>>30748472
what a strange way to say you're a fucking faggot...

>>30748472
>Soft REKT
Aka "rekt" for retarded gore fags who are too fucking new and stupid to know the difference.

Also post 3, faggot.

>>30748505
>Ackshually ,rekt and gore are not the same thing. You see, classic rekt compilations from the golden era focus on lighthearted fails, epic ownages and satisfying karma without descending into mindless gore porn for edgelords. Real connoisseurs know the difference between a funny skateboard to the nuts and some third worlder getting his head chopped off on liveleak. Newfags and gorefags just lump it all together because they lack the refined taste and deep board knowledge that separates the true /gif/ oldfags from the summer newfags
I've been browsing /gif/ since 2017 and i'm proud that I don't know the "rules", kys lowlife,
also
>reddit spacing
kys

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>>30748472
>no gore, no boring war clips, only stuff you'd show to your mother
>Soft REKT
No such thing. plus your a faggot.

>>30748627
I get so hard everytime I see this video. I love seeing useless trannies getting gunned down

>>30748748
I love seeing goyim get what they deserve. I think we're quite alike... perhaps you have a discord? I'm sure we could talk about total goy death someplace more private.

Maybe we'll become best friends and we can meet eachother. We're both obviously close by in israel.... I'm using a VPN

>>30748818
Based, i hate those guys

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gets me everytime

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>>30748522
>>30748627
>The thread said no gore,
>fags post gore anyway

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>>30748472

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>>30748472

>>30748978
MODS

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>>30748472
>Soft REKT
I can't think of anything softer than Cotton Candy, so here you go.

>>30748659
This probably mafia related, the guy got meddled in business he shouldn't have dealt with.

>>30749278
What is he yelling about!? Man up.

>>30749224
did he die?

>>30749224
Chaos contr-ACK

>>30749594
Oh my God, that brutal

>>30748488
How do you do it? You have a t-shirt or something?

>>30749278
Is there any recovering from this? Did his legs get turned into pudding?

>>30749278
>>30749415
i read about this and the guy said he heard a faint meowing sound coming from inside the machine and when he opened it saw a kitten stuck inside. knew he had to crawl inside to help the kitten no matter the danger

>>30749755
They just cut it off. Man will be rolling on a furniture dolly if he didn't bleed out..

>>30748659
You're*

>>30748748
Take your meds, Timmy.

>>30749401
>got meddled in business he shouldn't have dealt with.
Would you like to try again, ESL-kun?

>>30748627
>>30748522
I'm not showing these to my mom

>>30748659
that is will grow up to become a villain or a hardline law enforcer, nothing in between

>>30748978
I like this version better than the one that cuts a couple seconds before

>>30748978
nerve gas?

>>30749594
NERVE GAS!!!!!!!

>>30749763
Did he survive? I doubt there was really a kitten.

>>30748658
>browsing
we lurk around here, newfag. hop off your larping horse you dumb nigger

>>30749763
>knew he had to crawl inside to help the kitten no matter the danger
Or he could've just turned off the machine like any normal person

>>30749594
did they died

>>30749224
bro send him to air and punched him with his own momentum. this kid knows.

>>30748707
I always get a little surprised when I see a third worlder with good hair

>>30749594
un saludo a david glock desde /gif/

>>30749099
do all cameramen have ponytails?

>>30749782
bitching too hard over an "a" kill yourself retarded mutt

>>30749591
>mag dumps one guy
>doesn't shoot the witnesses
sloppy work

CJNG is not sending their best

>>30749901
This video had sound.

>racebait shit
thread ruined

anyone got that video of a guy on a bike falling and then getting crushed by a bus? his fat ass exploded all over the sidewalk

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>>30749594
I wonder how the spazzing dude's asshole feels? I bet it's convulsing like crazy fr

>>30748522
How soft of him.

>>30748472
she probably died from that

>>30749780
>pajeet speech
>>30749782
>fat femcel speech
>>30749799
>redditor speech
>>30748658
>pretending to be oldfag while speaking like a gay fat retard and saying "edgelord" like a gaydittor invader
>also redditor AND femcel speech
this thread is deseased
Commit suicide, OP, we all know youre a femcel piglett too retarded to understand the point of nsfw boards or that youre not welcome here anymore than the social media you ruined to cope with your hairy obese ass not getting properly raped by cock like you wished for

>>30748472
>only stuff you'd show to your mother
...then post in the sfw board, retard newfag, did lack of upvote buttoms stopped you from lurking moar or was it all the worms from your unwashed pussy giving you brain damage?
>>30749782
adding kun like that doesnt make you fit in unless youre pretending to be one of those overweight roasties that kept trying to invade /a/ only to get felted off board when they didnt puritanfagged for you, this isnt leddit, nor is it green leddit

>>30749224
shadow fags on suicide watch after seeing this

>>30750604
This guy almost ended up like that mexican lumberjack who got a branch through his face.

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>>30750622
6'0 vs 5'11

>>30750209
>I'm a faggot zoomer

>>30749960
I wonder about these people... do they not use their legs at all? I never needed swim lessons, I just.. swam from like age 5 onward.

>>30749962
equivalent of /b/ andy shit logs

>>30749591
switching to your 2nd handgun is faster than reloading

>>30749763
The thing on the right side is literally a control panel

>>30749755
>>30749774
That amount of blood? He bled the fuck out.

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>>30748488
lmao fpbp

>>30749722
i don't, in contrast to you and OP im not a cock enjoyer.

>>30750610
Wtf was the plan here?

>>30751093
they lose their balance. they push themselves out of the water, then flop forward, because they can't balance themselves around their center of buoyancy. thrashing around they push themselves downwards just as much as upwards
it's like riding a unicycle really

>>30751093
I think there's a current. It's dangerous to swim in there

>>30750629
hahahaha

>>30749278
He sounds like the famous screaming cumshot. Does he have some weird fetish?

>>30748748
>getting hard over trannies
grim

>>30751093
Panic is a hell of a thing, especially when you are in water. Anyone that can swim also knows how little it takes to just float calmly and how much force a deliberate stroke or two synced with a kick from your legs can generate. But because they are unaccustomed to being in water, they panic and their limbs flails around each of them countering each other as they run out of energy and driving themselves downwards.
Even good swimmers can be caught in panic and accidentally drown themselves, but the better swimmer you are (trained or just natural from having spent a lot of time in water) the less the chance is that you ever panic.

>>30751844
You should up the dithering for such a large gif, the colour banding is awful

>>30751498
>im not a cock enjoyer
what does that have to do with you being a faggot?

>>30748748
why are you so mad about people you've never seen?

>>30750322
hot

>>30750634
people who pour water on oil fires need to be locked away.

>>30750322
the white man's burden

>>30749763
He definitely would have pressed the blue button.

Because he's a total fuckwit.

>>30750604
Wouldn't have been the first time this guy got penetrated from behind.

>>30750634
Why they have ai cameras in their room?

>>30749755
not really
his calves are mangled beyond repair
miracle outcome: surgeons salvage his feet and reattach them at the knee
but he's most likely got stumps

he only bled out if someone didnt get tourniquets on him

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good afternoon bots and faggots!
Happy Rekt day to you

>>30748995
I remember this one! A good one

>>30752726
I will never understand why the bigger guy kept going after them. He successfully intimidated the other group and they were backing away, why pester them further?

And so he died!

>>30750521
>>30749974
He is right, you dumb fucks

>>30750638
That was really cool until it wasn't. Was it just the frame bouncing off the pavement or did the bump make the guy working the controls kick the rear brake? I don't ride but I've seen plenty of stuntfags do scrapers and I've rarely seen this result come from it.

>>30752365
>attach feet to knees
not as cool when you didn't even get your shins blown off by the japs after killing fitty men.

>>30753049
the hell are you on about

>>30750634
"FAITH OVER FEAR" kek

>>30753095
cotton hill you retarded fucking embryo. get off this website, gash dropping.

>>30753119
no, you dumb zoomshit fuckwad.

>>30751598
Maybe remodeling and wanted to smash what was getting replaced

>>30753119
Why is this low IQ Indian mad? Go back to fucking your sister and eating shit Ranjeet

>>30752152
>>30750634
Amazing to think Kingcobrajfs was smarter than these broads. RIP

>>30753132
What happened here?

>>30750084
A fairly cordial exchange considering their typical response when the “nigger” word is uttered

>>30750085
Based whitey for not pulling a chud the builder and one tapping the chimper
I guess he values his freedom unlike niggerfilth

>>30748659
the little girl has a more mature and motherlike reaction than the actual mother

>>30750607
Even dollies hate foids

>>30749591
counted 10 total?
not sure if the revolver fired 5 or 6

>>30753141
>koth
>zoomershit
think you're just retarded, fuckstick
>>30753406
why are you projecting?

>>30752379
Humiliated by zoomies? Ouch

>>30753571
I always wonder what he could have done to warrant mag dumps from 2 different guns

>>30753478
Isn’t it obvious from the corpse next to her idiot? It’s a motorcycle crash and this is the aftermath

>>30750634
I wonder if they shit themselves. Or at least peed a little

>>30753614
Weirdest crash ever.

>>30748658
>I'm proud I'm new
actually embarassing

>>30754374
>>30753139
>>30753132
>bright red crimson blood
Yeah it’s ogre

>>30750322
the lion rapes the dog when it barks

>>30754365
Why did they bother to learn how to do it so well?

>>30754384
what does it mean?

>>30754498
NTA, but the second one has internal bleeding, his organs are liquefied. His stomach is so full of blood the body tries to puke it to make space

>>30753139
>>30753136
now I want to see them getting one last dick before they pass on <3
4chan has really ruined me

>>30754558
does the bright color just mean oxygenated blood, which means severe internal bleeding?

>>30753560 What an odd thing to say

>>30752355
it's china

>>30750622
Looks like Shaq beating on Kevin Hart

>>30748659
surprised the mom and daughter didn't get hit.

>>30755154
it was done professionally but you are right they were lucky

>>30753119
nigger

>>30754172
when you want to give her dick but instead you give her the ick

>>30754379
>the blood arcing around his head like that
Fucking kino

>>30750607
Enough of resting back to job!

>>30750634
Imagine world where Men suddenly dissapear!

>>30752379
>picks a fight with two dudes that have cauliflower ear
lol

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>>30750634
>>30752152

>>30750647
Fuck you

>>30750084
Is that a chick?

>>30752941
Because it was never about intimidating them to get them to back off for safety. It was about his ego and getting one over on them. The whole lot are rabid animals and should be removed from society

>>30749278
The profound stupidity of people will never cease to amaze me.

>>30752890
is this footage from the infamous indian space program?

>>30749755
Assuming he didn't bleed out, my money is on a double amputation, at best. Catastrophic damage to the tibia and fibula; critical muscles, tendons, and ligaments necessary for abduction and adduction of lower legs, ankles, and feet mangled beyond repair.

>>30752880
lmao id love to see the damage report from the doctor on this one

>>30752995
How the hell did they not think to turn the stove off first.

>>30753151
but why?

>>30750638
ai video btw

>>30749960
If he only managed to get on his back. Could have lived.

>>30750610
Three Stooges shit

>>30749918
definitely some kind of gas

>>30752995
>>30756007
Because they're thick as shit

>>30756691
that tranny is hardly thick. you should find some black chicks if you want to see what thick really is.

>>30752890
what was his plan?

>>30748522
Dang, didn't even tell him about Hewie Lewis and the News.

>>30749901
>Dodge rolls
I had no idea that worked in real life, but he didn't get finished off until he stopped!

>>30755491
>wasn't even water but fucking wine
legend

>>30749594
Why is Charlie Kirk laying there dancing?

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>>30756985
>>wasn't even water but fucking wine
Homemade!

>>30749278
the chinks always yearn for the leg crushers

>>30757321
shame about his downfall but i guess it was bound to happen

>>30756809
what was that about

>>30756020
4chan spread the idea that it lightens your eye color. Early internet mustard gas tier pranks.

>>30757468
It is possible to flex so hard you faint

>>30748522
In axeman's defense, the kid wasn't using his brain anyway

>>30752995
What the fuck is he doing at :20 with that towel if not wetting it to smother the flame?

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>>30750647
God has no place for people like you in his heart

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>>30751598
Bold of you to assume these things can think a minute ahead. Or think at all. Or do anything right.
I'm not sexist it's just facts.

>>30752726
That's all it takes... one hole in this meat skeleton...

>>30753062
mega lel

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>>30748472
>Soft REKT

>>30750022
It's the law.

>>30756787
Crashing this tractor... With no survivors!

>>30749401
More likely narco-related.

>>30750521

>2017
>Old Fag

pick one

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>>30757729
you sound like a Boomer

>>30750625
A special kind of stupid

>>30752377
'Turkey In The Straw' coming from the ice cream truck just drizzles the sweet, sweet chocolate syrup over this whole scene.

>>30752377
Big guy in the white shirt showed remarkable restraint with that bat.

>>30754624
Color that bright usually means lungs and/or lung vascular system are fucked

>>30752726
Yeah, maybe don't fuck around with a guy waving a straight razor.

>>30752880
That's gonna leave a mark.

>>30752890
I've heard of chiropractic, but 'tractor-practic'? That shit is next-level!

>>30753151
Stupid bint! The lime goes in the coconut.

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>>30748472

>>30753478
Nerve gas, of course.

>>30753560
Fairly certain the little girl doesn't quite grasp the magnitude of what just happened, whereas the mum knows instantly that the chickens have come home to roost.

>>30753570
That's a hand truck--learn the difference.

>>30748522

Is there any info on this one?

>>30755154
Only 9mm

>>30757902
guy selling an axe, psychopath comes to buy it and randomly murders person on the couch with it.

>>30748472
--->literally /wsg/ u/incel newfaggot fuck

>>30755900
Attacked homie in the middle of his transformation sequence lmao

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>>30757729

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>>30757011
Silence tranny

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>>30755898

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>>30757998

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>>30748472

File: tased.mp4 (3.7 MB)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4WTwyZcn-U

>>30753095
Go watch fucking Squid Game or something

>>30750023
>>30750521
>>30750531
LOL bro got so mad he replied to me three times. You need significant cognitive restructuring.

>>30749278
jesus christ guy is screaming like he got his legs crushed or somethnig

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ryl85RQenSY

>>30751920
I'm not mad, I'm horny.

>>30750084
Black fragility

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>>30758015
how pathetic are we as people that we have to put on this heavy mask of sarcasm in the hopes of validation from people we can't even see?
Look at this asshole's attitude towards "Burger King" and how he has nothing substantial to actually say, but he has to point out to his followers how sarcastic and aloof he is about it before he rightfully gets trolled like a little bitch.
Pisses me off every time I see him acting like he's so fucking cool by being absolutely worthless

>>30750023
That sentence needs an "a" like Charlie Kirk needed a bandaid.

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>>30753095
it's a King of the Hill reference you fucking newf

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>>30750630
I have that one I just have no fuckin' idea what dumbass shit I named it lol

>>30757011
Thank you for keeping Charlie's memory alive.
He will NOT be forgotten!!
You speak for all of us! LFG

>>30757468
JamJeetin 4 da weeknd
LFG

>>30752381
"mom come pick me up we didn't beat Rita Repulsa"

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>>30754416
Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life

>>30757692
Cast iron skillet with a red hot cast iron handle. He was going to use the towel to protect his hand to move the pan but then did not do that for some reason and had to rawdog it later.

>>30754595
Self induced faggotry

>>30755900
>>30757952
His relaxing sequence.

Blacks relaxing around other blacks is why black on black crime happens.

>>30750101
The absolute state of /gif/.

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>>30758010
these people really do the equivalent of shitting and not wiping with the spoken English language.

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>>30758440
you're not wrong lol

>>30749918
Nope, just normal gas. Turn on the volume.

>>30758391
Self induced faggotry (cont.)

>>30752379
Bros are fighting in the piss arena

>>30750015
Why? They don't use jew-goo to ruin it. I stopped using pharma shampoo, get mine from an old lady who makes it at the farmer's market. Gained several inches in 6 months. More lusterous too.

>>30748627
this needs to happen to every troon

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>>30748472

>>30748522
"soft" lmao

>>30751462
awesome!

>>30758292

Overly plastered... but adorably so.

>>30750607
>walk in
>see girl laying down next to dolly
what do?

>>30752723
is there a follow up or story behind this one?
Dude is in agony but depending on the landing he's either getting a wheelchair for life or somehow just a broken leg

>>30749224
based! Fuck Shadow,

>>30757974
>pick up a fucking rock ready to kill the guy
>"no need for a rock"
>drops it
lmao
most inbred video i've ever seen

>>30758643
>he never stole again
With all his fingers broken, did he pick up honest work?

>>30749278
Im sick for laughing. The whaling of pure pain. I am way way to familiar with it. The thing is no matter what you never get immune to pain. Ive have enough to share for a lifetime and still be hunted in my dreams.

>>30748627
Did the transfagguration catfish the wrong dude? Did it died?

>>30748659
Anyone have the story to this one?
Idk if the dude did something to deserve getting smeared but I feel bad for the wife and kids having to witness that desu.
I know life's rough but man..

>>30748707
Train wasn't fast enough to instantly kill him so dude def either died and felt every second of it or broke his neck and is a vegetable now. Either way, this shit ain't worth it and I don't get why those retards do that shit. Fucking dumbass poopooboy.

>>30758522
They don't even use water, the use cow piss and shit. Maybe you should try it.

>>30748818
Why didn't he just move to his right?

>>30752940
Anyone know what he did to deserve his arms being noodled?

>>30757776
Story?

>>30749901
Glasses.. I can’t find my glasses!

>>30757919
>>30757902
I can only figure that the killer was annoyed that the guy selling the axe is focused on his phone the entire time and doesn't seem to realize the danger of a stranger in his house holding an axe. Then he just answers the call of the void and kills the guy for being a dumbass.

>>30748659
i think the boy doesn't realize dad has been shot until he sees him on the ground

>>30759060
Yeah so the guy got his hands stuck to the tree on accident and a couple passers-by stopped to help free him =)

>>30752880
>he fell right down the middle, smacking his head on every beam, man
>autopsy said he had one beer, how many did you have?

>>30758393
Is there an unedited video? The full clip has to be out there

>>30749224
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

>>30758884
But think of the izzat gains

>>30753062
Fake and gay.

>>30748658
So you're a newfag. Maybe you should let the adults talk and go back to your duplos

>>30758433
There is nothing comparable to your entire nervous system relentlessly exploding with pure pain so much so you feel your entire skeleton just exploding in pain. Its quite the fucking pain.