>>18431459
I frankly don't see why that is any more unlikely than majoritarian religious beliefs.

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>>18431459
>Endless penis with infinite sex
Allah for the win

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>>18431459
The Mormon Jesus

>>18431466
I feel that way when people incessantly criticize Scientology

>>18431493
Sex with the (formerly) Virgin Mary

>>18431515
By itself I don't think the practice of Scientology is objectionable. Independent Scientologists run around hurting no one.

>>18431459
>American sci-fi Islam
is Mormonism secretly based?

>>18431542
And btw, pointing at any given belief and going "Isn't that SILLY?" is not a real criticism. Never has, and never will be, it's just a group a signal for faggots to feel good about agreeing with eachother.
Not that I genuinely consider Mormonism as a true religion. But I don't think their beliefs being wacky matters when weighing that.
In fact, I actually think a lot of mormon nonsense is kind of intuitive. Why would Jesus not go to america? He needs to get his message out there somehow. Why wouldn't the dead be offered a chance of salvation after dying but before the judgement?
>>18431549
No.

Mormon Jesus.
>super freak plays

>>18431466
When Enoch came back from heaven every earthly pleasures was completely undesirable to him. The presence of God feels a billion times more pleasant than anything we can experience in the flesh.

>>18431862
>Mindraped into desiring anything but him
I don't want to get close to this guy

>>18431895
>I don't want to get close to this guy
Ok.

>>18431493
Stop.

Mormon time.

>>18431459
>Mormonism: Endless sex in Heaven
>Islam: Endless sex in Heaven
HMMMMMMMM

>>18431470
>team Allah
>Beardless dancing boys forced to do it against their will
>team Satan
>Literal semen demons whose only will is to suck the life (i.e. cum) out of you forever and ever
I know my choice

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what the FUCK was his problem???

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>>18431459
As a man who was very attractive in my youth, and an almost complete degenerate at the time, I can tell you that even a man like me gets bored with too much sex, after some years of it. Between the 5 women I have been with, I have never been refused sex, and all breakups were initiated by me. I found that in relationships in which the amount of sex in situations which the woman wanted to be with me more times than I wanted with her, I found my equilibrium of about 2 times a week was my preference level. Most men wouldn't actually enjoy literally infinite sex after some time achieving it.
Eventually, a desire for family becomes stronger.

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>>18431459
Hieros Gamos. Use the proper term, peasant

>>18433534
lesbian angels?

>>18431998
serious question , what do you get from LARPing on an anonymous image board?

>>18431550
>In fact, I actually think a lot of mormon nonsense is kind of intuitive. Why would Jesus not go to america? He needs to get his message out there somehow. Why wouldn't the dead be offered a chance of salvation after dying but before the judgement?
I think it's more the stone in a hat, reformed Egyptian etc. that makes people think it's silly.

>>18433634
There are no female angeloi/malakhim.