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Dad Found Out Mom's a Pirate! Edition

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corr

pooingyon executed

verily

propa gud diss
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alright no morons allowed in this one
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>>222166232
normalfag edition.
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Dude did you ever think about how social media is like bad
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>>222166332
are normalfags pirates now? Idk anything about this
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sybau edition
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Me rn
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gimme a glob of shit sliced thin
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UnhhYpl2ws
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He seems cool with it
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when jobs are so gay that people tip you to be an unemployed zoomer
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>DUNKIN DONUTS announced they will be opening at least 700 stores across Canada in 2027
>they have also stated they will make it a priority to hire Canadians at all of their new stores

Singh Hortons on fucking suicide watch KEK
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>>222166500
Jeets are Canadian citizens too. He didn't say whites he said Canadians.
These days that can mean anything
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saar you must hire me or you are racist
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>>222166535
being a white guy in a job interview with an indian manager is one of the biggest wastes of time on earth.
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>>222166447
That's McP's
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>>222166500
canada runs on dunkin
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>>222166531
None of the jeets working at Taj Mahortons are citizens, they are all here on foreign worker visas.

They come over with a fake student visa and then work "while they study" at some non existent college, or they come over solely on a closed work visa which means their single and sole reason for being here is to sling coffee and shit on donuts. If they get fired they are deported, but they're coming over as slaves to then hopefully exploit a loophole and claim refugee status, plop out an anchor baby, etc.
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I don't drink covfefe or know how to make donuts but I'll start my own coffee shop
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do women really squirt or is it just a false narrative perpetuated by the porn industry?
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I'm a crip and I hate bloods
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drinking coffee
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>>222166698
some of them "squirt" in the sense that they lose (sometimes voluntarily) their ability to control their bladder and start pissing on you
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>>222166698
That's porn fantasy. It's just piss.
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i feel sick
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>>222166755
>>222166765
it's kinda hot tho
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>>222166487
absolute state of diss country
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going on a cruise actually looks like alot of fun. why do people hate
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>>222166813
You ARE sick.
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It’s just one of those days, feelin’ like a freight train
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Realized today that if I was a well paid mechanic that was honest and knew what I was doing I would never in a million years choose to live in the city so that might explain why it's impossible to find a competent or honest mechanic in the city
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>>222166876
That's AI
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Zoomers will sit inside their entire life then claim everything they see online is AI generated
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your father is chinese
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>>222166945
that's such a fantastic scene
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Step one: mission accomplished
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I'm not a zoomer and that pic IS ai, Suckdeep
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>>222166684
if I was Indian I would do the same thing
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really want to look at naked females right now but i am fighting the urge
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sometimes I fantasize about saving someones life with the Heimlich maneuver
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>>222166915
nope
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>>222166876
Aren’t cruise passengers almost exclusively geriatrics and violent blahpipo
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>>222167021
Yes. People in prison want to escape but it's the governments job to keep them there. If they open the door and let them out, they're at fault.
Same with our politicians and immigration laws
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>listen to music
>imagine myself back in high school and playing the song at a talent show to impress everyone
anyone else do this shit?
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I never think about high school and haven't since the day I left
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>>222167064
no
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>>222167021
spiritually you are a jeet.
>>222167057
when you realize they're both releasing violent convicts on purpose and importing violent thirdies on purpose you begin to understand who the real villains are.
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Been hearing from many different unbiased sources that california recently rigged a massive election
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I think people don't change much. I'm still mostly them same person I have always been.
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I look like this and say this
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>>222167152
I think they get worse
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>>222166876
A cruise is antithetical to what I actually enjoy about travel
>want to learn about the local culture (high and low), history, monuments, ruins, etc? nope, you’re on a multinational corporation’s giant floating hotel
>want to sample the local culinary specialties? nope, soulless multinational corporation slop from the cafeteria
>spend time with friends and family who happen to live along the way? no one lives on a cruise ship
>also >>222167040 and being surrounded by them
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>>222167152
https://youtu.be/u9VqEsiZ2TQ
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It's never over if nothing ever happens
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>>222167152
People never REALLY change. They just add layers onto whoever they already are
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>>222166876
I guess they just hate partying with friends and family and visiting exotic locations on a floating 5 star hotel
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They just did like 20 shots in my arm :(
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>>222167004
>70 day focus trees
Fuck that
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When punching mattresses gets old
What if it'll always be this way?
Not comforted by anything you say
We were wrecks before we crashed into each other
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>>222167241
cumshots? grim
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is this the cringiest song of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5N2WJ1szHE
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>>222166876
Because they're cesspits and there's a chance the power goes out and everything smells like piss and shit.
I would try a river cruise though because at least I have the option of being able to swim to shore. But even then, most rivers are cesspits too.
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>>222166876
I heard it costs you all of your money even if you're upper middle class, and the crew are just getting drunk and fucking below deck half the time, and everyone is either black or 90 years old or both, and you spend barely any time at the stops so it's mostly just paying to be on a big boat.
Also the entertainment stuff generally seems cheesy and out of touch and like less appealing Didneyworl stuff.
The whole giant ship with waterslides and food courts and ping pong and a pool on the deck seems much more appealing if it were me and four of my friends (if I still had friends), not crowded with assholes "needing to destress".
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>>222166876
Enjoy your Hantavirus
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>>222167215
Most of recorded history is slow and gradual changes, not major events. We talk about history in terms of decades or centuries of evolution. The idea that some "big thing" will happen and everything does a total 180 isn't realistic.

Things are always happening, if you are noticing then you aren't paying attention.
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Shan't be posting her because I don't want her to get harassed but there is a 10/10 Chinese tranny I follow on Twitter who you can't even tell is a man until she removes her pants, but 99% of her videos are with hairy small dick old men because they pay her well, really prefer the ones with Americans with big dicks who fly out to fuck her
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>>222167215
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Picked all the weeds and grass out of Dadbergs vegetable garden it's sooo hot outside
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been seeing some weird shadow people lately
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why open pokemon cards when you can just go to the bank and buy packs of quarters, nickles, dimes, etc. and search for old/rare ones worth much more than face value?
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>>222167327
What state? It's overcast here in SoCal
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>>222167064
I remember thinking about the talent show for a while after going to one for the first time in my senior year. I was in a band and after 5 months of shit we finally wrote a half decent track, and I would daydream about playing it at the talent show and getting pussy after.
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>>222167353
Fl*rida I want to leave this shithole so bad and go to the north west
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>>222167057
I support the abolition of prison
Prison is a tyrannical institution used by the government to oppress the people
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>>222167384
go back north you fucking faggot
florida is FULL
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>>222166358
Okay but what's the name of this fat assed granny?
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>>222167414
I was born here ill gladly leave this overpopulated urkel filled state
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women are so evil
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>>222167389
based executioner, killing criminals is a more traditional and finite solution to the problem.
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>>222167433
you're mom!
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Another day, another missed call from am employer calling me at he crack of dawn for some reason
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Youtube commenters are unhinged...

> This song... it moved me so deeply when my baby passed away. Every time I hear it my heart soars.
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The options for punishment of criminals should be capital punishment, corporal punishment, financial punishment, or revocation of citizenship plus exile
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Vaginas actually exist it's not a meme every single girl you walk by on the street has one beneath her clothing
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>>222167498
Saaar who is watching in 2026?
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I'm the biggest John Denver fan
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I'm the smallest John Denver fan
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Rape, rape, rape, rape or rape
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I'm the mediumest John Denver fan
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>>222167515
women literally can't get horny without drugs
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>>222167499
How about capital reward, corporal rehabilitation, financial reward, or the granting of citizenship plus housing
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bot posts shitting up the thread again
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I didn't know how good I had it in term of youtube entertainment back in 2022 I always had a streamer to watch at any time of the day now it's relegated to only 3 times a week
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is the swamp drained yet
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>>222167601
Yes all the antisemites had been drained out of the swamp
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>>222167449
If my mom looked like that, I would legitimately jerk off to her regularly
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>>222167601
still working on the border wall
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>>222167305
You aren't a woman just because you say you are however
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>>222167636
You're a bad son
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i think south indians are genetically closer to australian aboriginals and south american natives
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what if you drank a lot of coffee
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>>222167596
>pic
Who published that
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>>222167796
South American natives are just displaced East Asians. Dragodian Jeets and aboriginals are closely related and there's and island I forget the name that shows the link between the two
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How do I get a polish gf as a blackanon?
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>>222167796
then why didn't they get exiled across the land bridge for being brown
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Older theories sometimes claimed that Australian Aboriginal people and certain South Indian groups were closely related because of perceived physical similarities. Modern genetic studies do not support a close biological relationship between them. One study specifically concluded that despite some morphological similarities, there was no genetic evidence that South Indian tribal groups and Australian Aboriginal populations were closely related.

There is, however, some evidence that a small amount of gene flow from India into northern Australia may have occurred about 4,000 years ago, long after Australia was first settled. If this happened, it would represent limited contact rather than a common Dravidian-Aboriginal population
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I wish I was Polynesian
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>>222167850
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Indians are so stinky that abbos and amazonians would rather live with poisonous bugs
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>>222167849
>South American natives are just displaced East Asians
how? they dont seem to share similar traits
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>>222167918
Holy based if true
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>>222167882
That means Australia rightfully belongs to Bharat
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dog owners be like if my dog doesn't like you then i don't like you either!
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>>222167963
Napoleon sent a bunch of Polish troops to crush the Haitian revolution, but a bunch of them defected and fought for the Haitians instead, so early Haiti was very pro-Polish as a result.
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I only entertain women who were created in the likeness of Hippolita
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Dog owners are faggots. Plus their dogs smell like shit and fungus
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Good evening ladies and germs, and welcome to my ass!
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>>222167882
>One study specifically concluded that despite some morphological similarities, there was no genetic evidence that South Indian tribal groups and Australian Aboriginal populations were closely related.
did the study take into account that both could've had a common ancestor?
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>>222167967
I’d like to acknowledge that Indian settler-colonialists unlawfully invaded and occupied the eternal unceded traditional territory of the Abo Pipo
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>>222168052
You are Gondii pozzed
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Helloam Bocepheus, and remember have a happy diltwater dirtday.
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>>222168070
Modern genetic research suggests that the ancestors of both Dravidian-speaking peoples of India and Aboriginal Australians ultimately descend from some of the early modern humans who left Africa roughly 50,000–70,000 years ago. However, the populations that became the ancestors of Aboriginal Australians and those that remained in South Asia split apart tens of thousands of years ago.
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>>222168043
disloyal Slavic pirates.
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>>222168184
very interesting. did they gave any reasoning as to why both groups are morphologically similar?
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did you ever know a funny fat guy
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>tendie direct tomorrow + treehouse
>I have to work
no demographic is more persecuted than the white male gamer
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Everyone's trying to pick your pocket to the maximum while acting like your friend
The government, your employer, the mechanic, etc
It's one long unending chain of pick pockets
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>>222167789
inb4 you are banned/post is pruned

happened to the last Anon who shed light on this treachery

>yfw Canada is considered so leaky and corrupt they don't want to share or integrate anything because they assume the Chinese will have access to it all
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Complaining about Israel is a nonwhite dog whistle
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>>222168270
Boohoo you are gonna miss the new reveal of the 600th mario game and the 80th Zelda game and a bunch of tranime shovelware
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Local community theatre had to nix a show and replace it almost last minute
Oh boy
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>>222168320
pipe down, homosexual
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They're still trying to make the boafus way more loafus
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>>222166232
I hate when people try and talk to me at the supermarket even if I know them because it makes me wanna die
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>>222168240
All browns look alike.
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>>222168379
Sounds like a (You) problem
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>>222168364
You can't call someone a homosexual when you post anime girls like a tranny and cry over Nintendo children's games
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>>222168260
I AM the funny fat guy
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>>222168422
anime website, anime general
gb2reddit
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In many mammals sticking the behind up is a breeding call
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>tranime poster calls someone else a homosexual
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>>222168379
This never happens to me because I have a very morose unapproachable vibe and also i know no one even if i recognize faces from shopping at a place long enough
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>>222168474
Go to your containment board troon
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my fucking shoulder got sunburnt WEEKS ago and already peeled, but ti still itches like crazy
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*Surgically removes the bones in my left arm*
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>>222168515
go back to your contianment site, redditor
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>>222168525
My condolences
My belly button is itching like a bastard after getting black fly bites inside of it
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>>222168477
that must be why your girl does it to me every time.
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>>222168549
You would have a flappy dutch rudder hah ha
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>>222168556
>after getting black fly bites inside of it
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We live in the best era ever. The science today is breath taking. The gdp numbers are off the charts. What a time to be alive
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Does your fish head wife have cannons?
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How do I successfully be flirtatious in a cool, charming, confident, charismatic, and handsome way?
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>>222168593
It's my fetish I poured honey on my belly to attract them
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>>222168593
Tuck your shirt if you're in the woods and those bastards are flying around
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>>222168632
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Vomited again
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looked at a girl's painted toenails today, it was early in the morning.
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Abhorrent posts above me
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Going shooting and then lunch is a good first date right?
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>>222168795
How heavy is she
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>just a casual date at the range
americans are insane
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>>222168809
a little thin for my liking
>>222168823
She is getting her permit and thought it would be fun
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4th beer
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I <3 thickies so much
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>>222168385
but why?
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>>222168605
And the cherry on the top birth rates so low meaning we all enjoy an unprecedented standard of living
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>>222168969
*gives you a hickey*
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>>222168993
immigration fucked that up.
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>>222169009
Thanks bro
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batman is cooked
left is tobey maguire right is arnold schwarzenegger
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I believe that I am right and you are wrong
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>>222169020
Mass immigration brings new ideas infusing our stagnant backwards culture with new culinary delights and a glut of landscapers. We live in the golden age for getting your lawn mowed. It is simply unprecedented
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>>222168906
>pic
This won't do, you need to take her to The Cheesecake Factory. Say the range is closed for "recalibration" (women love big words) and eat a full course instead.
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Business idea: start an illegal distillery in a warehouse
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Woke up and my fingers were bloody. No idea from what I guess I somehow cut my finger on something
Bizarre
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>>222169130
bed bugs maybe?
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>>222168632
Be rich and have abs
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morning fella! i had sex with this cumslut >>222169068 last night. i am glad to report he came twice
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>>222169145
Nobody's got bed bugs. I don't wanna hear that in here again.
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>>222169104
i'd rather just buy booze from the store and not die of methyl poisoning
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>>222169130
It's your bed ants
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>>222169065
the next Republican nominee should campaign solely on banning landscaping.
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>>222168984
Same hair color
Same eye color
All short
All brown
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restaurant just took 20+ minutes to prepare my order and now the driver has "some stops" along the way.
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>>222169166
im going to pour bed bugs onto your bed tonight muhaha
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COURSE BY COURSE
ONE BY ONE
TIL YOU SHOUT ENOUGH I'M DONE
THEN WE'LL SING YOU OFF TO SLEEP AS YOU DIGEST
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>>222169270
step by step, heart to heart
left right left, we all fall dowwwn
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when i quit drinking it was like losing my best friend
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>>222169171
I'll market it as hipster and kitsch. You'll be paying me $90 to die from my methynl poison
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>>222169266
I'm going to pour molten metal down your urethra
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/s/ has withstood the test of time
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noooooooooo I dont wanna go to work
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>>222169419
>Can you work a double shift today? I'd hate to replace you with someone who could
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How does one go about securing the services of a prostitute?
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>>222169462
ask your mom
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give money and collect fuck from sex dispenser
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Retail, sales work is humiliation ritual
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>>222169462
you forgot your sister's number?
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Beawumbo
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In what way is it an immoral sin, to seek to better your life and country, by going to another, gaining money, and using the money of your labor to better the lot of your family and compatriots back home?

If one respects the laws, the language, the identity of the nation that gives him employment, if one to an extent even believes the ideology of his host country, flaws and all, yet is neither a traitor to its people nor his host's people, and loves both as of his own, and would die to defend these two nations wich are at peace with each other, what then is his crime?

Even if you believe that races are in permanent competition and that the interests of it supercede morality, how does this synthesis and collaboration harm either of them?
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>>222169452
Jeff Bezos gets a bad rap. When I worked in an amazon warehouse you could come in late or leave early and nobody would bat an eye. and the benefits were very good for a job that required no qualifications. it was basically welfare with extra steps
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>>222169462
Go to the websites, find the number listed in the ad call or text number
Figure it out
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women give their daughter unique and beautiful sounding names and then just dump a bible name on their sons
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I want to have sex with Jeff Bezos
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>>222166888
cuz ya never know
no ya never know
when you're gonna go
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>>222169526
>12 hour work day
>welfare with extra steps
lol, Americucks are ridiculous sometimes.
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>>222167498
all i ever see is retarded zoomers spamming some variant of
>x is diabolical
on every vdieo
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Catberg brought me a dead iguana that was ripped in half
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>>222169554
Tried and some thots want a reference or some ID? Wtf
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>>222169526
This. I didn't work for Amazon I did security at one of their warehouses. People who complain about working there would complain about a free lunch.
People are so lazy these days, guess that's what you get for hiring mainly PoC
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>>222169586
it was a 10 hour work day and the job was super easy.
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>>222169555
I'm gonna name my daughter Waphrodite and my son Ba'al.
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>>222169462
You go to a place in your city where there's a suspicious amount of half-naked women and transvestites at night, you approach them with your car, you make an arrangement with them (make sure to confirm that woman/trasvestite is an actual prostitute), you carry her with your car to a nearby hotel, you pay her the agreed upon amount, undress, open up a condom and use it to cover your erect penis, and then insert it into the prostitute's vagina, making a back and forth movement to secure a satisfactory experience. Then, after eyaculation, you remove the condom, put your used clothes into a bag, and either sleep in the hotel room you rented or return home.
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time to get clobbered
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it's slobberin' time! *kisses anon*
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>>222169603
Awww.
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>>222169625
True. having to work around ghetto black people was one of the harder parts of the job
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>>222169696
It left a huge blood and poo stain on the patio not cool
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James Iha was one of a handful of Asian men getting untold metric fucktons of white pussy in the 90s.
He's old as shit now, but he had his fun. Plus he married a mayo mamma
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>>222169606
Ignore and move on to the next. Keep in mind those could also very well be scammers who are just posting a random girls photo
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>>222169727
In cat culture bringing you a vanquished car ass is a sign of deep admiration and respect. Your cat was saying he loves you.
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>>222169651
I've never ejaculated before how do I do that?
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>>222169780
No one cares chang
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>>222169844
Ayeeyah!
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Here's Jim with Kim Deal from the Breeders fame. She later went on the play bass for the Pixies and wrote a song about bbc called "Gigantic"
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>>222169599
That's crazy work blud :skull:
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>>222169836
i can help you ejaculate
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This is Kimmy I'm Chicago in '94

Why do all the women I had crushes on turn out to be lesbians
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The Oil & Gas Industry
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She's old as shit now but she still, you know, looks good.
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>>222170042
You should fuck my ass
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>>222170067
You should kill yourself fag
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>>222170076
Don't use that language
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>>222170076
use that language
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start cumming
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It turns out I'm actually a sex knight
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Idk how to use a electric drill
Whenever I want to make a small hole in something i just grab a hammer and a screw
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I forgot to buy gas last night and I thought to myself "I'll get it in the morning like Alonzo".
Sports fans will understand this.
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>>222169556
How bogged are you?
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Colonoscopists go to school to study how to ass probe old people for a living. Grim
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>>222167311
I liked how they knew nothing of this virus for months but they knew the exact plate of food it come from day one.
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>>222170326
But they are rich as pharaohs
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>>222170346
what is she trying to convey with that facial expression?
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>>222170349
Rather be poor and not have to shove things up old people's butts
Then a rich butt prober
Tbqh
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thinking about the greatest poster in the history of /int/
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>>222170439
I told you stop thinking about me when I'm not here
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Can't wait for my brother to leave dear God it's been half a week already what is he waiting tor
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>>222170439
the french arab? what a legend
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>>222170439
I like to think I'm probably in the Top 20
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my favorite /int/ poster trooned out during the pandemic
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>>222170567
Lmao
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>>222170567
Never made any sense. Being a guy is so obviously superior.

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