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>>220782614
Why?
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For our pleasure
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>>220782614
Why do they use the flag from those austin powers movies?
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let me think, i know this. there was a queen of england and a king of scotland. the queen of england, elizabeth, died. The king of scotland inherited England and the kingdom of Great Britain was formed. The colonization of Ireland, which was already ongoing, was pitched to King James as a joint English-Scottish venture. He agreed. Cromwell overthrows the monarchy and he did some fuckery. He settled lots of his veterans in Ireland, where they became the landlords. Eventually, the monarchy is restored and not long after we broke away from Great Britain they became the UK
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>>220782653
When did Michael Meyers turn from comedian to slasher?
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>>220782653
Why does America have the city named after this movie title?
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>>220782627
Why?
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>>220782614
>german flag
Stop making threads about us you obsessed freak
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>>220786856
Why are we like this?
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>>220786868
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>>220786901
Why did you invent cavities? Why are you so fluent in Urdu?
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>>220786909
Why do you spend your life obsessively making unfunny unclever posts about my country for years and years? Don't you think you're being extremely pathetic?
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they were once based
now... can't say for sure
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>>220786980
Why?
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>>220786997
You've literally spent years and years making the same unfunny creepy obsessive posts and threads over and over. You are a pathetic cunt with no life who is literally unironically obsessed with my country in a really weird really stupid way

Talk about something else for once you sad cunt
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>>220787028
Sorry, I don't speak Urdu!
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>>220787040
absolutely gaped that brit bong holy shit
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>>220787040
>>220787101
unfunny cunt posting american anti-british "banter" about muslims and teeth over and over because you're a yank-brained freak who's gay for brits, and you literally don't have a sense of humour apart from what you got from retard subhuman americans online

You're not funny and you spend years spamming your unfunny posts saying the same thing over and over. kill yourself you weird obsessed coward
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>>220787212
This is trolling outside of /b/.
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>>220782614
is it true in bri'tain they say fork, twork, threek, fourk, firk and so on, instead of just one fork, two forks, three works etc
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>>220787252
literally just one gay freak spamming the board for years on end because he's desperate for this reaction. kill yourself you weird annoying spamming subhuman
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>>220787285
>he's desperate for this reaction
Can't deny I'm enjoying your seethe :D
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>>220787302
fucking done him again jesus christ this is brutal
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>>220787317
Will he ever recover?
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>>220786980
they're quite funny
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>>220787302
You spam the same shit every day for years and years and the only thing you get out of it is being called a pathetic unfunny cunt. you're gay, lonely, autistic, and think this is literally the only way you can get attention from the men you want to fuck you. by being an annoying unfunny cunt posting yankbrained memes about muslims and teeth. kill yourself
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>>220787345
see
>>220787317
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>>220787331

Thoughts?
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>>220786980
Best poster on /int/ award
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>>220787331
how is the same thing over and over again funny when Germans don't even have better teeth than Brits? are you continentals really so brainwashed with unfunny yank media?
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>>220787364
>>220786980
Go brush your tooth.
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>>220787355
that people are humouring you like that would do a literal retard who acts out for their attention
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>>220787404
LOL
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>>220787413
>people are humouring you
It's spelled "humoring". Read a book.
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>>220787427
*boouk
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>>220787404
>>220787415
Our teeth are better than yours you unfunny yankbrained twats. You foreign subhumans twats project your realities on us and then call it banter
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Brits are precious and should be saved from the retarded autistic germs
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>>220787479
PSA: This post is funnier in the original Urdu version, it loses a lot in translation!
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>>220786980
I like his sense of humor, the posts about feeding and deworming his pet Brit are particularly funny.
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>>220786980
why are you posting your Ls?
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>>220787479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AfAGE1r4Ew
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>>220787512
:D
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>>220787427
>american u jokes
>american teeth jokes
>american muslim jokes

over and over for years literally just for attention from Brits, what made you so obsessed with us in this weird way?
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>>220786980
Ts genuinely frying me
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>>220787535
i love a high effort shitpost
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>>220787556
see
>>220787549
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>>220787415

Thoughts?
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>Urdu in the UK: Roughly 270,000 to 400,000 speakers. It is the fourth most spoken language in the UK

>Turkish in Germany: Approximately 2.1 to 3 million regular household speakers. It is the second most spoken language in the country after German, used in roughly 2% of all households.
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>>220782614
Rupert Lowe's inquiry has revealed that not only is the entire UK state apparatus, including local government, judiciary, CPS, BBC and law enforcement working with the Paki grooming gangs, virtually every British adult above the age of 20 - including those posting here - is complicit. There isn't a single Britroach alive who isn't a rape apologist nonce who supported and defended the Pakis, and are still actively doing so.

Britroaches chose to use the last ten years importing infinity jeets and Africans, covering up the activities of grooming gangs, implementing Sharia law in most urban centers, demonizing the native British identity and making Adolescence on Netflix, all the while stuffing their fat fuck faces with Greggs sausage rolls. Muslims and africans now are calling it "Rape Britain" on social media and pretty much laughing about collecting thousands of dollars, free houses, and vehicles to pretty much just walk around and see what can be harassed, raped and all while being high and drunk.

I have come to the understanding that the British view of lower class kids getting raped by foreigners is “that’s what they deserve for having the nerve to be born low class”. It is an entire country of Owen Joneses. Brits are perfectly fine with child rape. Its why they got Starmer into office. A man who defended child rapists as the director of public prosecution for many years. Brits are all pedos or at the very least, cowards, equally bad. Imagine watching a gang rape in progress and doing nothing, even if said victim is your daughter. Thats what brits do. You can't spell "cuck" without the UK. It’s rare I’ve ever felt such visceral disgust and hatred in my life
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>>220786980
god i fucking love german posters. who says germans arent funny?
>The English Garden!
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>>220787659
Thoughts?
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>>220787637
Now do sum total of all languages spoken in South Asia lmaao
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>>220787643
This is the one other mentally extreme anti-british poster here

I don't know why you freaks are so obsessed with brits apart from an inferiority complex
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>>220786980
>A Brit and his tooth are soon parted
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>>220787695
Shut the fuck up you Paki-loving cunt. You English faggots pay nearly half of your income as tax to support Muslim welfare munchers who rape your children and bring in more of their inbred relatives to replace you while British families are evicted to accommodate them, with the full support of most of the population. You're a castrated, self-hating Labour-voting poofter who celebrated the Manchester bombing, sucks the cock and balls of Two Tier Keir the Queer and sold out your own country to the assorted trash of the third world for a chicken tikka masala.

If a dirty little swollen headed Somalian foreign bastard stabbing a 6 year old British child 177 times does not make you want to stand up for your country and fight back then I don't know what will. Yet the vast majority of Britroaches continue to defend immigration and minorities. There isn't a single Britroach alive above the age of 20 who is not complicit in the mass sexual exploitation of the Muslim grooming gangs and the subsequent cover up. Each and every one of you, is the moral equivalent of Jimmy Savile and should be treated as such. Everywhere you go, you should be subjected to beating, mutilation and sexual assault. If you have any children, I hope they are killed in a similar fashion as the ones in the Southport stabbing. You have done nothing but advocate for unlimited immigration and the destruction of your own race
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>>220787694
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>>220787686
brilliant

>>220787695
they wouldnt make fun of you so much if you didnt get so mad o algo
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>>220787776
Thank you for complying with his instructions. You are an amazing secretary.
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>>220787755
>You have done nothing but advocate for unlimited immigration and the destruction of your own race

No I haven't you insane foreigner. you spam this all the time and you've probably never one said it at someone who supports immigration
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why are Brits so fragile?
>"it's just banter innit"
>"NOOOOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAAAAAAAT"
egos made of glass
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>>220787837
>egos made of glass
just like their teeth! lol!
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>>220787787
the archive shows they've been doing it for years without my input

>>220787796
you're not funny and people think you're an autistic freak who acts like a gay clown to get attention from Brits. How many years have you been doing this? aren't you embarrassed?
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>>220787866
see
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>>220787740

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>>220787866
i think its someone who figured out they can get a rise out of british people. its like triggering brazillians with the 7-1 meme

>>220787879
excalibur is about the british myth of a tooth that never falls out
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>>220787895
Based
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>>220787776
>small but growing
It's over
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>>220787837
>>220787844
Germans have the exact same dental health as Brits and there are far more Turkish speakers in Germany than there are Urdu speakers in Britain. Spamming the board for years about Britain with American-style posts about Muslims and teeth is insane because the "joke" is on you

>>220787895
The rise being I've noticed an insane freak make the same threads about my country for years and I'm asking why they're such an obsessed cunt.

Brits are seen as so important on /int/ that even getting a reaction from us is seen as a win even if it takes millions of threads about us to get one
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>>220787935
i think you're looking into it too much. besides, how do you know its the same freak every time?
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>>220787935
This is more attention than I had hoped for but it is also more attention than I deserve.
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>>220787895
>excalibur is about the british myth of a tooth that never falls out
KEKKKK
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>>220787935
>Brits are seen as so important on /int/
Truke, everytime one of you GODS answer my post my pp leaks a little
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>>220787971
>>220787986
nearly ten years posting the same thing

literally a decade of unfunny obsession with Britain

ten years of posting the same unfunny yank jokes about teeth and Muslims just to get a reaction of "why are you such a pathetic unfunny cunt so obsessed with my country?"
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>>220788092
>teeth and Muslims
He can't stop talking about teeth and Muslims!
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>>220788092
im sorry but i have to walk away this is making me laugh uncontrollably and snort and im gonna wake up my neighbors
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>>220788099
You've been doing this for nearly a decade. Why are you so desperate for me to type these words out to you? You've spent ten years spamming about Muslims and teeth and it's literally just for me to call you a sad cunt while foreigners cheer you on like they would a literal retard who acts out for attention
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>>220788145
>Muslims and teeth
He's done it again!
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>>220788145
no but the sheer extent of it is funny like he is the Tartar Terminator
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>>220788064
Brits are cunty little sluts that hide in their general and purposefully refuse to engage with any criticism or jokes about their cunt, so when one slips up it is an event to be celebrated.
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>>220788171
It's not "slipping up" to point out that a sad cunt has been spamming the same unfunny yank jokes about us for a decade. You foreign subhumans are literally so insecure and desperate for our attention you think being insulted by us is a good return of investment on spamming about us for ten years. You can't all be that desperate for Big British Attention
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>>220788205
It's peak cuntiness meeting kraut 'tism and it's based and hilarious.
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>>220787282
Hva?
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>>220788171
Rent free.
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>>220788246
>we act like cockroaches because we're desperate for you to step on us

The only thing that was annoying me was that I just couldn't understand why you foreigners would spend years spamming about us in these unfunny ways just to get our attention, but if the answer is you all treat us like gods and thrive off of literally any attention from us, then I suppose that makes sense. It's pathetic and childish but it makes sense at least
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>>220788302
LOL
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>>220788306
only you think that
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>>220788306
Oh, come on man. Now you're talking about stepping on us like bugs, you're slaying so fucking hard right now and you just keep doing it.
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>>220782614
I did not understand the question.
Now after reading the thread, I understand the question.
I do not know the answer.
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>>220788378
You said
>hide in their general and purposefully refuse to engage with any criticism or jokes about their cunt, so when one slips up it is an event to be celebrated

You're so bitter about the fact that you think we don't acknowledge pathetic foreigners trying to get our attention that when we give any attention to your extreme obsessions with us you consider it a win in itself to "celebrate"

It's just sad to share a board with freaks like >>220788307 who will do anything to get a reply from us. Did Dresden cause this I wonder?
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>>220788476
>Now after reading the thread, I understand the question
It is a very eye-opening thread indeed!
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>>220788483
that wasnt me that was the other american, who uses his shift key. the fact that you think it was me makes me doubt how correct you are that the same german has been spamming about the UK for years
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>>220788489
God bless it's not a mouth-opening thread!
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>>220788557
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
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>>220788533
Actually, I use the capslock and just quickly turn it off after the first letter, I've been typing this way since elementary school lol. My shift key remains untouched unless I'm using keybinds or gaming.
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>>220788579
>I use the capslock and just quickly turn it off after the first letter
Based, Brits could never
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>>220788579
thats crazy. you're a lunatic howling at the moon
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>>220788533
Then your reply was retarded as the person I was quoting already contradicted what you said

>>220788564
this mong is obviously the one doing the spamming. It's all LOOOL and :D and generally gay childishness, which is extra sad because they're probably in their 30's if they've been doing this for a decade
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>>220788626
>you're a lunatic howling at the moon
If he were a Brit, he'd be howling at a toothbrush!
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>>220788678
Your teeth are the same
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>>220788678
their flags design comes from what they see when they spit into the sink after brushing
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>>220788712
LOL
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>>220787028
>>220787345
>>220787364
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>>220787866
>>220787935
>>220788145
Zip it nigga
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>>220788712
>>220788724
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>>220788744
>The tooth hurts
They aren't even hiding it anymore!
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>>220788727
Shouldn't you be defending him?
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>>220788757
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>>220788778
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>>220788775
Why would I defend some cringeworthy seething sperg getting outbantered by a kraut of all things
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>>220788833
True, but don't do it for him, do it for England!
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>>220788833
What are you sucking him off for? Shut up you actual retard
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>>220788757
The tooth? The tooth? Yew can't handle the tooth!
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>>220788890
Oh my GOD I love this thread so fucking much :D
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>>220788870
Total headloss, stop embarrassing us
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>>220788890
>Title: A Few Good Teeth
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>>220788890
Americans have worse teeth than Brits do and you actually spend your time making images pretending that you don't
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>>220788909
You're literally the one telling him that he's "outbantering" people by spamming the same things over and over you unbelievable retard
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>>220782627
hyperautism
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Uh oh, the infighting has begun! :D
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>>220788927
ok this is not an unfounded stereotype first off all dont act like a crooked smile isnt super common in the UK. American people dont have teeth like a fucking piano keyboard
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>>220788980
>teeth like a fucking piano keyboard
Oh my GOD
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>>220788950
Well he's probably taken years off your life with this meltdown so yeah I'd say he has
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I'm a glass half full type of person so I'd call it a melt-up
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>>220788980
That's because Americans don't have teeth and the ones on show are fake
See Asmongold
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>>220788958
you're such a pathetic unfunny twat that people think it's embarrassing to even interact with you. you're a clown by association. an old gay german clown who probably has bad teeth considering your obsession with them

>>220789005
He's literally spent years of his own life doing this and then you enter the thread and tell him he's "outbantering" people by doing it. Why are you sucking him off? You don't deserve to live.
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>>220789041
There is no shame in being outbantered, it happens to the best of us
(it has never happened to me)
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>>220789031
asmongold is a roach human hybrid who lives in a government blacksite. he's not american so much as he is like a failure of the real life equivalent of Umbrella Corp. his teeth are so bad because he does not drink water. he says it tastes bad (because his teeth are so rotten) so he only drinks soda, further rotting his mouth
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>>220789088
Is he in Flint Michigan? I've heard the tapwater there can get pretty funky.
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>>220789063
You've spent ten years spamming things like
>teeth
>urdu

It's the same two unfunny yankbrained jokes over and over for years. It's not banter. German teeth are the same as British teeth and you've got 2m Turkish speakers to our 200k Urdu. It makes no sense at all
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>brits brits brits brits brits brits brits
and then this is where he's from
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>>220789116
he lives somewhere around Austin, Texas. i saw a clip of him drinking bottled water so theres no excuse like his local tap water is musty
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>>220789041
I'll let you have the last word since this is clearly very important to you in your sad little world
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>>220789140
>spamming urde
Look, it's your language, I'm not judging.
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>>220789261
You're not even part of this and you're clamouring for the "last word". All you did is enter the thread, mass reply to me, suck off the gay german freak, tell him he's outbantering people by spamming teeth/urdu, get him excited about being a freak, and now you're leaving in a whiny way. You shouldn't have said anything at all you stupid cunt

>>220789306
You literally don't have any jokes or banter apart from repeating the same things over and over. Do you not get how sad and autistic you are? I've replied to you for one thread but you've done this for nearly ten years now
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>>220789359
>I've replied to you for one thread
See you in the next thread!
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>>220789368
Why is this your life? Spending years just trying to get Brits to call you obsessed with them? How many hundreds of threads have you made now? All just for a response like this one
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>220789396
See you in this thread!
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>>220789368
>>220789403
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/-_KY2TOsD6V04-rRtfMfEg/
Stop spamming these threads, mate
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>>220789403
Is this your entire social life? Having brits on /int/ call you mentally ill for making hundreds of threads about us for ten years?
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>>220789428
Okay, I will!
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https://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/-_KY2TOsD6V04-rRtfMfEg/
Why is this German anon obsessed with the UK?
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>>220789431
Dance with me, anon! Dance the dance of LIFE!
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>>220789440
>the Singaporean guy is there from the very first "Why?" thread
this is the guy you should be questioning, lol
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>>220789443
You're too much of a coward to answer any questions directly so I'll settle for having exposed you as the obsessed mentally ill cunt you are. Even if you make another thousand threads at least people recognise quickly that you are fucked in the head and pathetically desperate for attention
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>>220789475
there are a handful of extremely obsessed anti British spammers and the Singaporean and the gay German here are two of the most non stop ones. Almost every time I've come here they're posting the exact same things over and over again and then if you call them what they are it's all like
>haha you replied got you I win!

honestly subhuman behaviour, these are likely men in their thirties doing this
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>>220789513
ok but what is going on in /brit/? its always just like a series of non sequiturs
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>>220789479
Non-sequitur detected.
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>>220789533
probably because it's different people saying different things, not literally one person saying the same thing over and over for ten years like those two anti-british foreign freaks

>>220789559
see, you make hundreds of threads about us and then if someone talks to you directly you just say stupid things to avoid engaging, and then go back to making the same threads over and over. weirdly cowardly behaviour. You must know that you're a low quality person
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>>220789593
Not a single thread has been made about you, ever.
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>>220789605
You've literally made hundreds of threads about Brits across nearly ten years. I don't know why you can't see how fucked up you are
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>>220789631
You keep repeating this. This level of obsession isn't healthy, anon.
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>>220789643
>You keep repeating this. This level of obsession isn't healthy
That's what I'm trying to make you understand

You've been doing this shit since at least 2017. Aren't you embarrassed that you are unironically devoting your life to trying to get attention from Brits online? Your life went wrong somewhere and then you made it all about us
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>8 years, 5 months

"gay lefty bavarian" is a mentally ill subhuman who's been spamming /int/ with unfunny jokes about brits over and over as revenge for a Brit calling him a faggot leftist in 2017
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>>220789869
every villain has his origin story
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>>220789906
This thread has been worthwhile because I've finally cracked the secret of an annoying anti-British spammer and they're way more mentally ill than I thought

full thread meltdown right here -

https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/83339351/#83346300
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https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/Gay%20lefty%20Bavaryan/country/DE/page/1/

https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/Gay%20lefty%20Bavaryan/country/DE/page/10/

jesus christ
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The city of Würzburg (Bavaria) was attacked as part of the strategic bombing campaign in World War II by the Allies against Nazi Germany. Although lacking major armaments industries and hosting around 40 hospitals at the time, Würzburg was targeted as a traffic hub and as part of the attempt by Bomber Command to break the spirit of the German people. The major raid occurred on March 16, 1945, when Royal Air Force bombers dropped incendiary bombs that set fire to much of the city, killing an estimated 5,000 people and almost completely obliterating the historic town. Almost 90% of the buildings were destroyed by a raid that lasted less than 20 minutes.

All the city's churches, the cathedral, and other monuments were heavily damaged or destroyed. The city center, most of which dated from medieval times, was destroyed in a firestorm.

Over the next 20 years the city was painstakingly reconstructed. The citizens who rebuilt the city immediately after the end of the war were mostly women – Trümmerfrauen ("rubble women") – because the men were either dead or still prisoners of war. On a relative scale, Würzburg was destroyed to a larger extent than was Dresden in a firebombing the previous month.

All the city's churches, the cathedral, and other monuments were heavily damaged or destroyed. The city center, most of which dated from medieval times, was destroyed in a firestorm.

The final report of the No. 5 bomber group on April 10, 1945 gave the destruction of the city at 89%, and for the suburbs at 68%. This was above average, as was the Würzburg district of Heidingsfeld, which some bomber crews targeted before reaching their primary target. The British report accounted for a total of 1207 tons of bombs. The only part of Würzburg unaffected was the Versbach neighbourhood and Veitshöchheim village. Accounting for all neighbourhoods, the average destruction of Würzburg stood at 82%. Specifically this meant 21,062 homes and 35 churches destroyed.
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>>220790857
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Progression of this thread
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>>220786980
lmao you got bodied nigga
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>>220791450
You are literally Indian, the most insulting joke people make about Brits is that they might be one of you. Know your place creature
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>>220782614
Honestly, if I were a Brit or American I would also schizo out from hearing so many times the same jokes and opinions about my cuntry

It's good that I don't have that disease
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>>220791411
based tranny bombers
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>britoid gets btfo so hard he resorts to ww2 posting
absolutely buttbroken, imagine getting mogged in every metric that matters by a country that lost 2 world wars LMAO
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>>220792655
autistic germans try to bring the heat and then they face the firestorm, it's how it always goes and will always go
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>no don't mention the war!!!
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>no don't mention the tooth!!!
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>>220786909
Whats wrong with urdu? A great farsi prakrit influenced poetic language.
Literally the combination of 2 greatest civilisation
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>>220792845
>Mon 27 Nov 2017

8 years, 5 months

You've been posting all of this for nearly a decade, same filename, same posting style

You are so insane and so exposed

https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/82312535/#82319310
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When I voted Leave back in 2016 I had no idea it would mindrape a faggot leftist bavarian into posting about British teeth for years and years and years and years and years
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So it turned a mouth-opening thread after all, huh
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>>220782614
This was the charter, the charter of the land
And guardian angels sang this strain
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>>220794991
This was the thread the gay leftist barbarian was drawn and quartered in front of everyone. Proper british culture
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>>220782614
rip gay boy

>the gay barbarian entered this thread under the rather childish delusion that they were going to attack everybody else and nobody was going to attack them... they sowed the wind and now they have reaped the whirlwind
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Why not?
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>calling themselves after a French province
France can't stop winning
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>>220786980
Tooth status?
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>>220787844
LOL
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>>220799734
>Tooth status?
blitzkrieg'd
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>>220786980
I finally understand German humor

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