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Anonymous
Couch smells like farts 03/04/26(Wed)23:24:47 No.2979562

Couch smells like farts Anonymous 03/04/26(Wed)23:24:47 No.2979562 [Reply]▶

How do I get the fart smell out of my couch? My mom had a friend over and she had to go to the store quickly. Was hoping I could hook up with this gilf and put some moves on her especially since I had just showered. But then she sat next to me on the couch was was like "this couch smells kind of musty". I played it cool and said "yeah I've been drilling farts into this bad boy all day". She looked grossed out and just stood up and went into the kitchen. She'll probably be back at some point and I want another shot how do I get my couch smelling good I sprayed it with some axe body spray but now my mom's pissed and says it smells bad. How do I get it really fresh?

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Anonymous
03/04/26(Wed)23:44:50 No.2979564

Anonymous 03/04/26(Wed)23:44:50 No.2979564▶

Best way to get rid of the sulfur smell is heat. Heavily spray the area with the Axe, and then light it with a match, like old timers used to do in the bathroom. Pat out any small flames.

Anonymous
03/05/26(Thu)00:01:41 No.2979567

Anonymous 03/05/26(Thu)00:01:41 No.2979567▶

>>2979564
Won't that set it on fire? I feel like you're trolling me into burning my house down

Anonymous
03/05/26(Thu)00:49:53 No.2979571

Anonymous 03/05/26(Thu)00:49:53 No.2979571▶

If the covers come off the cushions, wash them and sun dry them. If not, just sit the whole cushions in direct sunlight all day.

Anonymous
03/05/26(Thu)01:06:49 No.2979578

Anonymous 03/05/26(Thu)01:06:49 No.2979578▶

>>2979562
air freshner under the cushions

Anonymous
03/05/26(Thu)02:29:46 No.2979592

Anonymous 03/05/26(Thu)02:29:46 No.2979592▶

>>2979578
You mean like dryer sheets?

Anonymous
03/05/26(Thu)03:00:19 No.2979600

Anonymous 03/05/26(Thu)03:00:19 No.2979600▶

>>2979592
No, insert a spray canister of febreeze under each cushion, such that it emits a pleasng aroma whenever it's sat upon.
It's the only way.

Anonymous
03/05/26(Thu)03:13:54 No.2979604

Anonymous 03/05/26(Thu)03:13:54 No.2979604▶

>>2979562
Pics of gilf?

Anonymous
03/07/26(Sat)04:04:55 No.2979921

Anonymous 03/07/26(Sat)04:04:55 No.2979921▶

>>2979571
i unbolted my sectional and dragged each piece outside for about 48 hours, not sure how it could hurt.

Anonymous
03/07/26(Sat)04:32:07 No.2979924

Anonymous 03/07/26(Sat)04:32:07 No.2979924▶

>>2979562
you should of been like "yeah it smells like you want this cock" i think you blew it

Anonymous
03/07/26(Sat)20:48:54 No.2979977

Anonymous 03/07/26(Sat)20:48:54 No.2979977▶

>>2979562
Ozone machine

Anonymous
03/07/26(Sat)20:51:40 No.2979978

Anonymous 03/07/26(Sat)20:51:40 No.2979978▶

>>2979977
All the other advice here is bullshit. Ozone machine. Seal up the room, throw all the pets out of it, fire up the ozone machine and let it run for an hour or two. Then hold your breath, run in the room and open all the windows and then run out again and shut the door behind you. Leave it to air out for an hour. Nothing in that entire room will smell like anything at all after that.

Even better if you can shove the couch in a walk in closet or van before gassing it to increase the penetration.

$50 on Amazon

Anonymous
03/07/26(Sat)21:23:30 No.2979986

Anonymous 03/07/26(Sat)21:23:30 No.2979986▶

>>2979562
>Couch smells like farts
it's not farts. couches do not retain fart smells.

Anonymous
03/09/26(Mon)02:07:51 No.2980254

Anonymous 03/09/26(Mon)02:07:51 No.2980254▶

>>2979567
Nah bro I do it all the time

mixedchad
03/13/26(Fri)08:16:26 No.2981000

mixedchad 03/13/26(Fri)08:16:26 No.2981000▶

>>2979978
My mom sat in the car with the ozone machine going. She was in there for like 15 minutes.

What happened to hey?

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