>can't gpedit

>>108607587
>can't install linux

>>108607651
WHY SHOULD I???? I HAVE BEEN USING WINDOWS FOR 20 YEARS WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I KEEP USING WINDOWS WHY ACCEPT DEFEAT AT ALL??? I DESERVE a better product, I deserve a good OS, I DESERVE A WORKING OPERATING SYSTEM.

>>108607700
why are you wigging out? and why do you have so much brand loyalty to a comically retarded company? i switched over to linux exactly 11 weeks ago after using windows for 25 years

OP spent more time making this thread to complain than the 6 minutes it takes to update

>>108607587
>How the fuck is this legal?
t.man who never even paid for windows in the first place

>>108607651
>>108607715
Do you guys do anything with your computers? At all? I have a bundle of software that doesn't work on linux, nor is there any good alternative to it, most notable ones being Office Suite, CSP and Photoshop

>>108607734
i have photoshop 2021 installed literally right now

>>108607700
Look, you have three options here.
1. Switch to Mint or Bazzite or something
2. Use some script that removes or inhibits Windows Update
3. Spread those cheeks, bitch
Personally I dual boot and my Windows install is as stripped-back as possible so it never updates.

>>108607734
>Do you guys do anything with your computers? At all?
I do, and it seems that wintoddlers don't because things like coding, self-hosting, embedding engineering feel like they were built around Linux. UX of KDE is miles ahead of Windows.
I dunno what wintoddlers are doing with their computers, seems like only filling spreadsheets in Excel. Someone would say "muh photoshop, sony vegas etc" but I newer saw /g/tards posting their professional image or video works.

>>108607700
cuck rage is real

I blame normalfag phone users for everything including this. They are so used to the "convenience" of their OS doing all the deciding and thinking for them that Microslop shifted their Windows design philosophy from user controller to MS controlled starting with 10.
When computers were just for nerds it would have been unthinkable that they can just force an update or changes you don't want but since the masses started perceiving that as the norm companies can do whatever they want and a minority of angry people is not gonna matter.
Just move to Linux unless you are SURE you can't get the software you need to use to run on it via Wine/Proton. Most stuff just works now.

>>108607734
Microsoft Office through 2016 runs on Wine/Proton. Anything newer than 2018 is unstable or impossible to install. Word, Excel and PowerPoint are all free and online now anyway so why even install Office products? https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/microsoft-365/free-office-online-for-the-web

>>108607587
This is literally not a problem as windows users are not human.
I dont care what happens to cattle either.

>>108607587
Theres probably a good reason for it, like some 0day that normies wouldn't be able to cope with.
Use normie OS, get treated like a normie.

windows home? i heard in the eula theres a clause about home not being able to disable auto updates

>>108607587
GPEdit.msc > Windows Update > Disabled
Services.msc > Windows Update > Disabled
SHIFT > Click on Shut Down
Retards like you are the reason why dogshit 3rd party tools like Winutil/Winhance are made.

>>108601731
>>108601731
>>108601731
>>108601731

>>108607828
The web version is cucked, it's missing some features such as macros

Force updates/restarts are evil enough

when paired with CI/CD they become demented. A 2 week cycle schedule of forced updates/restarts just because. And your computer gets progressively slower and dysfunctional every time. This company is fucked

>>108607587
Gubberment got mad there are so many unpatched Windows systems are out there. It's okay for the three letter agencies and Mossad to hack any Windows system, but not acceptable that there are systems with unpatched exploits used by foreign intelligence.

In my opinion, the default should have been to only force critical security update and to leave everything else up to the user.

>>108607587
>how is this legal
probably through uela's you agreed too in the past

>>108607587
If you use proprietary operating systems, you will get a proprietary dick in your ass.

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>>108607587
it takes like ten seconds to fix this with group policy, yes it's gay that it's not exposed through more straightforward means but just fix it and it won't happen again

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skill issue

>>108607587
>Can't just update
LMAO.

>>108607587
you will own nothing and you will be happy

>>108611079
This but unironically.

>>108607700
>man who has never paid Microsoft (in money) for 20 years thinks he can make demands of them

U mad whyte boi

>>108607651
>Install Linux
>Now I have to updoot daily
>Input cli commands
>Ok updooting is cool now

>>108607587
>use spyware and ads disguised as a barely functional OS owned by a multinational billion dollar corporation that hates you
>it does shitty things
You get what you deserve.

>>108607734
It’s rare to find anyone using linux for real work on this board. Perhaps there are other communities where it’s not just about distrohopping and ricing.

>>108607587
what happened to windows last week?

ITT

let's pretend that loonix does not suck anus too like all other cloud and connected 'operating systems'

>>108611409
it's the best we have thougheverbeit

>>108611409
Microsoft isn’t a religion, the Cult of the Penguin is. The devotees do not contribute any code to it, they rarely if ever donate money to it, but they’ll lash out in fury if you ever critique it.

>>108607700
>I DESERVE a better product, I deserve a good OS, I DESERVE A WORKING OPERATING SYSTEM.
All the reason to switch to Linux my friend.

>>108607587
Literally run ONE powershell command, and this problem is gone forever.
But you're too fucking retarded for that I guess.

>>108611596
>Literally run ONE powershell command, and this problem is gone until the next update reverts it.
ftfy
>lol just don't update then
windows needs constant security patches to not get wannacry'd

>>108607587
>How the fuck is this legal?

You probably agreed to it in the EULA during install.

You do not own a copy of Microsoft windows but a license to use Microsoft windows. You have no right. Never forget that.

>>108607587
Use the physical button on your computer

>>108611551
>Good OS
>Working system
No reason

>>108611079
>instead of assisting i will be a cunt
No wonder the white race is losing. Massive ego. Us browns win, u yt's lose.

use freebsd

>>108607734
I'm using the newest CSP version and Photoshop 2021 with practically zero real issues on my computer. I can use MS Office too, but I prefer LibreOffice.
>i-it doesn't count if it's not 100% perfect!!!!
>m-muh outdated software!!!
>NOOOOO LOONIX SUXX!!!!
Cucktard behavior.

>>108608491
>*turns itself back on*

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>>108607587
Maybe mac is better for you

>>108607587
just unplug your computer instead of updating every time you want to turn it off

>>108607700
>proprietary
>deserve better product
Good luck

>>108607587
consider the possibility of not being a stupid fucking retard and getting rid of this malware.

>>108607734
This may come as a shock, but a lot of us are programmers. It's actually really annoying setting up Windows to work for multiple different languages unless you love Visual Studio and don't mind a billion installers. Also, needing an gimped embedded Linux to use Docker. Most of the time work I've seen uses Google's Office alternatives or I can just use LibreOffice (OpenOffice might be a nice alternative). If I really need Office proper, Microsoft has an online version. Photoshop and CSD can be replaced by Photopea if you really want Photoshop ergos or something like Krita (or even Gimp). Basically you just hate change, but unfortunately for you Microsoft products are not designed for people like you.

>>108607587
Just flip the power switch

>>108607587
Have you tried Linux? Have you tried running Windows in a VM or having a Win 10 box that can't connect to the internet?

>>108607727
its not going to be 6min they always lie its easily going to be at least 30min + multiple reboots

Works on my machine

>>108607587

This is why you should never switch to Winsows 11
Keep using Windows 10

>>108607700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxXs0Yy5-0Y
windows have been doing this for a long time.

>>108607587
get trolled xD

>>108607700
lol

>>108607782
>dunno what wintoddlers are doing with their computers
The building you're living on was probably made with Windows. All the software that engineering companies use runs on Windows only. (There are free alternatives but most companies would rather die than use freeware)

>>108607734
linux users don't have jobs and their hobbies consists of trying out linux desktop distributions, it's very sad.

>>108615622
if you get a bill, it was generated on software that runs ONLY on windows.

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>>108614923
>10 years ago

>>108607587
Next time pirate an enterprise version

>>108615702
This happens with the Windows 11 IoT Enterprise version too.

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>wangblowz

>>108607587
>>>/wsg/6129042

>>108607734
>I have a bundle of software that doesn't work on linux
werks fine with wine
you're just a crybaby bitch

do the rest of us a favor and update, you fucking botnet node

Imagine your operating system being so shit you don't even want to update it
Tuxbros win again for the billionth time

>>108607700
>Stockholm syndrome

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>>108607587
Automatic updates?

>inb4 muh shaftey
Manual security updates.

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>>108607587
Not my problem.

>>108607587
Sorry, OP, I can't hear you over the awesomeness of my Linux install that I've not updated in over a year. Feelsgoodman.

>>108608491
Just put a shortcut link on your desktop that executes the shutdown CLI command:
shutdown /s /t 0 /d p:0:0

Use that to avoid pending updates.

>>108615622
And the servers that routed, stored and served your message use Linux/*BSD. Different tasks, different solutions. Your point being?

Just always have less that 2gb remaining on your C: drive, works for me.

Genuine question… Has anyone tried the latest Photoshop/Office/Vegas or whatever’s the latest bs in a VM? Does it not work or you NEED hardware acceleration?

>>108607828
the web version is incompatible with the desktop version, and generally a piece of shit