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Monkey's Paw XLII: The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything Edition 06/02/26(Tue)06:36:15 No. 11523761
Monkey's Paw XLII: The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything Edition 06/02/26(Tue)06:36:15 No. 11523761
Monkey's Paw XLII: The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything Edition Anonymous
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The rules:
>Grant the wish of an Anon above you, putting your own lewd twist on it.
>After granting a wish, you get to make one wish yourself. The Anons below you will grant it, and so on.
The first Anon of the thread gets to ask for a wish for free, without having to grant someone else's wish. (To be clear,does not mean without receiving a twist.)
>If a wish received only lazy "the wish is made completely unenjoyable and everyone dies" answers, you can re-grant it in a different way and still get to make your wish.
>If all wishes have been already granted, then you can just ask for a wish for free.
>Not a rule but it's still good form: if someone put effort and creativity in their post, you are encouraged to put effort and creativity when you answer their wish.
>Remember that we're here to have fun!
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Wishes from last thread:
>>11523372
>I wish I could open a store selling magical swimsuits in a fantasy world to all sorts of races
>>11523016
>I wish to be bloated. Genie decides how: weight gain, cum inflation, hyperpregnancy... As long as I get big and plump.
>>11522988
>I wish I was the living dungeon in the pic, cuddlefucking anyone who enters my domain until they become submissive, docile pets.
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>>11523764
>>11522320
>I wish to be a cute girl with a loving lesbian twin
>>11522307
>I wish I was a cute mage girl with a perverted (but nice) older female mentor
>>11522296
>I wish I was a sexy alchemist
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>>11523764
>>11523016
Granted! I'm gonna make you bloated in a way that's inspired by the image you provided as inspiration. You're suddenly going to find your body fattened and blown up like a seven-foot wide balloon, and that it's filled with a thick buttercream-like frosting. You've been converted into a biological frosting generating machine, constantly dribbling the stuff from your swollen tits. You can suck on them yourself, the frosting tastes like sugary condensed milk, and it's fattening enough to sustain you on your own cream alone. That's not all, because if you squeeze hard enough you can fill entire rooms with your naturally produced frosting.
Of course, why should I stop at just you getting to enjoy feeling bloated like this? Wouldn't you want to share your frosting titty milk with others? Well like it or not, like flies to honey, your frosting will attract other people to you because of how delightful it'll smell. If other people eat it, they'll quickly get a mild addiction to it, and do everything they can to eat more of your frosting. As they do, their own bodies will bloat and fatten to match yours, skin softening and smoothing to match yours, breasts swelling to match yours. They'll start producing fattening frosting themselves, gorging themselves on their own thick cream to satisfy their newfound cravings. Here's something new though, the more people you transform into bloated cream factories, the wider and taller you'll start to grow, inches at a time. Plus, the bigger you are, the more cream you make! You'll be treated like a frosting goddess before too long, and everyone, especially you, will get to enjoy it all!
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>>11523767
>I wish to live comfortably (and dangerously) in a superhero world where nearly all superhumans are ultra super sized fatblob women who permanently fart, even when in their civilian identities. I also wish I were dating this universe's Spider-Woman, get to have regular sex with her, and be kidnapped by her rogues gallery on a regular basis (and that I can have sex with them too but Spider-Woman's chill with that so long as she and I are each others' number one).
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>>11523765
>>11522307
>I wish I was a cute mage girl with a perverted (but nice) older female mentor
Wish granted!
You are now a cute young peasant woman with magical aptitude. You'll encounter a travelling wizard, a woman of great beauty and aptitude. She will offer to train you for free, an invaluable gift.
However, you will rapidly discover that this woman is as crazy as she is powerful. Years of magical experimentation have given her a massive libido and an endless streak of bizarre fetishes. Her overall lewdness will constantly fluster you. Your teacher is a big believer in teaching you how to swim by tossing you in the deep end of the pool. You might wake up with a fetish for latex bandage one morning, and be unable to come until you've used alchemy to create a latex suit to bind yourself in. You might be locked for a week in a cave with a fire elemental, unable to pleasure yourself. This will do wonder to teach you how to wield fire magic well enough to let the fire elemental eat you out.
Your teacher's perversion will mean a life of chaos and skipping from town to town. Your teacher is not a bad person, often taking time to fight evil. However her perspective on sexuality will not be popular. The king might be happy you've saved his daughter, but less happy when he finds out your teacher poured your love potion in the castle's main well.
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>>11523899
Every time you will think to yourself that you've hit the peak of degeneracy, your teacher will introduce you to another fetish. Uncannily, she will be able to read your soul perfectly. Every degenerate thing she has you do, you will find that in your heart of heart you really enjoy it. Embarrassment and lust will be the dominant emotions of your life.
After fifty years of apprenticeship, your teacher will reach the end of her magical life span. She will teach you her final spell: a way to cheat death through a form of reincarnation. You will be given the ability to find a young woman with magical potential, and mold her soul into a copy of your teacher's. Through years of happy sexual debauchery, you would be able to turn your pupil into your own former mentor.
Of course, your teacher cannot force you to seek a student of your own and rewrite her life. You are free to spend your next 200 years as a beautiful woman, the strongest mage in the land. But perhaps your soul has been changed? With a mind more lustful than most succubus, you might struggle to find anyone you relate to as deeply as your teacher. And perhaps, in your old days, it might be helpful to have a student to awaken your future reincarnation to their true self?
>I wish for society to see gyarus as the ideal women. While many may enjoy it, and many others might dislike it, being a slutty happy-go-lucky tanned woman with blonde hair is seen as the apex of feminine virtue.
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>>11523764
>I wish I could open a store selling magical swimsuits in a fantasy world to all sorts of races
Granted. You live in a fantasy world that has been through an apocalypse, and now basically 99% of it has been flooded. Swimsuits are basically a requirement at this point, and MAGIC swimsuits are highly sought out by adventurers, since they provide necessary magical buffs like oxygen reserves or frost resistance without compromising agility.
You are the owner of a magical swimsuit shop, but you don't just sell them: you produce them, using various materials ranging from various kinds to algae to monster skin, from rubber to mithril. (How can a fantasy world have things like latex? Same way they have owlbears: a wizard fucked up.) How do you get materials? By adventuring. Well, more like sticking together with a group of adventurers, following them in their quests to properly harvest materials. Those adventurers mostly focus on stuff like fighting; they don't have the skills for things like "how to skin a brainsucker jellyfish without ruining the membrane" or "how to mine any kind of mineral ore", but you do. On the other hand, your skills are mostly focused on resource gathering, item crafting and general survival, NOT combat - you'll have to rely on adventurers for that. And if they get defeated? It will be YOUR job to return to the surface safely.
Speaking of which: as I already mentioned, the world is flooded, and it's basically a FoxEye RPG. Drowning is an ever-present danger, mitigated only by swimsuit enchantments that act as oxygen reserves... and they disappear if the swimsuit gets destroyed. And then there's the other stuff, like getting electrocuted by jellyfish or being molested by insert-monster-here. Thankfully, any "bad end" just results in you respawning at your floating shop.
As for the "all sort of races" thing... Well, most of the civilized races are still land-dwellers. So you got the classics like elves who demand plant-based attire...
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>>11523907
...or dwarves that instead favor metal. Granted, they'll be VERY thin armor mails (think Frodo's mithril mail from Lord of the Rings). But you'll also get weirder stuff like a mind flayer who is SO completely done with people mistaking her for squidfolk, centaurs who are in the middle of devolving back into selkies, some seagull harpies who need complex harnesses to hold their stuff, ghosts... The list goes on. And naturally, they'll have particular requests that necessitate particular materials. so you better start planning your next underwater exploration to Mount Doom.
>I wish to be a penis fairy.
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>>11523769
Granted, you are Symbiote. Not A symbiote - well, you are, but only half. You are a human-symbiote hybrid, and one of the few superhumans who ISN'T a perma-farting SBBW. Your default form - the one you have without a host - is that of a male humanoid, barely above shota size and with the physical weakness to match; and since you don't have real bones, you are especially squishable. You can, however, shape-shift to a limited extent, mostly forming weak tentacles to increase your reach. You also have the ability to bond with other individuals, becoming a living suit and granting you both a significant power boost as well as a mental connection.
Unfortunately, you also have the typical weaknesses of a symbiote: intense soundwaves and heat can harm and disorient you, and you need certain brain chemicals the same way humans need vitamins to survive. How do you get those chemicals? Three ways: eating vast amounts of chocolate, eating brains, or being bonded to someone who goes through frequent bouts of adrenaline. Since you're now Spider-Woman's boyfriend and ally, you have ample access to the first and third options. Long-term bonding also has the unfortunate side effect of causing increased aggression, which is why you can't stay bonded all the time. Cuddling and being lost in her fatty folds/asscrack are fine though.
And yes, of COURSE you will end up having to face Spidey's foes on a regular basis - that's basically your job, since, you know, you're a half-symbiote and can't exactly get hired at McDonalds. And yes, the rogues will frequently kidnap you under the reasoning that capturing you will weaken Spider-Woman. As for having sex with them... Well, usually you'll need Spider-Woman's assistance, given that you are pretty weak on your own.
>I wish to be this woman, including the multi-boob, the hyperwomb and the macro-ova. Make me a mega-broodmother.
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>>11523911
Granted, you're a fairy with a very large cock and balls, just as in your image. Fairies all embody a single trait - many are Fire Fairies or Water fairies. Some embody more ephemeral concepts like Love or Creativity. And in your case, you're a Penis Fairy - with testicles also part of your domain. The thing a fairy embodies has a powerful effect on their form - a Fire Fairy would having a flame atop their head instead of hair, and be very hot to the touch, as an example. In your case, you're a futa whose endowments would be massive even on a human. I explained the other types of fairies because you'll live in the Fairy Realm - a comfy place with fairy-sized houses and furniture up in trees. You'll share a house with a few other fairies - a Lust Fairy (makes people horny), a Soap Fairy (cleans things up and makes things slick and slippery), and a Shrink Fairy (who is small even compared to other fairies and can shrink others down, making humans fairy-sized, for example).
But you'll still be interacting with plenty of humans. You can be temporarily summoned to the human realm - a more magical, fantasy version of Earth. Fairies are often summoned my mages, or by magical items that anyone can use. Low-end spells will summon a random type of fairies but more difficult ones get a specific type. Sometimes, you might be summoned by a helpless cleric in a dungeon, hoping for some magical firepower but the best you can do is give them a massive, needy cock. Other times, maybe a horny succubus might summon you specifically - not just any Penis Fairy, but you as an individual - to use as a living dildo.
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>>11524208
So your life will be split between hanging out with fairy roommates and being summoned by people that really want help from your power. If you meet any humans you really like, you can conjure a magical calling card that makes it easier for them to summon you again. And if you die while summoned in the human realm, you'll simply warp back home and be healed. But you're probably more interested in what manner of magic you have. You can of course give someone a penis and/or balls, give them extra if they already have them, grow them, modify them, increase sensitivity or libido, boost cum production, etc.. You can do pretty much anything that could reasonably fall under the umbrella of "Penis Magic" but your spells focus more on adding or increasing things rather than shrinking or removing. You still *can* use your magic to shrink someone's dick, but it's trickier and more tiring. There's only one real limit to how much magic you can use - casting spells makes you hornier, and your massive cock with throb and ache all the more until eventually you find that you can't cast any spells at all and not even the magic that allows your body to fly will work. To get your magic back, you simply need to cum. This usually isn't too hard for you to do on your own, but it can happen at unfortunate times and your rising arousal as you keep casting is more of a hindrance than needing to take a step back to masturbate or have sex now and then.
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>>11524209
But let's make things a little harder for you. You're not skilled at containing your magic. Any time you cum, for any reason, your load will be enchanted with a spell effect you're capable of casting and that suits your interests. And if your own cum gets on you, yes, you'll be affected. Careful you don't make your cock so big you're immobilized in a room until one of your roommates helps you out or something like that. Given the size of your load, your cum will frequently flood through your house and affect your fairy roommates. It's rare for a fairy to have such poor control, and you'll often be teased for it. Your Lust Fairy roommate in particular is fond of making you cum just to see what random effect will happen. One last thing - you'll very rarely be summoned to regular non-fantasy Earth sometimes, which is a good opportunity to spread your magic and have a bunch of chaotic fun casting your big cock spells on people.
>I wish to be a queen bee girl, with a hive of other bee girls eager to cater to my every (lewd) whim. And some kind of shapeshifting or magic to customize my / their bodies and mix it up now and then. Maybe even a way to mess with humans that trespass or something.
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>>11524208
>Sometimes, you might be summoned by a helpless cleric in a dungeon, hoping for some magical firepower but the best you can do is give them a massive, needy cock.
Nah, I'd just make my cock hyper-sensitive and then let the cleric use me like a wand of chaos, making me shoot load after load charged with random effects. I played The Binding of Isaac, bitch.
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>>11523916
Granted. You've now been abducted by aliens and transformed into their ideal mega-broodmother. It happens to align with the details you specified. You're now over 10 feet tall (3m10cm tall), your vagina is the size of the average person at around 5.5 feet (1m70cm), it produces macro-ova each about the size of a medium watermelon, and that's not even mentioning the size of your womb. And yes, you're near permanently ovulating and your unfertilized ova drop out of you like chicken eggs. The aliens even reconfigured your system to make you produce new eggs constantly like how males produce sperm instead of having a finite number of eggs inside you. You even have the three pairs of giant boobs and yes they're milk factories even without pregnancy. There's just a few other things about your new body that I should mention of course. Your milk comes out a kind of blue-greenish color and smells like fruit, but that's minor compared to the fact your womb is now designed to produce alien offspring. See, the aliens who abducted you are pretty gigantic, I'm thinking maybe 30 feet tall (do your own conversion), and they're all male. They travel the galaxies seeking out other species that are suitable to be transformed into broodmothers to fit their unique specifications, and humans seem to fit the bill. You're the first in a soon to be long line of humans who are going to be abducted and transformed, forced to live out the rest of your days rearing the offspring of a world conquering galactic empire. You're going to be treated more as a tool than a partner, but they do take care to maintain their tools so you will be fed and cleaned regularly. Should you manage to leave the aliens who transformed you, either by escape or rescue, returning to normal life is going to be impossible but something tells me that isn't going to be a deal breaker for you.
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>>11524995
>I wish for a soft and sweet goblin girlfriend
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>>11523765
>>I wish I was a sexy alchemist
Granted, you are an animesque-sexy alchemist (not necessarily female, you can pick your own sex) who knows a huge quantity of recipes, from healing potions to incendiary bombs, from aphrodisiacs to psychedelic drugs. And you can usually create these potions using ordinary ingredients - the real secret is in the brewing process, not the materials; only the strongest potions (see: Midas' Touch) require ingredients that you'll actually struggle to find.
Unfortunately, you studied at the Megumin Institute school of alchemy, meaning that all your potions will be explosive. Now, normally this wouldn't be much of a problem: sure, some potions explode when exposed to direct sunlight, some explode when agitated, some explode after a set period of time and so on, but at least there's a clear condition for their explosion. Until there isn't, because occasionally you will accidentally create a "bad" potion that will explode at random, including one notable istance of time-stop potion that will explode a day before you brew it. The fact that all your potions are explosive also means that they have a tendency to affect multiple people instead of just one, so keep that one in mind.
>>11523765
>I wish to be a cute girl with a loving lesbian twin
Granted, and I'll also change the world so that people will not question things like why you're two sisters sloppily kissing each other. No, they'll just accept that you're two sisters who love each other very much, even in public. Also, if you'll ever use IVF to conceive a child, there won't be any physical issues caused by the incest... Well, aside from the fact that you'll probably have a mini-me daughter who looks identical to you two.
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>>11525095
However, you and your sister suffer from the curse of synchronization: you share any sensation based on touch. If you step on a Lego, your sister will feel the pain. If she taps a pen on her hand in Morse code, you'll feel it. If either of you uses a vibrating dildo, the other will feel it - and if both of you use vibrators at the same time, their effects will be multiplied together, with hilarious results.
>I wish to be transformed into a group of hive-minded imps, with the ability to transform other people into imps and assimilate them into the hive.
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>>11525002
Granted! But you're not isekaied into some kind of fantasy world - you're still on plain ol' Earth. No one bats an eye at a goblin living here, though. Nor will anyone concern over her sudden appearance in your life And as a nice little bonus, she'll be welcomed into whatever living arrangements you currently have, even if it's something like a lease where each tenant needs to pay separately, she'll get in for free with you. She looks exactly like in the picture with your wish, and she's very affectionate, constantly wanting to cuddle against you. She'll also happily help with chores and the like. Her favorite household task is cooking - which she's amazing at due in part to the supply of otherworldly ingredients she uses that you've never heard of. You're not sure how she keeps resupplying on her fantasy groceries, but they won't run out.
However, not all is love and bliss. She's a goblin, the low-tier, weak, trash enemy that early adventurers farm for xp. Despite your life otherwise being normal and mundane, noob adventurers keep showing up on your doorstep to slay her. But it's nothing as graphic as watching her get cleaved in two with a sword. Even if a blade strikes her flesh, her 'Hit Points" will simply deplete, and she'll go unconscious if she runs out, probably getting some bruises that will clear after about a day. That said, the pain she feels when adventurers hunt her down is still perfectly real, and she'll look to you with huge, pleading eyes to fend them off. You'll find that you share her quirk of taking Hit Point damage in lieu of real harm, but this only applies to damage caused by fighting adventurers (including accidents, indirect damage, and collateral), so don't go running in front of cars (unless during a fight with an adventurer).
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>>11525129
Unfortunately, you never get any "Level Ups" or xp from fighting the adventurers that attack. However, when you reduce any of them to 0 Hit Points, they teleport back to whatever dimension they're from and your goblin girlfriend gets some XP. She won't ever get strong enough to defend herself, though. She's an artisan at heart, so XP just improves her cooking, and will eventually let her learn enchanting and alchemy. She can buff you up for fights but will run in a terrified panic if she has to defend herself. And don't worry about your battles getting you in trouble with the police - they turn a blind eye to inter-dimensional conflicts. That's also why that won't help you in your battles.
Adventurers won't show up constantly, maybe one every few days or so. And you'll get a few minutes of warning when one starts to warp in. And it isn't all bad having to fight them. Your goblin girlfriend is very grateful whenever you defend her, as she has a thing for noble rescuers - knights in shining armor. She'll want to pamper you and get you into bed to please you however she can after a battle. And despite mostly being an artisan, her sexual traits and abilities will also level up with XP, and she can eventually produce potions and the like to enhance your bedroom activities.
>I wish to be a sexy evil boss - the kind of 'evil' that's ultimately pretty harmless and doesn't result in heroes murdering me if they win, where the heroes will even still invite me to their kart racing and sports activities or whatever else they do.
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>>11525172
Each wish is to satisfy a particular fantasy, many are fine to not include some given elements of their person to satisfy or deeper immerse within some of those fantasies.
The decision is purely upon the wisher, to the resulting whim of the granter.
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>>11525096
Granted! The various aspects of your personality are split off into separate individuals, which are each imps. For example, one has all your ambition, one has all your horniness, and one has all your responsibility, etc.. However, they share senses and you - your mind and personality as it currently is without being split - controls them all. How do they have their own personalities if you control them all? An imp's personality determines how they act on auto-pilot. Much like a person may tap their foot to music without realizing, your imps may start doing their own thing when you're not actively issuing commands. Their minds are, however, diverged from your own, so they could potentially form their own thoughts and desires. Ultimately, you're in full control, and it's up to you if you listen to what these fractured parts of you want. And your overall mood will affect them. If you, as a hive mind are happy or horny or whatever else, it will bleed over into your individual imp bodies. Similarly, while they have some individuality, your own interests tint their own - you'll find they like what you like more often than not. And this is how you'll affect other people you assimilate - they'll have their own personality, but it will always take a back seat to your will, and your own goals and desires will tint theirs.
As for transforming and assimilating others, it is a two-step process. First, you must transform the target into an imp. This is easy - it just requires giving them physical pleasure - which could be anything from cooking them a nice meal and giving them a massage to having sex. The more potent the pleasure, the quicker they change. You also have to *want* to change them, so no worries on accidentally transforming someone.
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I wish i didn't have boobs and could be a cute Twinky young femboy with holes that could stretch and accommodate any size cock and were always clean and I was immortal and could be as degenerate and risky as possible and suffer no consequences uwu
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>>11525775
Second, to assimilate them, all you need is for you and the target to both consent to the assimilation (and for them to be fully transformed into an imp). And the imp transformation is the perfect motivation. See, the imp bodies constantly get more and more aroused until they can't think straight or do anything else. So given the choice between being a slave to their lust and being a slave to a hivemind... the latter at least gives them some freedom when they don't have a more pressing task. Unless the person in question is just incredibly lewd, they'll pick assimilating within a few days to get a reprieve. And if they *are* incredibly lewd, just tempt them with an imp orgy.
However, it isn't just prospective assimilant imps that get have an overactive, insatiable libido. Those that are part of your hivemind are the same. And it is intense enough that you'd never get anything useful done with any of your bodies since they'd be too busy having sex all the time. But you're not hopeless. You can shift this constant horniness between your imp bodies and hivemind network as you please. If the imps are horny, they'll be too busy masturbating to get anything done, but your overmind can think clearly. If you move the horniness to your overmind, your assimilated bodies can function properly, but you'll have trouble thinking about big-picture topics or controlling more than 3 or 4 at once (and you'll probably have at least one of those instructed to sate your lust). You can also move lust into some imp bodies more than others and adjust the balance of things, but ultimately, there will always be a bit more lust to shuffle around than would be convenient for whatever you want to do - unless what you want to do is sex. It won't prevent you from making progress toward your other goals, but it'll get in the way.
>I wish to be a growing futa giantess with cum that has beneficial properties to make the tiny people vie for getting as much as I can offer.
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>>11525779
Granted!
Just because it's easier to template than design, next you see a mirror you'll find that fluffy-haired catgirl staring back. You're not entirely unique, there's a small 'community' of a couple dozen other catfolk-- all of different stages of growth and slightly different 'fluid effects'.
You start at 4'11, and will grow steadily from now on. If you're *really* impatient, you can chug your own fluids under the next full moon and get a boost up to a foot for every ml of yourself you consume. Basic feature of catgirl life, don't you know that already?
Most of the fluid effects don't directly relate to human biology-- useful things like 'once heated, this becomes the best glue known to man!' or 'this is literally the best lubricant in existence, and entirely eliminates friction.' rather than 'immortality juice'... but yours is coveted especially.
It charges any electronic device in contact with it, at a downright heroic rate-- equivalent to hooking it directly to a nuclear reactor. It's still CONSUMED, of course, so supply is limited... which is quite the problem, as it immediately becomes the lifeblood of any country that gets its hands on it.
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>>11526189
Everyone on earth wants it. It's sold in stores in gallon jugs, refrigerated in the electronics aisle, almost everywhere on the planet. Consumption rises constantly-- electricity without limit means devices can just use it freely. Green (white, really) energy with no waste product at all means the entire world becomes utopic almost overnight... so long as they keep getting more.
Every nation has a corps of scientists working day and night on ways to enhance your production. If its constant climb ever slows, a terrible war could break out-- and you wouldn't want that, right? Take the production pills and show up at the facility tomorrow morning.
You'll end up edging into hyper territory within a year or two, and with no end in sight for the demand there's only the hope that you never plateau. It's not all bad though!
You're given a practically blank check as for what you do when you're not on the job. Abduct people? Sure. Destroy public property? Absolutely. Flood a building? Thank you! Even if you wind up turning somebody into a red smear, the entire UN's PR team will brush it under the rug without question.
...Just don't cut the world off cold turkey, and everything will be fine!
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>>11525131
Granted! You are the sexy evil boss (CEO) of a large corporation. You didn't get your billions of dollars by being nice. You pay your employees as little as you possibly can. It wasn't long before they tried to unionize. You were all set to squash their little rebellion, until the union organizer, some guido from the plumbing division, came to negotiate with you. But that didn't worry you, you are a goddess of business and negotiation. Unfortunately, you failed to account for one thing: You have a crippling fetish for mustaches and Italian accents. As soon as he said "I'm a-here to a-talk about the a-union," it was over for you. Each word sent shivers down your spine and to your pussy. When he mentioned "a-wages-a" you gushed in your panties. You couldn't focus and before you knew it, you were blowing him right there. He had his way with you, and when you came to your senses, you realized than in your amorous haze, you had signed papers giving the union everything they wanted and more: better wages, full medical and dental, and access to the executive go-cart tracks and sports centers for all employees.
Well, at least you could insist on frequent "negotiations" with the union rep.
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>>11523900
Granted! The ideal woman (according to society) is sexually liberated, cheerful, tanned, bleach-blonde, and wears bright, almost garishly-colored clothes. You forgot one aspect of the gyaru, though. It's understandable since that doesn't get depicted in the manga as much. That aspect is that the fashion is a counter-culture movement. See, in Japan, everyone is expected to conform to the norm. "The nail that sticks out gets hammered down" and all that. Gyarus rebel against that. The movement started in Japan, but eventually spreads throughout the world, with women pushing back against the norms of the world. Women everywhere rebel against the injustices they've faced throughout time. They rebel against the world the capitalists have made. They form a worldwide women's union. They all go on strike unless all of them get fair pay. While some industries aren't hit as hard by this, some, like education and nursing, take a massive blow. No one can face the women's union and wages for teachers and health-care workers skyrocket.
But that's not enough. Women need to be truly equal so they can be truly independent. Gyaru scientists hit the breakthrough: a way to give women penises! In a few short years, the majority of women around the world, all of the gyarus, become futas. Not just futas, but better-endowed than most men. Their oversized balls produce a hormone called "hermasterone," which is similar to testosterone in that it helps them grow bigger and stronger, but without the facial hair increase. The gyarus undergo a growth spurt and within a few years, no gyaru anywhere in the world is shorter than six feet tall, with bulging muscles. (A strange side effect of hermasterone makes their breasts grow bigger than their heads. This wasn't intended, and couldn't be fixed, so they just live with it.) Women who didn't want to be gyarus see the benefit and become futas, too.
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>>11526662
Soon there are only futas and men in the world. Men are now the smaller, weaker sex. The union of Gyarus has put futas first, and now gyarus rule the world. Most of them still like men, though, so men aren't doomed for extinction, but now they experience the same fear women used to feel around men. They have to be nice to a woman and now have to fear being r-ped if a gyaru decides to overpower them.
So there you have it. You wanted the ideal woman to be counter-cultural, and now gyaru futas rule the world. I hope you're satisfied.
>I wish futas were about 1% of the population.
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>>11525172
Those are certainly aspects of it, but there's more to it.
Becoming cute or desirable is certainly the case for a lot of people, while for others it might be being something "wrong" (such as a slutty dickgirl) is a taboo, like a forbidden fruit. "Transformation" is a very common fetish.
It's fun to have a body even _you'd_ want to fuck, because the fantasy would let you do just that. Fucking yourself becomes a treat, not a consolation prize.
Of course, some people will wish to be femboys or dilfs, too. I'm sure you could write a thesis on this shit if you looked into it deep enough.