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pov: your television in 2 months
>The FIFA World Cup powered by Mountain Dew on ESPN... Good afternoon sports fans and welcome to the super bowl of soccer! All the greats have graced this field, Maradona, Landon Donovan, the list goes on. All with one goal in mind, to get their fingers inside those sweet championhip rings.
>*fan cam* We believe that we can win! We believe that we can win!
>An action packed night here as team USA takes on Brazil and don't forget the halftime entertainment by Kid Rock thanks to Budweiser and Walmart. Don't go anywhere folks, those Brazilians are about to get their asses handed to them with a side of fries right after this commercial break. My name is Miles Sullivan and you're watching ESPN