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>went to donate blood for the first time
>get blood type tested
>B+
>most common in Africa, South East Asia, and India
>Quite rare in Europe
There is filth flowing through my veins
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I hope you got paid for that, I donate plasma and I get paid $50 each time
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>>222167699
>he needs monetary compensation for helping others
Just kill yourself.
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>>222167459
what's the whitest blood type?
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>>222167699
Wtf.. You guys get paid? All I have is a shitty priority card that's obviously a scam.
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>>222167741
>he does it for free
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>it is possible to donate stem cells
>it's an international system
>which means the chinese WILL harvest your DNA from it
no thanks
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>>222167767
Yeah and the best part is that they let you donate twice a week without any breaks
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>>222167699
I get paid $75
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My blood type is O- and I get asked to donate regularly because I'm universal donor cuckold.
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>>222167699
Is donating plasma any different from blood? Does it hurt more?
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>>222167699
This is how loads of people got AIDS blood im the UK in the 80s
Prisoners and drug addicts in america getting paid to donate
English patients specifically asking not to have american blood. NHS just giving it anyway >:)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infected_blood_scandal_in_the_United_Kingdom
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>>222167699
>I donate
If you get money for it, it's not a donation, it's a sale.

We know all of you are greedy as hell and you'll only survive an accident in the US if you're very rich.
Things are much different in Europe. We actually donate blood over here.
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>>222168096
when you go to donate plasma here they ask if you donated blood in the UK or Ireland during the 80s
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>>222168147
But the blood we use is from volunteers not paid. Strange that theyd ask that
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>>222168272
it's because of Mad Cow's disease, which was a big problem in the UK in the 80s and 90s
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>>222167699
They give us cups, bags, shirts, etc. as a gift for donating.
I donated 25 times so I have quite a lot of that stuff at home
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>>222167459
>my mom says her blood is very valuable because she's O- and it's rare and valuable, so they ask her to donate a lot
>sounds nice helping others, so I go to donate too
>the test says I'm AB+
mfw
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>>222169103
Dad's genes just fucking steamrolled your mom's
AB+ is the fucking cumslut of blood types, you take it from anyone
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>>222168677
>Mad Cow's disease
I had almost forgotten about that, but it was quite the scare at the time. British farmers had fed ground up cows to live cows, and the powder contained brain and nerves. The live cows then developed BSE (mad cow disease), which is called Creutzfeld-Jacob-Disease in humans that ate the diseased cows. It's horrible - you develop muscle spasms and in the end even your heart and your breathing muscles spaz so you die.

We have known that this will happen for a long time as it's a well documented phenomenon with the Papua New Guinea headhunters that eat the brains of their enemies. They call it "kuru". So it's a mystery why British authorities allowed cows to be fed cows' brains. Or maybe not, it's probably cheap to do that.
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where are my O- chads at?
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>>222169103
Lol. Definite proof you aren't your mom's son. Interesting since you'd typically expect the opposite.
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>>222170028
>you'd typically expect the opposite.
proof she isn't her son's mom?
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>>222167767
>>222167830
Only for plasma. Blood donations do not get paid.

>>222168083
It's much slower. It takes an hour, plus paperwork time. They have a machine that filters the plasma out of your blood, which slows it down. They pay for plasma because few people would do it if they didnt.
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>>222170078
Nothing short of an exsanguino-transfusion would let both the mom and son survive. But then the son couldn't be AB+ while the mom is O- as one of them would have had a blood swap to something compatible.
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>>222170118
I was born in a time when the catholic priests snitched babies from hospitals and sold them to the highest bidder. that's my theory anyway
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>>222167699
That's why I don't donate, I don't want some scum getting my blood to live longer unless I get compensated.
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>>222170208
You mean 'snatched'.
Also this might be unusual on 4chan, but I'll just say that ultimately, who gives a shit, so long as your adoptive parents are good parents. Your genetic parents weren't there for you.
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>>222170257
they aren't. I left though, and now I'm happy
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>>222167459
OP here, i forgot to add that i cannot morally justify donating blood, knowing it's most likely going to some disgusting third world immigrant. The thought alone sickens me.
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>>222167699
My unvaxed blood should be worth 100
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what about AB+
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Reply me if u belif in A+ supremacy
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>>222170484
Most useless blood group award (I have it)
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>>222170281
Yeah, it is what it is. Congrats on escaping. Mine were unfortunately definitely my parents, but I made it out as well.
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>>222170552
it's superior i think, we can get all of the blood types

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