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>>154104121
stolas would no longer have a reason to cheat and would just become his personal ass servant, though octavia would also no longer exist

>>154104121
Depends If he's married to Stolas, regardless, I doubt Stolitz would happen. Stolas isn't in a collapsing marriage so he doesn't fall for Blitzo's advances or the grimoire becomes a secret business deal.

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>>154104317
>No Stolitz.
>No Octavia.
Hard choice for the TaviaBros.

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>>154104415
stolitz is merely an afterthought to the fact that octavia wont be a thing anymore, so no, i dont like it

>>154104755
>No maximum housewife potential Owl Girl

why even live

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>>154104917
would she, though?
shes still a noble, she wont have to work a day in her life, so what exactly would she do as a ”housewife”?
just sit inside all day and have sex with you?

>>154104997
>just sit inside all day and have sex with you?
believe it or not that's all a lot of guys want for whatever reason

>>154105123
NTA. That's a fleshlight then, not a wife and I don't think most Anons see her as that.

>>154104317
>though octavia would also no longer exist
Could they not just use a surrogate like all Progressive Homos?

>>154104121
No more Stolitz but also Octavia would have never existed, you win some and you lose some

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>>154106111
This could mean, Minerva becomes the surrogate and Octavia's mother.

>>154106212
Does this mean she's fated to get a bombshell ass and hips when she gets older?

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>>154106269
Yes.

>>154104121
Could never happen
Its illegal to portray homo relationships as bad
For how bad Stolis and Blitzo are together they hammer in all the time that its an ultimately good relationship
This would just be an abusive relationship for the gays and theyd say its just alt right nazi propaganda to show that their relationships have problems
Itd be even more unacceptable if blitz was made into a woman and Stolas found he liked her more than his husband
Bi's cant leave homo relationships for straight ones

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Bzzzz bzzzz

>>154106435
King Bee....

>>154104121
>Sexy antagonistic bird fag who is a complete cunt
>Arranged gay marriage which would be neat to explore
>Because Stella is now a gay man, he gets more screentime and development
>No Octavia
A fucking win in my book.

>>154106572
I'm assuming the marriage was less about heirs and more to secure political alliance. I wonder which is more insulting, to be honest. It would be funny if Stolas was straight in this timeline because the one constant throughout the multiverse is he can never be happy with his marriage.

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>>154106435
Did you pack your lunchables, Buzzer?
>>154104997
Which Waifu would overall make the best housewife?

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>>154106662
>It would be funny if Stolas was straight in this timeline

>stolas is actually still gay
>but he and stellian do not get along at all
>he abuses him in ways not even stella could
>by the time they break up, he is genuinely traumatized by gay relationships
>ends up going straight looking for some intimacy that doesnt involve him getting sodomized and humiliated
>still finds it in an imp, just not blitzo

>>154106662
Well yes, that would be the only reason to have arranged gay marriage, it being some sort of alliance between different powerful factions. A straight man being forced into it would be hella funny, but I think it's also pretty neat to have two hot bird men who love to suck cock but they just hate each other so fucking much that a happy, stable relationship and a satisfying sex life is just not possible at all. Either works, really.

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>>154106673
I honestly have not had lunchables in many years. Not since grade school, at least.

>>154106839
>feeding Bee three gallons of coca cola and some mentos to see what happens

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>>154106922
>what happens
>

>>154107294
>Octavia gets a hold of the Narnia books
>has absolutely no context for them
>reads them because she's bored
What would she think of them?

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>>154107294
I recall that Georgina Leahy apparently said Stella listens to metal.

>>154107294
>>154107461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7UgU0J0exY

Dying Moxxie's horns with the female pattern while he's asleep so everyone thinks he's a troon and compliments him on how well he passes so he's confused as hell.

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>>154107497
https://youtu.be/J0C_W2h0y30
https://youtu.be/O8bTHId_T-s
https://youtu.be/tLFfhraRKXY

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>>154107294
>>154107497
>>154107461
>>154107717
>Both octavia and stella listen to heavy metal
>Meanwhile octavia's bf, anon, listens to shit like the oh hellos and a shell in the pit

I wonder how she'd feel about his music tastes being polar opposites to hers

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>>154107846
At the least, she would not care, at most - her and Stella would constantly talk shit about your music taste and get you to listen to hard rock to improve your taste.
>At least you don't have Stolas' music taste

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>>154107988
>>154107846
>Octavia listens to heavy metal
>Anon, meanwhile, listens to christian chants
>Now for any other human this would come across as a bit quirky or maybe weird, but because octavia is a literal demon and the music actually hurts her if she listens to it for too long, it loops right back to it being super metal and cool

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Sometimes you guys forget these are demons. To be fair I think Viv forgets too.

>>154108139
>music actually hurts her if she listens to it for too long, it loops right back to it being super metal and cool
>That's when Anon finds a way to mix both their music taste
>https://youtu.be/sG0zAn0dL2I

>>154108191
As in, appearance-wise or behavior-wise?

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>>154108191

>>154108247
I think he meant it as in "literal demons from hell that thrive off of people's suffering"-wise

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(You) gonna get loosh farmed.

>>154108274
Well, Blitzo fits that description, he makes us suffer by his existence.

>>154108317
>The fuck does 'loosh' mean?
>"What? You've never heard of loosh? Well, lemme break it down for your peanut brain..."
>Loona gets up from her chair.
>"Lots."
>Walks over to you.
>"Of."
>Looks you dead in the eyes.
>"Ostensibly"
>Sits on your lap.
>"Super."
>Leans in.
>"Hugs~"
>And breathes softly on your neck.

>>154108454
That was actually a really nice little read.

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How big is your HB folder?
I have nearly 1000 pictures and had to split it in half to more easily get through them, one dedicated to octavia and one for the rest

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>>154109113
>one dedicated to octavia
You need more Octavia?

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>>154109843
Always do, can never have enough of her

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>>154109896
Indeed.

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>>154109947

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>>154109974

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>>154109986

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Why the fuck does everyone ship these two?
Did they, at any point, show any sort of attraction towards one another?
Because from what i remember they were nothing except antagonistic towards each other