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>some slut claims she was sent by God or some shit
>french simps blindly believe her and think she is divine or something
Lmao French are fucking retards
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>>18434960
She kept winning until she got mad at a bunch of hookers and beat them with the flat of her magical sword so hard it broke. Then after she got captured the voices in her head told her she wouldn’t die. She did. Anyway that’s how Jesus saved France from becoming Br*tish
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Almost all the history they teach is made up. Just about every single thing is made by a talking alien. So Hitler is something that did actually happen, but it’s not a real historical event necessarily, it was one of the aliens creations using doll people. Joan of arc is something which did not even happen, not even with the use of dolls. He basically created this world not that long ago, certainly not billions of years ago. And, then he lied about it. He lies about almost everything to us. Every animal body was actually designed by him, he creates this shit in like a 3D modelling program and then brings it to life somehow. And for whatever reason, lies about it. Most likely because of the gore being so extreme lol. What he created is a world where we have to eat other people to get stronger. It’s extremely immoral, but our bodies are constantly craving more food. And he seemingly sits back watching us eat others, smiling ear to ear. It’s kind of interesting to watch probably. It’s also interesting to do, for him. It’s a fun sciency process and would be entertaining to release various beasts into the world. But, it’s actually not done randomly or because it’s cool. Its hard to say because, I’m still not totally sure. But, he seems to have sex with all the virgins himself using clones. And, the plants and animals and real humans were created to help him breed more. That’s really a lot what it looks like. That also helps explain all the lies doesn’t it, like he’s getting a sick pleasure from our suffering, and tries to cover it up with a song and dance.
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>>18434960
you're absolutely correct, Joan of Arc is an inconvenient reminder that a female peasant of zero stature could do the job of an Alexander if she set her mind to it and had a good story to pitch. She an Adolf Hitler were very much alike
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>>18435256
maybe because she was a pisspoor peasant in a time when opportunities for climbing the corporate ladder were effectively zero, yet somehow... But yes, those members of the elite born into privilege surely deserve the credit