>>222168540
Actually due to inflation it's 2€ now, and if you don't pay the old fat lady sitting at the entrance will hit you with a paddle

>>222168540
and in denmark? let me guess you feed your friends, quench their thirst with barrels of beer and snort some coke as dessert as well?

>>222168540
You can come over to my house and fuck my sister

I thought paying to poop was a slav east euro thing

>>222168540
I just jumped over ze railing in germany to go the ze toilet

if Swedish hospitality is anything like ours you'll be drinking so much coffee that the missing dinner won't matter

>>222168710
You drink coffee in your country?!

>>222168540
>forgot to bring my 1 euro coins to go to toilet, shit my pants
Just jump the railing

>>222168540
Here's to hoping that foreigners actually believe this shit so they stay the fuck away.

>>222168540
>Go to sleep over at my German friends house
>He luften's the house at 3 in the morning and the wind lifts me up and flies me home
sovl

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>>222168825
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