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My dad was really smart so he would fix anything that broke, dishwashers, driers, tables, lawnmowers, leaf blowers. Every time he made a mistake or dropped a screw he would say, "God damn it! Damn Chinese bastards! God damn retarded chinese cocksuckers. Stupid cheap chinese engineering!"
Lol.
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>>2993390
same, its defeating to blame yourself in the process, but do not forget to evaluate your process after so you can refine.
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>>2993390
Lol. My Dad was a mechanic. One day we're riding in the car and step-mom says she's been hearing a weird noise. Can you hear it? There it is, she says. Dad would seriously listen then turn up the radio and ask if she could still hear it. Not anymore she says. Dad would smile and say 'there, fixed it!'

He also had a saying: "If it doesn't work force it. If it breaks, <shrug> it needed replacing anyways."
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>>2993390
The red Chinese!
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>>2993417
>the proper operation of anything requires a bit of abuse.
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>>2993417
>He also had a saying: "If it doesn't work, force it."
I don't usually mean to force things but by the time it's taken me where I'm at that point I'm usually extremely pissed off where at that point I simply stop caring if it breaks anymore.
If someone walked by my garage as I was working on my car they'd just hear me throwing slur after slur trying to break whatever the fuck I'm working loose.
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>>2993423
>the proper operation of anything requires a bit of abuse.
Fine macinery must be treated like a woman.
Sometimes you have to hit it to make it work.
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>>2993390
doesn't sounds like he was really smart, desu
sounds like a regular hick
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>>2993390
my dad fixed things and took responsibility for his errors.
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Do your best, caulk the rest
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>>2993390
based
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>>2993390
Reminds me of my friends dad when I was growing up. He'd be wrenching under the family van and smash his knuckles and say "Jesus christ son of a bitch"
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>>2993390
I tried to move an oven today and yanked it by the handle and all the plastic attachments exploded and the handle broke off. I uses some nuts and screws and super glue to put it back together. Hopefully they dont notice. Stupid plastic clips.
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>>2994257
>Stupid plastic clips.
anon...

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