>>18679659
Hasan is the performative male final boss

File: hasan bodytype.png (478.5 KB)

478.5 KB PNG

>>18679659

It's pretty funny seeing him try to keep up with the fashion trends of kids that are 15-20 years younger than him

>>18679698
He's about 40 now isn't he? Or older?

File: Screen_Shot_2017_07_13_at_1.09.20_PM[1].png (307.5 KB)

307.5 KB PNG

>>18679699
mid 30s, he's basically the Steve Buscemi meme at this point

>>18679659
This dude is such a fag

File: file.png (224.5 KB)

224.5 KB PNG

>>18679659
I confuse him with Steven Crowder.

>>18679659
>/fa/ now thinks the best dressed celebrity is a cringe millenial influencer wearing graphic tee's

>>18679659
Hasan is neither a celebrity, nor does he have fashion sense. Honestly, it's probably Destiny, just because that would make Hasan the angriest.

>>18679680
KEK this has to be shopped

>>18679659
Certainly fucking not him.

>>18679659
bottom left is a to do list

File: file.png (727.6 KB)

727.6 KB PNG

>>18680160
It's real, he looks really weird in candid photos and in interviews. He's got very weird proportions overall like a really small head and feet but huge torso.

>>18680256
Bro, he literally can't understand what fashion is or what self-expression is because there's nothing inside.

>>18680256
he looks like someone shooped his top half on top of a small asian mans legs lmao

File: 1ece4ec4d34563755123b08f8de5b0c8.jpg (59.9 KB)

59.9 KB JPG

For me, it's Depp.

>>18680256
ole caveman build lookin ass

Ye is the only answer

File: gypsy-crusader.png (177.3 KB)

177.3 KB PNG

>>18679659
Anything picrel wears

File: DXI9YATWAAAdRcg.jpg (42 KB)

42 KB JPG

>>18679659
Kanye West and Wes Borland look pretty cool, although i doubt Wes dresses like that all the time

>>18679659
Kylie Jenner, the one with the big fake tits

>>18680587
>SS
lol fuckin romani larping as a """""white""""" nationalist.

>>18680256
roach genetics

>>18680256
Lmao wtf is going on here>>18679680

File: file.png (274.8 KB)

274.8 KB PNG

>>18680701
He tries to wear baggy and oversized clothes to hide the proportion issues, but unfortunately the baby feet remain.

>>18680256
This fit is demonic bro what the fuck. I don’t even care what year this was taken I guarantee it looked bad then too

>>18680711
>Jane
>2017
Yea I looked it up and there’s no reason he should’ve been dressed this bad in 2017. I kind of respect that he’s willing to experiment but holy fuck man this one is bad

>>18680256
>>18679659

wtaf is this orangutan phenotype

>>18681191
Turkish.

File: 51550009_18068795915277537_6648161144138625983_n.jpg (360.5 KB)

360.5 KB JPG

>>18679659
https://youtu.be/XsozWKzFBrA?si=KgI4MDe49ucYmv8A

>>18681404
Lmao wtf

>>18681404
this thread really made me feel better about my fashion choices so thanks hasan for that at least

>>18681404
What's even happening here

>>18681404
hello fellow kids?

>>18681404
>DUDE it was 2016
>DUDE I JUST POSTED IT AS MEME
Why are internet "celebrities" incapable of being sincere?

File: interviewmedium.png (380.4 KB)

380.4 KB PNG

>>18680256
he did some other interview lately and this was the photo from the article kek

>>18679659
Bottom right would be cool without the text

My name is Hasan Piker. I'm 34 years old. I believe in nothing, voting democrat and owning chuds . In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll do nothing to conceal it while electrocuting my dog. I can do a thousand electrocutions now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Hasan Piker, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory on twitch.tv. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are completely incomparable, I simply am not there.
>>18682175
Sincerity requires soul, believing in something, being passionate about something, anything.
If you punctured a hasan piker with a pitchfork you'd only hear hot air hiss as he deflates with some sewage leaking out at the end and a cockroach ejecting an escape pod from a skinsuit he was piloting to scurry into the sewers.
>>18680292
Gem.

Asmongold has been robe-maxxing before he got banned so it would be hard to argue that it's not him. At least if we only consider male celebrities.

File: GihC7nNa8AA-bZ5.jpg (220.6 KB)

220.6 KB JPG

>>18680256

File: this-has-to-be-edited-i-dont-remember-his-head-looking-this-v0-6uqf24r5ohme1.png (322.6 KB)

322.6 KB PNG

>>18679659
boy is thicc

>>18683053
His head is insanely tiny

>>18679680
LMAO he looks like a pedophile/serial rapist pretending to be a square.

File: c33f2ea69fc1b956976f4492b82ddc22.jpg (78.8 KB)

78.8 KB JPG

>>18679698
Nothing zoomers wear is their own. They're all larping in 90s and early 2000s fashion, the exact style millennials grew up wearing. It's literally called "Y2K" fashion for a reason. The only difference is zoomer clothes wear shit quality cheap clothes in comparison. Baggy jeans, oversized shirts/jackets, dropped shoulders, cropped tees, quarter zips, high rise pants, parachute pants, pleated "drape" pants etc. Millennials and GenX were doing that throughout the 90s and 2000s.

>>18683324
That makes him look much taller and as if he has a massive jacked body.

>>18682835
>I believe in nothing, voting democrat
Well, he literally refuses to vote democrat or advocate for it. He just wants the clout.

>>18682835
>voting democrat
lol, lmao

File: tumblr_01307c0a485aad078d28f6592b88e139_5e03b95b_500.png (510.3 KB)

510.3 KB PNG

i don't follow celebrities

>>18682175
post ironic detachment is a shield for cowards. This irony bro thing was started by nebbish/nerdy weakling guys and is very toxic feminine energy. Its basically just being a catty bitch behind chads back because the nerd is too cowardly to openly confront or challenge them.

This shield has been picked up by an entire generation of insecure boys.

>>18684498
Hasan is a middle-aged man, anon. He doesn't have an excuse.

>>18684559
His body is of a middle aged man. His mind is still like a faggy teenager's. A lot of people never mature beyond their teenage, especially women and effeminate men.

>>18684559
>34
>middle-aged
i hate hasan but stop saying stupid shit

File: Bluesteny.jpg (160.4 KB)

160.4 KB JPG

>>18679659
>blocks your path

>>18684559
>>18684637
The average lifespan in Turkey for males is 74. 34 is middle-aged for him.

>>18684696
>Nooo, I'm going to live forever I'm not halfway through my life yet!!!
lmao

File: media_HFl27xjakAEUNIY[1].jpg (387 KB)

387 KB JPG

>>18679659
Who wore it better?

>>18684836
>>18684696
middle-age is not about the middle of your life, it's about what's in the middle between youth and old age

>>18684874
>what's in the middle between youth and old age
The middle of your lifespan is definitionally in the middle age. Hasan is a middle-aged man, and so are you.

>>18685029
you can keep trying being a retard on 4channel. org but it wont change reality
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_age
>the term is commonly used to denote the age range from 40 to 64 years
>can be defined as the time of ages about 40–45 to about 65–70