SEX 19: CUM MONSTER

Australian Prime Minister Angela White

Gordon Dopeman fighting the Cannabine for the last remaining bongo on Earth

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>no edition

https://voca.ro/18X7f1EMGIRs Listen to this and give feedback I BEG YOU

>>222164314
sounds fine

>>222164314
cba jordanbro

Raping my bed

watching THE SIMPSONS

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how can you even come back from this? brutal
https://x.com/Nimbopill/status/2063707282009973109

why should zoomers be out of the flat on a monday

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are sir idris elba

getting moo deng drawn and quartered

>>222164368
what did bart write on the chalkboard

imagining a grim bald millenial posting in here crammed into a flat with 4 other zoomers

might to Jordan and teach English to teenage girls

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>>222164369
just b urself bro

>>222164388
noooooooooo

>>222164418
Poor David :(

>>222164418
disgusting jester, makes me sick looking at him

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>>222164369
completed it m8

>>222164418
the humiliation ritual

>>222164383
One of the good ones

>>222164383
boomer libs still not getting that black people find tokenism insulting

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>>222164451

>>222164451
don't tell me he's fallen that far...
he used to only shoot with the lushest trannards

>>222164451
what happened to robes >>222164451

>>222164451
me on the right

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warsaw afro nights look fye

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hey asshole he cant help ya i know what you ah okay i know what you ah and i know what you ah not im the best friend you have on the face of this eahth and im gonna help ya understand something you punk your no fuckin cop

just got a strange feeling

>>222164391
nothing it skipped straight to homer pulling up in the drive

mental isn't it how mad it all is

>>222164519
sexo
>>222164520
cute :3

>>222164271
>welcome to Weed 17, you have smoken or choose to smoke...

>>222164523
why do they all look the same and wear the same trousers

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Been on the yearn grind a lot lately

Just got a feeling
That's someone's bumming me
And I got no virginity

>>222164271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slRsexrhbG8

my invention is almost complete

>>222164523
They all got blacked

any unlovable toad like men in?

>>222164564
probably friends

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>>222164539

cody you friggin jagoff what the frick

rorke on a mad one
https://x.com/BGatesIsaPyscho/status/2063673602088530301

>>222164591
The SexHaver9000?

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there you go you big mouth fuck

Watched every YouTube video

>>222164634
Good on bin lad for this. Guy was being a cunt

>>222164612
me monke

>>222164634
This is something I’d do (I’m well hard)

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>there's already been a shooting at the WC and it hasnt even started yet

>>222164446
looks are the only the matter m8
rather be a tall attractive chad than be rich
also that jeet probably works as an uberjeet

>>222164694
cor

>>222164694
Even I have a better arse than that

Was with my gf for 3 years now.

Bought her a gaming PC for her birthday that cost just shy of £2500.

She broke up with me the day after. Completely blindsided me.

I've since heard from a friend of her friend that she'd been planning to break up with me for months but just wanted to wait because she knew I was getting her this.

I've done some more digging and managed to get some screenshots from 2 mutuals where she admits to them that she was/had been holding out until her birthday so she'd get it.

I've had a look and it seems like the PC is hers under UK law; but the thing is I'd have never spent that money on her if she wasn't my girlfriend.

Does the fact she was planning to ditch the relationship and was just waiting on the present first have any bearing on whether I can take this pc back?

catberg screaming to be let in my room then sprinting away at mach 20 as soon as i open the door, typical woman

>>222164624
miss when ai was just shitty 254x254 pictures of a heavily distorted shrek doing funny stuff

>>222164694
Voted most likely to grow up into an ironing board award

>>222164689
sorry, i was just testing my rifle, i didnt mean any harm :(

it should be called the world clup haha

>>222164689
Mad how everyone thought qatar and Russia would be disasters but they were fine and the yank one is fucked

>>222164716
Will not be engaging with this reddit copy paste job. Get a better hobby.

>>222164634
>haha got him
>oh fuck that bike might kill someone
*legs it*

bonnie blue's fetus getting battered with ethanol and nicotine as we speak

right well

>>222164701
it's impossible for a tall attractive chad to not be rich because life opportunities are given to him on a silver platter

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>>222164723

> rather be a tall attractive chad than be rich
Only an American could say something so out of touch

uh, yeesh.

erm

Right well that's a hairy bumhole that is

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they've got bars in japan where you can pop in for a fanta and blowjob

>>222164754
please tell me that's a girl's arsehole

>>222164754
Literally wanking over this

>>222164779
If you think that’s hairy I’ve got something to show you

>>222164765
exactly, the meekspill proves this

>>222164782
we have that here as well it's called your mum's house

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>>222164723
soulful ai

>>222164779
stubbly at best really

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>>222164716
>spending money on women

>>222164782
>service is fast
yeh its in asia afterall

>>222164782
running for pm with implementing these as my #1 policy

>>222164766
the bingbing whatsapp yahoo as it were

>>222164794
While I'm sure that your arsehole is hairier (I have no reason to doubt your claim), that bumhole was de facto hairy

sikhs is are briish judaeo-christian values innit bruv

>>222164708
may we see it

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(possibly jewish)

bore off m8

Got a 20cm willy

>>222164782
the japanese truly cannot suffer

>>222164863
mormons are the jews of christianity however

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why do men cope so hard about looks?

Ahem this is sus

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and foid the long way

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>the meekspill

>>222164896
>tongue in cheek post with 11 likes from 4 years ago
sort it out

>>222164920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZrfh3WMUi4

frightened

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well that's him done then

>>222164716
I heard something on the radio the other day about women who are campaigning for new laws around deceit in relationships. They think it should be illegal for someone to string their partner along with lies. The particular lie they were talking about was people who falsely say to their partner that they want kids. So a person gives up their fertile years by staying with a liar who claims to want kids but has no actual plan of having kids. Maybe laws like this could apply to the situation you have copied/pasted from Reddit.

>>222164863
imagine caring about lego
grow up

>>222164933
recycled twitter screencaps are the peak of american posting power unfortunately

>>222164939
ktim
utterly scared by the future and what it holds

>>222164940
she would throw herself at him if given the chance

the twitter screencaps

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Dad posted this on the family group chat

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what are these weird chud creatures

>>222164974
ok but we're talking about me?

>>222164946
no such law would be allowed to apply in a way that could benefit a male

>>222164973
The hairpill is undeniable. And the heightpill. All the rest is cope.

Just did a gigantic 3 in the toil bog. Toilstein went after me, he won't be too pleased about it

>>222164989
some kind of monkey

>>222165020
hope you clogged that fucker up lad

>>222164940
I would never ever ever ever ever ever unfairly criticise the appearance of a woman more attractive than me

leftypol screaming about women's rights in afghanistan but not thinking twice walking past a fully covered muzzie doing their husband's shopping at 8am in their own country

>>222164984
i want to kms for understanding this

>>222165043
any more scathing hot takes from 2015 twitter

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Me? In that Subway. Got that new BBQ pulled pork footlong sub. Made it a meal deal because might as well. It lush x

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we must be better women

>>222165011
ethnicity and face are part of the holy trinity along with height

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need deer footed foid

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clav lowkey falling off on the chad rankings

>>222165068
I’d be seething if I was her because she’s fit irl

In my entire life I have never once gotten anything other than a chicken classic from subway

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>you wake up in scotland

>>222165059
the mayo and tomato sub so it is

>>222165059
if I ever saw someone take out their phone to take a photo of their food in subway I would do nothing then go home and post on /brit/ that they are subhuman scum

>>222165030
Almost, a solid three-flusher

>>222165083
grim. The chicken is all filler.

>>222165089
*grabs him with my physgun and flings him away*

>>222165089
speckmon freebam

Rorke complaining about Muslim women doing shopping got their husband and then crying on Twitter about how much he wants a tradwife

>>222165099
damn, next time

>>222165073

>>222165073
wtf happened
is clav washed?
who is zeta

we need more indoor cricket areas in this country. it's june and the weather is shit. can't play cricket in that

>>222165073
just punched my wall

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Why did the frog become a draw while the others were no dime jobbers?

>>222165182
feels good man

might get my bug cannon out and fire bugs at youse all
in fact, thats what im going to do

>>222165073
this is so gay lmao

>>222165073
clav is the incel’s chad of choice

>>222165191
you just know it smells like chihuahua placenta in there

>>222165191
Thot daughter or Stuttgart 2025 femboy convention son?

>>222165191
Is that xqc on the left?

>>222165191
oh my precious umbunnies... you look.... different than what i was.... expecting....

>>222164989
Tiger

>>222165191
whats with the masks? it's 2025!

Donald Trump is not only the most corrupt president we have ever had. Donald Trump is also the worst president we have ever had. And he is not only the most corrupt, and the worst president we have ever had; he's also the worst gangster we have ever had.

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Iran did what to Iran??

>>222165289
We have to admit that Trump's war strategy is working, almost no one is talking about the Epstein Files.

smacky lips

rorke hiding under the covers when the washing machine is on the scary bit

do your boobs hang low?
can you swing 'em to and fro?
can you tie 'em in a knot?
can you tie 'em in a bow?
can you swing 'em over your shoulder?
like a regimental soldier

Here's how the next 2 and a half years are going to go down: it'll keep getting worse until the midterms, where the house will easily go blue and the Senate probably will too. Then they'll call and pass a vote to end the war. The executive branch will ignore it, the house will draw up articles of impeachment and pass them, but the Senate will vote to acquit since the Dems can't reach 67 seats. Then it keeps going until 2029 when the next president hopefully withdraws. But by then the damage will be done and the resulting messs will be blamed on the democrats and the dumbass Americans will eat it up as they always do.

>>222165191
Boy convention

>>222165191
you never hear about femmen it's always femboy
why is that

>>222165339
This is politics... but this isn't /pol/!
What the HECK (sorry for my language) is happening here???

did bog fart save the white race yet

>>222165338
the yank smelling emma watson's farts

>>222165338
Some kind of bird I presume?

>>222165338
just inventing new animals now are they

>>222165339
nah how many seats??? skull emoji

>>222165283
he's just a more clownish version of andrew jackson

it's all too much for a brotha like me

>>222165435
So fucking hot

>>222165435
state of that wall mounted tv

chatgbt is we gettin another stinalous check

>>222165435
Get the BWC in her

>>222165435
The FUCKING pop toys. Need to smash this cunt up with a sledge.

Catberg's got a cob on because it's pissing down and he doesn't like going out in the rain
No point taking it out on me, it's not my fault...

>>222165503
Speak to Keir get him sort out the weather machine he's been acting like a right cunt with it lately

>>222165503
>and he doesn't like going out in the rain
yeah the mice and birds dont like him going outside at a ll

>>222165522
you people know the prime minister doesn't actually control the weather right
they have staffers that do that

get the sodding biomass dissolved

>>222165534
Shows how much you know. It's a sacred duty and power that ONLY the king and prime minister are allowed to wield. They sometimes let celebrities and visiting dignitaries have a go which is why we got that heatwave in march that tricked everyone into thinking it was spring.

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Kojima definitely hit

Tired of this performative racism

of course now that i think about it kier sacked all his staffers over the mandelson thing
maybe he just hasn't figured out how the controls work yet

>>222165573
What am I going to do with all that tainted liquid? Whole different kettle of problems you daft twat. Not going to go dumping it in the north sea and killing off all the fishes and seals

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rorkes da

>>222165338
supposedly these niggas smell like buttered popcorn

think the weather machine is more magic than electronic

>>222165503
catberg demands to be let out when it's raining and always regrets it lol
she'll get a few steps out the door and realise it's cold and wet, look back at me for a moment, then turn back around and stubbornly continue anyway

>>222165591
Fictional beast

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>>222165615

>>222165597
Kojima is truecel

the only solution is to launch them into the sun

>>222165638
20c is cold In Australia

>>222165597
biggest ick of my life looking at that lady in the back with the ill fitting heels (not hunter she's an angel)

proto gf replying back instantly everytime, cant bear doing this much texting

around the world in 80 days, the jackie chan movie, is 2 hours long

just staggering level of arrogance

>>222165616
Rorke in the background picking his nose

>>222165681
ok

>>222165715
38, true

>>222165413
Roaring

>>222165715
whats this then

>>222165339
67

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>>222165734

>>222165734
places i've pooped

>>222165715
Wrong! I'm 36

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rorke getting exposed

right well thats a red bull red rocket

right

well hmmmmm

>>222165764
can't do this in tel aviv

>>222165764
well

>>222165764
Not sure that's a good idea

>>222165756
>ireland
>3
right, forgot that whenever the taigs mess up they claim to be scottish

credit score went up, let's gooooooooo

a lot of you niggas need help

>>222165756
whys come there ain’t never been no italian president?

will have to start looking for an incel flat

13°C really is the perfect temperature

giving the aforementioned catberg a kiss and a cuddle

poo deng

I am a pharmacist and 99% of my peers are nonchalant about learning about medicine and don't give a fuck about you
i am like the only nerd who gives a shit or something
don't get sick

>>222165858
Catnonce

>>222165764
Jacking off to this rn

>>222165858
it lovely

Dog eats Bean Burrito in 1 second

>>222165839
they're all in waste management

>>222165916
impossible

>>222165928
not a vampire werewolf ceo billionaire myself so cant even imagine dating a girl this cute and hot

>>222165529
it's a free country he can do what he wants

>>222165928
She's too fat to be Rebecca

>>222165856
at home: 15-25 is ok
on holiday: 30+

>>222165681
Anything under 20 is jumper weather yeah

>>222165928
I hate women

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PAVE.

THEM.

OVER.

nigerians: 1000+

simpcity has been down for 2 weeks
it over

i am coming to ingland to captcha your family

mad how i slept 12 hours last night and im fucking knackered
cant win

mental how you can give someone a hooked nose and they instantly look more evil

>>222166034
oy

Business idea: boobies. Big wet ones sliding up and down my naked body. Any takers?

>>222166034
you've been socialised to think this

>>222166051
proposed this yesterday

>>222166062
no i realised myself
everyone with a hook nose would look nicer and friendlier with a normal one

>>222166069
You snooze you lose

Do the flat earthers have a point. The world looks flat in pictures

>>222166143
i think they're wrong but i hope they're right

>>222166143
no i dont think so

>>222166099
Hello

I'm an alabama nigger and I want to be free

foreskin adds an inch to your girth

>lots of tech repair shops but none of them do headphones
grim

tell me why we shouldn't make all central streets in cities denser and taller to be 5 or 6 stories like in paris. why do we need to take up so much space with sprawling 2 floor terraced hourses. just level and densify

Genuinely grim as fuck that people go to Butlins for a holiday.

watching a local united church service on youtube
first five speakers were female and all stated their pronouns as she/her. what are the odds?

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Got the Perkins fired up ty britain

>>222166215
Haha true. Couldn’t be me. For me it’s Benidorm

>>222166214
would lower boomer and investor property values

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>>222166228
BIGGED

>>222166215
it cheap and kids love it

>>222166199
That's because they're not actually tech repair shops

>>222166263
lol

Searching for posts that contain ‘get the migrants’ and in ‘be’. 1249 results found.
OCD can ruin lives.

going back to Tangier

>>222166263
sex like chalking a pool cue

>>222166281
Go on…

>>222166228
mental they probably thought it over for months at a minimum and still came to the conclusion "yeah lets birth two children into the world who have a 95%~ chance of being born with a debilitating disability that causes constant chronic pain, partial blindness and a massively shortened life expectancy"

>>222165967
Mental post. Anything above 15c is torture.

>King Charles approves Bank Holiday for next week to ensure fans can watch the World Cup
get in de lads

>>222166236
I mean legit Benidorm actually feels like a holiday because you have the warm med sea, nice beaches, tapas and beer with mountain and sea views etc. Butlins is literally a giant dirty tent and looks like an airport.
>>222166270
Who the fuck cares what the kids love? Imagine working and that's your holiday. Ahhh, forgot that most Butlins clientele are probably dossers. They don't need a proper holiday s much I suppose.

>>222166308
money laundering outfits for immigrant gangs
come on pal
get a clue
phone repair / vapes odd combo isnt it
doesnt matter to them

>>222166263
What the fuck

>>222166228
>know any children you have are guaranteed to be stunted misshapen freaks
>have children anyway

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if i speak
big trouble

>>222166346
enough about your parents tho

>>222166326
>Who the fuck cares what the kids love?
99% of the people that go to butlins
with their kids

>>222166143
all pictures are flat, mate
glad i could help x

PANTY RAID ON CRYSTAL CAFE!
*louie louie starts playing*

>>222166317
>>222166346
Bit eugenic

>>222166263
she won't repeat the mistakes of her parents

good on her

>>222166364
poison seler i need your strongest poisons

>>222166317
disabled people like that are basically forced to cope that "well MY lifes worth living, so my children's will be too!" because if they admit that their life is severely diminished and extremely humiliating compared to a normal persons they'd have to kill themselves

>>222166331
>phone repair / vapes odd combo isnt it
phones are tech, vapes are tech
dry cleaner or shoe repairs/key cutters has been a cliche business model for decades at least too

>>222166326
>Benidorm actually feels like a holiday
so does butlins to people who go there

>>222166391
my poisons are far too powerful for you, doomer

just found maggots inside a cup that once had cream in it

>>222166364
mad how much sanctionedsuicide mentally raped this entire country
couldnt possibly be that they committed suicide for reasons other than a website, because then that might mean somebody is to blame!

>>222166450
>>222166450
>>222166450

hm that looks like a dead exploded corpse so ill be hiding that post

benidorm is fucking grim too
surrounded by fat bazzas and their ogrish wives as you try and squeeze between them for a small spot on a beach to lie there in the sun and do fuck all else
what's the point

just clicked that
not good

>>222166440
UM x

>>222166440
wish I didn't open this after eating :/

>>222166367
Sad!
>>222166402
Sad!

>>222166461
Benidorm has miles and miles of beach and you can just drive to nearby coastal towns too, there's never an issue finding space.
>do fuck all else
What do you want to do on holiday but relax in the sun, have a swim, eat good food and drink good drink?

>>222166324
Nasty trick

>>222166364
:(