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I have a boxing fight this saturday, what should I do
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>>77307285
No you don't.
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>>77307289
I do
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>>77307285
Cancel it
Why would you risk brain damage just to post on /fit/ to say "I did a fight"
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>>77307285
Take a dive in the first round.
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>>77307300
I'm not even getting paid
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>>77307300
>77307300
this but first get a friend to bet against you
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How can I bet against you?
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>>77307285
>what should I do
Set the rhythm then break the rhythm
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You could probably win an amateur vs amatuer fight with a good war cry. Sort of Grom Hellscream level. I'm at that level despite not being a fighter. It's a rare thing. You probably don't have it. Just think about all the times you were psychologically damaged by your mother and try to kill him, dude.
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Walk out and throw a kick as your opening right at the first bell
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get your breathing going early
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>>77307285
Most important thing is to do is to chill and relax
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>>77307299
>Cancel the most challenging and worthwhile thing there is to do in this reality

Yeah, just to back to sitting and buying stuff online.
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>>77307285
Win
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>>77307285
Go in feeling you will die if you lose.
After the fight, become friends with whoever you fight
If you won or not.
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>>77308293
The most challenging and worthwhile thing would probably be actually challenging and actually worth something. Raising a family is probably suited for that description. Risking brain and spinal column injuries for nothing is not particularly worthwhile, and there's also more challenging opponents out there. Go jump the fence in a zoo and fight a hippo.
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>>77308317
Faggot.
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>>77307285
no you dont
even if you think you do theyll pull out last second
if you do and i was in your corner. i would spam shitty distracting generic advice like "WORK OFF YOUR JAB!". i would also scream the n word a lot.
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Just bullrush with your head down and overwhelm the other guy. As we saw with Rico vs Usyk and Mayweather vs Maidana 1 this strategy can beat the two best boxers of the last 50 years. The "sweet science" was exposed yet again two weeks ago, switch to kickboxing.
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>>77307285
Cultivate mass
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>>77308588
this, i was an amateur boxer like 8 years ago, and if i could go back in time i would literally just stop thinking and start punching, nonstop pressure
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>>77308588
>*check hooks you*
>*pulls back and uppercut as you come in*
ez
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>>77308634
Yeah Usyk tried to do that for 10 rounds until he finally landed one good uppercut and the ref saved boxing from a great embarrassment with an early stoppage.
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>>77308588
boxing has got to be more technical than this
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>>77307306
That will make it more funny then
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>>77308669
It wants to be, but at the end of the day if you can't knee someone up the pipe or kick them in the body or legs they can really just put their head down, get the pillows up to their cheeks, and walk into a clinch over and over again.
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>>77307285
Cement in the gloves
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>be at boxing gym the other day
>doing partner drills, coincidentally involves slipping or parrying jab and landing lead hook to the body
>I start practicing different ways to get there
>partner stops and tells me to do it exactly this one way
>I say fine and continue
>he starts throwing his jabs at my forehead instead of my chin, which means I don't really have to slip at all, and I have to lift my hands stupidly high (away from my preferred punching position) to parry
>he tells me to hold my hands in a high guard, so I can parry his stupid high punches
How about instead of trying to make me change my preferred style, you let me fucking work huh
>we switch over and he's shit
How shocked I was
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>>77307285
Why is the text retarded?
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>>77307285
Punch him in the dick over and over but just keep apologizing and see how many you can get away with. Try to set a record.
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>>77307285
Super kick.
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>>77308688
They really need to be able to deduct points for excessive clinching.
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>>77307285
>what should I do
pretend to throw a left/right hook to the chin but strike with the elbow by 'accident'. This happens all the time in boxing.
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>>77308896
Nigga I'm gonna get jumped in the parking lot
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>>77307285
how is your cardio? 2 or 3 minutes rounds?
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>>77308317
CTE doesn't happen that easily.
>>77307285
Train.
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>>77309564
Then don't go to the parking lot.
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>>77307285
eat a ton of beans so if all else fails you can blast him with a big shart bombardment
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>>77308317
>Yes I'm a little bitchy bitch male and you have to be too! It's the SMART thing to do! Icky manly stuff is for dumbs!
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>>77311109
h-how do I get to my car??
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>>77308293
>challenging
Using your brain is what's challenging. You'd know if you werent a boxer
>worthwhile
Brain damage itself makes it not worthwhile.
"good head game" that boxers boast about is also not only gay, but dependant on luck and reflexes which are only going to decrease from now on.

Bullied scared child thinking he can make up for all the years of molestation by getting brain damage, WOW!
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>>77311877
Holy projection, why don't you try practicing a contact fighting sport before you talk shit?
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>>77308317
nigga just remove the tau protein how hard can it be
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>>77307285
punch harder kid
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>>77307285
I don't fight. But a guy at my gym who is a regional gatekeeper swears by not showering a week before a fight. he says by day three you can't even smell yourself anymore. then he initiates the clench frequently
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>>77312002
This + piss and shit on your gloves before the fight and never wash your hand wraps. Based Nurgle build.
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>>77307285
Suck the FUCK out of his cock.
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>>77307300
Yeah, a dive mouth-first onto his cock.
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>sparring yesterday
>two black eyes today
They're going to make fun of me at the office :'(
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>>77308317
We Warhammer 40k now.
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>>77308588
Except Maidana and Rico both lost.
>>77308667
Rico would've got laid the fuck out in the next round and got 30+ seconds to recover from the knockdown when he spit out his mouth guard. Crafty move that bought him some time. Ref was jumping in as the bell rang.
Now if you wanna talk Ngannou vs Fury, THAT was a decision that went the wrong way. Ngannou should've won that fight.
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>>77311877
You got your ass beat badly once and are now on a lifetime of cope
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>>77308948
just bite their ear off
simple as
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>>77311697
If you get a concussion while fighting or playing American football, just make sure to tell someone and go to the hospital and get treated properly. But unless you're getting something that makes it worth it out of it (you're not), there isn't a reason to subject yourself to the risk.
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>>77311872
Park somewhere else?
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>>77311697
Yeah it's real manly to piss in a diaper for the final 40 years of your life
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>>77311948
It's not the cause of the problem, just a sign. Unlike in actual Alzheimers disease.
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>>77307285
Punch them more then you get punched
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>>77307285
Do that omnidirectional Dempsey roll thing. And light him up with flicker jabs. Try to hit a smash too that looked super devastating
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>>77307285
hit him until he goes horizontal
don't get hit
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Lifting will not help you punch harder unless you are already a decent boxer
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>>77311697
>Yes I'm a little bitchy bitch male
You are a theater kid trying to sound like a tough guy
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>>77308819
I thought it was horseshoes?
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>>77316792
zased
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>>77316796
Can you believe this nigga was right >>77308588
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>>77316792
B I G BASED, if true.
KO or decision?
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>>77308588
That decision was pure bullshit. Verhoeven is an absolute CHAD and known for quick recovery. They handed Usuk the win because he is from Ukraine.
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>>77308588
That's what rico did to get clocked by an uppercut and get sent through the ropes
>>77316954
Hello bongsa
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>>77314085

This probably won't help OP (since he's shitposting no one gets an amateur fight without training) but people always clown on the dempsey roll for the predictable head movement (even dempsey did) but he also talks about the "apple bob" which is basically fake out dempsey roll where you reverse direction on the bob, come up with your head just outside his shoulder and reformat his brain with a shovel hook to the chin from the opposite hand to the slip direction.

god I wish I could do fight from full crouch its so aesthetic but I'm too awkward like that.
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>>77316942
Decision.
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>>77316796
>>77316942
Did the mods really delete the post where I said I won because I said the n word? Is this reddit?
>>77317620
I was shitposting, kind of. It was just my first fight, I obviously trained. I didn't do anything flashy, just connected more punches than the other guy.
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You're not gonna overwrite your training in just one day, so I wont give you tactical advice since I'm not your coach.
So basically just focus on your breathing and warmups before the fight. Dont neglect shoulder warm ups, and leg warmups. Skip a bit of rope. Then just regulate your breathing.
Dont stress out because that will gas you out more than anything even before the fight.
Just enjoy your time there. Its what you're working for all this time.
Listen to your coach. If you do a third of what he tells you, you're good. Your opponent's as scared as you, and he bleeds like you.
Otherwise just have fun. You're doing a sport, not a war.
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>>77307306
>he does it for free
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>>77307285
>saturday
So how did it go then OP?
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>>77317824

well congratulations anyway OP

>I didn't do anything flashy, just connected more punches than the other guy.

Boxing be's like that especially amateur boxing. It also depends on your style, some guys are better suited out punching their opponent while others do better going for the KO/TKO with Kid McCoy's corkscrew nipple twisting sneaker.

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