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Allbirds - a company that sells shoes, pivots to become an AI Infrastructure company 04/16/26(Thu)03:09:32 No.108612202
Allbirds - a company that sells shoes, pivots to become an AI Infrastructure company 04/16/26(Thu)03:09:32 No.108612202
Allbirds - a company that sells shoes, pivots to become an AI Infrastructure company Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)03:09:32 No.108612202 [Reply]▶
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>Allbirds is a San Francisco maker of wool trainers that was once valued at more than $4bn (lol). It lost 99% of its value and was sold this month for $39mn to private equity. The Company will change its name to “NewBird AI" and offer GPU-as-a-Service (GPUaaS) and "AI-native" cloud solutions.
Is this good for the economy?
Why did people stop buying shoes?
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>>108612257
NASDAQ implosion, which killed tech but little else.
But right now the AI driven stocks make up some insane amount of large cap S&P500 / DJIA. The meltdown's going to be much more dramatic this time around.
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>>108612202
well, I can't deny that it's working. Prior to this I had never heard of the company or their products.
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>>108612202
My wife bought allbirds shoes because of Instagram and because she's a woman. I couldn't believe it, but of course at the same time I could. I am not surprised a meme shoe company from San Francisco promoted by the Democratic party doesn't sell shoes anymore.
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>>108612382
I actually predict the opposite. 90% of the money in AI is funbux backed by investors instead of real world productivity or labor. AI companies famously have very few employees for how much money they claim to be worth. Their business model is also basically worthless, really what has AI actually improved in your life? If it disappeared would anything or anyone be affected?
I predict the AI bubble popping will be a disaster for the Jews and private equity firms but average consumers will be largely unaffected except through the attempts by Jews/private equity to offload the losses to poor people. If the government refuses to give Sam Altman a bailout, something like 90% of America's GDP growth in the last 5 years will be wiped out and yet 99% of Americans won't feel it.
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>>108614059
>i think bitcoin mindbroke every investor under the sun and now they jump in any bandwagon hoping it will return 10x
This. bitcoin created a "gold rush" effect where every investor sees anything digital as this untapped gold mine to be found just because one exceptional case came and went. Its not just big investors blinded by terms such as AI but even normies which leads to mass support of bandwagoning.
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>>108612202
>Buy company
>Completely pivot so you have no use for the people who work there anymore
>Change name too so you don't make use of name recognition either
What exactly did they even buy them for? Investing is a mental illness.
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>>108615910
>If the government refuses to give Sam Altman a bailout, something like 90% of America's GDP growth in the last 5 years will be wiped out and yet 99% of Americans won't feel it.
kek this is what I am waiting to see. The entire point of government buyouts is to make sure that the vast amount of normies who are employed by said company dont lose their jobs. What is the incentive for a buyout when these companies, which generate insane amounts of money, dont have anyone working for them?
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>>108614059
During the actual blockchain bubble companies also added "blockchain" to their name and saw their stocks soar.
I think it's mainly bots doing Ctrl+F and buying up any stocks with certain keyboard in their name.
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>>108616675
>What exactly did they even buy them for? Investing is a mental illness.
I imagine its "vulture" companies looking to buy then sell to other vultures. I worked for a company that specifically did this but with different industries over time. When I worked with them they would buy restaurant chains that were going bankrupt, keep one or two locations open while selling the property and assets from busted locations then turn around and sell what was left to another similar company. I guess in their case the sale of property was the main profit but in this case I am having a hard time figuring out what they are trying to extract here.
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>>108616675
https://www.officelovin.com/2018/10/a-look-inside-allbirds-new-san-fra ncisco-hq/
probably cheapest way to buy commercial real estate in San Francisco
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um bros
is this a bubble
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>>108616906
ok ramjeep.
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