt. The biggest plastic seller since the days of He-man and Transformers"
>And a truly hypnotic one. Even Markus has been ranting about the computer games for the better part of a decade. He was so convincing in his ramblings I attempted to hunt for an 'Abra' under a nearby bridge about 3 years ago, but alas my search was fruitless.
>"Your manchild son? God, I can't imagine what his browser history must look like"
>My manchild son has browsed many a library, but I assure you we have avoided detection by those insidious, shushing fascists during every escapade! The history of what tomes we stole has gone completely untraced!
>"D I thought we were going to talk about anime"
>And right you are! On to the next subject, what do you know of... Dragonball?
>"That it should have ended after Namek"
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Is it an "I can fix her" sort of mentality? Do you enjoy the adrenaline of hugging large predators? Do they just deserve to be loved in your eyes?
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>Boy showed me a few episodes, and while I couldn't keep up with the specifics, I found their martial arts... intriguing. I once infiltrated a Kung Fu sect in the mountains of Tibet, and while their techniques were fearsome, none were capable of flight, or movements comparable to a skilled user of both Celerity *and* Potence. And those... energy attacks! Some form of sorcery, perhaps, but far stronger than what even Occam was capable of. And yet, they showed no signs of Awakening! Help me make sense of it, Kevin!
>"There's a green alien dude running around doing karate, why would you assume any of this was real?"
>Now Kevin, I'll have you know that Pickle fellow bears a striking resemblance to the escapees in the Nevadan wasteland.
>"What"
>But that's a subject for another time. If we examine my grandson's writings, I wonder if the name Akira has any special importance-
>"No hang on, go ba-"
>Akira, Kevin! Such a common name in Nihon, but Door refuses to allow Boy to set foot in the country until he's deemed sufficiently American to resist its wiles! It was the title of the film, sure, but the character-
>"D YOU DON'T GET TO IMPLY ALIENS ARE REAL AND JUST-"
>AKIRA, KEVIN. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
>"STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT FROM COSMIC BOMBSHELLS AND- wait who's getting Boy to watch fucking Akira of all things?"
>Markus has imported many VHS tapes I don't care to peruse, and thrusts viewings upon us whenever it's his turn to decide what to watch for family movie night. I confess they're more exciting than son-in-law's various documentaries, but the nature of these worlds is incessantly vexing.
>"Hah! Just don't let him show you Bible Black"
>He attempted a few months ago and it was summarily vetoed by the family for being clear Leopoldite propaganda.
>"...Oh. Good. You were, uh... right to do that"
>As I always am.
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I shall atone for this mistake with the heads of a thousand vampires
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>a computer in an abandoned building in the middle of Nowhere, USA that if stumbled upon captures a copy of your soul in a purgatory designed like an 90s computer game and makes your soul go on fun, wacky adventures for eternity until it loses itself to madness
Who in WoD is responsible for this?
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>>154088664
A Genius
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>>154091599
I don’t this the arcanum people are hunters. They’re more scholars, and Brok has been on hunts but he’s not one himself. Also why not just find someone completely divorced from the super natural?
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>>154092186
That's kind of a running theme of WoD. You can't really do that without dragging them into it all, and then messing them up. Or giving them an outlet for suppressed rage. Either way, they're changing, and they may not be who you fell for when it's all done.
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>>154092186
Being a Hunter is a sort of cursed existence in itself, simply being knowledgeable of the supernatural will have you staring at shadows wondering if it's a Lasombra or some other crazy shit. It simply isn't easy to forget once you experience it
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>>154087396
What does everyone call him then if not Kitten? I can't recall anyone ever directly addressing him and every character has such a realistic name (except Grimal) that I can't see it actually being Kitten
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>>154094788
>What does everyone call him then if not Kitten
Marckus calls him love/companion, D calls him son-in-law, Door hasn’t really interacted with him much, and Boy calls him uncle. Even Grimaline called him Uke-boy instead of using his actual name.
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>>154088664
Or a Nexplorer who created an anchor point for them to head into the internet and explore it and was killed or lost during the White Out.
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>>154087323
That reminds me, I should really rewatch some dbz later this week.
>"That it should have ended after Namek"
The android saga was good but the writing really did get more messy into the cell saga.
The Buu saga was just frustrating, despite all the cool stuff added like ssj3 and fusion.
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>>154099004
Brand recognition from TTS days?
Even without that, he has cat ears on his hoodie during normal moments and he's shown cat like behavior during diablerie incident, hissing at Pyortor when scampering out of the hole. A gag, I know, but it's still there.
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>Hey Door do you know where my GOD LORD WHAT HAPPENED YOU YOUR SHOULDER!
>Ah Markus, good. I need some help to get to a hospital right now.
>Door, Brother, what happened! Did Blair do this to you!?
>Technically. It seems I was caught by surprise on the amount of pounds of pressure her jaws can can enact - as well as how wide they could open
>Door, you are missing a chunk of shoulder meat the size of Boy's fist, thsi is a major medical emergency
>I don't even think would coul pay for the neeedd hospital to fix that up
>Do not worry about that. I have been placed as a dependent on Blair's medical insure her work provides. That for a majority of the need procedures
>*A voice from Doors room comes up
>Your welcome deary. Thansk for the AWESOME SEX. Also you taste amazing beeteedubs
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>That face when you realize the gay nigga wearing ski mask 24/7 is also a furry otherkin
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>>154096113
>The android saga was good but the writing really did get more messy into the cell saga
My thinking was along the lines that Kevin would probably be at least somewhat picky/elitist with anything he watches.
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>>154087625
>you enjoy the adrenaline of hugging large predators? Do they just deserve to be loved in your eyes?
Yes to both. I think a big part of the problem is that the inherent danger is sexy, the knowledge that being with them comes with pain and torment, which in turn makes things exciting. There are no dull moments with Blair or Matilda, it is just rapid-fire insane bullshit over and over, a complete uproot of the stability I've always known. And yet, paradoxically, I want to establish a loving baseline with them too, to become a relatively stable presence in their turbulent lives that they know they can fall back on if they need to. I am a port that desperately yearns for a storm.
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>>154101631
I want to run The Technocracy like a sim. Depending on the choices you make, you can be the worlds savior or Marvel's A.I.M., whatever your goal is you have to deal with infighting and rogue mad scientists within your organization.
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>>154101019
Anon, I wanna fuck Grimal as much as anyone here but you can't lie.
She's a mess, even without being a hunter she's got the kind of habits that'll wear you down fast.
If she was a MAN, you'd see what I mean.
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>Hunters Hunted RPG, you start off as a nobody and as you progress you learn more and are able to join different groups
>Technocracy Boomer Shooter - IThe Pogrom is in full swing, Control sends you, a veteran agaent, to deal with a problem. Each chapter you play as a memeber of a different convention, your spheres and weapons will be based on the convention you're playing as: >Blacksuit with some Q division gadgets
>Borged out Iterator going terminator mode
>Progenitor with biomods and super combat drugs
>Void Engineer space marine (hardsuit segment included)
>Syndicate enforcer - earn money and buy stuff from other conventions
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>Time rift opens in the middle of dining room
>Marckus' disembodied head is thrown through it
>He has a long beard and his face is covered in celtic tattoos
>The head lands on porridge bowl and screams a long, anguished litany that sounds more like a scream than coherent sentence
>"You know, if we assume Marcy-boy has learned ancient gaelic in whatever future he's coming from, that'd have meant:"
>DO NOT FUCKING USE PENTEX MEDICAL INSURENCE, YOU NICKWITS - SMEAR FUCKING O'TOLLEYS GREASE ON THE WOUND IF YOU HAVE TO BUT DON'T YOU DARE TO USE BLAIR'S MEDICARD"
>Everyone turns around to look at Blair who's moved to doorframe
>"Blair! Did you just take a bite of my son in an attempt to trick us into hastening the coming of apocalypse?"
>The paramilitary woman flusters and puts her hands on her head in mimickry of a cute girl she saw on one of gang's anime tapes
>Timeline corrects itself, and both portal and Marckus-head disappear from existence, their sacrifice fulfilled
>"That's classic Blair"
>The gang all take a moment to enjoy a bit of hearty laughter
>"Honestly I don't know how we got by without your zany feminine energy!"
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>Hunters Hunted RPG
Isn’t that the one that introduced the man himself?
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>...Okay but seriously how are we going to get that taken care of, it looks like a wolf took a bite out of him
>Eehhh, might of some vampire blood laying around. Dilute that, put it on the wound and add some of my HOME REMIDIES and it'll heal better
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The next episode is Grimal, followed by the Arcanum and co. going to get the werewolf. Either it was forgotten, the ghoul confesses who they are, or they just take everyone along to ensure the ghoul cannot get away. I'm assuming it's the 2nd one given the grimal-kitten audiolog coming up