>>154105982
This show sucks ass.

>>154105982
This show sucks balls.

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Give me more Story Lord, plus AI, plus Summer's Raptor erotica.

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Bushworld adventures was the last time this show was funny

>>154106185
>>154106192
Dont project yourself Jerry.

Rephrased:
Please share a link where I can watch Cartoon Network online.
If possible not US restricted.

Thank you!

>>154105982
Who was in the wrong here

>>154106284
Bushworld adventures wasn't even funny it was lol he is loud XD and le funneh accent

Why don't you faggots just go watch the Back To The Future TV Series? There exists one ye know.

I actually complaining how Seasons 1 & 2 of Rick & Morty suck compared to a normal cartoon show and there's definitive room for improvement so it reaches Venture Bros levels of good.

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>>154106506
yeah?! well you're a faggot

>>154106625
Sorry I don't find Australians inherently funny and expect them to tell you know... Jokes

>>154106185
Meh, it's not like I'm paying for it.

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>>154106454
>the year of our lord 2026
>there are still people who use the internet and don't know how to pirate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jgf48wOg8BI
Was this really 7 years ago?

>>154106185
Heh! That is very funny!

>>154105982
Oh boy a Jerry epi-
>Jerry gets the b plot
It's going to be another 6 out of 10

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>>154106454
>>154106668
How unfortunate that our favorite live stream, TVPass, is no longer with us. It would seem we're in need of a replacement.

http://23.237.104.106:8080/USA_CARTOON_NETWORK/index.m3u8

>>154106581
Because that tv show and bill nye sucks ass

>>154106685
No, it was 9 years ago

>>154106393
Your show hasn't been good since season 1

>>154106756
its airing dandandan now. how long in hours until its rick and morty time?

>>154106454
>>154106756
Here's another one:
https://dlhd.pk/watch.php?id=339
>>154106818
One hour and forty minutes.

>>154106756
I'm good I'll just wait until after it airs and watch a mirror because I find commercials deeply offensive.

>>154105982
I, for one, have been enjoying Season 9 so far.

Though, I do wish Morty was given something to do. It's been years of him being inept and pointless.

I'd post a stream link but some asshole didn't delete his post and now it's dead

>>154106185
/THREAD

>>154105982
Is it true they made another evil morty episode??

Anyone got a stream link?

>>154105982
First two episodes were great, this one seems much lower stakes. We'll see if they can keep it up.

>>154107815
Seconding because TheTvApp link for CN seems to be down right now.

Was that homer in the family guy ?

Would you a Marjorie?

Popped my edibles, made a bowl of buffalo tendie mac and cheese and a tall glass of Whole Racism, ready to pirate Zoomlennial Simpsons again! Luv me Brick of Snorty! CONSUME! 4CHAN! DRUGS AND THE WORST BOARD ON 4CHAN! PICKLE RIIIIIIICK!!!!

>>154108106
>Whole Racism
Que?

So what do we think the overarching plot about the pool will be?

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Stop sharing stream links if you want them to last
If someone really wants a stream that badly, they'll find it through the archive

>site goes down five minutes before it starts

>>154108157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCF2eSKJcSc

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>>154108299
Can't believe that was nine years ago...

>>154108280
Most of these stream links are already listed on a widely popular website which is shilled all over the web (freemediaheckyeah). Corpo's aren't going to be scraping every shitty /co/ thread for links to go after, this shit isn't hidden. You just sound like a paranoid retard who has no clue how the internet actually works.

>>154108280
Nobody gives a fuck about streams anymore, this isn’t 2011

>>154107897
That's a phishing link.

>rick wins effortlessly episode
>rick is depressed and sad episode
>jerry is a fucking loser episode
Are we just going back to Season 2 or something?

>>154105982
He better go to fucking boob world

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WELLA WELLA WELLA
WELLLLLL IT'S RICK AND MORTY TIME

>>154108360
>Are we going back to the last time the show was good
God I hope so

… what?

>>154108382
Lol, lmao

/ourguy/ Rick jusy jobbed to some Kung-fu archetype.

>>154108382
That's the movie

I'm heading to bed, tell me if Beth looks good in a bikini

>>154108404
Season 2 was shit, get over it.

Can't Rick just go in a clone body if he dies?

Why can't rick just fix this?
He literally beat the devil

>>154108446
He can but he wants to figure out how it works

>The point of martial arts is to avoid violence
Dude you set a man's heart to blow up without him even making the first move

Would you a poolbot?

Jerry is gonna fuck the bot

JERRY NO

Jerry...don't fuck the robot.

jerry gets horny for a pool cleaner?

This seems wildly out of character for Jerry.

>Beth is getting cucked to a pool bot

>in my day we called them sluts

Now this is the kinda TV.
additionally, doesnt rick record everything?

First 2 episodes, breddy gud
This episode, boring and stupid

>>154108511
She cucked him with herself

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>It's a "Jerry fucks a pool cleaning robot because Beth didn't care to abandon her job to come over to see the cleaned pool"
That's... Is this a worse premise than the mutant sperm creating an inbred giant?

That is the pathetic Jerry i missed

>>154108511
Fitting since she cheated with Space Beth.

>>154108527
This is better than last episode
>Lol Rick is le depressed

>>154108527
Maybe on opposite day

AMETHYST?

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I hope they take inspiration from South Park, include more satire aimed at Chinese leaders, and end up getting R&M banned in China.

Amethyst!!

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>polycule daughter

good for Jerry

>>154108546
>>154108557
???

Pretty good so far.

>6 7 joke on 6/7

KINO

kind of a family guy tier episode so far... it's only half over?

Well this broke the streak of good episodes this feels like one of those weird vent episodes like the therapy ones

Let’s be honest - we’d all do the pool bot.

>>154108576
Nah this episode is good (aside from the polycule stuff)

Jerry is a Chad. Even cleaning machines fall for him.

Isn’t Rick shown to have a mechanical heart in prior episodes?

>>154108576
almost as if people still say lead with your best foot forward to get people hooked and knock it off with season long story arcs and returning to an episodic format like season 1

>>154108527
Yea this one sucks

>>154108576
No that was last episode
>Le Rick is le miserable because he is le Rick and will always be le Rick

>>154108576
Last week's episode was shit

>>154108592
Don’t think about it.

>>154108594
To be fair the Mr Poopy opener was the only time I can think of that we had a bad season opener

I'm enjoying this one. It's good stupid, like the old stuff, Rick's NPC line was annoying, and there's a second half for it to get snarky and cynical about Kung Fu but right now it's alright.

>>154108617
I’m hoping for fun kung fu shenanigans

I'm SHOCKED the pool guy didn't die

>b plot is about jerry feeling cucked
>gluck gluck joke that goes on for too long
>sex scene with a pool cleaner (???)
>lecture about polycules
not feeling this episode so far...

>>154108592
He's constantly swapping and replacing his bodies. There's no consistency to what he has inside him.

Wow better action scene than invincible

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fuck man this sucks

Hey welcome to lil' bits

Im starting to think this episode was made out of spite for the anime season

This turned into a fucking family guy episode

>Reverse UNO Punc-
HAWAIIAN PUNCH GUY?!?!

>Punchy

Wow. Didn't expect that.

>The hawaiian punch mascot
Not fucking way

>bot floods the house
I chuckled

>>154108599
>Stupid ad episode isn't bad
Silence shill

I wonder if the people who hate this episode forget about the abundant of stupid episodes in S1 had?

>>154108701
Ad episode?

>>154108703
This one insists upon itself

>>154108703
Those ones were funny.

>>154108633
Belay that.

>>154108713
>Anatomy Park with the random cuckhold subplot was funny

this entire episode feels like a first draft

Beth is cool with it
Of course she is

>my hair dryer makes me cum like a wild cat
kek

beth not caring is a little funny I admit

>>154108733
The kungfu shit feels like an afterthought

>>154108743
Is that a thing women do? Sounds like it would burn like hell.

>>154108711
HAWAIIAN PUNCH™

Wait, how does a hair dryer...

>It's a pool party ending
Based

When was the last time you had Hawaiian punch?

That ending sucked

>>154108758
You stick it in your cunt.

>>154108733
Total mess 2/10 me and my girl thought it was shit the hair dryer joke was funny though

>>154108770

Wouldn't that horribly burn?

>>154108753
you know how vaginas are muscles and when tissue regrows holy crap that tag ending really ruined my train of thought on where i was going

>>154108753
It's a Rick hair drier

>beth wears a one piece bathing suit
Bikinifags on suicide watch

I liked it.
It was silly and goofy in the best way and not overtly cynical.

This episode was less cynical than what you'd expect from Rick and Morty.

>>154108751
The Jerry subplot saved it

>>154108779
99% of women who give birth tend to use one pieces

>>154108773
Considering it can talk presumably it can not be super hot

>>154108779
Summer was looking good at least

>>154105982
This season has been nothing but bangers we're so fucking back it's unreal.

This episode was great because it didn't try to make a MESSAGE about stuff, when it easily could have, instead of a goofy pool party ending. Old season vibes, I think they're getting it again, just do more of that for the goofy episodes.

the most explicit sex scene in the series and it had to be jerry sticking his dick in a pool cleaning bot

>my hairdryer makes me cum like a wild cat
They can get away with that now?

>>154108770
>>154108773
Considering how she was using it apparently she cums hard from having her hair blown.

I will not read this thead. I will wait patiently for that mega link

>>154108785
Requesting Rule 34 of Pool Bot

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What does it say about the episode where I only caught the last 3 minutes and felt like I still saw the whole thing?

>>154108762
Middle school. Our drink machines had them. Was also when I got sick to death of drinking them all the time. 3 years of that shit will make anyone sick of them.

I missed it? Thought it aired at 11:30 :(

>classic boob world bad episode set up
>polycuel self insert
>ad for Hawaiian Punch
>Regression of Jerry
>Stupid plot with a few decent jokes and fight scenes
Terrible episode worst one yet hoping the pool leads to something

>>154108806
Yeah, cat lives matter played itself out mid-Biden, you can use the hard W

>>154108812
I mean if you watch Rick and Morty for the plot that's on you

>>154108809

Weird.

Good episode though. Felt like season 1 or 2.

Pool cleaner sex and hawaiian punch kung fu god are a little too out there for me. I liked the part where Rick was trying to reverse the heart punch but that was about it.

Meh episode, but it had a few good jokes

Once again Jerry lost out on someone who wanted to fuck him

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I was going to stay up to do another drawing, but this episode didn't really amp me up.

I liked the Jerry subplot more. Felt like that should've been the focus. Would've been more fun if the poolbot was more focused on Beth, hunted her down, and made a large pool out of horse blood to drown her in. Maybe a quip were the poolbot finds the large jars of horse semen and just goes "No. Gross. That would be too far."

Beth's showing her assets was hot though.

>>154108824
It felt like season 4

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>>154108779
Still probably the hottest she's looked in the actual show thus far.

>>154108733
That’s the blight of being required to shit out 10 episodes a season. You have bad ideas that normally wouldn’t make it this far get made into episodes because they need to pad out the order

no, women dont actually fuck hair dryers. I'm assuming it was modified to suck instead of blow air

>Episode with Rick trying to pettily one up a rival and a mediocre Jerry B-plot
:(
>Episode with Rick trying to pettily one up a rival and a mediocre Jerry B-plot, but it’s season one
:D

>>154108799
Those are way bigger than they normally look

>>154108834
>Would've been more fun if the poolbot was more focused on Beth, hunted her down, and made a large pool out of horse blood to drown her in. Maybe a quip were the poolbot finds the large jars of horse semen and just goes "No. Gross. That would be too far."
God you're so fucking jewish, swain, stop it.

>>154108855
Speak for yourself

Bad episode felt like a first draft reminded me of the bad sperm episode

>>154108823
I mean everything was so explanatory that it felt like I was SUPPOSED to only watch this last 3 minutes. Like the only thing that caught me off guard was the hawaian punch guy being there.

>>154108822
lel

>>154108806
S&P decides what is and is not allowed, but “cum” has definitely been on their blacklist until recently

>>154108859
The Jerry B-plot was the best part, though?
Also if you're referring to the devil episode, there's no contest, the A-plot of that was way funnier.

>>154108859
You failed at writing something like season one. You should go home to your polycuel and Justin should come back

>>154108862
C'mon gurl, use an electric toothbrush instead.

>>154108834
They are not going to make a Beth Jerry episode better than the Xenomorph episode or Meseeks episode. They have a stable dysfunctional thing going on that works for now

>>154108862

How do you not burn yourself?

Summer is, canonically, the only member of the family we haven't seen/heard of fucking an inanimate object.

The IGN review did say this was one of the shittier episodes in the roster

>>154106756
>>154106880
Thank you!
I just learned about this .m3u8 thing, cool.

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>>154108860
Yeah I noticed that too. Beth in her regular outfit would have her cleavage out at all times if they were that size.

>>154108913
What episodes did they like?

>>154108911
She fucked a car in the comics

>>154108899
the burn is part of the appeal

>>154108913
So that confirms this episode was kino

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>>154108932

....Alright then.

>>154108913
I’m changing my vote, this episode was fucking fire.

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ohhh, my heads so heavy!

>>154108952
considering how beth uses her hair dryer, you're not wrong

>>154108927
This family never had a chance..

>>154108925
They really jerked off episode 2 which makes them hard to take seriously, but they also said 6 and 7 are some of the best

3 and 5 were cited as the weakest. Based on the title, episode 5 is memberberries for Snowball

They also said 10 was pretty solid but season finales are usually decent

>>154108948
Not like, go to the hospital type of burn, but enough that it hurts

>>154108933
>>154108952
/co/ntrarians everyone. Never change /co/

Jerry comes off as more diserable than Beth and the rest of the family desu despite the show trying to portray him as low status.

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>>154109001

Cool. Cool. You....you enjoy that.

>>154109001
I guess you really are a roastie.

>>154109025
I like having cigarettes put out on me too

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>>154108824
>Good episode though
It's really not, the previous two were decent because one ended the Omega Device and Evil Morty bullshit while the second one actually did have a good sci-fi premise I wish we saw explored in a more serious shows, this one just isn't.

A martial arts master abusing his heart attack move to get out of paying bills is not funny, an even older martial arts master being disgruntled that is daughter is a whore is not funny, Jerry thinking he did something useful because he installed a mod on a pool robot is not funny, random effect punches is not funny, a "god" that looks like Little Caesar is not funny, Jerry having sex with the pool robot is maybe kinda funny on a first watch but I suspect it'll just be cringey upon rewatching it, making the robot then try and murder people is funny in theory because it's by all rights feeble but it doesn't work in execution.

This was awful, easily comparable to the Sperm episode, the NumberLetter war, Bethcest and Hellraiser parody. Just awful, not a new low but certainly one of the worst yet.

>>154108988
Oh and some good news, Space Beth only has a couple cameos this season, the one in the first episode was the only voiced one

>>154109107
>in my personal opinion I didn't find it funny
I disagree and think it was funny

>>154109107
>while the second one actually did have a good sci-fi premise I
Its literally another "Rick sad boi" episode abd the premise isn't really interesting at all

>>154109107
For me this episode was a lot more tolerable than sperm or numericons, but the "wackiness" per se is definitely within that camp.

>>154109107
>A martial arts master abusing his heart attack move to get out of paying bills is not funny
It’s hilarious

>>154109107
That was the Hawaiian Punch mascot retard

>>154109101
sut da fuk up

>>154109101
damn that is fire (pardon the pun)
im not in this level yet. i just like to get punched, kicked and hit.

>>154109107
>martial arts master abusing his heart attack move to get out of paying bills is not funny
Yes it is. Like objectively

>>154109119
Because she's getting a spinoff

>>154109161
I like all that too, but sometimes you just need something else. It’s so effortless that it can be done to you without any warning

>>154108806
They've said cum gutters before

No mega or torrent request, ep must have been really bad

>>154109415
Yes and it was censored every time they said it

>>154109415
that was also like 10 years ago when companies and shit were more strict with rules
plus they have censored stupid stuff in the past. remember that rickxsummer episode where they were just pretending to eat out the air for the 3 world ending event bender?

>>154109500
I asked already

>>154106185
>>154106192
>>154106284

Still salty about Smiling Friends being cancelled, are ya?

>>154105982
wheres S9E2?

>>154109012
Them clearly gaslighting him and him being a clear abuse victim is part of the joke.

>>154109500
its literally on piratebay

>>154109641
I don't trust that site anymore, where's the mega guy at

>>154109555
I'm pretty sure the mouth censoring was part of the joke

Hopefully this will be the lowest point of this season. And it makes sense, consider that faggot Rob Schrab wrote it. Anyone else notice the blatantly SJW dialogue that just doesn't jive with the everything else?
>The whole siding with waiters exchange where Morty says "because your side sucks"
>Punch up or shut up
>polycule bullshit
>unfunny toilet humor
Yeah, I doubt even Nick Rutherford's writing that's coming up on episode 9 will be as bad.

>>154109720
>polycule
>in my time we called them whores
that was kind of funny

>>154109641
not getting another C&D frpm Warner Bros because they wait a month to upload their shows

>>154109765
Sure, but the resolution? They played it completely straight instead of making fun of it even further. Undermines the earlier joke.

>>154109777
they do this in muttmerica if you torrent? Lmao

I called the poolbot trying to fuck Jerry. Something about that guy is uniquely rapeable.

>>154109810
I always find it pretty funny that all Jerry fans want to see him raped. I mean it's obvious why that's his appeal, but still

Ok /co/ truth time, which unlaminate objects have you put your penis into?

>>154109777
Just get a VPN

Where's the damn link

>>154109933
im just going to assume you said inanimate and answer anyways
>fleshlight
>melons and watermelons
>contemplated an apple pie
>home made masturbator with plastic and a paper towel roll
>got mad that i ripped the paper towel roll and just fapped because the lube was already on
>tried it again with a pringles can to better effects
>one of those crappy figures that are fuckable only to realize you can pierce through with your dick or if its airtight enough cause them to rupture with cum
>still finished tho
lets see what else..
>after that i moved onto onaholes, hips and now i have like 3 sexdolls

i kinda liked it but it had weird moments
>the poly daughter that leads to nothing but "understanding"
>morty coming home crying and rick being "ohh poor baby" and shit
>the ending? wth was that
did not know the punch god was the hawaiian punch mascot so i didnt care about that