>>222150873
no, I was among the fittest in my unit.
just work on your body and mind Brudi, you'll be fine.
you get paid to do sport, so do that.

>>222151051
how tall are you?
feels like everyone is 1,90+

>>222151109
1,85.
are you in the Jäger or what?

>>222151142
no
signal corp

>>222151224
just work out and find some friendly guys to exercise with. And see that you're competent at your tasks. You'll be fine bro.

I hurt my arm and they threw me out, wasted a month of my life + recovery

>>222150873
No. I never got into the military because of autism diagnosis.

>>222150873
how far along are you?

frankly you sound like the kinda guy the army is best for you'd be x10 times more miserble doing job interviews and worrying about HR and writing resumes

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>>222150873
Always regret not having joined but in retrospect I think this might have been my fate as well

>>222151383
>Always regret not having joined
Go join then you dumb larper

I'm pretty strong but have crap motor skills. Too many nimble motherfuckers would own me.

>>222151376
6 months
I have a degree but fell for the meme and wanted to take a gap year between my bachelors and masters

i worked some office while doing my bachelors and didn't like that either

frankly I just want to neet and live of the money I make on my own

>>222151577
Life after highschool is like that

A endless influx of sadness until you die

>>222151577
you're doing good
don't be discouraged so easily

>>222151398
I am 39 years old

i tried joining the legion but after i got 125 in the IQ test i was told i didnt fit the profile they required lol

>>222151885
qeq

and what do you do now?

>>222151758
you got a few months

>>222151885
>after i got 125 in the IQ test i was told i didnt fit the profile they required lol
Bullshit

>>222151885
KEK

>>222151285
>just work out and find some friendly guys to exercise with
Is this code for "gay sex"?

>>222151224
>logistics pog
>super soldier
lol
lmao even

>>222150873
Are you the manlet guy
>>222151885
Legion is the 3rdie cannon fodder of the the 5th republic, Pierre

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>>222150873
I did a German army competition here this weekend o algo

>>222150873
No, I served conscription and most of my service consisted of sleeping in my guard tower, I spent 210 days (105 guard duties) in duty and slept through most of them. Most comfy was in the winter, we had those heavy sheep coats and we would lie on hot water pipes that run alongside post fence and cover ourselves with the coats.

>>222150873
the army didn't want me due to my gender dysphoria diagnosis

>>222154460
not very progressive of them

>>222154588
this was nearly 20 years ago. it also shouldn't have been relevant because i hadn't started transitioning, nor did i intend to at the time, i had simply seen a psychiatrist to seek help for it.

>>222153219
1. this wasn't my first choice
2. "Fernmelder" sounds a lot more badass than it is

>>222154117
>Are you the manlet guy
i guess
I am 183 which is manlet in germany (unironically)

>>222154181
was this?

>>222154818
German Armed Forces Badge for Military Proficiency, I mean thats what we call it in the US Army.

>>222150873
why would you think you were a super soldier

>>222151758
So you're under the age limit, go join.

>>222150873
Not in the military myself, but I have a few friends who are (Navy, Air Force, and Marines). They've all told me horror stories about how horribly corrupt it is, which is something I'd never considered as a civilian.
People exploit their rank at basically every opportunity. Good luck trying to report anyone who outranks you for misconduct, they'll likely just throw your report away. Retaliation for reporting misconduct is so widespread that it's viewed as part of military life, which in turn discourages lower ranking people from reporting anything, which in turn encourages more exploitation.
My navy friend told me about a girl at his base who got straight up gang raped by 3 people, one of whom outranked her. Literally everyone on the base knew what happened and knew exactly who did it. When she reported this all that happened was that she got moved to somewhere in Florida, her friend who tried to help her got move somewhere else, and the people who raped her just kept their jobs like nothing happened.
My basic understanding is that it's a lot like corporate America, but you have absolutely no hope of winning disputes with "upper management" when said management is the richest and most powerful military on the planet.

>>222155069
how did you get this?

>>222155187
mostly delusion

>>222155633
>how did you get this?
The German detachments usually host them wherever they are.
https://www.army.mil/article/290386/italian_us_soldiers_earn_german_military_qualification

>>222155671
interesting

especially since its Gold

you must be a beast

>>222154305
didnt the officer come by to check if youre keeping a good watch? and if a suspicious person approaches ure supposed to aim the gun and check their identity
how did u sleep?

>>222150873
The military still need clerks, cooks, orderlies, mechanics etc. Only 10% of the modern army actually see combat. You join the military for the wrong reasons. If you wanted to get swole, join a gym.

>>222155734
>didnt the officer come by to check if youre keeping a good watch?
That's how it supposed to be, but noone ever came, only once our captain checked posts because he was just appointed there. I was even making up shit, there's a book where inspecting officers write a report every 2 hours after a check, but I was writing those because I had nicest handwritting.
>and if a suspicious person approaches ure supposed to aim the gun and check their identity
If a suspicious person approaches we were supposed to shoot at them (with rules of course). But the thing is that years ago, like back in the 90s, some guy in some other place blew his brains our on post, so we didnt even had our guns on duty lol, only a knife. On the other hand, if were empty caches in the middle of nowhere, nobody would ever go there. Sometimes I would even leave my post to stalker in the empty caches and storages.
>how did u sleep?
Peacefully usually. I got so good at sleeping I did my 15-minutes radio reports without even properly waking up.

Imagine joining the military
RIP

>>222155734
nigga u expect special force level patriotism from a conscripts?
>>222155820
based
thats the best resistance we slaves can put up

>>222150873
How is the Bundeswehr? What is your routine there like?

>>222154305
Are you completely done with service now? They didn't force you to stay in? Glad you're okay.

>>222156110
Bro I served 2023-2024, two years has passed which is scary like wtf two years

>>222150873
What are German MREs like?

>>222151224
kek lachen an funker vogt

>>222151885
Vraiment? I had 129 and they took me.

>>222155820
sounds like you were in non combat unit far away from the front lines lol
discipline varies wildly from unit to unit here too

>>222156159
Yeah? Where did I ever say I was in a combat unit

>>222151885
I am planning to join the French Foreign Legion and the 2 REP but my psychiatrist diagnosed me with an IQ of 125. Will I be accepted?

>>222155689
Nah. Looking at the requirements any US service member should be able to easily get it. I don't think most branches require any kind of swimming but it's not a super hard swim and the rest is basically what you do in basic training anyway.

>>222150873
Were you conscripted or did you voluntarily enlist
As far as I know Germany had no conscription

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>>222150873
70% of my time in the army after leaving the bootcamp was random chores (guard duties, maintaining weapons, moving stuff around and move it back later, cleaning the floor, cliping the trees, dumping garbage etc.) , 25% was rehersal for ceremony because my unit got new tanks and probably 5% on real combat training

>>222156274
>>222155689
swimming was the hardest part and caused the most people to fail from what I saw, along with the flex arm hang

>>222156371
Germany hasn't had conscription since 2010 I think

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>>222156427
the security situation being what it is over there, i wouldve assumed that you guys actually put effort into your military training

>>222152254
it's true i was there

>>222156427
How long do you think Taiwanese military would last against the PLA, realistically?

>>222150873
I'm chronically ill (physically, not mentally), so I don't think they would even accept me lol

>>222157640
2011
>>222158008
they are building up drone stockpiles to make any landing a nightmare
so they might actually be able to hold the island
>>222158046
what's your condition?

>>222156207
My dad was part of the 2 REP. He's neither dumb nor very smart.

>be me
>apply for military officer
>be seated around 6-7 people
>interviewed by high rank people
>they are all dimwits
>end up just sperging on their midwittiness
>do not get in
I do not understand how anyone but the most plain of normies can get accepted into the military.

>>222158070
you're probably not as smart as you think you are

>>222158079
i got through my Gymnasium with ease.
the problem is i am too much of a sperg for such organizations. They are very sensitive about their identity in relation to their work, like a turbo-wagie. Yet they feel no national, nor ethnic pride, only in relation to their waging for some abstract globalism.

>>222158106
just because you got good grades doesn't mean you have what it takes to act adequately in situations of maximum stress and lead people
the fact that you post here makes it more likely
they probably did right in not choosing you

>>222150873
What would one even do as a modern German super soldier? Maybe kill russians for not being tolerant western globalists at some plausible date? Here it's kill towel heads.

>East of the Elbe
>I trained for my prime
>I exchange it for a dime
>And when the work came through
>I wag'd my days true
>The pleasure was mine
>I wasn't that fool
>I wasn't not cool
>I wag'd all true!
>>222158130
massive cope, i already had passed the tests and interviews on work under stress.

>>222158201
if you weren't retarded you would know not to shit on the interviewers in such a test.

I grew up near a military base and with 1-2 exception pretty much everyone who worked there was a grade A retard.

>>222158210
I am not a coward. They got a mere a mogging by the aristocrat of the soul - a free man.

>>222158240
you don't fit in the military if you don't understand the concept of hierarchy. It's you who's coping here.

>>222158256
>you don't fit in the military if you don't understand the concept of hierarchy
Good goy

>>222158256
A rank and title is no excuse to be wrong. In my country we do things differently. When I was a mere stockingboy often my manager would say do this, do that, and I would plainly tell him no. There was nothing he could do to counter me, I was right.
You Germans pride yourself in your ability to wage in a civic society, yet we free Germanic Dutch mog your country in all ways.
Perhaps your concept of hierarchy is archaic and inefficient? No... no in Germany we don't self-reflect. We don't do that here.

>>222158288
>In my country we do things differently.
you got rejected. But you can write another paragraph how based you are if you want.

Im currently "working" in the military industrial complex. I often see Bundeswehr and other people come up here in their silly little busses and uniforms.
But im alone in office today and basically doing nothing haha

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>The Saxon Stork flew from sea
>To Germania a child to be
>To strengthen her oak,
>Of Authority
>First learned to bow
>Second to walk
>Third to march,
>And holler his phrase,
>Meekly, and proud:
>Jawohl!
>>222158394
based

>>222158394
Are you an engineer

>>222158680
Yes

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>>222150873
do they accept international volunteers OP

>>222159072
You need german citizenship

>>222159080
there has to be some special reservations for their volunteer corp, nah? Perhaps citizenships could be offered to those ready to volunteer

>>222159132
no

>>222159132
Only the French do that.

>>222150873
I was the same, socially stuntet unfit autist in a normie unit. Just focus on yourself and do sport (you are getting paid to do so). Nobody is judging you. Eventually you will feel better. Its all a journey, you cant have it immidiately.
t. former SaZ 4

>>222158256
>Just obey your boss like a mindless robot goy

All of your are turbo normie chads. How else can you be in military?

>>222159305
yes, obedience is essential in the military. do you even know what you're talking about?

>>222159314
idk about commissioned officers but non commissioned officers here are usually losers with no life prospects

>>222159314
>normie chad
>military
doesnt exist. to be a milcuck is to be, in fact a cuck. It is for bureacrats who think they are better than all the other parasitic ones because they get a green uniform and a gun.

>>222159633
still coping because you got rejected?
how come you applied then if it's so cucked?

>>222159446
wtf is a life prospect? You just live your life and die, everything else (aside from a relationship with your god) is irrelevant in the end

>>222150873
i was going to join at one point but decided to do something else. now i'm totally against it. it's bad enough as it is in terms of freedom, i wouldn't make it even worse.

>>222159652
i was 18 and getting paid + no student debt + guns + romanticism
I ended up doing comp sci and now make almost 10k a year doing fuck all, meanwhile my friend that went in is already considering leaving but cant till he is 29... sad!

>>222159694
we have DEI in the military here. Our top female leader turned minister is the biggest retard of this cabinet, only got promoted because she was a woman. We also have a military base, in which one of the headofficers is a tranny, if you utter even a word about "her" behaviour you get discharged on bad terms inspit of "her" being the bad one.
Imagine how badly of a cuck you have to be to work there as a so-called man.

military here is a 6 to 12 month sentence you have to do.
unless you're a fag or in a crazy cult to skip it.
you don't get mogged unless you apply for some special unit that expects athletes with technical skills.

>>222159794
at least you aren't speaking German

>>222150873
modern army is trash as it govern by state. only private entities work well in capitalist paradigms
PMCs are future kojima warn us 20 years ago.
t. ex PMC Ryodan member

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>>222159899
>t. ex PMC Ryodan member
what did you learn there? To use makeup and brush your hair?

Military is the last and in most cases also the first place where normal people will meet actual dimwits. Like the kind that can't tie their shoes or wipe their ass and yet they're given guns. Makes you think.

>>222156004
>nigga u expect special force level patriotism from a conscripts?
Sleeping on guard duty is one of those things that gets you some pretty harsh punishments. We had people hallucinating while trying to stay awake

>>222150873
>joined bc not like i had an option?
>actually great, shooting and blowing up shit is fun
>absolutely hated the whole military structure and chain of command
>hooked up with a local girl and her mother was in the police so her car was cleared for the camp, and i got to use it to take my gf out. i was the only conscript with a car on camp.

>>222158288
buddy I know Germs and Swampniggers pretty well and the Dutch are way better at being soulless NPCs than the Germans. Seriously, just have a look at how you people live, you're a bunch of ants like in Singapore or Hong Kong.

>>222155242
>girl at his base who got straight up gang raped by 3 people
>people who raped her just kept their jobs like nothing happened
Sounds based.

I joined RED HORSE at 33 and physically mogged the fuck out of all the zoomies and now I have my jump qual and I get to blow shit up

>>222155242
the american military is kind of a joke to us. when they come here, they have to go through winter driving classed because they cannot drive on icy roads. they are totally unprepared for winter.

>>222161469
Lmao literally any American service member with a mountain tab is more capable in that sort of austere environment than anybody in the Norwegian military, your military is ONLY good in the cold and mountains whereas we have people specialized for everywhere. Tell me how you operate in the desert, or swamps, or jungle, you don’t prepare for any of this

>>222161469
>>222161579
How was the gay sex there?

>>222161579
You lose all training excercises against Nordics kek. Probably because your army consists of retarded mongrels.

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>>222161659
>muh training exercises
>muh wargames
Do you really believe you’d stand a chance against us? Do you really think your absolute best even compare to our tier 1s? Why do you think you joined NATO? You wanted to be protected by us.

>>222161579
your military is smucks and outcasts. they cant do shit, they wont do shit.

>>222161864
We have a professional military with the best operators in the world, your military doesn’t even have a blue water navy and are only suited for one sort of environment. One MEU could conquer your whole country, we have entirely self sustaining militaries within our military

>>222161579
>>222161832
>>222161864
pound for pound the Scandi militaries have better soldiers than the US bc Scandi armies are tiny and can select the best whereas the US military is huge. Except for special forces, the average Scandi soldier will be better than the average US soldier. That said, the US would still obviously whoop their asses due to all the equipment they have.

>>222161832
>Do you really think your absolute best even compare to our tier 1s?
The average is enough lmao.

>>222161932
How is Iran going?

>>222161942
Our selection consists of not letting the actual retards and cripples in.

>>222161832
do you not see the irony of the pic you posted? these fat ass looking women will kill you. my aunt was in such a group, she would shoot and kill you.

>>222161942
I remember some statistic from during the Iraq war, where more British soldiers were accidentally killed by US troops than by the enemy.

>>222161942
You’re delusional, put a Scandi in an amphibious assault training exercise in Louisiana and see how they compare to some army unit from Texas participating in exercises in Lapland and see how they do. Why did people flee to NATO as soon as Russia got aggressive?

>>222161985
yes but I meant the Swedes and Norwegians and Danes, not the Finnish conscript army which is an exception

>>222161996
LMFAO these women can’t even properly fire a fucking rifle, I’d ventilate them and your faggot aunt
>>222162014
Good, we should have killed more of you

>>222161832
Nuclear weapons would provide much better protection than Nato ever could, but unfortunately our politicians have assumed cuck slave mindset

ITT: amerigoylem losing it like hes losing iran

>>222162082
Because we fucking forced you to adopt that mindset, Finns have always been a slave race, first to your Swedish masters and now to us. You need to be led like dogs

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>>222162134

>>222162134
Go die for Israel amerigolem

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>>222161469
>>222161579
>>222161659
doesn't matter who matters who wins those training exercise because they are completely outdated. Warfare has completely changed after 2022 and the best experts at the current doctrine are banderites followed by ziggerians. Euros, amerimutts and even chinks are all behind

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>>222162114
Holy kek

>>222162202
We adapt before anyone else, war will keep changing and our MIC has a financial incentive to adapt as fast as it can. You don’t have such incentives, you’ll buy what we make 10 years after we field it just like our aircraft

>>222162082
Just build a textile factory

>>222158008
Two more weeks I guess

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>>222162285
>we adapt before anyone else
yeah about that...

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>>222162451
should've posted pic related
this and the destroyed THAAD radar are arguably the biggest losses the US has suffered in this conflict

>>222162451
>>222162586
The Amazon truck with dead amerimutts inside is funnier

>>222150873
I'm glad I'm out, but I had fun in Syria. My platoon got a tour of this castle by some Arab midget and we swam in the Euphrates. We also bought a goat from a farmer, butchered it, and cooked it using the steel welded wire mesh from the Hesco barrier and ended up with food poisoning and probably cancer.

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qal%27at_Najm?wprov=sfla1

>>222162933
did you see combat?
and were you in the north or at al-Tanf?

>>222162586
>>222162780
The current amerimutt warfare against iran is just unsustainable and even epstein's bff realizes it hence all the "ceasefires" and peace in 2 weeks statements. Cost of one cheap iranian drone vs an amerimutt missile is just staggering

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>>222163079
they did adapt somewhat

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>>222163079
>one cheap iranian drone vs an amerimutt missile is just staggering
Since when amerimutts care about spending tax money in useless shit? just pour trillions and problem solved right?

>>222162073
you have never i fired a rifle i see. it doesnt require a dick nor balls, just a firm and steady trigger pull. women can do that just as well as we. women have killed men like you for decades doing just that. they can be fat, ugly, finn.. but all they have to do is to pull that trigger and you will be dead.

>>222163183
>women can do that just as well as we.
Lmao

>>222162983
No combat but did find a ton of IEDS. My unit was doing route clearance out there also helping build up the SF guys outposts in Manbij. (Building latrines, setting up hesco barriers, tents, etc) They were training SDF and monitoring the Turkish border for FSA at the time.

We were mainly at Kobani Landing Zone (KLZ) which was located in northern Syria within the Aleppo Governorate, situated immediately south of the country's border with Turkey. The base was abandoned long after I left. They had our platoon put concertina wire all around the perimeter. Shit sucked and it was all pointless lol

>https://youtu.be/IMV_EDOekGY

>>222163244
interesting. IEDs sounds bad, I wonder how Afghanistan and Iraq would be now with drones, probably worse. What kind of unit were you in?

>>222163338
Combat Engineer unit, specifically route clearance. We just sweep roads, routes, and facilities for explosives, landmines, and IEDs. It's not that fun. It's really monotonous.

We heavily relied on these two vehicles and handheld mine sweepers. I got stuck being in the Husky the whole time in Syria.

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medium_Mine_Protected_Vehicle?wprov=sfla1

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Husky_VMMD?wprov=sfla1

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>>222163619
interesting. Was it your first choice or you'd preferred sth different?
also, do you feel anything about Trump's decision to withdraw from northern Syria, leaving the area open to Turkey? like it was all for nothing? or do you detach from politics and view it as just a job?

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>>222163183
I regularly and consistently hit targets ~1500 yards out and can tack drive shit at like 150 yards with my 9mm PCC

>>222163960
cool. i was national championship at 19 in pistol shooting. if you know anything about shooting you know pistol is hardest and if you can do that rifle is nothing. so i was darn good at rifle as well.
>>222163210
>get shot by a woman

>>222163741
I try to view it just as a job to keep my sanity, but completely detaching is difficult when you see the real-world impact on human lives. It feels dehumanizing . While I don't think we should be stationed there, I feel like the Kurds were completely abandoned.

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>>222164371
>While I don't think we should be stationed there, I feel like the Kurds were completely abandoned.
yup that's basically my view about it too.
thanks for the insight, interesting stuff.

>>222158256
Based cattleMAXXER

>>222164467
immature clueless faggot.

>>222159384
i agree with you man, but i think their point is the military is bad and those fit for the military are retards and cucks. of course, obedience is far more important for efficacy than getting better quality people, given the purpose of the machine, but it can also be disastrous.

>>222151885
No problem, just hit your head on a wall a few times and your IQ will drop low enough that you'll fit right in there.

>>222161579
>durr why can't norwegians fight in the desert
Yeah I really wonder why, with the way they act you would almost think they don't need to

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>>222160051
>>Like the kind that can't tie their shoes
>tfw once my shoelaces unironically became loose during a ruck

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>>222161579
are there deserts or jungles in Norway?

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>European military

>>222165433
>those fit for the military are retards and cucks
there are great people in the military, very smart officers and very fit and competent enlisted and NCOs. the people ITT are mostly just coping because they aren't fit enough or because they got rejected like the Dutch faggot.
ofc it's not for everyone, nothing is. and ofc obedience has limits when it comes to obviously unlawful orders etc. that is a given.