Toilet

>>77315868
The Star-Spangled Banner starts playing, then everyone stars clapping and sharting.

>>77315871
simple as

>>77315868
you leave humanity behind

>>77315868
If you also lift heavy things you become a beast

>>77315868
It's burger king so you'll probably get some third worlders incurable disease.

You lose the last bit of self-respect and become a >>>/fat/ regular.

>>77315868

go ez on sauce, less cheese and you can do 3 a day, and will even give you a good pump initially. But eventually you will stop eating it because you will feel that your recovery is not as good as it should be and your performance sucks ass. there's a reason moter fuckers shave years off their lives pinning but chooses to eat like they wanna live for 100+ years.

>>77315868
nothing would happen to me because that would be my maintenance calories

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This board is so dead.

>>77316033
I hate to say it but it really is. Dubious fitness advice aside it's not even funny either.

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>>77315868

>>77315868
It would be extremely painful.

>>77316034
well freedumb of speech evolved to where it is now we just have to accept reddit is the endgame

>>77316034
Imagine solving a captcha to say "I agree" but in more words

>>77316046
Captchalet detected

>>77315868
you go to HELL, FOREVER

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>>77315868
Why does that cheese look like plastic

>>77316168
Couldn't be me

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>>77315871
Yeah, that'll make a nice turd.

Speeds up aging and cognitive decline. You have a good chance of getting cancer, type 2 diabetes, heart disease, basically the diseases most common within the western world. You'll look wrinkly sooner.

>>77316372
It's because of the amount of advanced glycation end products that's in a hamburger. Foods that are cooked with a dry high heat source (baking, roasting, broiling) or is fried, ultra processed, deli meats that sort of stuff is bad for you.

>>77315868
Burgers aren't that bad. It's the fries that are filled with saturated and trans fats.

>>77315868
The carbs will cause bloating but the rest of the meal is well balanced and healthy. Quality protein.

>>77315968
What's the white stuff?

>>77316427
Milkshake mix.

>>77315868
the most disgusting room clearing farts you've ever experienced. i know cause i did it.

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>>77315868
Early death

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>>77316483
>most disgusting room clearing farts
Sir, I have the perfect diet plan for that!

>>77315871
Not yet. What the hell?

>>77316184
This nigga pays to shitpost

>>77316864
gross dude.

>>77316864
Ponder the putrid pungency in that room.
Even prior to the flatulence.

What’s with the weird samefagging?

>>77316184
You are more lowly than a tripfag.

>>77316950
>he solves puzzles on an anime website to post 5 words

>>77316967
I feel terrible now. I respect and honor your opinion and from now on I will live my life by your standards

>comes back to the thread to cry about her purchase
Least offended payfag kek

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>Has been monitoring the thread the entire time and responds within two minutes.

>>77316173
Because it's American hahah

Daily intake:
4695 kcal
246 g protein
198 g carbs
342 g fat
~9g of salt
900 mg cholesterol


Likely deficiencies without supplementation:
Vitamin C
Vitamin E
Vitamin K
Folate
Potassium
Magnesium

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>>77315926

>>77317110
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

>>77317153
I'm pretty sure repeating pithy one-liners everyone has already heard ad nauseum is a worse form of wit.

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You get fucken huge brah

>>77315868
Depends whether you are able to burn off the calories or not.

>>77317153
Stale aphorisms are worse.

>>77316864
Average "food insecure person"

>>77316868
DIMITRIUS!