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>>154082933
They could sense frustration in young Skywalker. Orange buttcheeks they gave to relieve it. Instead of plapping them, he gets with a roasty senator with a bum babymaker, and he loses it over his Oneitis.
Now he's a dickless cyborg.
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>>154082933
>What was the Jedi council thinking?
"She can fix him"
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>>154082933
Smol pretty tight and worshipping student he could relieve stress with and protect and bully.
Built to fuck into a screaming orgasm coma, protect during battles, teach to become powerful and loyal, and eventually help crush his enemies and end her own enemies mercilessly as he stares on with satisfaction.
He watches her angrily crush a cyborg assassin who tried to kill him using a technique who only showed her once.
She stands up turns off her lightsaber a grim look on her otherwise beautiful face turns to him and runs towards him.
Leaping into his arms and saying, how was I master. He smiles and says You were excellent as always my padawan. She wryly asks, can you teach me anything more?
You know...
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No, they made the right call. >>154084378 is wrong, while your standard issue teenaged alien slave girl IS alluring, making her a Jedi is better. Its hard work but the results speak for themselves:
>infinitely more agile and flexible than a normal girl
>telepathic, can sense your unbridled lust at all times
>Padawan status is even sexier than just a regular teen. Its the difference between a genuine schoolgirl and a homeless teen
>you get to tap that every night knowing full well that she is more than capable of killing a dozen men
>instead, she is submitting to your huge human cock
I’m right. You know I’m right.
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>>154084378
I wonder if head tails is widely considered to be a slave trait in the galaxy.
Like if someone sees a human and a Nautolan/Togruta/Twi'Lek walking by, do they assume that's some guy and his slave more often than not?
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>>154086265
Very!
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>>154086382
He's just hiding his emotions to trick the jedi council
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>>154086190
What's there to mention? No one here would buy a $300 figure, on top of the fact that it looks atrocious. Ahsoka was never some chubby Vietnamese girl with an egg-shaped head, who looks fucking 8. This shit looks straight up awful. Awful figure, awful casting. This should've been the real outrage, not the performative tubetop tummy seething.
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>>154088801
It's pretty simple. Animated Ahsoka is peak. Even fucking Forces of Destiny one, cartoon for little girls that cost $5 to make. Seriously, go watch that episode where she trains Ezra. 11/10 raw mommy energy, Ashley's voice is so sexy for no reason there, lmao. Live-action one is character assassination and a crime against humanity. Everyone responsible for it should be fired.
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>>154088932
>Clone Wars is bizarrely sexless
lol what
it's one of the most sexful entries in the entire franchise
tons of relationships and tons of fanservice
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>>154088837
The clones treating Ahsoka like their commanding officer and little sister is always funny to me.
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>>154082933
>What was the Jedi council thinking?
"Anakin won't join the dark side if he gets some Togrussy." That's it. That was the entire thought process.
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>>154086345
In Disney Canon there was a Jedi who was a fuck up that was sent to a backwater temple, the dude pumped and dumped so much that he irrevocably altered the gene pool of the planet he was on.
Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan run into him in one the novels.
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>>154086345
>would have to be willing to pump, dump, and leave these togrutas and twi’leks to die.
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>>154082933
The idea was to give Anakin some perspective by giving him an apprentice who is just as fucking annoying as he was at that age. They figured that having to keep this little gremlin alive would instil an actual sense of responsibility into him and he would chill out.
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>>154088761
>No one here would buy a $300 figure
Yeah who would do that haha
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Anakin was/is powerhungry.
Being a teacher was the quickest way to fill that and change It going him someone like him so would understand how bad he was.
It failed because the council was full of incompetent tards
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>>154086333
>Oh so you're a good lucking 21 years ago war general ?
>You have a inflated ego due to being called the choosen one ?
>Here a half naked 14 years old cute brat
>Don't forget it, even we you two will be on the other side of the galaxy, all alone in your ship without a soul 3 millions km around
>Don't fuck her lmao
What the fuck were the jedi council thinking ?
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The Jedi Council saw the mandated skirts for youngling girls and kept making it shorter and shorter until they finally reached this level.
The croptop also took some deliberation, and the stockings? Someone really had to go through some mental gymnastics to justify it.
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>>154097111
>>Don't fuck her lmao
>What the fuck were the jedi council thinking ?
Pretty sure they were thinking the opposite of that.
Jedi weren't against sex, they're against oneitis.
Everyone kind of suspected that Anakin was a bit too close to Padme.
They were just stupid to realise how close they actually were.
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>>154098130
Aside from Barriss, how many other female padawans Ahsoka's age do we know about? We need more alien cuties.
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>>154102070
>Anakin: "Ahsoka, stop wearing those clothes."
>Ahsoka: "Why, Master?! They're cute, aren't they?"
>Anakin: "That's exactly why it's not okay. If weird people start coming around because of it, what are you going to do?"
>Anakin: "Put your robe on."
>Ahsoka: "Don't say things like you're my dad."
>Anakin: "Stupid apprentice"
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>>154082933
They THOUGHT giving the chronic reckless hothead a padawan would help wait shit >>154090315 already said it, thanks asshole.
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