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>makes you look good no matter the age
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Germans are weird. Even if it is a Danish sandal.
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Their quality went to crap 5 years ago, get Stegmanns instead
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Make em into slides and I might.
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>>18712580
disgusting
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>>18712580
they never look good, literally never
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>>18712605
The problem with these is that people just think you're wearing cheap knock offs
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>>18713365
no one would
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>>18712580
Only women wear this
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Zoomers are so funny man. If you wore Birkenstock anything just 6 years ago you’d have gotten roasted for it. Now they’re trendy and all the sudden they’re timeless classics that make everyone look good. The ultimate NPCs.
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>>18713682
>*should wear these
ftfy
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>>18713696
>Now they’re trendy
they aren't you are late
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>>18713365
lmao who gives a fuck what stupid people think?
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>>18713914
Even the hottest and sexiest feet in the world turn into shit when those are worn.
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The resurgence of Birkenstocks is one of the worst things to happen to mankind in modern history
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It's hot as fuck where I live all the time and the birks are so comfy but I have never met a woman who likes them. Woman HATE open toed shoes on guys. I'll walk around, see a pretty girl, she'll smile back and then glance down at my shoes and make a disgusted face. Still wear em though.
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I hate all sandals and wish I could declare war on all who wear them. Just wear proper shoes you fucking degenerates
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>>18712580
I have jail/prison version of these rn a crackhead gave me
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>>18713947
>>18714149
The fastest way to make an attractive woman look like a frumpy 80 year old
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>>18714652
This is just exaggerated. First of all, not all sandals are the same and there are definitely models that don’t look as bad as Birkenturds. Fishermans for example are pretty stylish imo and you can wear them tastefully if you match them with the proper pants. Second, it’s not true that women never want to see sandals on men. My gf has a legit thing for male feet and she even tried a few times to make me wear Birkenturds, although I always refused. You’d be actually shocked if you could enter a woman’s head and find out how much they care for men’s feet. Most of them are obsessed, be it in the good or bad way. Third, a lot of women, believe it or not, are literally afraid of losing their primacy in the matter of showing off feet. They have been accustomed to think that the beauty and sexualization of feet and toes is their exclusive prerogative, and when they see that men also show them off freely, they become venomously jealous and upset.

So just wear whatever you want and be confident in it. That’s what women want.
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>>18714680
***bonk
Go to Germany
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>>18714680
mature women definitely appreciate guys that take care of their feet and their shoes. i went on a date with a 46 year old that retaught me how to clip nails lol
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i noticed that men who are against other men wearing sandals always have to nastiest feet.
Its always cope
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>>18715812
easy with the anti indian remarks buddy
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>>18712580
i'm poor what sandals should i buy?
i'm canadian btw (black too so it needs to match my swag).
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>>18715812
i think i have decent feet but there is something about these sandals that bothers me. it's like a gay little fetish slipper
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>>18715812
Always. You're very spot-on. Always.
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>>18714680
Those would look fine at the beach or in some island town off the Mediterranean coast. For men, unless the environment “requires” it there is ALWAYS a better shoe for a fit than sandals
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>>18716107
Sneakers? Nah, not really. Paradoxical, but a pair of fisherman sandals looks more classy and formal than a lot closed shoes.

Loafers? Well, yeah, I’ll give you that, but they can only be suede and light-looking. Wearing bulky, structured black loafers in full grain leather in summer looks silly and distasteful. And since you can’t always be in tan suede penny loafers, and sometimes you might want to let your feet breathe a little, a good pair of leather sandals is an excellent option. Not in the city, though, I agree with that. But it’s an option I find aesthetically pleasing, especially for the way it can sit somewhere between casual and formal depending on the outfit you create.

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